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    the_mental_teen

    [3041]Jan 22, 2008
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    1. WOO-HOO! Over 3,000 posts!

    2. Please don't type in "bump" by itself. If you want to bump it, comment on one of the bloopers or make random lists like me

    3. Toph's line on that part would've been great for Admiral Ackbar. "Wait... IT'S A TRAP!!" Just minus the whole Rebel and Imperial Fleets shooting each other.

    4. Loving the recent bloopers, keep them up!
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    tomtitan

    [3042]Jan 23, 2008
    • member since: 03/01/07
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    • posts: 10,891

    the_mental_teen wrote:
    1. WOO-HOO! Over 3,000 posts! 2. Please don't type in "bump" by itself. If you want to bump it, comment on one of the bloopers or make random lists like me 3. Toph's line on that part would've been great for Admiral Ackbar. "Wait... IT'S A TRAP!!" Just minus the whole Rebel and Imperial Fleets shooting each other. 4. Loving the recent bloopers, keep them up!

    @point number 3: duh! that's why i made this:

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    Spacerac

    [3043]Jan 23, 2008
    • member since: 01/14/08
    • level: 15
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    tomtitan wrote:

    the_mental_teen wrote:
    1. WOO-HOO! Over 3,000 posts! 2. Please don't type in "bump" by itself. If you want to bump it, comment on one of the bloopers or make random lists like me 3. Toph's line on that part would've been great for Admiral Ackbar. "Wait... IT'S A TRAP!!" Just minus the whole Rebel and Imperial Fleets shooting each other. 4. Loving the recent bloopers, keep them up!

    @point number 3: duh! that's why i made this:

    You really are a trip, tomtitan.
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    tomtitan

    [3044]Jan 23, 2008
    • member since: 03/01/07
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 10,891
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    the_mental_teen wrote:
    1. WOO-HOO! Over 3,000 posts! 2. Please don't type in "bump" by itself. If you want to bump it, comment on one of the bloopers or make random lists like me 3. Toph's line on that part would've been great for Admiral Ackbar. "Wait... IT'S A TRAP!!" Just minus the whole Rebel and Imperial Fleets shooting each other. 4. Loving the recent bloopers, keep them up!

    @point number 3: duh! that's why i made this:

    You really are a trip, tomtitan.

    i don't know what you mean by that but i think this thread deserves the official tomtitan seal of approval.

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    Cathers05

    [3045]Jan 23, 2008
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    During The Runaway

    Katara: I want to pull a scam with you.

    Toph: What???

    Katara: The biggest scam yet. the plan is:-

    Admiral Ackbar:Wait, its a trap. If you go down there Sparky-Sparky-boom-man will capture you to lure Aang out.

    Everyone:What????

    Director:Get OUT!!! They wern't supposed to know that.

    Sokka: You mean its true?!

    Director:Yes, but don't worry they would of been fine and escaped just as you fell into SSBMs trap and almost got blown up.

    Everyone:

    Aang: Get him

    first blooper. hope you enjoyed. inspired by tomtitan

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    tomtitan

    [3046]Jan 23, 2008
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    Cathers05 wrote:

    During The Runaway

    Katara: I want to pull a scam with you.

    Toph: What???

    Katara: The biggest scam yet. the plan is:-

    Admiral Ackbar:Wait, its a trap. If you go down there Sparky-Sparky-boom-man will capture you to lure Aang out.

    Everyone:What????

    Director:Get OUT!!! They wern't supposed to know that.

    Sokka: You mean its true?!

    Director:Yes, but don't worry they would of been fine and escaped just as you fell into SSBMs trap and almost got blown up.

    Everyone:

    Aang: Get him

    first blooper. hope you enjoyed. inspired by tomtitan

    lol, epic.
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    Spacerac

    [3047]Jan 23, 2008
    • member since: 01/14/08
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    the_mental_teen wrote:
    1. WOO-HOO! Over 3,000 posts! 2. Please don't type in "bump" by itself. If you want to bump it, comment on one of the bloopers or make random lists like me 3. Toph's line on that part would've been great for Admiral Ackbar. "Wait... IT'S A TRAP!!" Just minus the whole Rebel and Imperial Fleets shooting each other. 4. Loving the recent bloopers, keep them up!

    @point number 3: duh! that's why i made this:

    You really are a trip, tomtitan.

    i don't know what you mean by that but i think this thread deserves the official tomtitan seal of approval.

    It means you're funny.
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    tomtitan

    [3048]Jan 24, 2008
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    i think i'll revive my 'avatar in the city' sitcom, for those of you who don't know it, it's a blooper sitcom made by yours truly where the gaang and several others live in apartments in ba sing se that are next to each other. (p.s. cl stands for canned laughter, y'know, the fake laughter they play in the background of sitcoms...)

    katara: steady... steady...
    *two men are in the apartment lifting a very heavy statue of aang*
    katara: great, now put it down there!
    *the two men put it down*
    toph: what on earth is that?
    katara: this statue was given to aang by the orphans of ba sing se as a show of gratitude for saving them from their collapsing orphanage and making a new one with earthbending.
    toph: i'm so glad i can't see it because from what i feel it looks hideous!
    *cl*
    katara: just be careful around it, it's made entirely of paste so it's very fragile, and it's aang's prized possesion!
    toph: whatever! where is aang anyway?
    katara: i'm meeting him at central station now, he's just come back from saving a village from a herd of stampeding chihuaua poodles.
    *cl*
    katara: don't ask..
    *cl*
    *katara leaves*
    sokka: *walking in* hey toph, whoah! why is there a statue of aang made entiely out of paste in the living room?
    toph: don't ask
    *cl*
    toph: it's aang's prized possesion apparently...
    sokka: we'd better not touch it then.
    *they sit down on the sofa in front of the statue*
    sokka: soo.....
    *cl*
    toph: i'm bored...
    sokka: me too, it's a shame tv hasn't been invented!
    *cl*
    toph: *picks up a rock on the floor and chucks it a sokka*
    sokka: ow! *thows it back, toph catches it*
    sokka:
    *toph throws it at sokka, sokka ducks, the rock hits the statue and it crumbles to tiny pieces*
    *audience goes oooooooooh*
    toph: oh no! we broke aang's prized possesion!

    to be continued!
    wow, what a totally original and imaginative idea for a sitcom episode!
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    the1stavatar

    [3049]Jan 24, 2008
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    "Why are we here?"

    Sokka: You ever wonder why we are here?
    Aang: You know, for awhile I wondered that. I mean, I always thought that i'm here because, I need to save the world for some tall, evil dude, who kills everyone. But I think I'm finnaly starting to realize that, well, maybe I'm here for a bigger purpose, maybe, I'm here so that I'm a symbol for hope and peace, and such. Maybe, I'm here to represent peace.
    Sokka: ...
    Aang: ...
    Sokka: Actually, I was wondering why we were here in katara's room raiding her underwear drawer. Seems kinda...wierd.
    Aang: Oh... Yeah, maybe we ought to leave.
    *they leave*

    Ty-lee: What are they doing?
    Mai: They're talking. That's what they've been doing for half of this season. And they are still talking. So don't ask me that.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, but what are they talking about?
    Mai: ... I hate you.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, I love you too.

    *episode ends*
    Mike: Good episode.
    Bryan: Hey, you think maybe, we stole this from someone?
    *pause and thinks*
    Mike: Will the fans kill us if we show one more new episode based off an idea of someone else as long as it has shipping in it?
    Bryan: I guess not.
    Mike: Then were fine.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3050]Jan 24, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    i think i'll revive my 'avatar in the city' sitcom, for those of you who don't know it, it's a blooper sitcom made by yours truly where the gaang and several others live in apartments in ba sing se that are next to each other. (p.s. cl stands for canned laughter, y'know, the fake laughter they play in the background of sitcoms...)

    katara: steady... steady...
    *two men are in the apartment lifting a very heavy statue of aang*
    katara: great, now put it down there!
    *the two men put it down*
    toph: what on earth is that?
    katara: this statue was given to aang by the orphans of ba sing se as a show of gratitude for saving them from their collapsing orphanage and making a new one with earthbending.
    toph: i'm so glad i can't see it because from what i feel it looks hideous!
    *cl*
    katara: just be careful around it, it's made entirely of paste so it's very fragile, and it's aang's prized possesion!
    toph: whatever! where is aang anyway?
    katara: i'm meeting him at central station now, he's just come back from saving a village from a herd of stampeding chihuaua poodles.
    *cl*
    katara: don't ask..
    *cl*
    *katara leaves*
    sokka: *walking in* hey toph, whoah! why is there a statue of aang made entiely out of paste in the living room?
    toph: don't ask
    *cl*
    toph: it's aang's prized possesion apparently...
    sokka: we'd better not touch it then.
    *they sit down on the sofa in front of the statue*
    sokka: soo.....
    *cl*
    toph: i'm bored...
    sokka: me too, it's a shame tv hasn't been invented!
    *cl*
    toph: *picks up a rock on the floor and chucks it a sokka*
    sokka: ow! *thows it back, toph catches it*
    sokka:
    *toph throws it at sokka, sokka ducks, the rock hits the statue and it crumbles to tiny pieces*
    *audience goes oooooooooh*
    toph: oh no! we broke aang's prized possesion!

    to be continued!
    wow, what a totally original and imaginative idea for a sitcom episode!


    Here's an idea for Part 2:

    Aang: WHO BROKE IT?!?!!?

    *CL*

    Sokka: Toph.

    Aang: *blows Toph out of the apartment and she falls*

    Toph: *screams, then she hits the ground*

    *Audience gasps*

    XD
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    tomtitan

    [3051]Jan 24, 2008
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    I wrote:
    katara: steady... steady...
    *two men are in the apartment lifting a very heavy statue of aang*
    katara: great, now put it down there!
    *the two men put it down*
    toph: what on earth is that?
    katara: this statue was given to aang by the orphans of ba sing se as a show of gratitude for saving them from their collapsing orphanage and making a new one with earthbending.
    toph: i'm so glad i can't see it because from what i feel it looks hideous!
    *cl*
    katara: just be careful around it, it's made entirely of paste so it's very fragile, and it's aang's prized possesion!
    toph: whatever! where is aang anyway?
    katara: i'm meeting him at central station now, he's just come back from saving a village from a herd of stampeding chihuaua poodles.
    *cl*
    katara: don't ask..
    *cl*
    *katara leaves*
    sokka: *walking in* hey toph, whoah! why is there a statue of aang made entiely out of paste in the living room?
    toph: don't ask
    *cl*
    toph: it's aang's prized possesion apparently...
    sokka: we'd better not touch it then.
    *they sit down on the sofa in front of the statue*
    sokka: soo.....
    *cl*
    toph: i'm bored...
    sokka: me too, it's a shame tv hasn't been invented!
    *cl*
    toph: *picks up a rock on the floor and chucks it a sokka*
    sokka: ow! *thows it back, toph catches it*
    sokka:
    *toph throws it at sokka, sokka ducks, the rock hits the statue and it crumbles to tiny pieces*
    *audience goes oooooooooh*
    toph: oh no! we broke aang's prized possesion!

    continuation:
    sokka: what do we do?
    toph: first we gotta hide it. *toph uses earthbending to make the section of the floor with teh smashed statue spin 360, making the shards fall into the apartment below*
    cabbage guy: *he is cradling a cabbage when debris from the statue falls on his cabbages. ruining them* MY CABBAGES!
    *cl*
    sokka: now we need to get out stories straight!
    toph: right, so we're agreed it's all your fault!
    *cl*
    sokka: what? it's your fault, you threw the rock!
    toph: you ducked!
    sokka: well you-
    *they continue to argue, canned laughter plays throughout*
    *as they are arguing, katara and aang walk through the door*
    katara: and the atatue is riiight.......sokka, toph, where's the statue?
    *they turn their heads to katara and aang and begin to stutter, hilarity ensues*
    sokka: well...i...er...and she...then we...
    toph: ninjas stole it!
    *cl*
    katara: ninjas...
    sokka: yeah, that's right, ninjas came from the shadows as they do and stole the statue!
    *cl*
    katara: and i suppose these 'ninjas' carried a 100 pound statue without you being able to stop them!
    *cl*
    toph: yup!
    sokka: (at same time as toph) that's right!
    *cl*
    katara: aang, you don't believe this do you? aang? aang?
    aang: those ninjas....they stole my statue...THEY WILL PAY! *as he says this he begins to glow*
    *cl*
    katara:
    *cl*
    sokka: oh would you look at the time, i'm going to be late for my date with suki! *runs like hell*
    *cl*
    toph: i..err...i...coming mother! *runs like hell*
    *cl*
    katara: aang, ninjas didn't steal your statue, obviously toph and sokka broke it and they're covering themselves!
    aang: you don't understand, i've been tracking an insiduous cell of evil theiving ninjas for weeks now, i've thwarted one of their plans, they probably wanted revenge!
    *cl*
    aang: i will make them pay! *grabs his staff and flied out of the window*
    katara: i don't know why i even bother... aang! (calling after him) aang come back!
    *cl*

    toph: *panting* whew! that was a close one!
    sokka: ninjas?
    *cl*
    toph: i panicked, ninjas was the first thing that came to mind!
    sokka: that's not the issue, aang is going to the lair of the ninjas to get back the statue!
    toph: he'll be destroyed! we have to help!
    sokka: and risk them finding out we broke the statue! no way! have you seen my sister when she's angry?
    *toph gives a dissaproving look*
    *cl*
    sokka: sorry...
    katara: (appearing out of nowhere) aha! so you did break it! sokka: katara! what a pleasant surprise!
    *cl*
    katara: come on! we have to help aang!

    aang: ninjas, i demand the return of my statue!
    ninja overlord: avatar, you have thwarted our plans before, you won't be so lucky this time! ninjas, attack!
    *thousands of ninjas appear out of nowhere (as ninjas do), super special awesome fight scene ensues*
    *aang gets roflpwned*
    ninja overlord: you're finished avatar!
    katara: ta-da! we're here to save the day!
    *sokka, toph and katara get roflpwned*
    aang: it's no use, there's too many!
    katara: if only we could trigger the avatar state!
    aang: but i need to be angry for that!
    katara: maybe if SOMEONE confessed to breaking your statue!
    *cl*
    sokka: fine, aang, toph broke your statue!
    toph: hey!
    *cl*
    aang: my...STATUE?! *aang goes glowy*
    *cl*
    ninja overlord: o shi-
    *cl*
    *aang roflpwns all the ninjas*
    ninja overlord: ow!
    *cl*

    sokka: i'm sorry toph *toph nudges his left arm* we broke your statue. *he rubs his left arm*
    *cl*
    aang: it's ok, it was made of paste, i would've melted anyway by tomorrow!
    toph: then why were you so attached to it?
    aang: i was going to sell it on schmeebay!
    *cl*
    aang: it would've melted long after i got my money!
    *cl*
    *toph, katara and sokka begin to get angry*
    aang: what? an avatar's gotta eat too y'know!
    *cl*
    toph: we'll eat you alive! get him!
    *cl*
    *the scene ends with an iris in on them chasing aang*

    end.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3052]Jan 24, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    I wrote:
    katara: steady... steady...
    *two men are in the apartment lifting a very heavy statue of aang*
    katara: great, now put it down there!
    *the two men put it down*
    toph: what on earth is that?
    katara: this statue was given to aang by the orphans of ba sing se as a show of gratitude for saving them from their collapsing orphanage and making a new one with earthbending.
    toph: i'm so glad i can't see it because from what i feel it looks hideous!
    *cl*
    katara: just be careful around it, it's made entirely of paste so it's very fragile, and it's aang's prized possesion!
    toph: whatever! where is aang anyway?
    katara: i'm meeting him at central station now, he's just come back from saving a village from a herd of stampeding chihuaua poodles.
    *cl*
    katara: don't ask..
    *cl*
    *katara leaves*
    sokka: *walking in* hey toph, whoah! why is there a statue of aang made entiely out of paste in the living room?
    toph: don't ask
    *cl*
    toph: it's aang's prized possesion apparently...
    sokka: we'd better not touch it then.
    *they sit down on the sofa in front of the statue*
    sokka: soo.....
    *cl*
    toph: i'm bored...
    sokka: me too, it's a shame tv hasn't been invented!
    *cl*
    toph: *picks up a rock on the floor and chucks it a sokka*
    sokka: ow! *thows it back, toph catches it*
    sokka:
    *toph throws it at sokka, sokka ducks, the rock hits the statue and it crumbles to tiny pieces*
    *audience goes oooooooooh*
    toph: oh no! we broke aang's prized possesion!

    continuation:
    sokka: what do we do?
    toph: first we gotta hide it. *toph uses earthbending to make the section of the floor with teh smashed statue spin 360, making the shards fall into the apartment below*
    cabbage guy: *he is cradling a cabbage when debris from the statue falls on his cabbages. ruining them* MY CABBAGES!
    *cl*
    sokka: now we need to get out stories straight!
    toph: right, so we're agreed it's all your fault!
    *cl*
    sokka: what? it's your fault, you threw the rock!
    toph: you ducked!
    sokka: well you-
    *they continue to argue, canned laughter plays throughout*
    *as they are arguing, katara and aang walk through the door*
    katara: and the atatue is riiight.......sokka, toph, where's the statue?
    *they turn their heads to katara and aang and begin to stutter, hilarity ensues*
    sokka: well...i...er...and she...then we...
    toph: ninjas stole it!
    *cl*
    katara: ninjas...
    sokka: yeah, that's right, ninjas came from the shadows as they do and stole the statue!
    *cl*
    katara: and i suppose these 'ninjas' carried a 100 pound statue without you being able to stop them!
    *cl*
    toph: yup!
    sokka: (at same time as toph) that's right!
    *cl*
    katara: aang, you don't believe this do you? aang? aang?
    aang: those ninjas....they stole my statue...THEY WILL PAY! *as he says this he begins to glow*
    *cl*
    katara:
    *cl*
    sokka: oh would you look at the time, i'm going to be late for my date with suki! *runs like hell*
    *cl*
    toph: i..err...i...coming mother! *runs like hell*
    *cl*
    katara: aang, ninjas didn't steal your statue, obviously toph and sokka broke it and they're covering themselves!
    aang: you don't understand, i've been tracking an insiduous cell of evil theiving ninjas for weeks now, i've thwarted one of their plans, they probably wanted revenge!
    *cl*
    aang: i will make them pay! *grabs his staff and flied out of the window*
    katara: i don't know why i even bother... aang! (calling after him) aang come back!
    *cl*

    toph: *panting* whew! that was a close one!
    sokka: ninjas?
    *cl*
    toph: i panicked, ninjas was the first thing that came to mind!
    sokka: that's not the issue, aang is going to the lair of the ninjas to get back the statue!
    toph: he'll be destroyed! we have to help!
    sokka: and risk them finding out we broke the statue! no way! have you seen my sister when she's angry?
    *toph gives a dissaproving look*
    *cl*
    sokka: sorry...
    katara: (appearing out of nowhere) aha! so you did break it! sokka: katara! what a pleasant surprise!
    *cl*
    katara: come on! we have to help aang!

    aang: ninjas, i demand the return of my statue!
    ninja overlord: avatar, you have thwarted our plans before, you won't be so lucky this time! ninjas, attack!
    *thousands of ninjas appear out of nowhere (as ninjas do), super special awesome fight scene ensues*
    *aang gets roflpwned*
    ninja overlord: you're finished avatar!
    katara: ta-da! we're here to save the day!
    *sokka, toph and katara get roflpwned*
    aang: it's no use, there's too many!
    katara: if only we could trigger the avatar state!
    aang: but i need to be angry for that!
    katara: maybe if SOMEONE confessed to breaking your statue!
    *cl*
    sokka: fine, aang, toph broke your statue!
    toph: hey!
    *cl*
    aang: my...STATUE?! *aang goes glowy*
    *cl*
    ninja overlord: o shi-
    *cl*
    *aang roflpwns all the ninjas*
    ninja overlord: ow!
    *cl*

    sokka: i'm sorry toph *toph nudges his left arm* we broke your statue. *he rubs his left arm*
    *cl*
    aang: it's ok, it was made of paste, i would've melted anyway by tomorrow!
    toph: then why were you so attached to it?
    aang: i was going to sell it on schmeebay!
    *cl*
    aang: it would've melted long after i got my money!
    *cl*
    *toph, katara and sokka begin to get angry*
    aang: what? an avatar's gotta eat too y'know!
    *cl*
    toph: we'll eat you alive! get him!
    *cl*
    *the scene ends with an iris in on them chasing aang*

    end.


    Worst ending ever.

    I liked it up to the part where you mention the ninjas.
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    Spacerac

    [3053]Jan 24, 2008
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    win. They beat him up because they got into all of that just for him to plan on selling it.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3054]Jan 24, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    win. They beat him up because they got into all of that just for him to plan on selling it.


    That story was more like yogurt on a sandwich.
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    the_mental_teen

    [3055]Jan 24, 2008
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Why are we here?"

    Sokka: You ever wonder why we are here?
    Aang: You know, for awhile I wondered that. I mean, I always thought that i'm here because, I need to save the world for some tall, evil dude, who kills everyone. But I think I'm finnaly starting to realize that, well, maybe I'm here for a bigger purpose, maybe, I'm here so that I'm a symbol for hope and peace, and such. Maybe, I'm here to represent peace.
    Sokka: ...
    Aang: ...
    Sokka: Actually, I was wondering why we were here in katara's room raiding her underwear drawer. Seems kinda...wierd.
    Aang: Oh... Yeah, maybe we ought to leave.
    *they leave*

    Ty-lee: What are they doing?
    Mai: They're talking. That's what they've been doing for half of this season. And they are still talking. So don't ask me that.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, but what are they talking about?
    Mai: ... I hate you.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, I love you too.

    *episode ends*
    Mike: Good episode.
    Bryan: Hey, you think maybe, we stole this from someone?
    *pause and thinks*
    Mike: Will the fans kill us if we show one more new episode based off an idea of someone else as long as it has shipping in it?
    Bryan: I guess not.
    Mike: Then were fine.


    Red vs Blue plagerism on Avatar = FTFW!!
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    MarioMario54321

    [3056]Jan 24, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    win. They beat him up because they got into all of that just for him to plan on selling it.


    That story was more like yogurt on a sandwich.


    BTW, Yogurt on a sandwich is disgusting!
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    crazy17

    [3057]Jan 24, 2008
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    ^True dat!

    The REAL reason Zuko didn't talk to Mai in The invasion rather than leave her a note:

    Zuko: Mai, I'm leaving.
    Mai: *shocked* Leaving?
    Zuko: *sighs* Howe much longer could I stay here? Any day now, my father's gonna find out I didn't kill the Avatar, and then what?
    Mai: Ok...I'll come with you!
    Zuko: Where I'm going isn't good for you.
    Mai: *starts to say something but is interrupted by a huge crash*
    Stephenie Meyer: *pissed* Ok, who stole some lines from MY book?!
    Everyone: *points to the director*
    Stephenie: *seeths* You! *starts walking towards the director*
    Director: *sweatdrop* Um....I'm sorry, I- it's just that...you're so inspirational! I wanted to use something from New Moon!
    Stephenie: YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED PERMISSION!
    Director: *trembling* I'M SORRY! *begins crying*
    Stephenie: Sorry doesn't cut it. You're gonna pay! *turns around and whistles loudly*
    (The Cullens, Bella, and Jake all appear)
    Aang: O_O Who the he** are they?
    Stephenie: GET HIM!
    Emmett: *tackles the director to the ground* *chuckles evilly*
    Director: *scared* Help...me!
    Emmett: I'ma suck your blood! Mwahahahahaha!
    Alice: Um...Emmett, you may want to get off him...
    Emmett: Why? *feels a wet spot* O_O OH MY GOD! *jumps up* F***! SICK!
    Katara: O_O Nice lungs...*looks at Emmett dreamily* And body...
    Rosalie: Back off, b***! He's mine!
    Katara: *brandishes water whip* says who?
    Rosalie: Um...me, his wife!
    Katara: O_O Oh...heh...sorry...
    Edward: So, what do we do with this line-stealing b**&****?
    Jake: I say we rip his arms off!
    Jasper: Yeah!
    Jake: I'll do it!
    Edward: No, I'm the main male character, I'll do it!
    Jake: But you already took the love of my life away from me, so I want to do it!
    Edward: I'll do it! *grabs one of the Director's arms*
    Jake: I'll do it! *pulls on other arm*
    Edward: Me!
    Jake: ME!
    *they both continue to play tug of war until both the Director's arms come off* *blood spills everywhere*
    Jasper: O_O Must...resist...human,..blood! *eye twitches* Not...resisting...well!
    Emmett: *sigh* I'm on it. *picks Jasper up and they leave*
    Alice: *holding nose* D***, I should've seen this coming! *runs after Jasper and Emmett*
    Katara: *sigh* I'll heal him... *heals the director' stumpy arms*
    Bella: O_O How...did...you...do...that?
    Katara: I'm a waterbender. I have healing abilities.
    Bella: *impressed* Wow. Don't let the Volturi know that.
    Katara: ...Say what?
    Bella: The vampire royal family. They're obsessed with people with...special abilities.
    Katara: Ahh. *nods* Are they the bad guys?
    Bella: Somewhat.
    Katara: Ok, thanks for the warning.
    Bella: No prob!
    Rosalie: *bored* Ok, guys, we got our revenge. Can we please go?
    Azula: Walks through door* ZUKO! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
    Zuko: O_O What'd I do?!
    Azula: Nothing. Just a code I live by.
    Bella: *to Katara* who's that?
    Katara: *seething* Azula...
    Bella: o.o Evil, I'm guessing?
    Katara: Oh...yeah.
    Azula: *starts to generate her lightning*
    Zuko: *yawns, redirects Azula's lightning*
    Everyone: O_O WTF?
    Alice: *runs in* The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!
    Everyone:...
    Aro: *kicks door down* Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Aro!
    Bella: AAH! *hides behind Katara* Rarw! I'ma suck your blood! *pretends to suck Katara's blood*
    Katara: *playing along* No! Agh...can't...breath! *keels over*
    Edward: *smacks forehead* Very convincing...
    Aro: *(whining* Edward! When are you going to turn Bella into a vampirrrrrre?
    Jasper: *comes up behind Aro*
    Edward: Never.
    Aro: *still whining* Whyyyyyy?
    Edward: Because...you suck.
    Aro: Whyyyyyy?
    Edward: Because you're emo.
    Aro: No, I'm nooooooootttttt.
    Ozai: *barges in* WTF is going on?
    Bella: *thinking fast* *points to Aro* That guy's trying to overthrow you!
    Edward: *catches on* Yeah! I'll leave you to deal with him. *grabs Bella and runs*
    Alice: Well, there's nothing to do around here. I'm gonna go. *runs*
    Jasper: Uh, me too! *runs*
    Emmett and Rose: Us three! *run*
    Ebveryone:...
    Aang: Um...I think we can go back to shooting the episode now...
    All: Yeah...right...yeah...

    long, I know. XD
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    the1stavatar

    [3058]Jan 25, 2008
    • member since: 10/21/07
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    the_mental_teen wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Why are we here?"

    Sokka: You ever wonder why we are here?
    Aang: You know, for awhile I wondered that. I mean, I always thought that i'm here because, I need to save the world for some tall, evil dude, who kills everyone. But I think I'm finnaly starting to realize that, well, maybe I'm here for a bigger purpose, maybe, I'm here so that I'm a symbol for hope and peace, and such. Maybe, I'm here to represent peace.
    Sokka: ...
    Aang: ...
    Sokka: Actually, I was wondering why we were here in katara's room raiding her underwear drawer. Seems kinda...wierd.
    Aang: Oh... Yeah, maybe we ought to leave.
    *they leave*

    Ty-lee: What are they doing?
    Mai: They're talking. That's what they've been doing for half of this season. And they are still talking. So don't ask me that.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, but what are they talking about?
    Mai: ... I hate you.
    Ty-lee: Yeah, I love you too.

    *episode ends*
    Mike: Good episode.
    Bryan: Hey, you think maybe, we stole this from someone?
    *pause and thinks*
    Mike: Will the fans kill us if we show one more new episode based off an idea of someone else as long as it has shipping in it?
    Bryan: I guess not.
    Mike: Then were fine.


    Red vs Blue plagerism on Avatar = FTFW!!


    "BUSTED!"

    Judge: You are charged with plagiarism. How do you plead?
    Mike and Bryan: Innocent your honor.
    Judge: O rly? What about the red vs blue thing?
    M&B: We didn't do it.
    Judge: What about this?
    *video*
    Aang on Video: THIS...IS...AVATAR!
    Sokka on video: THIS...IS...FIRENATION!
    Toph on video pointing to sokka: THIS...IS...IDIOT!
    Katara on video: THIS...IS...STUPID!
    *video ends*
    M&B: Not us.
    *video #45*
    Iroh: Zuko, I'm your father!
    Zuko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Iroh: K, then go back to ozai.
    Zuko: ... DADDY!
    *end*
    M&B: Maybe it was an intern....
    *video evidence #1546*
    Sokka: I am Aangacus!
    Zuko: I am Aangacus!
    Toph: I am Aangacus!
    Haru: I am sexy!
    *video ends*
    Mike: Man, I love that ending.
    Bryan: Yeah...
    Judge: Who did that, huh?
    M&B: A zutarian.
    Judge: Ha! He's not here, he went missing last episode. remember.
    M&B: We know. We had to get him out of our hair, so we made him make these videos so he wouldn't invade any bloopers.
    Judge: Oh. Why didn't you say so?
    Zutarian: I'd feel betrayed, but I know kataang isn't happening and zutara is, so Im o.k.
    M&B: Ugh, I hate it when fans think they know everything.
    Judge: Hmm... I got an idea. I sentence this....person....to write another blooper.
    Zutarian: Ok.
    Judge: With a kataang moment in it. And it needs to be mushy...
    Zutarian: NOOOOOOOOO!
    *trial ends*
    Mike: *whispears in bryan's ear*
    Bryan: Ok.
    *plays video*
    Mustash: I'm too sexy for his lip, to sexy for his lip....
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    tomtitan

    [3059]Jan 25, 2008
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    ok my avatar in the city didn't go down well with mario, maybe you'll like the new episode of avatar abridged. (the blue spirit) remember, abriged voices people!

    aang: is sokka okay?
    katara: it's bad, he found the 'shrooms i tried to hide from him!
    sokka: whoah, that was some trip!
    katara: hey aang can you help me restrain sokka while he's high? aang?
    aang: what's that? go find medicine? i'm on it!
    *aang flies off*
    katara: darn that kid! oh look! there's some 'shrooms left over!

    iroh: zuko ya schmock! vy aren't you looking for the avatar?
    zuko: because i'll never be able to catch him, i'm too whiny and emo!
    iroh: vell vy don't you try to not be viny and emo!
    zuko: that's it! i'll create a super cool secret identity for myself!
    iroh: or ya could just get therapy...
    zuko: i can wear a mask and do heroic things, just like batman!
    iroh: except batman is cool..
    zuko: shut up! i will be batman! or my name isn't zuko!

    aang: excuse me, old lady, my friend is high, do you know anything to counter it?
    herbalist: what's that mr. president? why of course my rainbow kitty isn't your wife!
    aang: is there anyone who isn't completely stoned?!
    herbalist: i'm not stoned! now get your friend to suck on frozen frogs!
    aang: right, frozen frogs!
    *aang gets captured by the yu yan archers*
    aang: darn it!

    zhao: well well if it isn't the avatar! i've finally captured you!
    aang: now what are you going to do to me?
    zhao: the ultimate torture, we'll make you watch re-runs of spongebob!
    aang: so?
    zhao: and not even the good ones!
    aang: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one

    sokka: whoah, i'm so stoned, it's like, totally awesome!
    katara: the world is such a colourful place! whee! pretty colours everywhere!
    momo: si, the colours, they are beautiful!

    *the blue spirit sneaks into aang's holding cell*
    aang: zuko? why are you rescuing me?
    blue spirit: (in gruff, sexy voice) i am not zuko, i am the blue spirit!
    aang: whoah! excuse me! i'm sorry for thinking you were zuko, there's no way you could be him!
    blue spirit: but i am zuko!
    aang: no way! you're way to cool to be zuko!
    blue spirit: grrrrrr...
    aang: anyway, enough about that, it's time for teh cool escape scene!

    *cool escape scene ensues*
    aang: thanks for rescuing me mystery superhero!
    *arrow hits the blue spirit*
    aang: *removing mask* zuko? where did the blue spirit go? oh well, better take him to safety!

    zuko: *waking up* where am i?
    aang: you're awake!
    zuko: did you see me? i was cool wasn't i?
    aang: whaa? oh you, i was just wondering who the blue spirit was!
    zuko: i'm the blue spirit!
    aang: no you're not! he's waaaaay to cool to be you!
    zuko: i am i am i am! *shoots fire at aang*
    aang: *as he's leaving* alright, fine, if you say so!

    aang: guys, eat these frogs!
    katara: hey, that kid's arrow is groovy!
    sokka: totally!
    *they eat the frogs*
    katara: *clearly not high* why did you make us eat frogs?
    aang: lulz!
    end.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3060]Jan 25, 2008
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    I loved that Abridged Transcript.
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