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    MarioMario54321

    [2901]Jan 6, 2008
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    Here's another of mine:

    Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams Bloopers

    *Toph picks up a bottle of water wand was about to drink it*

    Aang: Don't drink that!

    Toph: *spits the water all over Katara* Why? Is it poison?

    Katara: *waterbends it off*

    Aang: In my dream, we were in the invasion, and you had to stop to go to the bathroom. We all died because of your tiny bladder.

    Tophweary) Hey....why do I suddenly feel...*she collapses to the floor*

    Director: CUT!! Toph, what's wrong?

    Toph: It's nothing.....I just.......can't get up.

    Director: Why? You were fine before.

    Toph: I think I have food poisoning....

    Director: WHAT??? Why? *then he notices a Special Effects Guy carrying a bottle of poison*

    Director: You! Why are you carrying that bottle?

    Guy: I don't know what you're talking about.

    Director: You poisoned that bottled water didn't you?

    Guy: No...

    Director: DID YOU!?!?!

    Guy: All right I did!! Can't you take a joke?

    Director: YOU'RE ON PROBATION!

    Guy: F***!!

    Katara: Wait a minute! That water was all over me!

    Director: Aww man! Looks like this Episode will have to wait. Get these 2 girls out of here and cure them!

    Guy: *Takes Toph and Katara to a quarantine Room where they'll be healed*

    Director: Don't be too sad. You all get a raise for this. The next person to poison any water we use gets fired!
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    tomtitan

    [2902]Jan 6, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    Here's another of mine:

    Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams Bloopers

    *Toph picks up a bottle of water wand was about to drink it*

    Aang: Don't drink that!

    Toph: *spits the water all over Katara* Why? Is it poison?

    Katara: *waterbends it off*

    Aang: In my dream, we were in the invasion, and you had to stop to go to the bathroom. We all died because of your tiny bladder.

    Tophweary) Hey....why do I suddenly feel...*she collapses to the floor*

    Director: CUT!! Toph, what's wrong?

    Toph: It's nothing.....I just.......can't get up.

    Director: Why? You were fine before.

    Toph: I think I have food poisoning....

    Director: WHAT??? Why? *then he notices a Special Effects Guy carrying a bottle of poison*

    Director: You! Why are you carrying that bottle?

    Guy: I don't know what you're talking about.

    Director: You poisoned that bottled water didn't you?

    Guy: No...

    Director: DID YOU!?!?!

    Guy: All right I did!! Can't you take a joke?

    Director: YOU'RE ON PROBATION!

    Guy: F***!!

    Katara: Wait a minute! That water was all over me!

    Director: Aww man! Looks like this Episode will have to wait. Get these 2 girls out of here and cure them!

    Guy: *Takes Toph and Katara to a quarantine Room where they'll be healed*

    Director: Don't be too sad. You all get a raise for this. The next person to poison any water we use gets fired!

    that darn'd special effects guy...
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    tomtitan

    [2903]Jan 6, 2008
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    MDD: i want to make a naruto crossover!
    BK: naruto?! why would you want to do that?!
    MDD: naruto's a decent show with many similarities to avatar!
    BK: noooo, because avatar doesn't s*ck! if you want to make a real crossover you would crossover lost!
    MDD: LOST?! and you thought naruto was stupid!
    BK: lost is better than naruto now give me teh lazer!
    MDD: naruto is better and no!
    *they fight over teh lazer, but accidentally blast it in a random direction, it reflects all over the place, hitting various DVDs and creating all sorts of havoc and chaos*

    ozai: they never told you the true story of what happened to your father, did they zuko?
    zuko: lolwut? dad you've been in the sun too long!
    ozai: no, zuko, i am your father!
    zuko: .....no sh*t sherlock!

    ty lee: hey cutie! it looks like we're dancing!
    sokka: ty lee, i think you're trying to seduce me!

    azula: 3 nations descend upon the fire nation empire!
    ozai: this is blasphemy, this is madness!
    aang: madness? THIS IS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aang: sokka where are you going?
    sokka: to get some food!
    aang: but we have enough food!
    sokka: yes, but we don't have any cheeseburgers!

    combustion man: kiss my shiny metal @$$!!

    cm: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZER!!!!

    sokka: by the way i was being sarcastic!

    aang: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! sokka: oh lord no not again!

    generic villain: give me 1 reason why i should surrender!
    aang: actually there's 5!
    sokka: 1!
    toph: 2!
    zuko: 3!
    katara: 4!
    aang: 5! however you do the math, it all adds up to you going down.

    random citizen: is it a bird?
    other random citizen: is it a plane?
    other fandom citizen: no! it's superaang!

    sokka: that is a nice boulder!

    ozai: war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorace is strength! 2+2=5!

    sokka: hey! i'm the one who repeats stuff fo emphasis! EMPHASIS!

    aang: F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for U and me!
    N is for NEwhere at any time at all
    down here in the deep blue sea!
    zuko: F is for fire that burns down the whole town
    U is for uranium...bombs!
    N is for no survivooooors when we-
    aang: zuko! that's not what the fun song is all about!
    *some time later, in XroD*
    *zuko shoots fire at aang*
    aang: but..we sang the fun song!

    aang: we're all in this togethe-WAIT!!!!!!!!
    sokka: what? i was just getting into the tune of that song!
    aang: THAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE MOOSE-CAMEL'S BACK! high school musical?! why are we singing that FFS?!?!
    ?: because the creators told you to!
    aang: who said that?
    ?: you can call me... the fourth wall!
    katara: who are you?
    4th wall: i am a spirit, but i'm not from the spirit world, i'm from the real world!
    sokka: the real world? our world?
    4th wall: no, the REAL world. you see, this is just a ficticious television show, none of what you have ever done is real!
    toph: lolwut? are you saying... we're just a story?
    4th wall: more or less.
    aang: so who made the story?
    4th wall: michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko
    zuko: then they are to blame for these gorrific crossovers!
    4th wall: exactly! and i say we should make them suffer for it!
    aang: well i agree! how do we get to this 'real world'?
    4th wall: simple, you break me!
    katara: i get it! it's like the expression 'breaking the 4th wall' when a character in a play knows they're a character in a play.
    4th wall: exactly! now attack me, and a portal to MDD and BK will reveal iteslf!
    *they attack 4th wall, he vanishes, and a swirling vortex appears*
    aang: it's time to meet our makers!
    sokka: aww! i wanted to say that!
    *they step through the portal*

    to be continued...
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    MarioMario54321

    [2904]Jan 6, 2008
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    Here's one:

    Episode 212 Bloopers

    Sokka: *as Toph tries to walk across the ice* Just follow the sound of my voice!

    Toph: It's hard to ignore.

    Sokka: You're almost there.

    *And then the serpent is sopposed to break the ice but instead it hits Toph right on the head*

    Director: CUT!! In this scene, the fake serpent has to hit the ice! Not Toph!

    Special Effects Guy: Sorry.

    Director: Yeah. I'm sorry too. That YOU COULD'VE KILLED HER!

    Toph: *pops up from the water* Help! Someone!

    Director: AND YOU MADE THE WATER DEEP!

    Special Effects Guy: Sorry.

    Director: YOU'RE THE WORST SPECIAL EFFECTS GUY EVER! But I can't fire you. You're my only one. And I can't find another. Toph: SOMEONE HELP ME!! NOW!!

    Director: I'll just put you on probation.

    Toph: Someone........*drowns*

    Director: Someone get her!

    *A Crane picks her up from the water*

    Director: Whoever can save her gets a raise!

    *Everyone tries to get Toph to breathe*

    Toph: *coughs* Where am I?
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    MarioMario54321

    [2905]Jan 6, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    MDD: i want to make a naruto crossover!
    BK: naruto?! why would you want to do that?!
    MDD: naruto's a decent show with many similarities to avatar!
    BK: noooo, because avatar doesn't s*ck! if you want to make a real crossover you would crossover lost!
    MDD: LOST?! and you thought naruto was stupid!
    BK: lost is better than naruto now give me teh lazer!
    MDD: naruto is better and no!
    *they fight over teh lazer, but accidentally blast it in a random direction, it reflects all over the place, hitting various DVDs and creating all sorts of havoc and chaos*

    ozai: they never told you the true story of what happened to your father, did they zuko?
    zuko: lolwut? dad you've been in the sun too long!
    ozai: no, zuko, i am your father!
    zuko: .....no sh*t sherlock!

    ty lee: hey cutie! it looks like we're dancing!
    sokka: ty lee, i think you're trying to seduce me!

    azula: 3 nations descend upon the fire nation empire!
    ozai: this is blasphemy, this is madness!
    aang: madness? THIS IS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aang: sokka where are you going?
    sokka: to get some food!
    aang: but we have enough food!
    sokka: yes, but we don't have any cheeseburgers!

    combustion man: kiss my shiny metal @$$!!

    cm: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZER!!!!

    sokka: by the way i was being sarcastic!

    aang: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! sokka: oh lord no not again!

    generic villain: give me 1 reason why i should surrender!
    aang: actually there's 5!
    sokka: 1!
    toph: 2!
    zuko: 3!
    katara: 4!
    aang: 5! however you do the math, it all adds up to you going down.

    random citizen: is it a bird?
    other random citizen: is it a plane?
    other fandom citizen: no! it's superaang!

    sokka: that is a nice boulder!

    ozai: war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorace is strength! 2+2=5!

    sokka: hey! i'm the one who repeats stuff fo emphasis! EMPHASIS!

    aang: F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for U and me!
    N is for NEwhere at any time at all
    down here in the deep blue sea!
    zuko: F is for fire that burns down the whole town
    U is for uranium...bombs!
    N is for no survivooooors when we-
    aang: zuko! that's not what the fun song is all about!
    *some time later, in XroD*
    *zuko shoots fire at aang*
    aang: but..we sang the fun song!

    aang: we're all in this togethe-WAIT!!!!!!!!
    sokka: what? i was just getting into the tune of that song!
    aang: THAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE MOOSE-CAMEL'S BACK! high school musical?! why are we singing that FFS?!?!
    ?: because the creators told you to!
    aang: who said that?
    ?: you can call me... the fourth wall!
    katara: who are you?
    4th wall: i am a spirit, but i'm not from the spirit world, i'm from the real world!
    sokka: the real world? our world?
    4th wall: no, the REAL world. you see, this is just a ficticious television show, none of what you have ever done is real!
    toph: lolwut? are you saying... we're just a story?
    4th wall: more or less.
    aang: so who made the story?
    4th wall: michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko
    zuko: then they are to blame for these gorrific crossovers!
    4th wall: exactly! and i say we should make them suffer for it!
    aang: well i agree! how do we get to this 'real world'?
    4th wall: simple, you break me!
    katara: i get it! it's like the expression 'breaking the 4th wall' when a character in a play knows they're a character in a play.
    4th wall: exactly! now attack me, and a portal to MDD and BK will reveal iteslf!
    *they attack 4th wall, he vanishes, and a swirling vortex appears*
    aang: it's time to meet our makers!
    sokka: aww! i wanted to say that!
    *they step through the portal*

    to be continued...


    I can't wait for part 2!
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    tomtitan

    [2906]Jan 7, 2008
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    continuation:
    MDD: just give me the damn lazer!
    BK: NO! i want to do lost dammit!
    MDD: GIVE ME THE-
    *just then the gaang appear out of nowhere*
    BK: COSPLAYERS!!!!! THEY'VE PASSED OUR DEFENCES!!
    MDD: activating anti-cosplayer forcefield!
    *a forcefield that repels all fanboys and fangirls appears out of nowhere*
    aang: your days of making dumb parodies are over creators! i'm taking you down!
    MDD: wow, that cosplayer sounds a lot like the real aang!
    katara: he is the real aang stupids! we've broken the fourth wall to give you a piece of our mind!
    BK: fourth wall? wow these fanfics are getting worse and worse!
    zuko: THIS ISN'T A FANFICTION! we're the real deal!
    MDD: *laughing* prove it 'zuko'!
    *zuko shoots fire at them, the anti-cosplayer forcefield deflects it*
    BK: i don't believe it! the real gaang!
    sokka: we want to have a word with you!
    toph: what's with all these dumb parodies?! you made me british! BRI-TISH!
    MDD: hear us out! we had this cool crossover ray and we wanted to make a good crossover, with something decent, like naruto!
    BK: naruto?! lost!
    MDD: naruto!
    BK: lost!
    aang: lolwut? we don't know what these show you speak of are!
    MDD: you guys are going back where you came from! now!
    katara: or else what?
    BK: or else we zap you with the crossover ray and make you mystery inc.
    sokka: NOT SCOOBY DOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
    BK: now you have some explaining to do!
    MDD: how did you get to the real world?
    zuko: several minutes later...
    BK: i see.
    zuko: wow! that was amazing, all i said was 'several minutes later' and you understood everything!
    BK: it's the writer's way of skipping dull parts of the story to get to the interesting bits.
    MDD: did you just break the fourth wall?
    BK: i did! on no! that means...
    MDD/BK: we're fictional!
    aang: which means...
    gaang: THIS IS A FANFIC!!! NOOOO!!!!
    4th wall: come on, let's show this creator a piece of our mind!
    *they open a portal into the REAL real world*
    tomtitan: i wish i had a girlfriend.
    MDD: your days of tyranny are over fanfic creator! i'm taking you down!
    tomtitan: o rly?
    BK: ya rly!
    *they all attack*
    tomtitan: mwahahaha! you cannot defeat me! for i am making this fanfic!
    aang: he's right, this is all in his imagination!
    tomtitan: yes! and if i say... this is a scooby doo crossover, it becomes a scooby doo crossover! several minutes later!
    zuko: oh no not that!

    villager: you're going to be locked up forever!
    hama: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
    katara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tomtitan: the end! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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    MarioMario54321

    [2907]Jan 7, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    continuation:
    MDD: just give me the damn lazer!
    BK: NO! i want to do lost dammit!
    MDD: GIVE ME THE-
    *just then the gaang appear out of nowhere*
    BK: COSPLAYERS!!!!! THEY'VE PASSED OUR DEFENCES!!
    MDD: activating anti-cosplayer forcefield!
    *a forcefield that repels all fanboys and fangirls appears out of nowhere*
    aang: your days of making dumb parodies are over creators! i'm taking you down!
    MDD: wow, that cosplayer sounds a lot like the real aang!
    katara: he is the real aang stupids! we've broken the fourth wall to give you a piece of our mind!
    BK: fourth wall? wow these fanfics are getting worse and worse!
    zuko: THIS ISN'T A FANFICTION! we're the real deal!
    MDD: *laughing* prove it 'zuko'!
    *zuko shoots fire at them, the anti-cosplayer forcefield deflects it*
    BK: i don't believe it! the real gaang!
    sokka: we want to have a word with you!
    toph: what's with all these dumb parodies?! you made me british! BRI-TISH!
    MDD: hear us out! we had this cool crossover ray and we wanted to make a good crossover, with something decent, like naruto!
    BK: naruto?! lost!
    MDD: naruto!
    BK: lost!
    aang: lolwut? we don't know what these show you speak of are!
    MDD: you guys are going back where you came from! now!
    katara: or else what?
    BK: or else we zap you with the crossover ray and make you mystery inc.
    sokka: NOT SCOOBY DOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
    BK: now you have some explaining to do!
    MDD: how did you get to the real world?
    zuko: several minutes later...
    BK: i see.
    zuko: wow! that was amazing, all i said was 'several minutes later' and you understood everything!
    BK: it's the writer's way of skipping dull parts of the story to get to the interesting bits.
    MDD: did you just break the fourth wall?
    BK: i did! on no! that means...
    MDD/BK: we're fictional!
    aang: which means...
    gaang: THIS IS A FANFIC!!! NOOOO!!!!
    4th wall: come on, let's show this creator a piece of our mind!
    *they open a portal into the REAL real world*
    tomtitan: i wish i had a girlfriend.
    MDD: your days of tyranny are over fanfic creator! i'm taking you down!
    tomtitan: o rly?
    BK: ya rly!
    *they all attack*
    tomtitan: mwahahaha! you cannot defeat me! for i am making this fanfic!
    aang: he's right, this is all in his imagination!
    tomtitan: yes! and if i say... this is a scooby doo crossover, it becomes a scooby doo crossover! several minutes later!
    zuko: oh no not that!

    villager: you're going to be locked up forever!
    hama: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
    katara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tomtitan: the end! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!


    Excellent!
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    SalFishFin

    [2908]Jan 7, 2008
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    Hama: IMPERIO!

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    dude2dawg555

    [2909]Jan 7, 2008
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    The scene takes place as Iroh is about to fight Ozai`s angels...

    Iroh:Azula,you and you`re angels cant win.You`re outnumbered.

    Azula:You foolish old man!There is three of us and only one of you!

    *Aang appears*

    Aang:Make that two!

    Azula:The quickster!

    Zuko:Three!

    Ty-lee:Captain magma!

    Toph:Four!

    Mai:The blind bandit!

    Katara:Five!

    All three:MRS.P.M.S-ENCE?!!

    Iroh:And me makes ten!!.....I think.

    Sokka:Add in Boomerang Man,and you`ve got.....THE GAANGU FORCE!!!!!HA!!!!!

    *They all start doing some wierd formation*

    Azula:...These are the lamest enemies I have ever faced.

    .....

    And now,a word from our sponsers...

    *Zuko appears in a small,dark room,talking to the audience.*

    Zuko:Hey,Zuko here...Did you know it is illegal to say..."I want to kill fire-lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s veryillegal.It`s very,very illegal.Of course,it`s okey for me,because I was just simply telling you it wasnt okey to say..."I want to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."Im just simply making a public announcement,see.Also,it is very illegal to say "I really,really want someone to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s super illegal,very,extremely illegal.But it is okay to say..."With a fire-ball lauching catapult."It`s a sentance on it`s own.It`s an incomplete sentance,but still a sentance.It may or may not have something to do with the sentance before it.It`s legal,perfectly fine.It is also extremely,utterly illegal to say on telivision..."The best place to fire a fire-ball with a fire-ball launching catapultthrough the palace of the fire-lord is by standing on the royal fire-nation huet building,because you have a clear shot and there is minimal security to shoot straight into the fire lord`s bedroom."...Insanely illegal!Rediculously,recklessly,insanely illegal!...Yet it is even more illegal to show a diagram...

    *A diagram suddenly shows up*

    Zuko:EXTREMELY ILLEGAL!!!Rediculously,horribly,insanely illegal!!It is insanely felonious!!They will come to you`re house in the middle of the night,lock you up,and they willchew you up and spit you out like an angry rhino!!Extremely,horrendusly,ludicrously illegal!!.....One thing that is technically legal to say,though,is..."We have a secret group hidden under the royal fire-nation bridge and our password is 'Burnsome'"*Raises his fist into the air.*

    Edited on 01/07/2008 12:55pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    tomtitan

    [2910]Jan 7, 2008
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    dude2dawg555 wrote:

    The scene takes place as Iroh is about to fight Ozai`s angels...

    Iroh:Azula,you and you`re angels cant win.You`re outnumbered.

    Azula:You foolish old man!There is three of us and only one of you!

    *Aang appears*

    Aang:Make that two!

    Azula:The quickster!

    Zuko:Three!

    Ty-lee:Captain magma!

    Toph:Four!

    Mai:The blind bandit!

    Katara:Five!

    All three:MRS.P.M.S-ENCE?!!

    Iroh:And me makes ten!!.....I think.

    Sokka:Add in Boomerang Man,and you`ve got.....THE GAANGU FORCE!!!!!HA!!!!!

    *They all start doing some wierd formation*

    Azula:...These are the lamest enemies I have ever faced.

    .....

    And now,a word from our sponsers...

    *Zuko appears in a small,dark room,talking to the audience.*

    Zuko:Hey,Zuko here...Did you know it is illegal to say..."I want to kill fire-lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s very illegal.It`svery,very illegal.Of course,it`s okey for me,because I was just simply telling you it wasnt okey to say..."I want to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."Im just simply making a public announcement,see.Also,it is very illegal to say "I really,really want someone to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s super illegal,very,extremely illegal.But it is okay to say..."With a fire-ball lauching catapult."It`s a sentance on it`s own.It`s an incomplete sentance,but still a sentance.It may or may not have something to do with the sentance before it.It`s legal,perfectly fine.It is also extremely,utterly illegal to say on telivision..."The best place to fire a fire-ball with a fire-ball launching catapultthrough the palace of the fire-lord is by standing on the royal fire-nation huet building,because you have a clear shot and there is minimal security to shoot straight into the fire lord`s bedroom."...Insanely illegal!Rediculously,recklessly,insanely illegal!...Yet it is even more illegal to show a diagram...

    *A diagram suddenly shows up*

    Zuko:EXTREMELY ILLEGAL!!!Rediculously,horribly,insanely illegal!!It is insanely felonious!!They will come to you`re house in the middle of the night,lock you up,and they willchew you up and spit you out like an angry rhino!!Extremely,horrendusly,ludicrously illegal!!.....One thing that is technicallylegal to say,though,is..."We have a secret group hiddenunder the royal fire-nation bridge and our password is 'Burnsome'"*Raises his fist into the air.*


    lol, @ first part, you should say what happens after they introduce themselves, y'know, the self pwning?
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    MarioMario54321

    [2911]Jan 7, 2008
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    A Crossover of:

    Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V from Spongebob. Nice.
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2912]Jan 7, 2008
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    (Aang bursts into Fire Lord Ozai's chamber)
    Aang: Your days of tyrrany are over, Fire Lord Ozai!
    Fire Lord Ozai: Fool! You think you can defeat me? (voice gets distorted and the eye of XANA appears in his pupils) You do not know who I really am.
    Aang: Wait, You're XANA!?
    XANA-Ozai: Why do you think Sozin betrayed his best friend, Avatar Roku? I possessed him those many years ago and when he died, I possessed Azulon, and then finally Ozai. By controlling the Fire Lords, I have control of the entire Fire Nation, and soon I will have control over the entire world! (XANA's monsters suddenly surround Aang) Any last words, Avatar?
    Aang: Just these words: MIKE, BRYON, ENOUGH WITH THE CROSSOVER RAY ALREADY!!!
    (back with Mike and Bryon)
    Bryon: Wasn't me. Mike?
    Mike: Wasn't me, either.
    (both creators look over at DanSandwichBoy who is waving the crossover ray around)
    DSB: XD I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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    dude2dawg555

    [2913]Jan 7, 2008
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    Continued from part 1...

    Mai:Well...this sucks.

    Iroh:Gaangu force,attack!!And remember,always aim for the groin!!

    Azula:Oh no!Please,have mercy!

    Zuko:Cracka towa!!*Shoots fire at them,and it accidently hits aang in the face insted.*

    Aang:AHHHHH!!!!!GET IT OFF!!!OW,IT BURNS!!!*Starts speeding around,trying the get the fire out*GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOGFF!!!!!

    Katara: ZUKO!!!IM GUNNA KILL YOU!!!*Starts strangeling him*

    Zuko:It was an accident!!It wasnt my fault!!I didnt mean too!!Help me!!She`s killing me!!AHHHHHH!!!!!

    Iroh:Hey,quit killing my nephew,ya crazy putskah!*Tries to pull katara off him*And cant you simply put the fire out?

    Katara:*Not completely listening.*NO WAY,HE HURT AANG!!I WARNED YOU ZUKO!!!I TOLD YOU IF YOU DARE HURT A HAIR ON HIM,I WOULD DESTROY YOU,AND YOU DIDNT LISTEN!!!!!NOW,IM GUNNA F$*(%EN END YOU!!!!

    Zuko:OWWW!!!MY GROIN!!!WHY WOULD YOU STAB SOMEONE WITH A SHARP ICICLE THERE?!!WHYYYY?!!!!

    Sokka:At least he now knows why she`s called "Mrs.P.M.S-Ence."And Katara,he doesnt have hair.

    Toph:*Sighs*...I`ll handle it from here.*Raises a boulder,and is ready to throw it at the angels,and just as she throws it,aang accidently runs into her at a high speed,so fast she wasnt able to sencehim,while his whole head is on fire,hitting her hard enough to send her off a cliff*AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    *The boulder that toph threw is already flying,and ends up hitting both Zuko and Katara,knocking them out.*

    *A few minutes later,after the fire consumes his whole body,it eventually goes out,leaving nothing but aang`s shoes with smoke coming out of them,which are still running*

    Aang:*Still running at a slower pace,his body completely incinerated.Then he stops and starts panting*...Glad thats over.

    Sokka:Well,looks like it`s up to Boomerang man to save the day!I`ll just walk around sneakilly,use stealth and cunning,and attack them from behind with my boomerang,and knock them all out.They wont know what hit th-Oh forget it!We`re screwed!*Runs away*

    Iroh....................*Sits down*

    Azula:W-we-we did it!!We won!!This day belongs to EVIL!!!*Walks up to Iroh.*You lost,Iroh.And,as the hero/villain rule book says,you have to give in to my demands!!

    Iroh:Alright.Whadda ya want?

    Mai:A life time supply of rose-petals!!

    Ty-lee:And some finesexy bottles to make me more hott!!It`s like sexyfine,but it`s a perfume,and it`s for girls...And it causes Kataang insted of Zutara!!YAY KATAANG!!!!!

    Mai:Yeah,it`s much better than zutara!Not NEARLY as good as Maizu,though!Thats the best one!!

    Iroh:Oh please,you`re all crazy shmuts,Zutara is so much better!I mean,look how thier on top of each other and spraweled on the ground like that!

    Mai:Thier unconsious,Iroh...

    Iroh:You`re point?

    Azula:You`re into Zutara,uncle?

    Iroh:Yeah,why do you think I used so many sexyfine bottles?!It wasnt certainly just to make myself look like Chuck Norris with grey hair and a hot yitish accent,thats for sure.

    Azula:>__>;Okey then,anyways...first,I want world domination.Second,I want you to eat dirt.And Third...I want an adult sized krabby patty.

    Iroh:Alright,fine.Even though I dont know what the shpitskah a krabby patty is...

    Azula:Now,start eating some dir-*The angels are suddenly mowed down by a bunch of fanboys holding bottles of finesexy bottles in thier hands*...ACK!!Why the heck are boys chasing me with bottles of perfume?!

    Mai:...Is it just me,or has everyone been drinking the cactus juice?

    Ty-lee:FINESEXY!!!YAY!!!

    Iroh:.....*Runs away quickly while the angels continue to get mobbed by the fanboys.*Seeya later,ya bunch of crazy plotz!!

    Edited on 01/07/2008 2:29pm
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    SalFishFin

    [2914]Jan 7, 2008
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    SalFishFin: *steals crossover ray*

    Hama: IMPERIO!

    Ozai: AVADA KEDAVRA!

    Azula: CRUCIO!

    Aang: EXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

    Katara: AGUAMENTI!

    Zuko: Expeliarmus!

    okay, anyone have more? I'm spent...

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    tomtitan

    [2915]Jan 8, 2008
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    SalFishFin wrote:

    SalFishFin: *steals crossover ray*

    Hama: IMPERIO!

    Ozai: AVADA KEDAVRA!

    Azula: CRUCIO!

    Aang: EXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

    Katara: AGUAMENTI!

    Zuko: Expeliarmus!

    okay, anyone have more? I'm spent...


    wow, i'm so happy to see my crossover ray has become so prolific here!
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2916]Jan 8, 2008
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    "The Warriors of Kyoshi"
    Aang: You know what I think? You just don't want to come because you're jealous.
    Katara: Jealous!? Of what?
    Aang: Jealous because we're having so much fun without you.
    Katara: That's ridiculous!
    Aang: It is a little ridiculous, but I understand.
    Katara: (scoffs and walks away) Air head.
    (Katara's last line is cut out of audio later onfor unknown reasons)
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    tomtitan

    [2917]Jan 8, 2008
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    DanSandwichBoy wrote:
    "The Warriors of Kyoshi"
    Aang: You know what I think? You just don't want to come because you're jealous.
    Katara: Jealous!? Of what?
    Aang: Jealous because we're having so much fun without you.
    Katara: That's ridiculous!
    Aang: It is a little ridiculous, but I understand.
    Katara: (scoffs and walks away) Air head.
    (Katara's last line is cut out of audio later onfor unknown reasons)

    before i say this, very good blooper.
    now onto my main point, in your sig, dr. amino? amino acids? is he broken down protein? i think you mean dr. animo. and yes, ben 10 FTW.

    GTP! GTP!
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    tomtitan

    [2918]Jan 8, 2008
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    now to post the entire crossover ray series!

    Chapter 1: Momochu, I Choose You!

    MDD: gues what bryan?
    BK: what?!
    MDD: i bought this awesome device!
    BK: what is it?
    MDD: it's a crossover ray! simply shoot at 2 DVDs and it makes a crossover of them!
    BK: well what are we waiting for? shoot away! let's make a naruto-avatar crossover!
    *they aim at a DVD of WAT and a naruto DVD and fire teh lazer, but the ray is reflected off the WAT DVD and hits an unknown DVD*
    MDD: what did it hit? WHAT DID IT HIT?!
    in the crossed-over DVD, the gaang are sitting in the WAT, eating breakfast
    sokka: wow, what a normal and uneventful day, surely nothing exciting will happ- *giant net appears out of nowhere and captures momo, it is then dragged back*
    sokka: oh great, now what?
    ?1: prepare for trouble we've captured your pet!
    ?2: make it double using this thunderproof net!
    ?1: to protect the world form devastation!
    ?2: to unite all peoples within our nation!
    ?1: to denounce the evils of truth and love!
    ?2: to extend our reach to the stars above!
    ?1: ty lee!
    ?2: mai!
    ty lee: ozai's angels blast off at the speed of light!
    mai: surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight!
    azulowth: azulowth! that's right!
    sokka: oh no it's ozai's angels!
    teo: and they have momochu!
    momochu: momo! momo!
    ty lee: ahahahaha! we finally have momochu! now to sell him to the boss, we'll be made for life!
    sokka: not if i can help it! go zumander!
    *sokka throws a spherical device and zuko appears out of it*
    zumander: zuko! zuko!
    ty lee: azulowth! go!
    sokka: zumander! use flamethrower!
    *zuko shoots fire at azulowth*
    mai: haha! fire type attacks aren't effective against other fire types!
    teo: she's right! go! squirtata!
    *teo throws another spherical device and katara comes out of it*
    squirtara: katara!
    teo: squirtara, use water gun!
    *katara shoots water at azulowth*
    ty lee: oh no! it's super effective! now azulowth, use zap cannon!
    *azulowth shoots lightning at squirtara*
    teo: oh no! it's super effective!
    sokka: i know! i'll use pidgeyaangto! *sends out pidgeyaangto*
    pidgeaangto: aang! aang!
    sokka: now! use aerial ace on the net!
    *pidgeyaangto flies to the net and cuts it open, freeing momochu*
    sokka: momochu! use thunderbolt!
    momo: mo...mo...CHUUUUUUU!!!!! *shoots lightning at ozai's angels, sending them flying*
    all 3: looks like we're blasting off again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MDD: (watching this horrific crossover) BURN THE DVD!!! DESTROY IT! no one must ever see this horrific disaster!
    BK: *destroys DVD* phew, that was close! so what should we crossover next?
    MDD: i'm in the mood for some DBZ!
    BK: yeah!

    Chapter 2: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    MDD: ok so the pokemon crossover was a disaster
    BK: dragonball z?
    MDD: sounds good!
    *they shoot the ray at an avatar DVD and a DBZ DVD, creating this...*
    aang: your days of tyranny are over firelod, i'm taking you down! now i shall defeat you! *starts charging* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    ozai: no, it is i who will defeat you! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *4 hours later*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    aang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *fires huge fireblast at ozai, ozai does the same, the fireblasts meet in midair*
    ozai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    aang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *fireblast gets pushed towards aang.
    aang: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!
    zuko: aang, let's do a fusion!
    aang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    zuko: what did you say?
    aang: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    aang/zuko: FUUUUUU *do funny moves* SIONNNNNNNN *do another funny move* HAAAAA!!!!! *do another funny move, they fuse together*
    zukaang: I AM ZUKAANG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    ozai: OH NO! THEY ARE TOO STRONG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    zukaang: now let's do our super special awesome move HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *he begins charging a lazer*
    zukaang: IMMA CHARGIN MUH LAZER!!!!!!!
    ozai: ME TOO HAAAAA!!! *ozai begins charging his lazer*
    zukaang: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZER!!!!!!!!!
    ozai: ME TOO HAAAAA!!!
    *they both fire lazers at each other, the beams meet in mid air, but zukaang's beam is stronger and ozai gets pwned*
    ozai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    zukaang: now you have been defeated!
    ozai: NOT QUITE! NOW I WILL TRANSFORM, BECOMING EVEN STRONGER!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *ozai transforms into ozai final form, who has bigger muscles and can fire bigger lazers*
    ozai final form: NOW I AM UNSTOPPABLE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    katara: (who has watching from the sidelines the etire time because in DBZ, girls can't fight!) why didn't he just do that before?
    toph: (who is in the same situation as katara) beats me!
    sokk: OH NO I'M DYING HAAAAAAA!!!!!
    katara: so?
    ozai: I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE PLANET WITH MUH FINGUH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    zukaang: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    ozai: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    zukaang: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *this continues for several episodes*
    ozai: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *they both fly up into the air and have a massive hand-to hand fight which lasts for several episodes, during which no one gets hit*
    zukaang: SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MULTIPLE DEATH KAMEHAMEHA BEAM CANNON OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ozai: OH NO! NOT THE SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MULTIPLE DEATH KAMEHAMEHA BEAM CANNON OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    zukaang: that's right! the SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MULTIPLE DEATH KAMEHAMEHA BEAM CANNON OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ozai: NOOO!!!!
    *he fires the beam cannon thingy at ozai*
    ozai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ozai: now i will transform into mt final final form! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *this continues for several episodes*
    *several episodes later*
    ozai: NOW I AM FINAL FINAL FORM OZAI! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    BK: ENOUGH! we already have more episodes than seasons 1, 2 and 3 combine!
    MDD: this is going to go on forever isn't it?
    BK: yup.
    *they burn the DVD*
    MDD: we should probably stop making these crossovers.
    BK: yet they're so fun!
    MDD: NOW I'M CHARGING MY CROSSOVER BEAM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BK: LET'S DO OUR FUSION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
    bryke: WE ARE BRYKE HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Chapter 3: Heart of the Avatards

    MDD: imma chargin muh lazer
    BK: imma firin muh lazer!
    *they fire teh lazer at 2 DVDs, 1 is avatar, 1 is...*
    MDD: there, a heroes/avatar crossover, this should be good!
    BK: uuh...you DO know this is a yugioh DVD, right?
    MDD: nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
    BK: and it's not the abridged series!
    MDD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *in the crossover*
    aang: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
    ozai: now i will destroy you! i summon 'faceless firebender #1'
    aang: fool! you activated my trap card!
    zuko: (in brooklyn accent) i don't get it, why do i have a brooklyn accent? isn't this an anime?
    sokka: you think you have it bad, i sound like barney the bear!
    toph: that's nothing, i have an awful british accent!
    katara: wow, i guess i got off lucky then!
    sokka: i don't understand, if we're main characters, why don't we get to duel ever?
    katara: because, this is an anime, and in animes only 1 main character gets to fight, all the others must watch from the sidelines.
    aang: go my sky bison! attack his life points directly!
    ozai: nooooo!!!!!
    aang: hey katara after this duel do you wanna go out sometime?
    katara: are you in the avatar state?
    aang: uuh..no..
    katara: then no!
    aang: curses, foiled again!
    azula: i challenge you to play a childrens card game to decide the fate of the world!
    zuko: you're on!
    azula: *giggling* what's with that brooklyn accent?
    zuko: i don't know! help me please!
    *they begin to duel*
    ozai: AAH YEH BEAT MEH!
    aang: now that i have beaten you in a children's card game, the world is safe once more!
    katara, sokka and toph: hooray!

    MDD: well, at least it wasn't as bad as the pokemon crossover!
    BK: yeah, this one turned out ok!
    MDD: burn it?
    BK: definitely!
    *they destroy the DVD*
    MDD: so, what do we crossover next?
    BK: we really should be making the real episodes!
    MDD: oh well! Chapter 4: How to Stop an Exploding Aang

    MDD: (after firin teh lazer) whew! we finally did it! a heroes avatar crossover! let's watch!
    *sometime in season 1*
    *aang is walking through the forest, on his way to meet the fortuneteller*
    aang: wow, what a normal and totally uneventfu-
    *sokka appears out of nowhere, but he looks strangely older*
    aang: sokka?
    sokka: aang, i have come from 5 years into your future, the kyoshi warrior, on kyoshi island, you must save her, ozai must not take her, or the world will be doomed, understand?
    aang: so, save the kyoshi warrior, save the world?
    sokka: correct *dissapears*

    the mechanist: no! stay away from me and my sun dock!
    xu: i'm not dock, i'm his brother xu! my hat gives me super strength! fear me!
    teo: daddy i'm scared!

    aang: these things i can do, these powers i have, they make me different, they make me...emo, and i don't have hair to emoize, and if i try cutting myself, katara just heals my wounds, what do i do?
    sokka: i don't know, but i have to teleport to ba sing se to save suki! *does hiro's trademark concentrating face*
    *appears in BSS*
    sokka: yatta! hello ba sing se!
    aang: stop being so happy! it makes it harder for me to be emo!
    *giant explosion wipes out ba sing se*
    sokka: MUSHROOM?!
    aang: great! another thing for me to be emo about! i'm going to destroy ba sing se! give me that razor!
    sokka: are you going to shave your head?
    aang: sure, we'll go with that!
    katara: not on my watch!
    aang: dammit! i was so close to slitting my wrists!
    duke: hi sokka!
    sokka: who are you?
    duke: it's me, the duke, your useless yet loveable sidekick!
    sokka: no seriously, who are you?

    MDD: i can't watch this anymore! it's too much of an emofest!
    BK: *sigh* i'll get the fire started.
    MDD: and why the hell did the duke and teo get so much screentime?! they got more screentime there than in every episode put together!
    BK: so, what do we crossover next?

    Chapter 5: The Fourth Wall, Part 1, Crossover Madness

    MDD: i want to make a naruto crossover!
    BK: naruto?! why would you want to do that?!
    MDD: naruto's a decent show with many similarities to avatar!
    BK: noooo, because avatar doesn't s*ck! if you want to make a real crossover you would crossover lost!
    MDD: LOST?! and you thought naruto was stupid!
    BK: lost is better than naruto now give me teh lazer!
    MDD: naruto is better and no!
    *they fight over teh lazer, but accidentally blast it in a random direction, it reflects all over the place, hitting various DVDs and creating all sorts of havoc and chaos*

    ozai: they never told you the true story of what happened to your father, did they zuko?
    zuko: lolwut? dad you've been in the sun too long!
    ozai: no, zuko, i am your father!
    zuko: .....no sh*t sherlock!

    ty lee: hey cutie! it looks like we're dancing!
    sokka: ty lee, i think you're trying to seduce me!

    azula: 3 nations descend upon the fire nation empire!
    ozai: this is blasphemy, this is madness!
    aang: madness? THIS IS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aang: sokka where are you going?
    sokka: to get some food!
    aang: but we have enough food!
    sokka: yes, but we don't have any cheeseburgers!

    combustion man: kiss my shiny metal @$$!!

    cm: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZER!!!!

    sokka: by the way i was being sarcastic!

    aang: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! sokka: oh lord no not again!

    generic villain: give me 1 reason why i should surrender!
    aang: actually there's 5!
    sokka: 1!
    toph: 2!
    zuko: 3!
    katara: 4!
    aang: 5! however you do the math, it all adds up to you going down.

    random citizen: is it a bird?
    other random citizen: is it a plane?
    other fandom citizen: no! it's superaang!

    sokka: that is a nice boulder!

    ozai: war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorace is strength! 2+2=5!

    sokka: hey! i'm the one who repeats stuff fo emphasis! EMPHASIS!

    aang: F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for U and me!
    N is for NEwhere at any time at all
    down here in the deep blue sea!
    zuko: F is for fire that burns down the whole town
    U is for uranium...bombs!
    N is for no survivooooors when we-
    aang: zuko! that's not what the fun song is all about!
    *some time later, in XroD*
    *zuko shoots fire at aang*
    aang: but..we sang the fun song!

    aang: we're all in this togethe-WAIT!!!!!!!!
    sokka: what? i was just getting into the tune of that song!
    aang: THAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE MOOSE-CAMEL'S BACK! high school musical?! why are we singing that FFS?!?!
    ?: because the creators told you to!
    aang: who said that?
    ?: you can call me... the fourth wall!
    katara: who are you?
    4th wall: i am a spirit, but i'm not from the spirit world, i'm from the real world!
    sokka: the real world? our world?
    4th wall: no, the REAL world. you see, this is just a ficticious television show, none of what you have ever done is real!
    toph: lolwut? are you saying... we're just a story?
    4th wall: more or less.
    aang: so who made the story?
    4th wall: michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko
    zuko: then they are to blame for these gorrific crossovers!
    4th wall: exactly! and i say we should make them suffer for it!
    aang: well i agree! how do we get to this 'real world'?
    4th wall: simple, you break me!
    katara: i get it! it's like the expression 'breaking the 4th wall' when a character in a play knows they're a character in a play.
    4th wall: exactly! now attack me, and a portal to MDD and BK will reveal iteslf!
    *they attack 4th wall, he vanishes, and a swirling vortex appears*
    aang: it's time to meet our makers!
    sokka: aww! i wanted to say that!
    *they step through the portal*

    to be continued... Chapter 6: The Fourth Wall, Part 2: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

    continuation:
    MDD: just give me the damn lazer!
    BK: NO! i want to do lost dammit!
    MDD: GIVE ME THE-
    *just then the gaang appear out of nowhere*
    BK: COSPLAYERS!!!!! THEY'VE PASSED OUR DEFENCES!!
    MDD: activating anti-cosplayer forcefield!
    *a forcefield that repels all fanboys and fangirls appears out of nowhere*
    aang: your days of making dumb parodies are over creators! i'm taking you down!
    MDD: wow, that cosplayer sounds a lot like the real aang!
    katara: he is the real aang stupids! we've broken the fourth wall to give you a piece of our mind!
    BK: fourth wall? wow these fanfics are getting worse and worse!
    zuko: THIS ISN'T A FANFICTION! we're the real deal!
    MDD: *laughing* prove it 'zuko'!
    *zuko shoots fire at them, the anti-cosplayer forcefield deflects it*
    BK: i don't believe it! the real gaang!
    sokka: we want to have a word with you!
    toph: what's with all these dumb parodies?! you made me british! BRI-TISH!
    MDD: hear us out! we had this cool crossover ray and we wanted to make a good crossover, with something decent, like naruto!
    BK: naruto?! lost!
    MDD: naruto!
    BK: lost!
    aang: lolwut? we don't know what these show you speak of are!
    MDD: you guys are going back where you came from! now!
    katara: or else what?
    BK: or else we zap you with the crossover ray and make you mystery inc.
    sokka: NOT SCOOBY DOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
    BK: now you have some explaining to do!
    MDD: how did you get to the real world?
    zuko: several minutes later...
    BK: i see.
    zuko: wow! that was amazing, all i said was 'several minutes later' and you understood everything!
    BK: it's the writer's way of skipping dull parts of the story to get to the interesting bits.
    MDD: did you just break the fourth wall?
    BK: i did! on no! that means...
    MDD/BK: we're fictional!
    aang: which means...
    gaang: THIS IS A FANFIC!!! NOOOO!!!!
    4th wall: come on, let's show this creator a piece of our mind!
    *they open a portal into the REAL real world*
    tomtitan: i wish i had a girlfriend.
    MDD: your days of tyranny are over fanfic creator! i'm taking you down!
    tomtitan: o rly?
    BK: ya rly!
    *they all attack*
    tomtitan: mwahahaha! you cannot defeat me! for i am making this fanfic!
    aang: he's right, this is all in his imagination!
    tomtitan: yes! and if i say... this is a scooby doo crossover, it becomes a scooby doo crossover! several minutes later!
    zuko: oh no not that!

    villager: you're going to be locked up forever!
    hama: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
    katara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tomtitan: the end! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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    Falcondude123

    [2919]Jan 8, 2008
    • member since: 09/24/06
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    *sing to gilligan's island theme tune*
    Oh, sit right back, and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a tiny Ship- which started on a pleasure cruise, a tiny little trip-

    A storm picked up, and the Ship got lost,
    thrown and splashed, and swamped and tossed-
    if not for the courage of the little crew, Zutara wud be lost- The Ship got more full and fuller,
    with growing numbers of fans though we don't gloat-
    as Zuko proved in a few short eps,
    that the Zutara Ship could float-

    With Katara,....the Avatar, too....the wheel-chair kid, and his friends,....the blind ban-dit, Sokka and of course the man, Zuko.... here, on Zutarian Ship!!
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    tomtitan

    [2920]Jan 9, 2008
    • member since: 03/01/07
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
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    toph: now let's see who the spirit really is
    aang: like, i bet it's the creepy janitor!
    katara: although i already know it's...*pulls off spirit's mask to reveal hama*
    all: hama the innkeeper?
    aang: like, katara, how did you know she was the spirit?
    katara: my first clue was when toph heard screaming, then immediately afterwards hama showed up, then when i heard how horribly she'd been treated, i figured she'd want revenge, then when she told me teh full moon gives waterbenders power, and the spirit only came out on the full moon, i figured it had to be her!
    hama: yeah, and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid lemur!
    momo: remur? rot remur? rie ron't ro rot re's ralking arout!
    aang: like, it's all thanks to you momo!
    momo: momeemomeemoooo!!!!!

    seriously, they must've had this in mind when making that episode, mysterious spirit haunts old town and they have to discover who it really is? c'mon!
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