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    Earth_Water

    [3081]Jan 27, 2008
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    kataang_lover wrote:
    That's funny!
    Aang:Hey Zuko why is that scar on your face?
    Zuko: Because my father gave it to me.
    Aang: Why?
    Zuko: Becuase I talked out of turn when I was younger
    Aang: Why?
    Zuko: Becuase I disagreed with something
    Aang: Why?
    Zuko: Because it wasn't right
    Aang: Why?
    Zuko: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS BEORE I SHOVE A PUMPKIN BALL UP YOUR A**!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aang: All you had to do was say stop dude..... you have anger management issues.
    Zuko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (attacks Aang with major firebending)
    AangBurnt to a crisp) Why did you do that?

    nice!
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    Earth_Water

    [3082]Jan 27, 2008
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    i'm having writer's block, i can't think of any bloopers. this saddens me
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    the_mental_teen

    [3083]Jan 27, 2008
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    I have a feeling that this is turning into an "Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Abridged Series: Create Your Own Skits!" rather than random Avatar bloopers, lol.

    I wonder if GanXingba is among us...
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    kataang_lover

    [3084]Jan 27, 2008
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    Toph is next!

    Aang: Toph why are you blind?

    Toph: Because I was born that way

    Aang: Why?

    Toph: Shut up Twinkletoes

    Aang: Why?

    Toph: To tell you the truth you're annoying

    Aang: Why?

    Toph: Because YOU were born that way

    Aang: (Cries and Runs off)

    Toph: Gets em everytime
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    MarioMario54321

    [3085]Jan 27, 2008
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    What about Katara?

    During the full moon:

    Aang: Hey Katara, why did your father leave?

    Katara: To fight in the war.

    Aang: When did he leave?

    Katara: 2 years ago.

    Aang: When did he leave?

    Katara: 2 years ago.

    Aang: When did he leave?

    Katara: 2 years ago.

    Aang: When did he leave?

    Katara: 2 years ago!!

    Aang: When did he--

    Katara: HE LEFT TO FIGHT IN THE WAR 2 YEARS AGO AFTER MY MOTHER DIED!! NO MORE ASKING!

    Aang: How did he--

    Katara: *bloodbends Aang into a pretzel*
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    Avatardandproud

    [3086]Jan 27, 2008
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    [QUOTE="Spacerac"][QUOTE="tomtitan"]
    tomtitan wrote:
    i have an idea, let's make our own abridged series episodes, it' like a fanficfic! (remember, they're all speaking in their abridged voices)
    ep 6
    aang: i'm bored, let's goof off!
    sokka: aren't you concerned that you only have a few months to master 3 elements?
    aang: ...o shi-! we'll never make it to the north pole in time! aww if only there was a waterbending teacher on this bison who culd teach me right now.
    katara: hey aang i could teach you
    aang: i only there was someone
    katara: what about-
    aang: quiet katara i'm thinking!
    katara: ME MORON!
    aang: right, i guess we should start training!
    *training montague*
    narrator: one training montague later...
    katara: you must've cheated! there's no way a bald punk like you could outbend me!
    aang: ..sorry
    sokka: i'm hungry, let's go into town, what do you say pedro?
    momo: si si hungry!
    *in town*
    aang: oh look! a plot solving whistle! *buys bison whistle*
    katara: OMG! the latest edition of the naruto manga! yoink! *swipes scroll* run!
    *they all run away from the pirates*
    *later*
    sokka: great we almost get killed because you wanted to read about some ninja!
    katara: oh no! this isn't naruto! this is... a plot relevant item!
    all: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *later*
    iroh: alright alright ya viny putz, we'll get your stinkin emo band CD!
    zuko: yay!
    pirate: that bald kid with an arrow on his head stole our issue 1 of naruto!
    iroh: uuh... zuko?
    zuko: not now uncle! i'm looking for my nightwish CD!
    pirate: if only there were some banished fire nation prince to find the kid for us
    iroh: zuko?
    zuko: NOT NOW UNCLE!
    iroh: ZUKO YA SCHMUCK! LISTEN TO THE PIRATES!
    pirate: stupid bald arrow kid!
    zuko: i know! i'll use these pirates to help me capture the avatar! it's a great plan! and i thought of it all by myself!
    iroh: yeah yer a regular einstein now let's go!
    *later*
    katara: well if it's not my manga i mightaswell learn waterbending from it
    *whole kidnap scene etc etc*
    zuko: if you give me the avatar, i'll give you your necklace!
    katara: why are you speaking so suggestively?
    zuko: because if i do the fans will think we're together and i really really want it and i *goes off into whiny rant*
    katara: ...loser
    aang: don't worry katara, we'll save you!
    sokka: how? we're tied up too!
    aang: i know, i wanted to sound heroic!
    zuko: the avatar! now i will fight him to restore my honour!
    *fight scene, ending with them about to fall off teh waterfall*
    sokka: oh great! of all the deaths we could've had, we have to have this one! curse you cliches!
    katara: we're all going to die!
    aang: not for long! plot resolving bison whistle, activate!
    *appa appears out of nowhere*
    aang: thankyou plot solving whistle!
    sokka: so, what was teh moral of this story again?
    aang: don't steal?
    katara: no, we stole from pirates, doesn't count
    aang: i've got it! plot devices for teh win!
    sokka: amen brother! amen!

    then they do the jet episode but i don't want to do that now.

    ...now i want to do the jet episode. (remember, abridged voices)

    aang: i don't get it, why are we walking? why don't we just fly on appa?
    sokka: can you say...plot device?
    aang: oh, right.
    sokka: well at least we're not being attacked by random fire nation guys *as he says this they stumble into a FN camp* o shi-!
    katara: sokka, don't talk, every time you speak, something bad happens!
    fire nation dude: let's ge-*interrupted by jet ROFLPWNING him*
    jet: (he has a russian accent) greetings comrades! i am comrade jet, enemy of the fire nation.
    *super special awesome fight scene*
    katara: hey strong guy, wait up!
    jet: well hello there comrade, would you like to see my treehouse?
    katara: sure!
    aang: hey! what does he have that i don't?
    sokka: hair, swords, a treehouse, a cool russian accent a
    aang: ok you can stop!
    *in teh treehouse*
    jet: comrades! we have struck another blow against the capita-fire nation swine! if we comrades stick together, the fire nation will be defeated! to commu-the earth kingdom!
    all: yay!
    sokka: this guy's trouble!
    katara: what are you talking about?
    sokka: you can clearly see he's a communist, you saw those hookswords, they're just like the sickle in the soviet flag!
    katara: what? that's crazy!
    jet: greetings comrades, please! eat! everyone must have an equal share!
    katara: so? this proves nothing!
    jet: comrade sokka, i need you to help me on a reconnaisance mission, with your help, we can defeat the capi-fire nation!
    sokka: a mission? count me in!
    jet: comrade smellerbee, tie him up, he knows too much!
    smellerbee: yes comrade jet sir!
    jet: hey, comrade katara, comrade aang, i need your help, we're going to flood a-i mean.. put out some forest fires, want to help?
    aang: you bet! now i can be just like smokey the bear!
    katara: whatever you say 'comrade'.
    jet: excellent, comrades, meet me in an hour!
    *later*
    sokka: hey, what gives? i'm tied up!
    smellerbee: no sh*t sherlock!
    sokka: *after untying self* you all fail!
    jet: comrades, bend the water into the river.
    katara: ok!
    aang: katara aren't you curious of his motives?
    katara: shh aang, don't mess up my chances with this guy! he has an accent!
    aang: (in head) note to self, develop cool accent
    *later*
    katara: we're done! let's go see jet!
    *they go to the cliff overlooking the dam*
    katara: where's jet?
    jet: how did you find out i was a communist?
    aang: we did't know, until now!
    jet:..........dammit! how did you find out i was going to blow up the dam?
    katara: we didn't know, until now!
    jet:..........dammit!
    aang: why do you want to blow up the dam and destroy the town?
    jet: the people in the town are capitalists! they are spying on my secret soviet nuclear plans!
    aang: what secret soviet nuclear plans?
    jet: the top secre-DAMMIT!
    aang: one more thing, get your hands of my woman!
    *auper cool treetop fight*
    jet: comrade katara loves me!
    aang: no! can't you see we're meant to be together!
    jet: you are clearly inferior to me!
    aang: get the *beep* of muh trees! *airbends him off tree branch* *katara freezes him*
    jet: curses, foiled again!
    katara: you're going to stand trial for crimes against the earth kingdom!
    jet: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it were'nt for you- wait! i have an idea! comrade longshot! fire! *longshot shoots at dam, it blows up*
    sokka: super sokka! saves the day!
    jet: oh no! now we're going to have to listen to you explain how you went to the town and warned everybody about the impending flood!
    sokka:...well now we don't!
    *later on appa*
    sokka: (in childish voice) i was right! i was right!
    aang: just shut up and steer us the right way!
    sokka: dammit!
    jet: i will have my vengence! i swear by mother russia i shall!
    longshot (off screen): jet, i'm stuck!
    jet:.....dammit!
    man, if my friend read this, he would be pissed cause he loves nightwish. so funny! more more!!
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    kataang_lover

    [3087]Jan 28, 2008
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    Toph: Look it's a box! I guess I'll climb in (falls asleep)
    Aang: Look it's a box! I'll go show Katara
    Katara: Look it's a box! Let's get Sokka
    Sokka: Look it's a box! (Pushes it)
    (Box and Toph roll down the hill)
    (Toph wakes up)
    Toph:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jancro-Liva

    [3088]Jan 28, 2008
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    Zuko: Uh, Katara?

    Katara: You said my name!?

    Zuatian: He said her name! Zutara prevails WOOHOO!

    Haru: You said Katara's Name!?

    Katara: Who are you?

    Zuko: Katara, I'm sorry for everything, and I want you to trust me, to believe in me when I say that I want to do the right thing.

    Zutarian: WOOHOO!!!

    Katara: SECURITY!!!!

    *The Zuatarian is chucked into the canyon by a rock*

    Zuko: Just... here. *hands flowers*

    Zutarian: *while falling* WOOHOO!!!

    Katara: *smiles at the flowers, then bends the water from them, leaving the blackened parts.*

    Zuko: Should I start to run now?

    Katara: Yes.

    Edited on 01/28/2008 12:13pm
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    tomtitan

    [3089]Jan 28, 2008
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    i assure you, i'm not ganxingba mental teen. (although i wish i was! )
    so what did y'all think of abridged bato of the watertribe?
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    tomtitan

    [3090]Jan 28, 2008
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    next: abridged deserter.
    aang: oh look a harry potter cosplay convention.
    katara: oh boy! this is great, i'll get amazin fanfic material there! let's go as death eaters sokka!
    sokka: works for me!
    *they put their costumes on*
    sokka: aang, who are you supposed to be?
    aang: nearly headless nick of course!

    katara: hey, this isn't a harry potter cosplay!
    aang: no, it's not, IT'S A TRAP!
    *admiral ackbar appears out of nowhere and sings the trap rap*
    sokka: uh-oh!
    aang: too loud?
    *guards chase them*
    chey: follow me!
    sokka: sure, let's follow a random stranger, maybe he'll lead us to candy mountain! where all of our dreams come true, maybe we'll let him fly with us on appa, heck, he can even join us in our quest!............we're following him aren't we?
    aang: that's right!
    *on appa*
    sokka: i knew it was a trap! he's a fire nation soldier!
    chey: no wait! i'm good!
    aang: i totally believe him!
    katara: me too!
    sokka: grr....
    chey: come with me to see jeong jeong so aang can learn firebending.
    sokka: he even knows aang's name, he's totally a stalker!
    aang: i totally believe him!
    katara: me too!

    aang: hey jeong jeong, so can i like learn firebending now?
    jj: fire is an intense and dangerous element, those who use its power are burdened with a horrible curse!
    aang:....are all firebenders this emo?

    zhao: so the avatar came through here?
    guard: that's right sir *he tries to stifle a giggle*
    zhao: what's so funny?
    guard: *trying to contain his laughter* n-nothing sir!
    zhao: tell me now!
    guard: those sideburns! they're hilarious!
    zhao: i see... kill him.
    guard: *off screen* no! please! i'm sorry! noo!

    aang: if you don't teach me i'm telling roku!
    jj: i'd like to see you try!
    roku: who-wha? what am i doing here?
    aang: roku! that mean man won't teach me firebending!
    roku: you awake me from my sleep for this?
    aang:....yes.
    roku: oh come on! just leave!
    aang: make him teach me!
    roku: alright! fine! you there, teach him, or i'll do something...very bad! so there! can i go now?
    aang: yes you may!
    roku: thankyou!
    *roku vanishes*
    jj: fine, i'll teach you.

    jj: your first lesson in firebending is burning.
    aang: oh boy! i love burning things!
    jj: now repeat after me, yo mama
    aang: yo mama
    jj: so ugly
    aang: so ugly
    jj: koh gave her one of his faces! YOU GOT BURN'D!
    aang: koh gave her one of his faces! BURN'D! .....not quite the burning i had in mind...
    jj: do not question me! this ancient technique of the 'yo mama burn' may one day save your life!
    katara: hey aang, can we be main characters in this episode?
    aang: no! you and sokka were even more important than me last episode, i think it's fair that i get the spotlight now! so leave!
    sokka: c'mon katara, let's go.

    jj: now we move on to actual fire, creating fire takes years of discipline and practice so don't be dissapointed if you don't get it first-
    aang: *creates ball of fire*
    jj:...never mind, just don't burn anyone!
    aang: yeah yeah now let me shoot fire in random places! *shoots fire*
    jj: n00b...
    guard: sir, zhao has landed nearby!
    aang: oh no! it's the guy who wanted me to watch spongebob re-runs!
    jj: just...keep practising! *runs off*
    aang: now to make a circle of fire! *starts spinning*
    katara: hey aang can i be a main charac-aah! *gets burned*
    aang's thoughts: you fool! now she'll never go out with you!
    aang: what do i do?
    aang's thoughts: just go up to her and pretend to apologise and stuff, she'll buy that!
    aang: will she really go for it?
    aang's thoughts: totally! now go!
    aang: katara i'm so sorry!
    katara: apology accepted aang! *runs off*
    aang: voices in my head you've done it again! now to save the day!

    zhao: well well if it isn't my old master.
    jj: who are you?
    zhao: don't you remember? you trained me but you were too slow so i quit?
    jj: seriously, who are you?
    zhao: shut up and burn fool!
    *jj makes a circle of fire and dissapears*
    guard: *trying not to giggle* sir, he's escaped.
    zhao: well find him.. AND STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SIDEBURNS!
    *soldiers leave*

    katara: wow i have healing abilities! that's awfully convenient!
    jj: yes it is a convenient little plot device they've cooked up isn't it?
    katara: i guess so!

    zhao: let's see what he taught you then!
    *aang remembers jj's words*
    jj: remember aang, use the burn! the burn!
    aang: yo mama so ugly, she even make the great walls of ba sing se crack!
    zhao: you'll pay for that! *shoots a fireball*
    aang: yo mama so fat, when she goes outside the firebenders lose their bending!
    zhao: i'll kill you *shoots fireball, it misses, ships begin to burn*
    aang: yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown the moon spirit!
    zhao: i'll destroy you for spoiling the season finale!
    *shoots another fireball, more ships get destroyed*
    aang: you fail, later! *flies off*
    *ships burn to a cinder*
    zhao: KHAAAAN!

    katara: here aang, let me heal that burn for you.
    *she heals it*
    aang: so can you heal clothes too?
    katara: no why?
    aang: well because in the next episode my clothes are fine, as if nothing had ever happened to them!
    sokka: stupid plotholes!
    all: *laughter*
    end.
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    the1stavatar

    [3091]Jan 28, 2008
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    the_mental_teen wrote:
    I have a feeling that this is turning into an "Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Abridged Series: Create Your Own Skits!" rather than random Avatar bloopers, lol.

    I wonder if GanXingba is among us...


    You want a blooper? No problemo.

    "By request" (Nightmares and Daydreams)

    Aang: But more importantly, I'm doing it for the people I love. I'm doing it for...
    *GanXingba walks by*
    Aang: GanXingba?
    *AUDIENCE GASPS*
    Kataang fans across the world: NOOOOO!
    News Report: This just in, a swarm of angry avatar fans have marached into burbank.
    Director: *holding door* How the heck did you screw up that one little romantic line I gave you!
    Aang: Yeah, who's idea was it to film an episode live?

    (Note: GanXingba, don't take offense, It was the only thing I could think of at the time)
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    Jancro-Liva

    [3092]Jan 28, 2008
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    Jancro-Liva wrote:

    Zuko: Uh, Katara?

    Katara: You said my name!?

    Haru: You said Katara's Name!?

    Zuatian: He said her name! Zutara prevails WOOHOO!

    Katara: Who are you?

    Zuko: Katara, I'm sorry for everything, and I want you to trust me, to believe in me when I say that I want to do the right thing.

    Zutarian: WOOHOO!!!

    Katara: SECURITY!!!!

    *The Zuatarian is chucked into the canyon by a rock*

    Zuko: Just... here. *hands flowers*

    Zutarian: *while falling* WOOHOO!!!

    Katara: *smiles at the flowers, then bends the water from them, leaving the blackened parts.*

    Zuko: Should I start to run now?

    Katara: Yes.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3093]Jan 28, 2008
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    This one is preety cool.

    Toph: Hey Twinkleoes. I--

    Aang: WOULD YOU QUIT CALLING ME TWINKLETOES?!!?! I HATE THAT NAME ALOT!! I AM TIRED OF YOU CALLING ME THAT!! IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THEN I MUST KILL YOU!!

    Toph:........

    Aang: Uh Toph... I didn't mean that.

    Toph:.........

    Aang: Arn't you gonna say anything?

    Toph: In that case, You and your friends are on your own! Goodbye Aang! Forev--

    Aang: AHA!!! YOU FINALLY CALLED ME AANG!!! Thank you.

    Toph: Well yes I did but...

    Aang: *hugs Toph*

    Toph: Easy there twinkletoes!

    End.

    Aang: Hey! I was just about to--

    End!

    Toph: But we're not--

    END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Aang and Toph both keep quiet*
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    dude2dawg555

    [3094]Jan 28, 2008
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    *Aang is speeding around on an air-ball,while zuko is tryingtoshoot him with fire-balls.*

    Zuko:...AAAAAAAANG!!!!!IM GUNNA GET YOU!!!DIE YOU SONUVA B-

    .....

    *Aang is still flying around on an air-ball,while zuko is chasing him trying to fry him*

    Zuko:BURN!!!BURN!!!IF IT`S A CHOICE BETWEEN REGULAR OR EXTRA CRISPY I WANT YOU EXTRA CRISPY!!!BURN!!!......*Pants*Aang,stand still so I can burn you!!Oh cmon,stay still!!...OH PLEASE AANG,I HAVE TO BURN YOU!!!LET ME BURN YOU!!!I HATE YOU,AANG!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    *Sokka shows up*

    Sokka:Hmmm...I wonder whats going on at this hour.

    Zuko:*Still chasing him*BURN!!!!!

    Sokka:This is sad.

    .....

    *Aang is standing around,while his glider is next to him.All of a sudden,zuko swoops in and steals his glider,then flys off*

    Zuko:HAHAHA!!!I have your weapon!!Nothing can stop me now!!

    Aang:.....*Simply pulls out another glider out of nowhere.*

    Zuko:Who`s ya daddy now,Aang?!*Flys around for a while*......I AM GOD!!!!!*Continues to fly,then accidentlyrams into a treeabove a cliff*Who put this cliff here?*Starts falling*YAAAHOOHOOHUUEYEEEEE!!!!!!

    .....

    Sokka:*Sighs*...I wish I had a glider right now.

    *A glider falls from the sky and lands next to sokka.*

    Sokka:Um...I wish I had large group of cute girls with an undesireable fetish for water-tribe guys with warrior-wolf tails,love for meat,and sarcasm!

    *Zuko falls from the sky,and lands next to sokka*

    Sokka:AW YOU SUCK!!!!!

    .....

    Some random fire-nation guy:No,the boulder did hit you upside the head.You just dont remember it!

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    kataang_lover

    [3095]Jan 28, 2008
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    The Southern Air Temple
    Aang: (Looking at Momo) Oh look he's so cute......... and now I'm bored
    Katara: How can you get bored over something so cute? Who's a cute little lemur? Yes you are, yes you are!
    Sokka: Meat!!!!
    Momo: (Runs Away)
    Avatar in about 6-7 seconds (above
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    the1stavatar

    [3096]Jan 28, 2008
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    "Annoying The Cast" Special Guest Staring- The1stAvatar (I Now Hold Fake Copyrights to this, cause I said so.)

    Myself: Hi there. Here on annoying the cast, a member will simply, annoy the cast. Since no one is willing to do it, I'm gonna be my own test subject. So for this Pilot of "Annoying the cast", I'm basically gonna run up to each cast member, and scare the living **** out of them. (Note: Those stars aren't curse words, I'm literally gonna scare the living stars out of them)

    *runs toward azula's dressing room*

    Myself: *jumping out* AHA! Wha....?
    *azula is striping for dudes*
    Myself: I'll need therapy after this...

    Myself: Ok, so that didn't exactly go as planned. So I'm gonna try this again. This time, let's try Ty-lee and mai. To ensure that my eyes wouldn't burn in the process, I secretly went and made sure that they were doing something that wouldn't scare little children.
    Child: Thank you kind...
    Myself: Shut up, your not a kid, your just that annoying zutarian everyone uses in these bloopers, who 2 bloopers (my bloopers) ago, got banned from the zutarian society. So go away.
    Zutaang: I'm now a zutaanger!
    Myself: What is wrong with you?
    Zutaang; My mom asks that question every night...

    *runs behind a object near ty-lee and mai*
    Ty-lee: I'm telling you, nothing bad will happen while you wear pink.
    Mai: Bad things will happen. Bad things.
    Ty-lee: like what?
    Myself: AHA!
    Mai and Ty-lee: AHHHHHHH! *faint, and little **** come out of them*
    *I am also unconcious*
    Myself: Therapy will not help what I just saw. She looks worse in pink.

    Myself: Next, for fellow Tokka fans, I'm gonna attempt to sneak up on the two, while they are together. You may be wondering, why the heck I am not doing this to Aang and Katara, or Katara with zuko near by. To answer that question, all three are in the same room, doing something that I screened, and will need massive therapy for later, so we wll ignore them for now.
    Zutaraang: Woot!
    Myself: Shut it. Ok, let's do this.
    Suki: Now remember, this is a kiss test to see if sokka is a good kisser, so that I can claim him for myself.
    Toph: Where do I win in this?
    Suki: You don't. Ok, take the headphones off sokka, then I'll tell him to kiss you.
    Toph: At least make him wipe his mouth first, he's got cheese all over it.
    Suki: I'll get a wipe, stay here until I get back.
    Toph: Darn these designer shoes, I can't see a darn thing in them.
    Myself: AHA!
    *taps sokka*
    Sokka and Toph: AHHH!
    *both accidently kiss each other*
    Toph: Ewwwww.......that's it, I'm never kissing you again. I'm gonna try to go with aang now, and take him from katara so that katara can have zuko. *leaves*
    Sokka: Ok.....
    Suki: What the heck happened?
    *sokka points at me*
    Myself; Uhhhhh.....
    Suki: Get him Yue.
    Yue: MOON POWERS ACTIVATE!
    *camera stops*
    *camera plays again*

    Myself: Ok, I know I just killed a few ships back there, and got my butt kicked by a spirit, but I still got thier stars. And 3rd degree burn from the cheese sokka took from the moon spirt's.... errr... I don't want to say, but we can now prove the moon is made of cheese. Just... find the hole on the bottom of the moon and... well anyway, the raps up today's "Annoy the cast". If anyone else would like to be a part of this series, and prank the cast, please pm me. Well, I got to go now. Before 5 different ships try to kill me.
    Cameraman: You only killed 2...
    Myself: George got killed by the "cheese" incident, Yukka got killed by the "cheese" incident as well.
    Cameraman: What was the fifth?
    Myself: Well....

    Zuko: Sweet! I'm getting katara! Toph and Aang just got together, and now katara is mine. The only way I'd give her up, is if a bad omen, like, I don't know, my sister being on porn, were to happen. *sees what I video tapped of azula* ... Mai! I want you back again!
    Katara: Aww man, now I got to be a virgin.

    Cameraman: You stupid dude.
    Myself: Well, I got one good thing out of it.
    Cameraman: But you literally killed every avatar ship.
    Myself: What about Taang and Maizu?
    Cameraman: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM!
    Maizu fan and taang fan: We do!
    *cameraman throws cheese at toph, aang, zuko, and mai*
    All 4: We are breaking up!
    Cameraman: I blame you.
    Myself: What? You threw it!
    Cameraman: Cheese?
    Myself; No, get that away from me!
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    Spacerac

    [3097]Jan 28, 2008
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    They're all hilarious Though I didn't get the GanXingba walk-on one.
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    Jancro-Liva

    [3098]Jan 29, 2008
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    My attempt at The Beach abridged. If you don't like it... oh well.

    Azula: You ever get the feeling that we're gonna do something that we wouldn't normally do?

    Lo and Li: It's called Fanservice, you'll get used to it.

    *In the beach house*

    Lo and Li: MENTAL SCARRING!! *show bikini bodies*

    Zuko: Oh, now I'm more mentally scarred than physically. Let's go to the beach. I'll never look at boobies the same way again.

    *On the beach*

    Zuko: Fanservice

    Azula: Fanservice

    Mai: *Goth accent* Fanservice

    Ty Lee: *Paris hilton accent* Like, Boobies!

    *Cut to The Gaang*

    Aang: We're finally getting screenti-

    *Cut back to Zuko and Company.*

    *Volleyball fanservice*

    Chan: *in surfer accent* That was really tubular, dudes and dudettes. Hey, Boob girl, wanna come to my party tonight? Wear something that's easy to take off.

    Ty Lee: Like,I don't get it.

    Azula: What about us?

    Ron-Jon *in surfer accent as well* Yeah, whatever.

    *Back to Gaang*

    Toph: Attempt at Fanservice.

    Katara: Real fanservice!

    Aang: We will not be ignored! NAKED WATER SLIDE!

    Guy: *french accent* Oh HO! My fanservice senses are tingling. *Looks through telescope* Hey, Mon Freer, look! a naked boy with Tattoos! L' Avatar! Send a hawk.

    *Cut to hawk getting Jacked by Combustion Man's eagle Vulture*

    Eagle Vulture: What Son? U just been Jacked!

    *Eagle Vulture finds CM*

    EV: Here you go, homes!

    *CM Looks at the paper*

    *Sound effect SHOOP DA WOOP!*

    *Paper combusts.*

    *Cut to the party*

    Zuko: You're trying to steal my Girlfriend! My voice gives me super strength! *throws Ron-Jon into a vase*

    Ron-Jon: *while flying* TOTALLY!!!

    Chan: Dudes! Who's the shoobie who broke my dad's antique vase!? GTFO muh howse!

    *Uber Gaang vs. CM fight scene, with CM's explosions havind sound effect "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"*

    *Cut to campfireScene*

    Zuko: *whiny rant with the word scar thrown in every few seconds*

    Ty Lee:Like, Shut up!I had like, 6 sisters who were, like, just as hot as I was, and, like, I got no attention, so I like Joined the circus!

    Mai: So? I joined the dark side because my parents wouldn't let me talk.

    Zuko: Kiss me you fool!

    *kiss*

    Azula: Yeah, Mom never liked me. Let's go wreck the party.

    *Party wrecking scene*

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    Spacerac

    [3099]Jan 29, 2008
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    That was really good. It was that episode in a nutshell.
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    tomtitan

    [3100]Jan 29, 2008
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    lol, nice one jancro!
    abridged 118: the waterbending master

    sokka: we're finally here!
    katara: the northern water tribe!
    aang: hey what happened to the episode where we met that disabled kid at the northern air temple?
    sokka: no one cares about that episode!
    aang: but what about all of teh plotholes that are created by its absence, like the war balloons, and teo's return in season 3?
    katara: like we said, no one cares!

    zhao: so we'll send a fleet of hundreds of ships to the watertribe to capture a 12 year old kid.
    general: uuh...overkill?
    zhao: silence! this cannot be done without hundreds of ships!
    general: *tries to stifle a giggle*
    zhao: MY SIDEBURNS ARE NOT THAT FUNNY!!!!!!

    sokka: *seeing yue for the first time* whoah! they don't got girls that hot back home!
    katara: so you're saying i'm not that hot?
    sokka: compared to that you're a pile of mud!
    katara: uh!
    aang: if it helps, i think you're that hot...
    katara: yeah, well, no one cares!
    aang: people can be so mean!

    arnook: welcome to the northern tribe, our family from the south!
    aang: what about me?
    arnook: no one cares about you.
    aang: people can be so mean!
    sokka: *to yue* hey, good thing you're a waterbender, because you're smokin' hot!
    yue: (valley girl accent) i'm like, not a waterbender.
    *cut to sokkaz brane*
    sokka's thoughts: hold on there romeo, you gotta think this one through! this girl is hot, waaaaay hotter than that facepaint girl, you gotta think of a pick up line so awesome, so incredible, it's worthy of chuck norris.....ok well not that awesome.
    *leave sokkaz brane*
    sokka: so i was thinking maybe we could....do an activity together?
    sokka's thoughts: eediot! you've really f***ed this one up!
    yue: like, sure, i'd like, love to do an activity with you!
    sokka: ha! in your metaphorical face brain!
    sokka's thoughts: you got lucky!

    *cut to zuko's ship, klezmer is playing in background*
    iroh: (singing)hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila venis'mecha!
    zuko: quiet out there! i can't hear my MCR CD!
    zhao: (walking on the ship)turn that music off, we'll listen to some real music!
    *godfather theme plays*
    zhao: (mafia accent)i'm a gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!
    iroh: no.
    zhao: yer gonna regret that! we'll 'take you out', then give you some 'new shoes', then 'show you the river', then ye'll all be 'sleepin' with da fisies'!

    aang: wow, i can't believe we're finally getting a waterbending teacher!
    katara: but...i've been teaching you all season!
    aang: i'm sorry what?
    pakku: go away!
    aang: but we're here to learn waterbending!
    pakku: i don't care, you're too bald and she's hasn't got enough y chromosomes.
    aang and katara: people can be so mean!

    iroh: zuko, zere's a bit of a problem.
    zuko: leave me alone, i haven't finished cutting myself!
    zhao: you're pathetic emo boy! anyway i'm taking all of your crew with me to the north pole to capture the av-
    zuko: the what?
    zhao: the nothing, just, y'know, invading, rape, murder pillage, that sort of thing.
    zuko: you're going after the avatar aren't you?
    zhao: ok fine yes i am, but what are you going to do about it, you're just an emo!
    iroh: i'll tell yeh vat he's going to do, nothing! he'll just sit in his emo corner and whine about it!
    zuko: no! for once i'm going to do something!

    sokka: (chasing yue's boat) hey, err.. umm.. yue, so, we're still on for tonight?
    yue: yeah like whatever!
    sokka: that bridge there, meet me!
    yue: like, if you say so!

    zhao: (mafia voice again) well i'm very impressed, you'll go to zuko and make him 'sleep with the fishies'?
    pirate: i thought we were going to blow him up.
    zhao: fuged aboud it! baddabing baddaboom whatever works capische?
    pirate: just give us the gold and we'll go get the explosives!
    zhao: (normal voice) fine...

    katara: hey, can you teach me waterbending?
    healing teacher: well ok then! but only healing.
    katara: fine.. stupid master pakku!
    *time lapse*
    katara: thanks for the lesson!
    teacher: no problem! by the way your grandmother was from this tribe and she left because she was unhappy and that's her necklace.
    katara: whoah!

    zuko: *looking at huge explosion coming towards him* no! i don't want to die like this, i always wanted to die the same was i was born, kicking and screaming and crying! *he is engulfed in flame*

    sokka: hey yue, how are you?
    *yue makes out with sokka*
    sokka: wow!
    yue: like, whatever! so i'm like getting married so i like can't go out with you so byee! *she leaves*
    sokka's thoughts: i told you that was a dumb pick up line!
    sokka: quiet you!

    katara: so i'll teach you what i learned ok aang?
    aang: sounds good!
    pakku: how dare you! a bald person and a y chromosomeless person!

    arnook: fine, we'll make pakku teach you, only if you can beat him in a fight!
    katara: but...doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of him training me if i can beat him?
    pakku: exactly!
    aang: grr...

    zhao: (mafia accent again) now you see what i am capable of, join me or you'll be joining yer nephew!
    iroh: alright alright already! i'll join you!
    zhao: excellent!

    *super special awesome fight scene, katara gets roflpwned*
    pakku: PHAILZ! oh look a necklace!
    katara: you can have it if you train me and aang!
    pakku: deal!

    zuko: (in his disguise on the ship) thankyou uncle!
    iroh: no problem, i owed you one or two anyway!

    pakku: thanks for the neckalce, let's begin training!
    aang: yay! thankyou katara!
    katara: why didn't you fight him? you're the avatar!
    aang: uhh...um...my...staff arm's broken?
    katara: whatever!
    aang's thoughts: oh yeah, definitely into me!

    end.
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