"Ode to Canada"

Aang: Canada, I'd like to thank you for showing 312 and 313 on TV. You guys rock!

*cheers*

Aang: I'd like to thank sokka for being the idiot he always is during the two episodes.

*cheers*

Sokka: *talking to sukki* And so I said to myself....WHAT THE HECK, AANG! I'm gonna...!

Aang: I'd like to thank katara for being so heartless, cold, and evil these past 2 episodes and giving azula a heart attack!

Worker: Hey guys! Azula is dead!

*cheers and applause*

Katara: I am not evil! I did it for you, you little...

Aang: I'd like to thank zuko, for being a fool during this episode.

Zuko: *sigh* And this is why I didn't join up with you guys join up with you for 2 seasons.

Katara: So aang, think you can be mean to us, and get away with it?

*grabs zuko and kissing him*

*gasping*

News Reporter: This just in. Zutarains around the world are cheering for canada, and their ability to make zutara happen, and give the first true evidence towards the ship. We bring you live to a scenr on zutarians in canada's capital.

Zutarian Crowd: *sings in high voices* Oh Canada...

Aang: Hey! Where is Katara and Zuko? And Toph and Sokka? And Momo and Appa? And Teo and Smellerbee?

Haru: They've all been gone and gotten hitched, Aangz! We're is da the only single bachelorz left in this whole western air temple!

Aang: 0.o... Okay, but what's a bachelor without a bachelorette?

Haru: There's tons of chicks out there waiting anduh prayinz fo us, man! for our dynamic duo! I mean, I can't think of a lady alive who doesn't want some of this zingy stuffin!!

Aang:...o.0...uhh, right, uhh, okay then, I guess we could try finding some chicks! But where do we start?

Haru: Wez begin wit BaSingSe, the babez capital of dis WORLD!

Aang: Pfft, yeah right!

Haru: Whatz? What's wrongin, chilly willyz?

Aang: 0.o...uhh, Haru, why are you talking so wierd? Are you feeling alright?

Haru: Iz gotten hit in the head with a fallin brick, you know, it's bound to happen wit da floor as our cieling, ya knowz? Dangin air-buildiners! Sozinyways, Iz lost some of myz memories andz gotten a slurr of speachez, mr avatarz, sir!

Aang: o.o...okay...moving on....anyways, as if BaSingSe could match the hottness of the Fire Nation Capital! Dude, I'm talkin mean and dangerous gals with attitude, man! Not the thumb-twiddling doo-daas of the EK!

Haru: Aang, my man, you are SOO right! FN gals gots even mo flame to add to a hottie like myself! and since it's a such a longer way to the FN, youz and me are gonna get to be best friendsies, cruisin the joints late at night! Me and my new dew are gonna be takin a likin to YOU! We're gonna have a gay old time, babyz!

Aang:...0.o...uhh, riiggght, umm, Haru, do you even know what that word means???

Haru: Gay It means happy!!

Aang:...0.o...uhh, riiiggght, yeaaahhh, uhhh...

Haru: Soo, Iz already packed, man! Whens does we's gettin to bein bestin friendsies of all timez, man! Aftuh all, I love you, MAN!!!

Aang: 0.0....uhhhh, LOOK OVER THERE! WHAT IS THAT!?!

Haru: *looks, aang flies away on glider* What? Iz not seein nothin, Aang! Wuts you lookin at?...Aang? Aang? Hey! Whered my best friend goes to? We'z gots to be togethuhs!

Good ones!

teo: hey aang, guess what me, the duke and haru found
aang: who are you people?
haru: uuh, aang it's us, teo, haru and the duke, we joined you after DOBS, remember?
katara: seriously, who are they?
sokka: they're not major characters...
duke: ok i know you guys are just joking around right?
toph: i wonder who they are...
zuko: they're probably spies sent by my sister!
teo: guys! it's us! we're not minor characters! we're part of the gaang!
katara: i've got it, they're fanboys!
aang: yeah, that probably explains it, this is why i stay away from comic-conventions
sokka: so many cosplayers...so many cosplayers
teo: fine! we'll just leave and do minor character things then!
aang: uuh.. weird 'stache guy, weird wheelchair guy and weird short guy, i think it would be best if you left.
haru: that's what we're going to do!
katara: i think one just spoke!
teo, haru and the duke: *leave*
toph: seriously, who were they?

me: bump.
thread: NO! i want to die!
me: never! i shall never let this thread die, it is too full of lulz!

If you let this die, I'm starting a new one.

Besides, this thread is too successful to die.

Let's keep on:

Toph: I am the greatest earthbender in the world! Don't you two dunderheads forget it! *runs away*

Xin Fu: I'm going to be stuck in here with you forever, arn't I?

Master Yu: I have to go to the bathroom.

Xin Fu: *bangs his head*

Director: Cut! Print! Perfect!

Master Yu: No. I meant I really do have to go.

Director: All right. *gets both of them out*

Aang: Can we move on?

Director: Well ok. Master Yu and Xin Fu don't appear for the rest of the episode anyway.

bump

I'll do an Avatar in the City one.

Katara: *walks into her apartment* Hey, has anyone seen Aang?
Toph: He's in his panic room.
*CL*
Katara: Panic room?
Toph: Yep. He's hiding from the laughter.
Katara: *makes a weird face*
*CL*
Katara: *walks into Aang's bedroom. In the middle of his room is a big metal box with a door on it* Aang? *walks to the panic room* Aang, come on out.
Aang: No! It's after me!
*CL*
Katara: What's after you?
Aang: The laughter.
Katara: *sigh* Aang, it's not after you. It laughs at anything that they think is funny.
Aang: How do you know that?
Katara: Because I'm smart!
*CL*
Aang: *whimpers*
Katara: Aang, come on out. This isn't healthy. Just learn to ignore the laughter or deal with it.
Aang: No, it's not that.
Katara: Then what is it?
Aang: I can't remember the code for the panic room.
*CL*
Katara: O_O WHAT?!
*MEANWHILE...*
Zuko: *walking to his apartment. Sokka runs up to him*
Sokka: Zuko! I need to borrow some money.
Zuko: Why?
Sokka: I'm taking Suki out on a date tonight, and I'm out of money!
Zuko: So take her out on a picnic!
Sokka: We did that last week!
Zuko: *sigh* I'm out of money too.
Sokka: Fine...whatever. I'll just borrow money from Toph!
*In the Gaang's apartment*
Sokka: Hello? Toph?
Toph: Yeah? *walks into the living room eating an apple*
Sokka: I need to borrow some money.
Toph: No.
Sokka: WHY?!
Toph: Because I already gave the money to Aang so he could buy a panic room. And so did Katara.
Sokka: *whimpers* Suki's gonna kill me...
Katara: *runs in* Guys! I need your help! Aang got a panic room and locked himself in there and he forgot the code!
Toph: ...So?
*CL*
Katara: TOPH!
Toph: Ok, ok, we'll help. Let's go, Sokka!
Sokka: *laying on the floor* So...dead...
Toph: Ugh! *throws a pillow at Sokka*
*CL*
*The girls run into Aang's room*
Toph: *metalbends the door open*
Aang: *holding his front* Bathroom! *runs to the bathroom*
*CL*
The girls: ...
*MEANWHILE*
*doorbell rings*
Sokka: *jumps up* Suki! Aw, crap! *runs into Aang's panic room*
Aang: *answers door* Hey, Suki!
Suki: Hey, Aang! Where's Sokka?
Toph: *walks in* He's in Aang's room.
Suki: Thanks. *walks into Aang's room and sees the panic room* Sokka?
Skka: o.o *doesn't answer*
Toph: *walks in* Hey, if you want the code, Suki, it's 11111.
Sokka: O______o;;
Suki: Ok... *enters code and door opens* Sokka, what are you doing in the panic room?
Sokka: Um...didn't you hear? There's a killer on the loose!
Suki: *folds arms* Really? You wouldn't happen to be hiding from me, would you?
Sokka: What? No! Of course not!
Suki: You ran out of money, didn't you?
Sokka: Who told you?!
Suki: Zuko.
*At Zuko's apartment*
Zuko: *chuckling to himself and counting some money* Sucker.
*CL*
Sokka: *slams door open*
Zumko: *in a higher voice than usual* Sokka! *hides money behind his back*
Sokka: o.o What's that behind your back?
Zuko: Nothing!
Ty Lee: *walks in* Hey, why do you have money hidden behind your back, Zuko?
*CL*
Zuko: *glares at Ty Lee*
Sokka: Zuko! *glares at him*
Zuko: Uh...*throws money at Sokka and runs out of the apartment*
Sokka: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU, ZUKO!
Ty Lee: *shakes her head* Boys...
*CL*

Are you going to continue it?

And what is CL?

bump

bump!

Haru: Duke, Teo, I don't feel very well liked.

Teo: What do you mean?

Haru: Well, it's like we aren't really part of the gaang. I always thought that if we followed them around, we'd be like, accepted by them, you know, part of their group?

Duke: That's ridiculous! We ARE part of the group!

Haru: Oh yeah? Not one of us had a line in WAT!

Duke: ....hey! You're RIGHT!!

Teo: Not to mention we were only seen in the campfire scene for a few seconds!

Haru: THIS IS INTOLLERABLE! I SAY WE GO ON STRIKE!!

Teo/Duke: YEAAHHHH!!!

*the next day*

Director: Lights! Camera-...hey, were are those three stooges?

Aang: Who?

Toph: He means Duke, Haru and Teo.

Aang: Oooohhhh,... you know, I haven't seen them either!

Katara: Me niether!

Director: Well where are they?

Sokka: GUYS! Don't any of you read the newspaper?

Everyone: Yeahhh...

Sokka: *facepalm* I mean BESIDES the front page!

Aang/Director/Zuko: Yeahhh...

Sokka: *facepalm* I mean BESIDES the comics!

Zuko: Yeahhh...

sokka: *facepalm* I mean BESIDES the sports section!

Toph: Yeahhh...

Sokka:...you do?-...oh, HAHAHA, BLINDY-PANTS! No, guys, it's all right here, on page Z3, in the very back, right behind the classified adds....*points*

Article: 3 ATLA Employees and/or Actors on Strike! Says Haru, one of the disgruntled, "they just aren't fair!" Some criticize this claim, but says Duke, one of the disgruntled, "They're so mean!" This harsh statement is sure to stir up controversy! Contends Teo, one of the disgruntled, "I deserve more!" (continued on page Z4 of tommorow, pending reader response)

Sokka: See? They went on strike!

Aang: How could they?

Toph: Yeah! That's soo stupid!

Katara: Yeah, they all suck!

Zuko: I hate their guts!

Director: How will we ever survive without them?....

Everyone: o___o

Director: Right, so where were we? Oh yes! Lights, camera-...

I know this is off-topic, but sadly, pooldude is no longer the editor of the Avatar forums. They're currently looking for another one. He'll be missed...

Well I wonder who the new editor will be.

Because if it's one of my friends, I'm lucky!

If it's one of my rivals in this forum, I got no chance...