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    CorpseVendor

    [4062]Jul 23, 2008
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    Toph: Wait, does anyone else notice that Momo is missing as well?

    Sokka: Oh no, I knew it was only a matter of time! *Open Appa's mouth* APPA ATE MOMO! Momo, I'm coming for ya buddy!

    Katara: Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.

    Sokka: Thats what he wants you to think! *climbs into his mouth*

    Zuko: Sokka, get out of the bison's mouth.

    Sokka: ...

    Zuko: ...Sokka?

    Appa: ...

    Sokka: I...I can't get out! Appa! Open up!

    (everyone starts laughing hard)

    Sokka: Gah! Appa let me out! Your breath stinks!

    Director: CUT! Can someone get Sokka out of Appa's mouth please, while we still have daylight!

    (Everyone is still laughing while the stage crew struggles to open Appa's mouth)

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    Spacerac

    [4063]Jul 23, 2008
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    ^Win.
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    CorpseVendor

    [4064]Jul 23, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    ^Win.


    Whoo! lolz
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    oddlover

    [4065]Jul 24, 2008
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    crazy17 wrote:
    ^OMG I know! He's so naive!

    Ozai: *to Zuko* Why are you really here?
    Zuko: Because you're going to tell me something. *leans closer to Ozai* Where...is...the bomb?

    HAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't resist! XD Whoever gets the reference gets a plate of cookies!


    hahahaha im laughing my fvckin ass off
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    oddlover

    [4066]Jul 24, 2008
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    CorpseVendor wrote:

    Toph: Wait, does anyone else notice that Momo is missing as well?

    Sokka: Oh no, I knew it was only a matter of time! *Open Appa's mouth* APPA ATE MOMO! Momo, I'm coming for ya buddy!

    Katara: Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.

    Sokka: Thats what he wants you to think! *climbs into his mouth*

    Zuko: Sokka, get out of the bison's mouth.

    Sokka: ...

    Zuko: ...Sokka?

    Appa: ...

    Sokka: I...I can't get out! Appa! Open up!

    (everyone starts laughing hard)

    Sokka: Gah! Appa let me out! Your breath stinks!

    Director: CUT! Can someone get Sokka out of Appa's mouth please, while we still have daylight!

    (Everyone is still laughing while the stage crew struggles to open Appa's mouth)



    no i was wrong this is the funniest one yet
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    terminatorSSF

    [4067]Jul 25, 2008
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    *Aang is in the studio*

    Aang: *looks around then eats meat* My precious, my precious.

    *door opens and Katara comes in*

    Aang: Huh. *hides*

    Katara: Uh.. Aang, are you eating meat?

    Aang: I can explain .... the director put it in my mouth

    Director: hey!!

    Aang: But i'm hungry!

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    segman2008

    [4068]Jul 25, 2008
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    terminatorSSF wrote:

    *Aang is in the studio*

    Aang: *looks around then eats meat* My precious, my precious.

    *door opens and Katara comes in*

    Aang: Huh. *hides*

    Katara: Uh.. Aang, are you eating meat?

    Aang: I can explain .... the director put it in my mouth

    Director: hey!!

    Aang: But i'm hungry!

    That is just screwed up.

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    mark426

    [4069]Jul 25, 2008
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    Okay, here's one from Avatar Roku:

    Zhao: What a moving and heartfelt performance.
    Fire Sage: You really think so?
    Zhao: Completely. That was a great speech.
    Director: Uh, Zhao, that's not yo-
    Zhao: Shut up, this is my time. Hey, soldiers, let him go. He's gonna re-write the Gettysburg adress for me.
    (Katara and Sokka watched, amazed, as Zhao and the Fire Sage walk of the set)
    Sokka: Well. That's gonna make our day a whole lot easier.
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    segman2008

    [4070]Jul 25, 2008
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    Ozai: okay avatar, yyou and me, one on one, let's go

    Aang: *slaps him on the sholder*

    Ozai: ow. OW. *cries uncontrollably and runs off*

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    raiandangel4eva

    [4071]Jul 25, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:

    Ozai: okay avatar, yyou and me, one on one, let's go

    Aang: *slaps him on the sholder*

    Ozai: ow. OW. *cries uncontrollably and runs off*



    ozai is such a wimp in this one
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    Falcondude123

    [4072]Jul 25, 2008
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    The REAL ENDING:

    Aang: Firelord Ozai, I have you pinned to the ground with my super avatar state hovering over you ready to kill you and end this war once and for all!

    Ozai: ...but, but, but, but-

    Aang: SILENCE!! I need to contemplate what my past lives said versus what that unexpected-plot-device-lion-turtle-island-thing said and come to the best final conclusion! I need to think about this!!

    Ozai: ...but I-

    Aang: I SAID SILENCE!!!

    Ozai: ...but it's important!!

    Aang: WHAT IS IT?!?!?

    Ozai: ...I need to use the bathroom.

    Aang: ...0_0

    Ozai: ...o_o

    Aang: *does some unique, never-before-seen waterbending* THERE!!! IS THAT BETTER!???!

    Ozai: ...0o0...*faints*

    Sokka: Hey, Aang! Wow! That was amazing! How did you defeat him?

    Aang: I took his waterbending away.

    Sokka&Suki&Toph: ...0o0...*faint*

    Aang: *sigh*... an Avatar's work is never done...*continues unique waterbending*
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    avataraang113

    [4073]Jul 25, 2008
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    The REAL ENDING: Aang: Firelord Ozai, I have you pinned to the ground with my super avatar state hovering over you ready to kill you and end this war once and for all! Ozai: ...but, but, but, but- Aang: SILENCE!! I need to contemplate what my past lives said versus what that unexpected-plot-device-lion-turtle-island-thing said and come to the best final conclusion! I need to think about this!! Ozai: ...but I- Aang: I SAID SILENCE!!! Ozai: ...but it's important!! Aang: WHAT IS IT?!?!? Ozai: ...I need to use the bathroom. Aang: ...0_0 Ozai: ...o_o Aang: *does some unique, never-before-seen waterbending* THERE!!! IS THAT BETTER!???! Ozai: ...0o0...*faints* Sokka: Hey, Aang! Wow! That was amazing! How did you defeat him? Aang: I took his waterbending away. Sokka&Suki&Toph: ...0o0...*faint* Aang: *sigh*... an Avatar's work is never done...*continues unique waterbending*

    that oesnt make sense...im sorry...wats with the waterbending???? ozai doesnt waterbend.....if you did that on purpose...its unfortunately not funny...sorry

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    avataraang113

    [4074]Jul 25, 2008
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    The REAL ENDING: Aang: Firelord Ozai, I have you pinned to the ground with my super avatar state hovering over you ready to kill you and end this war once and for all! Ozai: ...but, but, but, but- Aang: SILENCE!! I need to contemplate what my past lives said versus what that unexpected-plot-device-lion-turtle-island-thing said and come to the best final conclusion! I need to think about this!! Ozai: ...but I- Aang: I SAID SILENCE!!! Ozai: ...but it's important!! Aang: WHAT IS IT?!?!? Ozai: ...I need to use the bathroom. Aang: ...0_0 Ozai: ...o_o Aang: *does some unique, never-before-seen waterbending* THERE!!! IS THAT BETTER!???! Ozai: ...0o0...*faints* Sokka: Hey, Aang! Wow! That was amazing! How did you defeat him? Aang: I took his waterbending away. Sokka&Suki&Toph: ...0o0...*faint* Aang: *sigh*... an Avatar's work is never done...*continues unique waterbending*

    ok...did you mean waterbending as in pee???? kinda confusing...

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    hi96134520701

    [4075]Jul 27, 2008
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    ardron wrote:

    Zuko: *Creates fire wips and swings them around him hitting himself in the back* Awwwwwwwww!!!!!

    Aang: See Zuko, evil never pays. *Suffers a major heart attack*

    Zuko: *Still in terrible pain laughs histerically*

    Katara: No Aang!!!!

    Director: Nature strikes back.

    Zuko: What will father do when I bring him Aang no that hes dead?

    Azula: Father will eat Aang to have his power.

    Katara: *Stops crying to wip Azula*

    Azula: *Blasts Katara with lightning* Now I can eat you.

    Zuko: This I gotta see. *Hands Azula a knife.....*

    OMG LOL!

    Yay Family Guy!

    Katara: Hi Aang.

    Aang: Oh, Katara hey! Lisiten I hope your feeling alright about that talk yesterday, with us being friends and all.

    Katara: Oh, No, im FINE! Im fine! And, hey I baked u a pie

    Aang: Oh, wow! Whats in here?

    Katara: Well, theres some apples, some cinimioon, and my hair.

    Aang: what? 0_o

    Katara: My hairs in the pie Aang, and now its inside of you. Do you feel me, Aang? Do you feel me inside of you? *walks away*

    0mg 0_o

    Toph: I see ya got some pie, can I have a peice?

    Aang: Uhh.... sure.

    Toph: Hey, can u hand over the khol whip?

    Aang: It's cool whip.

    *they fight about khol and cool*

    Aang: UR EATING HAIR!

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    DanSandwichBoy

    [4076]Jul 28, 2008
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    "The Southern Raiders"

    (Azula appears at the Western Air Temple raid)
    Zuko: What are you doing here?
    Azula: You mean, it isn't obvious yet? I'M ABOUT TO CELEBRATE BEING AN ONLY CHILD! (laughs like the Mark Hamill Joker)
    Zuko: (to himself) Yep, that's one sure sign your sister's completely off her rocker; when she laughs like a homicidal clown.

    (Azula and Zuko fall of the airship, but the GAang catches Zuko)
    Zuko: She's not gonna make it. (Azula tries to propell herself to safety but misses and falls into the abyss) Wow, I was right.
    Director: Cut! Go unfreeze one of her clones.

    Sokka: (raises glass) To Zuko. Who knew after all those times he tried to snuff us out, today he'd be our hero?
    Gaang except Zuko and Katara: (toast to him) Here here!
    Zuko: I'm touched. I don't deserve this.
    Katara: (crossly) Yeah. No kidding. (walks away)
    Sokka: What's with her?
    Zuko: The Zutarians have been extra tough on us, and Katara's taking it out on me.

    Sokka: (suggestively) Well, hellooo... (turns around and sees Zuko)
    Zuko: (disturbed) Tell me this wasn't in the script.
    Director: It is now.

    Aang: Katara, you sound like Jet.
    Katara: This is different. Jet attacked the innocent; this man is a monster.
    Sokka: Katara, this was my mother too, but I think Aang might be right.
    Katara: Then you didn't love her the way I did!
    Sokka:
    Katara: Sokka!
    Sokka:
    Katara: Sokka?
    Sokka:
    Katara: (hugs) There, there. I'm sorry. That was mean of me.

    Sokka: You know, you're pretty wise for a kid.
    Aang: Thanks, Sokka.
    Sokka: Usually it's pretty annoying, but right now, I'm impressed.
    Aang: (_(* I appreciate that.
    Sokka: So... can I borrow Momo for a week?
    Aang: Why do you need Momo?
    Sokka: Poker night. He's my good luck charm.
    Aang: You mean, you get him to spy on the others' decks for you.
    Sokka: 9_9; I never said that.

    (Katara waterbends the recordkeeper's ink onto his map, but she overshoots and stains the recordkeeper's shirt)
    Recordkeeper: Aww... that was my best shirt!

    Zuko: (wakes up Katara and hands her a telescope) There. See those sea raven flags? That's the Southern Raiders.
    Katara: Let's Bloo this!
    Zuko: ._.; Have you been watching Foster's again?
    Katara: Sorry.

    Zuko: Don't lie! You look her in the eye and you tell me you don't remember what you did!
    Katara: (bloodbends the SR leader into a position where she can look him in the eyes, stares intently into them... and then busts up laughing) I'm sorry! Let me try that again!

    Yon Rha: I did a bad thing, I know I did. And you deserve revenge. So why don't you take my mother? That would be fair.
    Mrs. Rha: (appears from behind) WHAT!? You were going to hand me over to save your worthless life!? (starts whacking him with a stick) I always knew raising you was a waste of my time!
    Zuko: Wow. No wonder he grew to be so messed up.

    (sorry if that one offended anyone...)

    "The Ember Island Players"

    Katara actor: An Airbender! I'm so full of hope, it's making me tearbend!
    Sokka actor: And my stomach so empty, it's making me tearbend!
    Zuko: (sotto) And this scene's so pathetic, it's making me tearbend.

    Iroh actor: Zuko, you must try this cake.
    Zuko actor: I don't have time to stuff my face with cake. I must capture the Avatar and reclaim my honor!
    Iroh actor: (yittish accent) Oy vey! Enough with the emo already!

    Blue Spirit actor: I am the Blue Spirit, scourge of the Fire Nation, here to save the Avatar!
    (after a fight between the Blue Spirit and Zuko actors with pathetically fake fire, Aang actor jumps lovingly onto the Blue Spirit actor)
    Aang actor: My hero!
    Zukaanger: (jumps out of the audience) Proof! Zukaang is real!
    Director: CUT! Who let that nutcase on the set!?

    Zuko actor: Wait! I thought you were the Avatar's girl!
    Katara actor: The Avatar? Why, he's like a little brother to me! I certainly don't think of him in a romantic sort of way!
    Zutarian: (jumps out of the audience) Aha! Kataangers, eat your heart out!
    Director: Grrr... THAT'S IT! Throw all the shippers out of here!

    Finale bloopers will come later.

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    readapost

    [4077]Jul 28, 2008
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    DanSandwichBoy wrote:

    "The Southern Raiders"

    (Azula appears at the Western Air Temple raid)
    Zuko: What are you doing here?
    Azula: You mean, it isn't obvious yet? I'M ABOUT TO CELEBRATE BEING AN ONLY CHILD! (laughs like the Mark Hamill Joker)
    Zuko: (to himself) Yep, that's one sure sign your sister's completely off her rocker; when she laughs like a homicidal clown.

    (Azula and Zuko fall of the airship, but the GAang catches Zuko)
    Zuko: She's not gonna make it. (Azula tries to propell herself to safety but misses and falls into the abyss) Wow, I was right.
    Director: Cut! Go unfreeze one of her clones.

    Sokka: (raises glass) To Zuko. Who knew after all those times he tried to snuff us out, today he'd be our hero?
    Gaang except Zuko and Katara: (toast to him) Here here!
    Zuko: I'm touched. I don't deserve this.
    Katara: (crossly) Yeah. No kidding. (walks away)
    Sokka: What's with her?
    Zuko: The Zutarians have been extra tough on us, and Katara's taking it out on me.

    Sokka: (suggestively) Well, hellooo... (turns around and sees Zuko)
    Zuko: (disturbed) Tell me this wasn't in the script.
    Director: It is now.

    Aang: Katara, you sound like Jet.
    Katara: This is different. Jet attacked the innocent; this man is a monster.
    Sokka: Katara, this was my mother too, but I think Aang might be right.
    Katara: Then you didn't love her the way I did!
    Sokka:
    Katara: Sokka!
    Sokka:
    Katara: Sokka?
    Sokka:
    Katara: (hugs) There, there. I'm sorry. That was mean of me.

    Sokka: You know, you're pretty wise for a kid.
    Aang: Thanks, Sokka.
    Sokka: Usually it's pretty annoying, but right now, I'm impressed.
    Aang: (_(* I appreciate that.
    Sokka: So... can I borrow Momo for a week?
    Aang: Why do you need Momo?
    Sokka: Poker night. He's my good luck charm.
    Aang: You mean, you get him to spy on the others' decks for you.
    Sokka: 9_9; I never said that.

    (Katara waterbends the recordkeeper's ink onto his map, but she overshoots and stains the recordkeeper's shirt)
    Recordkeeper: Aww... that was my best shirt!

    Zuko: (wakes up Katara and hands her a telescope) There. See those sea raven flags? That's the Southern Raiders.
    Katara: Let's Bloo this!
    Zuko: ._.; Have you been watching Foster's again?
    Katara: Sorry.

    Zuko: Don't lie! You look her in the eye and you tell me you don't remember what you did!
    Katara: (bloodbends the SR leader into a position where she can look him in the eyes, stares intently into them... and then busts up laughing) I'm sorry! Let me try that again!

    Yon Rha: I did a bad thing, I know I did. And you deserve revenge. So why don't you take my mother? That would be fair.
    Mrs. Rha: (appears from behind) WHAT!? You were going to hand me over to save your worthless life!? (starts whacking him with a stick) I always knew raising you was a waste of my time!
    Zuko: Wow. No wonder he grew to be so messed up.

    (sorry if that one offended anyone...)

    "The Ember Island Players"

    Katara actor: An Airbender! I'm so full of hope, it's making me tearbend!
    Sokka actor: And my stomach so empty, it's making me tearbend!
    Zuko: (sotto) And this scene's so pathetic, it's making me tearbend.

    Iroh actor: Zuko, you must try this cake.
    Zuko actor: I don't have time to stuff my face with cake. I must capture the Avatar and reclaim my honor!
    Iroh actor: (yittish accent) Oy vey! Enough with the emo already!

    Blue Spirit actor: I am the Blue Spirit, scourge of the Fire Nation, here to save the Avatar!
    (after a fight between the Blue Spirit and Zuko actors with pathetically fake fire, Aang actor jumps lovingly onto the Blue Spirit actor)
    Aang actor: My hero!
    Zukaanger: (jumps out of the audience) Proof! Zukaang is real!
    Director: CUT! Who let that nutcase on the set!?

    Zuko actor: Wait! I thought you were the Avatar's girl!
    Katara actor: The Avatar? Why, he's like a little brother to me! I certainly don't think of him in a romantic sort of way!
    Zutarian: (jumps out of the audience) Aha! Kataangers, eat your heart out!
    Director: Grrr... THAT'S IT! Throw all the shippers out of here!

    Finale bloopers will come later.

    Good long but good.
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    libraman_92

    [4078]Jul 28, 2008
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    FROM THE BOY IN THE ICEBERG

    Katara and Aang are riding down on penguins.

    Aang: Katara, you comfortable?

    Katara: Why do you ask?

    BACK ON ZUKO'S SHIP

    Zuko: Uncle, I've been wondering...could I rewrite this episode?

    Iroh: Shut your trap and eat some roast duck!

    Zuko: That roast duck is actally frozen eel hound skin!

    Iroh: That would explain the green skin I've been seeing on myself..

    WITH KATARA AND AANG

    Aang's penguin throws Aang off of his back.

    Aang: What the h3ll was that for?

    Katara: C'mon, Aang, remember the Y7 ratings!...

    Penguin: I must say...Avatar Aang, since when did you decide to get on my back? I call this a rape!

    Aang: Shut up, you d**n penguin, Katara isn't supposed to find that out until 1.2!!!

    *REWRITE*

    ZUKO'S SHIP

    Zuko: I get it now. Uncle, steer a course for the South Water Tribe

    Iroh: You nincompoop!

    *REWRITE*

    Zuko: I like pie.

    Iroh gives himself a facepalm.

    PENGUIN SCENE

    Penguin: Avatar, your armpits smell funny. When was the last time you took a bath?

    Aang: 100 years...

    Katara and the penguin step away from Aang.

    *_END_*

    What did you guys think?

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    Falcondude123

    [4079]Jul 28, 2008
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    avataraang113 wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    The REAL ENDING: Aang: Firelord Ozai, I have you pinned to the ground with my super avatar state hovering over you ready to kill you and end this war once and for all! Ozai: ...but, but, but, but- Aang: SILENCE!! I need to contemplate what my past lives said versus what that unexpected-plot-device-lion-turtle-island-thing said and come to the best final conclusion! I need to think about this!! Ozai: ...but I- Aang: I SAID SILENCE!!! Ozai: ...but it's important!! Aang: WHAT IS IT?!?!? Ozai: ...I need to use the bathroom. Aang: ...0_0 Ozai: ...o_o Aang: *does some unique, never-before-seen waterbending* THERE!!! IS THAT BETTER!???! Ozai: ...0o0...*faints* Sokka: Hey, Aang! Wow! That was amazing! How did you defeat him? Aang: I took his waterbending away. Sokka&Suki&Toph: ...0o0...*faint* Aang: *sigh*... an Avatar's work is never done...*continues unique waterbending*

    ok...did you mean waterbending as in pee???? kinda confusing...



    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Yes, it is about pee. Duh!!! LOLOLLOLOLOOLOL!!
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    Falcondude123

    [4080]Jul 28, 2008
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    Bryan: Hey, Mike. Do you ever have second thoughts?

    Mike: (to himself) Oh, boy. Here we go again. (to Bryan) No.

    Bryan: I mean, not about the Avatar universe, but about the shipping part of it. Do you ever have doubts about the final matches we made?

    Mike: No.

    Bryan: Never?

    Mike: Nope. And you shouldn't either. We stayed the course. We didn't mix things up. We had no surprises, no twists that left audience mouths hanging open.

    M. Night Shyamalan: 0_o...well what the crap am I supposed to do, then??
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