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    crazy17

    [4121]Aug 4, 2008
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    I got this from a video on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXt6P7mxIgs

    Zuko: Mai...I think we're finally at the stage in our relationship where...you totally get to ride in my airship.

    Mai: Oh...my God. Are you like, serious? *gasps* I've been waiting for this day ever since I hit puberty!

    Zuko: I know, I know. It's all very exciting. But calm down. I don't want you to urinate on my metal interior.

    Mai: He. Point taken.

    Katara: Oh my gawd! Did he say he's showing her his AIRSHIP? He did! For Zuko, that's like...third base!

    Mai: Zuko, I don't know if I'm ready for this. It's such a big step.

    Zuko: Oh, sure. About joining my sister, you're full stream ahead but when it comes to my sexy @$$ ship, you hesitate? You're a real piece of work, you know that?

    Mai: I totally have a knife in my bag, Zuko. Plus I know where Combustion Man lives. Don't push me.

    Zuko: Okay. Okay. Let's not get crazy here. Mai? I want you yo meet...Mr. Airship.

    Mai: What...is that?

    Zuko: It's-it's...my...airship.

    Mai: That is not an airship, Zuko. That is a war balloon!

    Zuko: o.o What? No, I swear! Maybe we can get all frontal camera angles so no one will notice.

    Mai: That airship does not freaking dazzle me! What happened to all my wet dreams of a Fire Nation empire class airship? What the h*ll are you playing at, Zuko? You've been swinging me along this whole time!

    Zuko: Mai, calm down!

    Mai: I will not freaking calm down! Saying you have a hot airship and you show me THIS? It's the very blackest form of blasphemy! It's OVER!

    Zuko: ...Un-freaking-believeable...

    Sokka: Lose another one, Sexko?

    Zuko: *sigh* Yeah.

    Sokka: Awww. Poor little Prince War Balloon!

    Zuko: Dude...SHUT UP! The War Balloon has feelings, too, all right?!

    Sokka: All right, all right, sorry. Just don't forget to pick the kids up from soccer practice, Mom.

    Zuko: Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGG!
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    raiandangel4eva

    [4122]Aug 5, 2008
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    crazy17 wrote:
    I got this from a video on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXt6P7mxIgs

    Zuko: Mai...I think we're finally at the stage in our relationship where...you totally get to ride in my airship.

    Mai: Oh...my God. Are you like, serious? *gasps* I've been waiting for this day ever since I hit puberty!

    Zuko: I know, I know. It's all very exciting. But calm down. I don't want you to urinate on my metal interior.

    Mai: He. Point taken.

    Katara: Oh my gawd! Did he say he's showing her his AIRSHIP? He did! For Zuko, that's like...third base!

    Mai: Zuko, I don't know if I'm ready for this. It's such a big step.

    Zuko: Oh, sure. About joining my sister, you're full stream ahead but when it comes to my sexy @$$ ship, you hesitate? You're a real piece of work, you know that?

    Mai: I totally have a knife in my bag, Zuko. Plus I know where Combustion Man lives. Don't push me.

    Zuko: Okay. Okay. Let's not get crazy here. Mai? I want you yo meet...Mr. Airship.

    Mai: What...is that?

    Zuko: It's-it's...my...airship.

    Mai: That is not an airship, Zuko. That is a war balloon!

    Zuko: o.o What? No, I swear! Maybe we can get all frontal camera angles so no one will notice.

    Mai: That airship does not freaking dazzle me! What happened to all my wet dreams of a Fire Nation empire class airship? What the h*ll are you playing at, Zuko? You've been swinging me along this whole time!

    Zuko: Mai, calm down!

    Mai: I will not freaking calm down! Saying you have a hot airship and you show me THIS? It's the very blackest form of blasphemy! It's OVER!

    Zuko: ...Un-freaking-believeable...

    Sokka: Lose another one, Sexko?

    Zuko: *sigh* Yeah.

    Sokka: Awww. Poor little Prince War Balloon!

    Zuko: Dude...SHUT UP! The War Balloon has feelings, too, all right?!

    Sokka: All right, all right, sorry. Just don't forget to pick the kids up from soccer practice, Mom.

    Zuko: Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGG!


    .......WHOA
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    readapost

    [4123]Aug 5, 2008
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    Based on a idea from someone on thsi blooper.

    ( After Aang takes his firebanding away)

    Ozai: Im still alive! And I know I can beat you!

    Aang: No your a sissy.

    Ozai: (Pushes Aang off cliff )

    Ozai: Pizza's on me!

    Sokka What about? Zuko and Toph and Katria? They are benders. Ozai: Good point I kill them later.

    Toph: You betryed us.

    Sokka: You took my meat!
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    Falcondude123

    [4124]Aug 5, 2008
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    Iroh: Kids, it's time you all used this series as a platform off of which to launch your careers. For instance, I have used the super-stardom of Avatar: The Last Airbender to launch a country-music career *puts on cowboy hat and lipsyncs to Garth Brooks*

    Zuko: That sounds like a good idea, actually! I'm going to use my newly acquired fanbase to become the new Shia LeBuff and co-star on every-other movie ever made!

    Katara: Hmmm, well I suppose I could follow in the footsteps of Mother Terresa and become an official catholic Saint!

    Aang: But, you're buddhist. We all are.

    Katara: Oh, yeah... Well then I'll just have to go with plan B.

    Aang: What's that?

    Katara: Sue Hannah Montana into the ground.

    Toph: Well I'm gonna go join American Gladiators and push around some ordinary citizens coming on an unordinary competition! I'll get one of those cool nicknames, like, "Titani-ani-mani-ust!"

    Sokka: Hmmm, I guess I'll become a manager of a butcher-shop. Suki: I'm not gonna marry a butcher!

    Sokka: What if I promote you to assistant manager?

    Suki: Okay!!

    Aang: I think I'm just gonna be content with the millions this series has already made me and settle down in a quiet suburb with Tom Hanks as my neighbor.

    Azula: I want to become a heart surgeon!

    Everyone: 0_0

    Azula: What? Jus cuz my character stops a few hearts with electricity doesn't make me a real-life frankenstien! Besides, it's not as wierd as what daddy's gonna pursue!

    Iroh: Yea, what are you gonna do with yourself, Ozai? I mean now that no one ever listens to you and you lost all the power you once had, what's next?

    Ozai: I think I'll grow a beard and preach against the dangers of greenhouse gases!

    Everyone: Okay, now THAT is just wierd...
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    omg350

    [4125]Aug 5, 2008
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    LondonParisNYC wrote:
    omg350 wrote:

    when aang ask's the past avatar's what he should do....

    Aang: what should I do avatar kyoshi?

    Kyoshi: go f*** yourself!

    Hahahaha so much love for you.

    why thank you
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    segman2008

    [4126]Aug 5, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:

    segman2008 wrote:
    Aang and Sokka: part one

    (On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

    Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

    Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

    Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

    Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

    Sokka: well see what i got here *puts together a device* Sokka: Aang, i'd like to introduce a little invention of mine, the smokeless bong. While you were doing Avatar jobs, i was making something. You see it works just like a regular bong except i put a little fan in here tht make any fume come out here smell like lysol.

    Aang: put it away.

    Sokka: come on Aang

    Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

    Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

    part two coming soon

    Aang and Sokka part two.

    Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

    Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

    Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

    Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    *bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

    Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

    *everybody panics*

    Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

    Aang and Sokka:

    Part three to come soon.

    Aang and Sokka part three

    *in a interagation room*

    Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

    *Agent Combustion Man comes in*

    CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

    Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

    CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

    * @ the boiling rock *

    Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

    Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

    Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

    Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

    * ostrichorse craps on pillow *

    Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

    Part four to come soon

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    raiandangel4eva

    [4127]Aug 6, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:
    segman2008 wrote:

    segman2008 wrote:
    Aang and Sokka: part one

    (On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

    Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

    Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

    Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

    Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

    Sokka: well see what i got here *puts together a device* Sokka: Aang, i'd like to introduce a little invention of mine, the smokeless bong. While you were doing Avatar jobs, i was making something. You see it works just like a regular bong except i put a little fan in here tht make any fume come out here smell like lysol.

    Aang: put it away.

    Sokka: come on Aang

    Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

    Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

    part two coming soon

    Aang and Sokka part two.

    Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

    Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

    Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

    Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    *bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

    Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

    *everybody panics*

    Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

    Aang and Sokka:

    Part three to come soon.

    Aang and Sokka part three

    *in a interagation room*

    Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

    *Agent Combustion Man comes in*

    CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

    Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

    CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

    * @ the boiling rock *

    Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

    Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

    Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

    Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

    * ostrichorse craps on pillow *

    Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

    Part four to come soon

    lol hurry i want to know what happens next
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    LondonParisNYC

    [4128]Aug 6, 2008
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    Before they got on the plane

    *everyone's baked*

    Sokka: You see that candystand over there, i could eat everything, everrrrrying

    Katara: I feel like my arms are, they're falling off, someone quickly, get some, get some tape or something

    Sokka: *face full of candy* my insides are made of rainbows!

    Zuko: oh my god, everything Iroh said to me finally makes sense!

    Edited on 08/06/2008 2:37pm
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    segman2008

    [4129]Aug 6, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:
    segman2008 wrote:

    segman2008 wrote:
    Aang and Sokka: part one

    (On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

    Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

    Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

    Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

    Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

    Sokka: well see what i got here *puts together a device* Sokka: Aang, i'd like to introduce a little invention of mine, the smokeless bong. While you were doing Avatar jobs, i was making something. You see it works just like a regular bong except i put a little fan in here tht make any fume come out here smell like lysol.

    Aang: put it away.

    Sokka: come on Aang

    Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

    Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

    part two coming soon

    Aang and Sokka part two.

    Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

    Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

    Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

    Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    *bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

    Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

    *everybody panics*

    Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

    Aang and Sokka:

    Part three to come soon.

    Aang and Sokka part three

    *in a interagation room*

    Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

    *Agent Combustion Man comes in*

    CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

    Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

    CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

    * @ the boiling rock *

    Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

    Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

    Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

    Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

    * ostrichorse craps on pillow *

    Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

    Part four to come soon

    Aang and Sokka Part four

    Sokka: so what are you guys in for

    Azula: *in other cell* for giving the earth kingdom a taste of it's own medicine

    Aang: so you guys are real terrorists?

    Azula: some call us terrorists, but ohers call us heroes.

    Sokka: F*ck that it's people like you we're even in this place.

    Zhao: well mabye if your country stopped eating doughnuts and see what their people are doing to this world, people like us wouldn't exist!

    Sokka: F*ck you doughnuts are awesome

    Azula: oh. you like doughnuts. well wait 'till you see what they make you eat here.

    Aang: what?

    Zhao: ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich?

    Aang: no

    Azula: *hears guard coming in* well your about to find out...

    Part five to come soon

    Edited on 08/07/2008 8:00am
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    kataang_lover

    [4130]Aug 6, 2008
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    Ok I got one!!!!!!!!

    Toph: (alone Iroh because Kataang, Sukka, and Maiko are all on dates at Iroh's tea shop) Hm... I know how I can pass the time... (Goes to the tea shop without being caught) Camcorders-Never leave home without them. (Starts filming Mai and Zuko)
    Mai: So who's my Zuki-Wuki?
    Zuko: Mai! Stop it!
    Mai: Aww, does Zuki-Wuki not want to do this anymore?
    Zuko: Mai!!! When I said I wanted you to express yourself more, I didn't want you treating me like a baby!
    Mai: Fine... Wanna make out?
    Zuko: Ok... lets go outside.... where its dark....
    Mai: Sounds perfect! (she leaves with Zuko)
    Toph: That was juicy! Ok, Now Suki and Sokka...
    Suki: ...and that time you with Aang AND Katara AND Toph AND??Zuko AND??Iroh got taken down by one firebender...
    Sokka: Azula? Oh, yeah, like you with all the Kyoshi Warriors have never lost to her!
    Suki: Well, O tough one, she also had Mai and Ty Lee with her. You guys only had Azula and you lost! That is just sad!
    Sokka: AWWW!!!! Do you always have to make me seem like moron?
    Suki: When it suits me. (she winks at Toph)
    Toph: Wow... (Toph mouths "thank you" to Suki, Suki nods. Sokka is confused with his little brain.) Now.... Aang and Katara....
    (They are kissing like crazy)
    Toph: (after puking) Man... Zuko and Mai were at least kind enough to step outside first! And they're in a wood bathroom... Wow.... That's a long line....

    Part two coming up!!!!!!!!!!
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    bunibender

    [4131]Aug 6, 2008
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    kataang_lover wrote:
    Ok I got one!!!!!!!!

    Toph: (alone Iroh because Kataang, Sukka, and Maiko are all on dates at Iroh's tea shop) Hm... I know how I can pass the time... (Goes to the tea shop without being caught) Camcorders-Never leave home without them. (Starts filming Mai and Zuko)
    Mai: So who's my Zuki-Wuki?
    Zuko: Mai! Stop it!
    Mai: Aww, does Zuki-Wuki not want to do this anymore?
    Zuko: Mai!!! When I said I wanted you to express yourself more, I didn't want you treating me like a baby!
    Mai: Fine... Wanna make out?
    Zuko: Ok... lets go outside.... where its dark....
    Mai: Sounds perfect! (she leaves with Zuko)
    Toph: That was juicy! Ok, Now Suki and Sokka...
    Suki: ...and that time you with Aang AND Katara AND Toph AND Zuko AND Iroh got taken down by one firebender...
    Sokka: Azula? Oh, yeah, like you with all the Kyoshi Warriors have never lost to her!
    Suki: Well, O tough one, she also had Mai and Ty Lee with her. You guys only had Azula and you lost! That is just sad!
    Sokka: AWWW!!!! Do you always have to make me seem like moron?
    Suki: When it suits me. (she winks at Toph)
    Toph: Wow... (Toph mouths "thank you" to Suki, Suki nods. Sokka is confused with his little brain.) Now.... Aang and Katara....
    (They are kissing like crazy)
    Toph: (after puking) Man... Zuko and Mai were at least kind enough to step outside first! And they're in a wood bathroom... Wow.... That's a long line....

    Part two coming up!!!!!!!!!!
    can toph magically see?
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    kataang_lover

    [4132]Aug 6, 2008
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    yeah......I think she got some spirit water or something....BUT SHE CAN SEE!!!!!

    Toph: Lets go back to Suki and Sokka

    Suki: I didn't think you were that stupid!

    Sokka: (whining) you forced me Suki... (he goes to the bathroom holding a cactus)

    Suki: (whispering so only Toph can hear) What do you plan to do with this?

    Toph: Put it on the internet and make everyone look like an idiot.

    Suki: (threateningly) What?

    Toph: Fine, almost everyone.

    Suki: That's more like it.

    Toph: I'm gonna get to Katara and Aang. They stopped kissing.

    Suki: Ok. When you get back I'll make Sokka act like a dope again.

    Toph: Thanks. (starts filming Katara and Aang)

    Katara: We can tell each other anything now, right?

    Aang: Oh, um, okay. Remember that daydream I had the before the eclipse, the one that I said was about living underwater?

    Katara: Yeah?

    Aang: Uh... I sorta dreamed I kissed you and called you my forever girl.

    Katara: Oh, that is so sweet! (she starts kissing him again)

    Toph: Ok... That's kinda weird... Oh! Zuko and Mai are finally out!

    Zuko: Wow... That was... fun...

    Mai: So? I'm bored now. Wanna go home?

    Zuko: Ok

    Toph: Party poopers. Oh! Sokka's back!

    Sokka: Hey Suki... I made this for you... (holds up a rock with an ugly smiley face carved in it)

    Suki: What is it?

    Sokka: It's you!

    Suki: (bites her lip so she won't laugh) Um, interesting.

    Sokka: Now, do you want to help me drink from this cactus?

    Suki: Ummm, Katara told me not to drink it if you offer.

    Sokka: Come on! I saved it for you! This straw was meant for two!

    Suki: (takes a sip) what can it do? Mmm... That's good.

    Sokka: Ha! It has hallucinogen in it! Soon you'll be hallucinating!

    Suki: Am I hallucinating? No. (takes another sip) Nothing.

    Sokka: What?! Lemme try that! (takes a huge gulp) I'm a fire nation soldier! Take that, innocent airbender! (he swings his arm at Suki. Suki doesn't dodge, Sokka just misses)

    Toph: Why didn't it make you hallucinate?

    Suki: I don't know! (Takes a giant gulp emptying the cactus) Wow, I really got to get this at home sometime!

    Sokka: Sandbending! Quake in fear, sand!

    Suki: Enjoy the hallucinating Sokka.

    Toph: Ok, just let me get Katara and Aang before they leave.

    Katara: (to herself) Oh, wow, I'm so confused...

    Aang: NOOO!!! KATARA DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME!!!

    Katara: What? I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just thinking about some things that happened at the south pole before i met you.

    Aang: Oh, ok. (they leave)

    Toph: Suki, that stuff is supposed to make you loopy!

    Sokka: i'm loopy! I'm loopy!

    Suki: Hey,??Iroh! Do you have any cactuses? Oh, hi Toph. After this cactus, I'll be done.

    Sokka: F is for Friends who do stuff together, U is for U and me! N is for Nywhere and Nytime at all!

    Weird voices from nowhere: Down here in the deep blue sea!

    Toph: I think he got caught in another show. (Suki shrugs)

    Iroh: Ok, I found two in the back.

    Suki: Thanks! Want one, Toph?

    Toph: Sure! I'll put the camcorder next to us, and we can watch Sokka! (they start drinking the cactus and watch Sokka like TV)

    Part 3 coming up!!!!!!!
    Edited on 08/06/2008 10:20pm
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    raiandangel4eva

    [4133]Aug 7, 2008
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    o come on i wanna know hurry hurry please please
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    kataang_lover

    [4134]Aug 7, 2008
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    raiandangel4eva wrote:
    o come on i wanna know hurry hurry please please

    Ok ok........Part Three.....

    Aang, Katara, Sokka, Mai, & Zuko: TOPH!!!
    Toph:?? (in front of TV) Mm? Can you make this quick? I'm watching "Killer Earthbender II: Ending the lives of the Innocent" (Katara turns TV off) KATARA!!!
    Katara: Look Toph, we need to talk. Now!
    Toph: What?
    Zuko: What with the video on Youtube?!
    Toph: (shrugs) Wanted to pass the time and become a Youtube star. Why?
    Mai: Because that was private and you didn't ask our permission!
    Suki: (sipping a cactus) What's going on?
    Sokka: Toph filmed us on our dates!
    Suki: Oh yeah... Good times, right Toph?
    Aang: What? You knew about it?
    Suki: Hey, she promised to make everyone look like an idiot except me.
    Zuko: Well, why didn't tell us?
    Suki: I wanted to see if you were smart enough to figure it out without going online. And you weren't, Zuko, Firelord of the one's who don't use their head!??(Toph gives her a high-5)
    Toph:?? I thought you sucked at nicknames.
    Suki: The cactus is doing good things for me.
    Toph: Wow... You went from sucky at nicknames to bad.
    Suki: What?!
    Sokka: Get her! (everyone charges at Toph)
    Toph: Wuh-oh (she uses the ground to help her run and she darts toward the front door and leaves. Soon enough, the TV,??a DVD player, and??four DVDS, the "Killer Earthbender" trilogy and "Blue Spirit II: Return of the Revenge; With a Vengeance" all follow with Toph) So long, suckers! I'm going to see if Azula wants to watch the movies with me. Yea, we've been best friends since Zuko's coronation!


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    segman2008

    [4135]Aug 7, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:
    segman2008 wrote:
    segman2008 wrote:

    segman2008 wrote:
    Aang and Sokka: part one

    (On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

    Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

    Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

    Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

    Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

    Sokka: well see what i got here *puts together a device* Sokka: Aang, i'd like to introduce a little invention of mine, the smokeless bong. While you were doing Avatar jobs, i was making something. You see it works just like a regular bong except i put a little fan in here tht make any fume come out here smell like lysol.

    Aang: put it away.

    Sokka: come on Aang

    Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

    Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

    part two coming soon

    Aang and Sokka part two.

    Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

    Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

    Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

    Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    *bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

    Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

    *everybody panics*

    Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

    Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

    Aang and Sokka:

    Part three to come soon.

    Aang and Sokka part three

    *in a interagation room*

    Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

    *Agent Combustion Man comes in*

    CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

    Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

    CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

    * @ the boiling rock *

    Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

    Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

    Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

    Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

    * ostrichorse craps on pillow *

    Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

    Part four to come soon

    Aang and Sokka Part four

    Sokka: so what are you guys in for

    Azula: *in other cell* for giving the earth kingdom a taste of it's own medicine

    Aang: so you guys are real terrorists?

    Azula: some call us terrorists, but ohers call us heroes.

    Sokka: F*ck that it's people like you we're even in this place.

    Zhao: well mabye if your country stopped eating doughnuts and see what their people are doing to this world, people like us wouldn't exist!

    Sokka: F*ck you doughnuts are awesome

    Azula: oh. you like doughnuts. well wait 'till you see what they make you eat here.

    Aang: what?

    Zhao: ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich?

    Aang: no

    Azula: *hears guard coming in* well your about to find out...

    Part five to come soon

    Aang and Sokka Part Five

    Azula: ....right about now suckers

    FN guard: okay sandwich time. you know the drill

    Azula: but, but they just go here

    FN guard: oh. Big Bob's taking care of them.

    Azula: Big Bob ?! Hey guys enjoy!

    *guard drops pants*

    Sokka: oh my god ! I've never had to suck a d*ck before. I bet it... sucks di*k

    *guard comes in*

    Aang: please don't be Big Bob.

    Guard: hey boys, i'm Big Bob.

    Aang: *whispers* sh**!

    Bob: you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

    Sokka: no?

    Bob: well you boys better get hungry real fast. I got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for you.

    *unzips pants*

    Bob: yeah!!

    Aang and sokka:

    Bob: alright, lets get goin'

    Sokka: hey are all the guards here g*y?

    Bob: there's nothing g*y about getting you d*ck sucked. you're g*y for sucking my d*ck

    Aang: what?!

    Bob: in fact i can't even stand being around you f*gs. now open your mouths, and get on your knees

    Sokka: well you know i-

    Bob: GET ON YOUR F*CKING KNEES!!!!

    Aang: okay okay!

    Sokka: oh sh*t no

    Aang: this is going to suck

    *other guard screaming*

    Bob: what happend?!

    FN guard: the terrorish f*ck bit my d*ck!

    *Azula and zhao knock out guards and run out*

    Aang: let's get out out of here!!!

    Sokka: no man they'll kill us out there

    Aang: if we don't go they'll make us suck their d*cks we'll die in here!!

    *they run to the outside where the lake is*

    Aang: wait!

    *sees azula trying to pollvault over the lake, but she misses and boils herself alive*

    Sokka: come on *they pollvault over the lake*

    Aang: what now? *sees a group of firebenders with a boat*

    Sokka: hey, are guys going to the earth kingdom?

    refugee: yeah, come on

    Aang: sweet.

    Part six to come soon.

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    Spacerac

    [4136]Aug 7, 2008
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    ^Good lordy lawd.
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    DeeDuck33

    [4137]Aug 7, 2008
    • member since: 04/15/08
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 1,198
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Iroh: Kids, it's time you all used this series as a platform off of which to launch your careers. For instance, I have used the super-stardom of Avatar: The Last Airbender to launch a country-music career *puts on cowboy hat and lipsyncs to Garth Brooks*

    Zuko: That sounds like a good idea, actually! I'm going to use my newly acquired fanbase to become the new Shia LeBuff and co-star on every-other movie ever made!

    Katara: Hmmm, well I suppose I could follow in the footsteps of Mother Terresa and become an official catholic Saint!

    Aang: But, you're buddhist. We all are.

    Katara: Oh, yeah... Well then I'll just have to go with plan B.

    Aang: What's that?

    Katara: Sue Hannah Montana into the ground.

    Toph: Well I'm gonna go join American Gladiators and push around some ordinary citizens coming on an unordinary competition! I'll get one of those cool nicknames, like, "Titani-ani-mani-ust!"

    Sokka: Hmmm, I guess I'll become a manager of a butcher-shop. Suki: I'm not gonna marry a butcher!

    Sokka: What if I promote you to assistant manager?

    Suki: Okay!!

    Aang: I think I'm just gonna be content with the millions this series has already made me and settle down in a quiet suburb with Tom Hanks as my neighbor.

    Azula: I want to become a heart surgeon!

    Everyone: 0_0

    Azula: What? Jus cuz my character stops a few hearts with electricity doesn't make me a real-life frankenstien! Besides, it's not as wierd as what daddy's gonna pursue!

    Iroh: Yea, what are you gonna do with yourself, Ozai? I mean now that no one ever listens to you and you lost all the power you once had, what's next?

    Ozai: I think I'll grow a beard and preach against the dangers of greenhouse gases!

    Everyone: Okay, now THAT is just wierd...

    My win senses are going off.
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    DeeDuck33

    [4138]Aug 7, 2008
    • member since: 04/15/08
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    segman2008 wrote:
    Aang and Sokka Part Five
    Whoa... Tone it down just a tad? That's just nasty. =/
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    raiandangel4eva

    [4139]Aug 7, 2008
    • member since: 07/09/08
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    • posts: 392
    omgoodness thats just...........whoa
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    bunibender

    [4140]Aug 7, 2008
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    • posts: 780
    the kataang kiss (in the finale) blooper
    (they walk out and hug then they start to kiss)
    5 mins later
    (aang and katara are still making out)
    Director: ok katara,aang i think we have enough film
    (they stop, then look at each other and run off stage holding hands)
    sokka: hey where are they going?
    (giggles off stage)
    Director: *facepalm*
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