| tomtitan wrote: |
| well i mightaswell do it. abridged SOTN pt 2. aang: (waking up in the spirit world) yay! i'm in the spirit world again, and it looks entirely different to when i was here last time. hmm... that monkey can help me! monkey: no i can't. aang: but i haven't even ask- monkey: no! now go away! aang: (under his breath) jerk. monkey: i heard that! aang: oh look it's that old guy again! roku: wha? aang? what are you doing here? i specifically mentioned i never wanted to see you ever again! aang: whoah, harsh! anyway the northern water tribe is under attack and i need the ocean and moon spirits' help. roku: can't you just do it yourself? aang: well i tried that and- roku: shut up! go away! aang: but the spi- roku: i don't care about your spirits, go find some facestealing monster to help for all i care! aang: will do giant marshmallow! roku: (as aang is walking away) moron. aang: i heard that! sokka: (on appa) aang, where are you aang? katara: he can't answer, he's in the spirit world! sokka: aww shut up! yue: omigod it's like totally cold here, even though i like live in the north pole i still feel cold here! katara: remind me why you like her again... sokka: uuh...she's hot? zuko: well well avatar, i finally have you, and now that you can't interrupt me i can finally give you a monologue about how i'm a f***ed up kid who you should feel sorry for! *takes a deep breath* *begins whiny emo rant* zhao: (as fire nation troops are storming the city) mwahaha! all yur pole are belong to us! iroh: vat are yeh talkin about ya nevisch? za moment the moon rises tonight ve're toast ya hear? zhao: no, because i will destroy the moon! mwahaha! iroh: destroy the moon? vat iz zis? dragonball z? i suppose yer gonna fiyuh a lazar from yur finguh at the moon and it will blow up? zhao: wrong you old fart! i will use spirit magic to achieve what piccolo can do with his finger! iroh: and zey call me crazy! aang: umm...i'm here to see koh. anyone home? koh: (nerdy voice) nyehh! enter my lair fool, if you dare! aang: i'm looking for koh... koh: only lvl 69 ice mages may pass this point, and last time i checked, you're only a lvl 1 apprentice! n00b! aang: look can you tell me where koh is or not? koh: i am the one they call 'koh', but you can call me potassium hydroxide! aang: wtf? koh: get it? potassium hydroxide...k-o-h? get it? funneh huh? (nerdy laugh) aang: oh get a life! koh: i'm a spirit... aang: you know what i mean! anyway, the ocean and moon spirit, where are they? koh: they sacrificed their immortality to become Cyprinus carpio, aka koi fish! aang: great, back to square one! well nice talking to you! koh: maybe you can visit some time and we can play dungeons and dragons? aang: uuh...sure! (to himself) yeah like that'll happen! nerd! koh: i heard that! aang: whatever! zhao: finally, now to kill ancient spirits. iroh: ok but don't say i didn't warn yeh! zhao: shut it! you're almost as annoying as emo boy! *aang runs to where he came in* aang: roku? roku: what? what now? why can't you just leave me be? aang: i need to get back to the physic- roku: you want to leave? i'll do anything i can to help! here's that big shoop da whoop panda from several episodes ago, he'll help! *hei bai shoop da whoops aang, sending him back to the real world, and revealing his location to the search party* katara: there he is! sokka: oh please, it's just cosmic glowing light centering in on one cave, it doesn't mean it's him! zuko: you're awake! no! now i can't do a whiny emo rant anymore! aang: stfu noob! *blasts zuko with air* zuko: ow! katara: take this! *blasts him with water* *they all run onto appa* aang: i know, let's take zuko! sokka: that's a great idea! katara: brilliant thinking aang! zhao: (he picks up the koi and the moon turns red)finally, by killing this koi fish, the northern water tribe will be mine! iroh: vell vy didn't they just give him the key to the city? i mean, zere's kein security on this place, and zis is ze source of all vaterbending, i mean, vat's up vith zat? yue: ow, my head like hurts and stuff and omigod! everything's like, red! aang: oh no, the animating budget is running out! katara: this tends to happen in season finales. yue: anyway, when i was a baby i liek- katara: no one cares! zhao: now, i am a legend! i am a god! i am- iroh: are yeh gonna kill ze fish or vat? i mean, zis is vy villains never vin, zey just keep monologing, it gives the protagonists a chance to stop them already! zhao: fine, i'll just kill it then! aang: stop right there! iroh: yeh see vat i mean? zhao: fine, i'll let it go. *he releases it*....not! *he kills it* sokka: we probably should've seen this coming. *the screen goes black/white* aang: oh no! now the animation budget has completely run dry! zhao: later! *legs it* yue: oh no! liek, how am i supposed to look good in black and white? sokka: we must revive the fish! aang: i have an idea! KUNG-FU ACTION JESUS POWERS, ACTIVATE! *he turns into koizilla* katara: wow, in retaliation for being killed, the spirit that protects this place has turned into a giant monster. sokka: isn't that how princess mononoke ends? katara: shh, we don't want the fans to know we're copying ideas! zhao: hehe, i've won! zuko: oh no you haven't! zhao: emo boy? you're alive? zuko: and kicking! *kicks, fire comes out* zhao: terrible puns aside, let's fight! zuko: ok! *kewl fight* koizilla aang: yeah, i'm like totally killing stuff! yeah! sailor on a smashed ship: i feel really stupid for saying 100 ships was overkill now. kz aang: and you should! katara: it's dead. iroh: no s**t sherlock now heal the schmock! katara: i can't revive the dead! i'm not kung fu action jesus! sokka: someone must sacrifice themselve to revive the fish. katara: i nominate yue. iroh: second it. yue: liek? what? iroh: just put yer hand on the fish and it'll al be over! yue: liek, ok! *revives the fish, dies, vanishes* sokka: no! i'll never love anyone ever again! katara: what about facepaint girl? sokka: who? yue' ghost: liek, thanks for everything sokka, here a kiss. *kisses, then vanishes* sokka: score! katara's thoughts: mental note, must make out by season 3 episode 9, if i don't do it before then, i have failed. zuko: yaay! the animation budget has been renewed! zhao: that means...there's a season 2! but i only have a 1 season contract! that means i'm going to die! no!! this is blasphemy! this is madness! zuko: madness? THIS IS AVATAR! *giant spirit hand comes up and drowns zhao* zuko: noob. master pakku: katara, you can have your necklace back, it wasn't worth as much as i thought. katara: thanks. pakku: i think i'll go to your tribe now, some others want to join me. katara: why? pakku: it's safer there, the fire nation have already almost killed it! sokka: i'm sorry about yue... arnook: oh well, she lived a good life! sokka: she was 16... arnook: i said good not long! aang: so, are we all ready for season 2? sokka: you bet! katara: i'm ready! momo: si senor! aang: then cue closing credits! ozai: wait! i need to have my scene! azula, i have a job for you!.......ok i'm done *end credits* |
added something at the very end. anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?
