"Avatar.....in 5 second, unless you read really slowly."

Sokka: Friendly Mushroom!
Aang: Your insane aren't you?
Katara: I'm fun, see, fun!
Aang: Master Poohead
Sokka: Water Tribe.
Aang: *remix* Master...Master Poo head, head, head, head.
*10 face palm scenes*

The End!

*secret 1 second kataang kiss*

The Random Annoying Zutarian: There ya happy?
Mailman: This letters for you, you've been banned from the zutura gaang.
The Random Annoying No-Longer a Part of Zutara Dude: WTH? WHY? AND WHY IS MY NAME SO LONG?
Mailman: I don't know.
TRANLAPOZD (See name above): Why do we have a gaang anyway? I thought we were all just united shippers.
Mailman: Now, there are shippers with clubs.
Bouncer for Kataang Club: This is a members only club. No strangers allowed.
Nick President: But I'm the one keeping avatar on the air.
Bouncer: Sorry.
Nick President: That's it, Since I can't get in, I'm gonna act like a Kid who's a brat and not show a new episode of avatar on TV again. Spongebob it is!
TRANLAPOZD: Sigh.... And Would you change my name blooper writer.
*His name will now be Tranlapozd*
TRANLAPOZD: WHY I OUGHT TO... *censored*

now abridged fortuneteller! don't forget, abridged voices! it's not funny if zuko isn't whiny! (ok i know zuko's not in this one but my point still stands)

katara: *sparkles appear around her, you know the scene* hey aang, what do you think of my new look?
aang: hummanahummanahummanahummana....
sokka: oh no, this can only mean one thing, this is a shipping episode! NOOOO!!!!!!!111one
*opening credits play*

*in the fortuneteller's town*
katara: that guy told us to go into that old lady's house and stay alone with her for an hour or so in her room!
aang: what could possibly go wrong?
sokka: the shippers...they're everywhere, shippers...SHIPPERS!!!
aunt wu: i'll read your fortune little girl, i'm a fortuneteller, that's what we do!
katara: ok!
aang: hey sokka, i'm going to stalk your sister now, is that okay?
sokka: shippers? where? stay away from me! aaaaaah!
*scene where aang is listening to katara getting her fortune*
wu: ...and you will marry a very powerful bender!
katara: wow, it's like getting spoilers for the rest of my life!
aang: aww man, i'm not a great bender..
aang's thoughts: (it has a 30s gangster accent) hold on...you're the avatar right?
aang: right!
aang's thoughts: and avatars are powerful benders right?
aang: i don't see where you're going with this.
aang's thoughts: quiet you, can't you see, you're the powerful bender!
aang: ZOMG! you're right! thankyou!
katara: who are you talking to?
aang: no one why?
katara: no reason.
sokka: so let me get this straight, that old woman actually gives you spoilers for the rest of your life? it must be real!
wu: you will be miserable for your whole life.
sokka: this whole fortunetelling thing is bogus!
aang: well i want spoilers for my life!
wu: You will be involved in a great battle; an awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil, a battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
aang: wow, it's like i'm clicking a spoiler tab whose contents hold my entire future... oh look a duck!

aunt wu: it's time for the annual spoiler tab lifting! now we shall see if the volcano will erupt!
villagers: yay!
wu: oh great spoiler tab in the sky, reveal thy contents to me!
*awkward silence*
wu: there will be no eruption, the spoiler tab has spoken.
aang: hey katara, if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put the chinese symbol for 'you' an the chinese symbol for 'i' together!
katara: whaa?
sokka: aang, please! you call those pick-up lines? here let me teach you!
aang: but i thought you hated shipping!
sokka: well since we're stuck in this episode anyway.. anyway, here's one, 'it's good you're a waterbender, because you're smokin' hot!'
aang: that one's great! i'll try that!
*aang runs off*
sokka: hehe, sucker!

aang: hey katara, it's a good thing you're a waterbender, because you're smokin' hot!
katara: uh! how dare you!
aang: darn it!
guy in background: ...because you're smokin' hot!
woman in background: how dare you!
guy: wait, i have a flower!
woman: a flower? i love you!
aang's thoughts: you thinking what i'm thinking?
aang: no what?
aang's thoughts: duh! get a flower for katara!
aang: how will that help?
aang's thoughts: that's it, i'm poking your brain!
aang: ow! wait! stop! ok fine i'll get the flower!

sokka: remind me why we're getting a flower from a volcano.
aang: because teh voices in my head told me to.
sokka: oooooookaaay...
aang: ok i have the flower, let's go!
sokka: aren't you concerned about the volcano's imminent eruption?
aang: whaa?

aang: hey katara, i got you a flower!
katara: so?
aang's thoughts: curses, foiled again!
sokka: (unenthusiastically) oh look, the volcano's erupting.
aang: i'll use my great bending to stop it!
*super special awesome bending sequence*
aang: hey katara, guess what? i'm a great bender!
katara: sorry what was that?
aang: didn't you see me save the entire town with my great bending?
katara: nope! i was distracted by that duck!
*close up of duck from earlier in the episode*
aang's thoughts: curses, foiled again!
aang: quite you!

I've been following these bloopers for ages, I'm a big fan of the avatar abridged series bloobers. Keep em coming!!

try this link... pretend "dead, because I killed" it is zuko, bobby is mai, the nerd is Aang, the camera person is katara, and the person who beats the nerd up is sokka


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU

Try this one! The nerd is still Aang, the gangster who beats up the nerd is Sokka, the camera person is ozai, the one in green(can't name him though I know who he is)is Sokka, and mike is Iroh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ

I guess I'll start a series where Aang annoys everyone in avatar Starting with Sokka!!

Aang: Hey Sokka... whatcha doing?

Sokka: Going on a date with Suki

Aang: Why?

Sokka: Cause she's my girlfriend

Aang: Why?

Sokka: Because we love each other (getting annoyed)
Aang: Why?
Sokka: to H3LL with you!!!
Aang: .........Why?

That's funny!
Aang:Hey Zuko why is that scar on your face?
Zuko: Because my father gave it to me.
Aang: Why?
Zuko: Becuase I talked out of turn when I was younger
Aang: Why?
Zuko: Becuase I disagreed with something
Aang: Why?
Zuko: Because it wasn't right
Aang: Why?
Zuko: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS BEORE I SHOVE A PUMPKIN BALL UP YOUR A**!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: All you had to do was say stop dude..... you have anger management issues.
Zuko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (attacks Aang with major firebending)
AangBurnt to a crisp) Why did you do that?

"Aangfeld Part 2"

*seinfeld music*

Aang: OMG....what happened here.
Landlord: Well, I just want to say, this was not my intention...
Aang: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!?
Landlord: Just imagine it as a chocolate wonder land!
*laughter*
*appa growling sorry*
*laughter*
Landlord: See, I kinda wanted you to realise why having no control over animals is a bad thing, so I gave them...
Aang: What? What did you give them?
Landlord: Laxitives.
*laughter*
Aang: I'm gonna give you 30 seconds, before I go into the avatar state, and then force you to eat all this chocolate.
*laughter*
Landlord: See Ya! *runs*
*aang shakes his head*
*sokka comes in to aang's apartment*
Sokka: Hey, can I borrow some cash to get sukki.... aang, is that...
Aang: No, it's chocolate, you buffoon. *laughter*, What do you think it was?
Sokka: Laxitives?
Aang: Laxitves.
Sokka: Well that stinks.... Hey, can I borrow $50?
*aang stares at sokka* *laughter* *seinfeld music*
*at the jasmine dragon*
Iroh: Hey zuko, you got some mail today.
Zuko: YES! My emo of the month magazine finnaly arrived!
*laughter*
Iroh: Err...zuko.
Zuko: No... Don't tell me...
Iroh: Guess who won again...
Zuko: *reading* What? I got beat by spongebob again?
*laughter*
Iroh: Now, calm down it's not that bad.
Zuko: It's terrible!
Iroh: Wow, you want to be more emo than spongebob. Do you know how stupid that is?
Zuko: I must go on a quest to kill spongebob, and spend my whole life doing it, so that I may be this months winner! *runs out of the store*
*laughter*
Katara: And yet, people want me to get together with him.
Mai: At least you have options...
*laughter*
*seinfield music*