Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
:hey i'm new here so here's a blooper.
Sokka: AANG.WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Aang: it's not what looks like.
Sokka: oh yes it does.
Aang: Umm........ This is a new waterbending trick.
Sokka: so i suppose you have to strip down naked to do do it?
Aang: yep
Sokka: YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS I'M gonna kill you
Aang: Crap.
| segman2008 wrote: | ||
What? no comment? |
Now this is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBB4Sc_lv8
somebody link this
| terminatorSSF wrote: |
| :hey i'm new here so here's a blooper. Sokka: Aang: it's not what looks like. Sokka: oh yes it does. Aang: Umm........ Sokka: so i suppose you have to strip down naked to do do it? Aang: yep Sokka: YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS Aang: Crap. |
That is wrong, but i would want to see that waterbending trick
| terminatorSSF wrote: |
:hey i'm new here so here's a blooper. Sokka: Aang: it's not what looks like. Sokka: oh yes it does. Aang: Umm........ Sokka: so i suppose you have to strip down naked to do do it? Aang: yep Sokka: YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS Aang: Crap. |
Scene from the boondocks
Aang: you don't understand. i have to do this
Katara: *sigh* follow me
*pops in DVD*
Katara: i want you to see what you up against
*tape starts japaneesse music plays*
*a blind swowdsman (toph) comes out with ninjas on a rooftop*
Toph: *pulls out a swowd*
*ninjas jump of rooftop and run towards toph*
*toph slices the ninjas as she goes*
toph: *puts a swowd through the abdomen of a ninja and slces up*
ninja: *screams in pain as he falls in half*
Aang: Holy Sh**
Katara: your opponent is the zatoichi. The Blind Swowdsman *as she speaks, toph dodges jabs to herand jumps on a ninja's swowd* her ears give her more information than all her senses put together. if you underestimate her, *toph slices ninja's head* she will kill you.
*ninja's head falls off, toph stabs eye of ninja as he screams in pain*
| segman2008 wrote: |
| Scene from the boondocks Aang: you don't understand. i have to do this Katara: *sigh* follow me *pops in DVD* Katara: i want you to see what you up against *tape starts japaneesse music plays* *a blind swowdsman (toph) comes out with ninjas on a rooftop* Toph: *pulls out a swowd* *ninjas jump of rooftop and run towards toph* *toph slices the ninjas as she goes* toph: *puts a swowd through the abdomen of a ninja and slces up* ninja: *screams in pain as he falls in half* Aang: Holy Sh** Katara: your opponent is the zatoichi. The Blind Swowdsman *as she speaks, toph dodges jabs to herand jumps on a ninja's swowd* her ears give her more information than all her senses put together. if you underestimate her, *toph slices ninja's head* she will kill you. *ninja's head falls off, toph stabs eye of ninja as he screams in pain* |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPmCl__wWs
somebody link this
| segman2008 wrote: |
| Internet dating Sokka: Okay, let's see here username mclovin. oh i already got a result lets see earthwoman2000 Toph: alright username earthwoman200. lets see if my date answered me yet. *not knowing who each other are, they continue to talk over the internet* Aang: whach'ya doing sokka? Sokka: i am about to confirm my my date at the jasmine dragon with earthwoman200 Aang: sounds cool. *goes into Toph's room.* Toph: hey aang. i got myself a date tonight Mclovin Aang: whats your username? Toph: earthwoman200 Aang: *stiffles but then bursts out laghing* Toph: what? Aang: Toph: Aang: we're even |
fix'd
*sokka and aang at school.*
Aang: man that was a hard test.
Sokka:i know. man look at all these girls. they don't dress pretty.
Aang:get over it.
Sokka:no i mean it. i mean look at her, but over there is a good one. she's hot. she's cool. she's.......
Aang: SHE'S YOUR SISTER.
Sokka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
| terminatorSSF wrote: |
*sokka and aang at school.* Aang: man that was a hard test. Sokka:i know. man look at all these girls. they don't dress pretty. Aang:get over it. Sokka:no i mean it. i mean look at her, Aang: Sokka: |
| kataang_lover wrote: | ||
Isn't that from Fresh Prince? |
| segman2008 wrote: |
Scene from the boondocks Aang: you don't understand. i have to do this Katara: *sigh* follow me *pops in DVD* Katara: i want you to see what you up against *tape starts japaneesse music plays* *a blind swowdsman (toph) comes out with ninjas on a rooftop* Toph: *pulls out a swowd* *ninjas jump of rooftop and run towards toph* *toph slices the ninjas as she goes* toph: *puts a swowd through the abdomen of a ninja and slces up* ninja: *screams in pain as he falls in half* Aang: Holy Sh** Katara: your opponent is the zatoichi. The Blind Swowdsman *as she speaks, toph dodges jabs to herand jumps on a ninja's swowd* her ears give her more information than all her senses put together. if you underestimate her, *toph slices ninja's head* she will kill you. *ninja's head falls off, toph stabs eye of ninja as he screams in pain* |
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| tomtitan wrote: |
| avatar abridged season 2 episode 1. after a 2 day hiatus i have returned! aang: oh great, a flashback episode! flashback aang: oh look a kitty! sokka: aang i don't think that- flashback aang: (glowy) YES. IT. IS! katara: ok aang, you win, it's a kitty! flashback aang: who? whaa? get out of my house! kung-fu action jesus powers, activate! *destroys fire temple* flashback aang impersonating a sailor: wow, i feel really stupid for saying 100 ships was overkill flashback koizilla aang: and you should! aang: whoah! i gotta cut back on those shrooms! katara: what was the dream about? aang: i dreamt i activated my kung fu action jesus powers, and it was scary! pakku: katara, take this plot solving vial of water. katara: but...this plot can't be resolved with water! pakku: i know, you'll have to wait until the very end of season 2 for it to be useful. katara: fine! pakku: aang, take these scrolls. aang: but i want you to teach me! pakku: tough! sokka: do i get anything? pakku: no, because of you the princess of the northern tribe is dead. sokka: oookay! iroh: (being massaged) ahh yeah, zats ze stuff! don't be afraid to go right into the muscles! zuko: (whiny emo rant) iroh: oy vey enough viv ze emo stuff already! sheesh yer such a noodnik! zuko: whinywhinewhinyscarwhinywhinywhniebansihment whinywhinewhineanniversarywhinewhinywhinedaddy'slove! azula: (darth vader-like voice) my brother and uncle are traitors to the fire nation, if you hesitate to kill them (deep vader breath) i will kill you. captain: umm..ahem..um..princess azula? azula: what is it mortal? captain: umm..well..i feel i've worked very hard and..umm.. azula: spit it out! captain: my son is graduating and i really need the money and can i have a raise? azula: (takes vader breath) your death shall be a slow and painful and extremely unpleasant experience, then, after you have died and all of the pain is gone, i will convince my old friend satan to make your suffering in hell extremely... bad.... (vader breath) captain: o shi-! general fong: greetings avatar aang and his friends whose names i.. do not know, welcome to my base! i am definitely not a villain! katara: wow i totally believe him! aang: he can't be a villain! general fong: well now that the introductions are over, let's force aang to activate his kung fu action jesus powers so that he can go now to kill the firelord! aang: but it's only the beginning of season 2! i can't face ozai until mid season 3! and even then i'm bound to fail! fong: i don't care! i hate this show! if it wasn't for this stupid contract i could've been in my own sitcom, fong and feng! *cue theme music* it's the fong and feng show! fong: long feng, did you brainwash my girlfriend into going out with you? long feng: (russian accent) why yes, yes i did! *canned laughter* *end music* fong: as you can see, we already had the pilot episode! but noo! i had this stupid contract! so i'm ending the show in this episode! mwahahaha!....did i mention i'm not a villain? lo: you'd better get the technique right! li: or we'll mentally scar you! azula: (breath) i'm the only one who does the scarring here! so watch this! *does lightning* how was that? lo: well you could've do- li: it was perfect! (to lo) do you have a deathwish? no one messes with azula! lo: brilliant! azula: that's what i thought you said! aang: fong, your sob story really touched me, i will help you make fong and feng a reality, i will activate my kung fu action jesus powers! fong: excellent! katara: absolutely not aang! my entire future career depends on this show! sokka: but me and aang already have people wanting to make a sitcom with us! it's called 'avatar in the city'! katara: why did no one tell me? aang: they didn't want you in the show, sorry! katara: i hate you all! i'll never talk to you again this scene! iroh: zuko, vat vere you thinking? we can't take these shells? vere fugitives now! zuko: but i really really want the shells and i *whiny rant* iroh: alright alright, ve'll take the shells! azula: (breath) no you won't, i will kill you both! zuko: azula! i should've known! iroh: oy vey as if ve didn't have enough problems! azula: anyway, father wants you to return home! zuko: i totally believe you! iroh: (to himself) ya schmock! katara: aang, can we talk? aang's thoughts: oh boy this is it! she's going to tell you how she feels! now don't screw this up lover boy! aang: i understand, voices in my head! katara: fong is obviously a villain! aang's thoughts: false alarm, it's just plot relevant stuff! aang: fong isn't a villain, didn't you hear him, he specifically said that he's not a villain! katara: but he- aang: i don't want to hear any more of this! i'm going to fong now! katara: but i-fine! but i'm not coming! zuko: we're finally going home! iroh: you're such a schmock! how can ya be so freakin retarded? zuko: azula says she's going to let me tend the rabbits! iroh: yer so retarded yer making references to 20th century american literature! oy vey! zuko: well fine, don't tend the rabbits then! iroh: you do know how of mice and men ends right? aang: no! more flashbacks! flashback aang: kung fu action jesus powers activate! *smashes aang* aang: no! *wakes up* sokka: go to sleep! aang: i can't do it, i can't activate my kung fu action jesus powers! iroh: zuko! don't leave! it's a trap! *ackbar sings the trap rap* zuko: i don't care about you or your star wars references, i only care about my 20th century american literature references! iroh: i don't know why i bother! *follows* aang: so you see fong, i really like avatar the last airbender, so it can't end now, fong and feng will have to wait! fong: i see, guards, attack him! aang: what is the meaning of this? fong: i am a villain! mwahahaha! aang: whoah, super special awesome plot twist! fong: men, attack! guard: yes sir! fong: now, use your kung fu action jesus powers! use it and end this show! aang: never! *dodges flying disks* azula: (breath) welcome zuko and iroh....to your doom! mwahaha! ackbar: it's a trap! azula: silence ackbar! there's only room for one star wars reference in this episode! zuko: oh no! it's a trap! iroh: *facepalm* katara: aang, see? i told you fong was a villain! aang: less talking, more running! katara: oh no! i can't run! fong: avatar, i have your girlfriend! now what will you do? aang's thoughts: whatever you do, don't go glowy! aang: kung-fu action jesus powers, activate! aang's thoughts: if i had a face and a palm i would so be facepalming right now! fong: yes, finally! zuko: die azula die! azula: foolish child, you cannot harm me, i'm darth azula b***h! zuko: i'll try! iroh: zuko! *kicks azula off ship* let's go! zuko: but uncle he was mine whine whine whine *they leave* fong: yes aang, it worked! roku: who? whaa? why do you keep doing this? can't you leave me alone? aang: no! roku: if i tell you dome plot relevant stuff, will you leave? aang: sure! roku: if you die when you're glowing, there will be no more avatars, now go! aang: ok! *glowy aang slams the ground, owning everyone* aang: did i save you katara? katara: actually, he let me go! aang: ok! sokka: take this! *slams fong* now avatar the last airbender shall continue! aang: yay! guard: wer'esorry for attacking you, but you'll still have to pay for damages! sokka: quick! to appa! aang: (on appa) later suckers! to omashu! guard: darn it! end. fong: yes! i'm dead, now i can be in my sitcom with long feng! long feng: not quite! in about 13 episodes i'll be a main antagonist! fong: nooooooo!!!!!! |
