"Why did we hire him again?"

Director: K, let's take this from the top. Scene 1 of Boiling Rock, take one.
Aang: Wait... How the heck can we even do a blooper on this? Let me see the script.
*everyone reads it*
Katara: I die???? Fans would flame nick for this.
Sokka: This script is so stupid!
Toph: I think it's great.
Sokka: Everyone knows you can't read.
Toph: Crud....Overkilled that joke...
Sokka: Yep.
Toph: Your pants are down.
Sokka: I know you can't see toph.
Aang: Err...she's not lying.
Sokka: Oh crud.
Aang: So why did we hire this dude again?
Haru: Yes, me and my sexy Mustash wish to know
Mustash: I'm the love machine. They are already shipping Katartash.
Katartash Fan: WOOT! Go katartash.
Sokka: Wow, this may be the first blooper made where a zutarian doesn't come in and say zutara.
Aang: So, why did we hire him again?
Director: So spongebob wouldn't have any writers and they stop airing episodes.
All: Ahhhh....
Sokka: Wait, we got the spongebob writer. Man this...
*katara covers sokka's mouth for censorship reasons*
*director on teh phone*
Director: Bad news, they actualy found a new writer.
Aang: Who would be dumb enough to do that?
Nick President: Now remember, if you want zutara to happen, you must keep making spongebob specials so we can air them before avatar, so that the finale will never happen. Then we can edit the finale against mike and bryan's will so we can laugh at avatar fans.
Zutaraian: FOR ZUTARA!
Aang: You and your stupid mouth.
Sokka: DARN YOU THE UNIVERSE!

Aang: Look guys! It's sozin's comet! AND It'S EARlY!!!

Sokka: It's not early, Aang, it's right on time.

Aang: WHAT? The comet was coming TODAY? And NOBODY TOLD ME!?!?

Roku: I told you!

Aang: Pff, yeah like, six months ago, how am I supposed to remember things like that this long?

JeongJeong: Shut up, you weak little piece of good-for-nothing non-rmembering, cant-be-bending weakling! We've been reminding you for WEEKS that the comet is close!

Aang: Oh, yeah? Why don't I remember it then?

*flashback to yesterday*

Roku: Aang! The comet will come tomo-

Aang: *playing kingdom hearts on PS2* Not now! Busy! Got to beat this Xemnas boss level!!!

Sokka: But, aang! Sozins-

Aang: YESS! MY VALOR MODE GUAGE IS FULL!

Toph: Twinkle-toes! We're all gonna die-

Aang: I'M gonna die if you guys keep distracting me! Oh, crap! I just lost half my life! Thanks alot, jerks!

Zuko: Aang, I hate to do this, but... *lightnings the game consol*

Aang: *quickly redirects lightning in randomn direction, killing Haru* DANG YOU, ZUKO! XEMNAS JUST GOT MORE LIFE SOMEHOW!! DANG YOU!!! DANG ALL OF YOU!!

Katara: Aang, please! I- I- I LOVE YOU!!!

Aang: Pfff, pitty-love can't make me turn off a BOSS level!!... although it IS the most convincing argument I've heard yet...

Monk Gyatso: AANG! What do you think you are doing- Aang: Gyatso? Is that really you- OH NO!!! I DIED!!! I WAS SOOO CLOSE!!! AAAAARRGGHH!!!! *goes into Avatar state, destroys everything, everybody runs away screaming*

*flashback ends*

Aang: ... ... ...oh, right...

Everyone: >:-(

Aang: 0.0... ... ...uh, can I just blame teenage aangst..???...

Aang Conner finds his wounded Katara

Aang: Katara

Suddenly another Katara steps out from behind

Katara: AANG! Get away from him!
*Katara fires a shot gun blast at the imposter*
*The blast leave small yellow holes in the imposter who reverts to his true form*

SPonge Bob: hahahaha

Aang: Holy Sh*t

*Katara fires three more blasts, knocking the regenerating retard sponge closer to the volcanoe's lip*

Katara: DIE! *the gun clinks as it runs out of bullets*

Sponge Bob: *wags finger* HAHAHAHA

SUDDENLY Zuko swings in from a random vine

ZUko: Asta La vista Baby *He charges up and fires fire at the monstrosity*

Sponge Bob: AHHHAHHH hahaha AHHHHHHH hahaa *running around on fire laughing*

Sponge Bob falls into the lava below and a horrible scream/laugh echos all around Bikini bottom and the evil Pineapple crumbles along with the ocean floor.

Zuko: We've got to get out of here Sokka: Up HERE *appa flys low and the Gaang flys to safety as Bikini bottom disappears under the ocean floor*

Two total epic wins right chea.

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next avatar abridged: (ep 11/12)
aang: whaddya say guys? shall we stop off at the great divide and have an adventure there?
sokka: nah, sounds boring, let's just go!
katara: yeah, it's not like anyone will need our help or anything!
canyon guide: *being attacked by canyon crawlers* help!
aang: *hearing cry for help* what was that?
sokka: nothing just keep flying!
*they fly over the great divide*
*later*
sokka: i can't believe you dropped all of our money in that filler episode!
aang: i'm sorry, i was just in such a hurry to get away from it!
katara: don't worry, i still have some money left!
sokka: uhh...i spent it...
katara: on what?
sokka: it's best if you don't know. hey look! that guy's hiring people! maybe i should get a job!
katara: what did you spend it on!
sokka: err... i'll take the job!
old guy: who are you? oh it doesn't matter, you're hired!
aang: can i have a job?
old guy: no! you're too bald!
aang: people can be so mean! *flies off*
sokka: that was kinda harsh don't you-
old guy: *interrupting* shut up and get on board!
sokka: yes sir!
narrator: meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
zuko: yes, rain! now when i cry no one will see my tears!
iroh: emos...
jee: (canadian accent remember) me and the crewmembers 'ave been taking eh, we don't want to go into no rain eh, we get enough of that back home in canada eh.
zuko: but i want to go in the rain and i really really wanna and i *goes off into whiny rant*
jee: alright alright, we'll go into the rain eh, we'll just take shelter eh.
narrator: meanwhile thousands of miles away...
aang: katara? did you come to hear my incredibly long flashback tale?
katara: actually no it's raining and i wanted sh-
aang: great! so here's what happened 100 years ago...
*in flashback*
flashback aang: so you make a ball of air like this and you-
kid: we don't care about your stinking air ball you freak!
fbaang: people can be so mean!
present day aang: yeah, i wasn't very popular with the airbender kids, luckily my best friend was one of the elder monks, or maybe that was the cause of the problem, i guess we'll never know.
gyatso: aang, by the way you're the avatar, you're destined to save teh world from the forces of evil by mastering all 4 elements and there's probably going to be a war which you'll have to fight in. well have a nice day!
narrator: meanwhile thousands of miles away...
jee: i don't get it eh? aren't we supposed to be showing zuko's emotional story as a parallel to the avatar's depressing past to provide sympathy and character development for this otherwise 1 dimentional character?...eh?...
iroh: zere's a simple reason vy ve're not doing zuko's flashback ya schmuck, it's because ganXingba has already used this as a plot for an avatar spoof, and he doesn't want to recycle ideas!
jee: makes sense to me eh!
narrator: meanwhile thousands of miles away...
flashback kid 1: wow, you're the avatar! i want you on my team!
kid 2: no i want teh avatar on my team!
kid 1: i want him!
kid 2: no i want him!
pdaang: as you can see, air nomad kids are pretty shallow, anyway i found i could get over my troubles by playing a board game with someone five times my age.
fbaang: your move gyatso!
monk: the avatar isn't supposed to have fun! he should be doing boring stuff! yeah! boredom! yeah!
aang: aww man!
present day aang: yeah, life pretty much su**ed for me, what do you think katara?
katara: huh? whaa? sorry i was sleeping!
aang: *in head* yeah, she totally digs me! *out loud* anyway, on with the story!
flashback monk: avatars must do boring stuff, so we're sending him to the eastern air temple, where everything is boring!
aang: (eavesdropping) i'm going to run away, and possibly freeze myself for 100 years, yeah! best plan ever, yeah!
present day aang: so i left a note and ran away.
flashback gyatso: aang, i was thinking, we've known each other for a while now...yet.. aang? wher are you?
pdaang: and even though i was long gone when he said that, somehow i still remember it! then i froze myself like a complete **** and the rest is history! katara? you can wake up now!
katara: what? is it time for the action bit yet?
old woman: help me!
katara: yaay action!
sokka: i don't want to die! i'm still a virgin!
old man: me too!
sokka:..dude...
old man: before we die, why don't we..*interrupted by giant wave*
sokka: aaaaaaaah!!!!!!
aang: ta-da! kung-fu action jesus saves the day!
*heroic action sequence with superman music in background*
*later*
old man: i'm sorry i called you bald!
aang: it's ok, in a couple of seasons i'll probably grow hair anyway!
sokka: now what?
katara: the end of the episode!
sokka: yay!
old man: sorry for calling you ba

Epic win.

Zhao: I just love this chuck norris/bruce lee fighting video game! I always be chuck cuz he is white, just like me!

FNSoldier: But, sir! You are also supposed to be oriental!

Zhao:...TOSS HIM OVERBOARD!!

FNSoldier: (pulls off helmet revealing he is bruce lee)

Zhao: BRUCE LEE!!

Lee: YES! THAt is COMPLETELY correct! I AM BRUCE LEE!!

Zhao: I-I'm sorry! I have nothing against you, it's just I like Chuck better!

Lee: (pulls off mask revealing he is chuck norris)

Zhao: Chuck Norris! My favorite white brothuh from another mothuh!

Norris: Zhao, my man! Hows it going, buddy?

Zhao: It's cool, it's cool. I'm just totally obsessed with capturing the Avatar!

Norris: (pulls off mask to reveal he is the avatar)

Zhao: AVATAR!! MEN, SIEZE HIM!!

Aang: Not so easy, is it?

Zhao: What are you talking about?

Aang: ThE Llamas!

Zhao: ...What!?

Aang: (pulls off mask revealing he is a heard of tightly-packed llamas)

Zhao: ...What the he**!?

Llamas(in unison): We come to claim the blackest souls of this world... blackest of all blackness, Zhao! We have come for thee...

Zhao: But I only took one soda! Wait, why did I say that? I didn't mean to say that!

Oprah Winfrey: Oh, I think you actually DID mean to say that, didn't you!?

Zhao: No! I could never! I would never-

Oprah: Never what? Submit your will to the woman you are madly in love with? Or have you already forgotten that after one year of marraige?

Zhao: Hey! Leave Britney alone!!! Wait, who's britney?

Britney Spears: Oh, that's me! I brought the pot!

Zhao: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! WHAT IN THE H*** IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

llamas: Stop stalling, thou blackest of black hearts! Comest thou willingly into the fold of eternal punishment?

Zhao:....NO!

Oprah: Everybody's got to make some compromises, john!

Zhao: Who's john?

Oprah: Uhh.. quick! Everybody try this new diet pill!!

llamas: OOH! IF OPRAH LIKES IT THEN IT MUST BE GOOD!!

Zhao: Never! I'll never diet!

Dennis Rodman: You'll never dye what?

Zhao: NO@! SH^T!! H@LP ME!! THE WORLD IS NUTS!! I'LL NEVER DIET! NEVER!!!!!!

(FNSoldier jerks Zhao awake)

Zhao: ...oh, it was all a dream....

FNSoldier: (takes off helmet revealing medusa)

Zhao: Phew! That's not so bad...

Medusa: Eergh! That dang Sandman beat me to the punch!

Sandman(with oprah's head): Yep! You gotta try harder than that if you want to get more screams than me, medusa!

Zhao: Am I still dreaming??

Sandman: Oh, yes, about that, you were never actually dreaming in the first place!

Zhao: Then why is everything illogical?

(Sandman and Medusa and everything wierd evaporates into Britney Spears)
Britney Spears: (holds out hand with drugs) Want more?

Zhao:....0_0.....(snatches drugs)

randomness is excellence.

lol, that's kinda funny.