Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

libraman_92
[4161]Aug 11, 2008
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can someone please comment on my bloopers?
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kataang_lover
[4162]Aug 11, 2008
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^They are good! When my friend is over, we ROFLOFAO and if I'm alone...I do the same thing........anyways.......Part 4!!!!!!! My friend made this one!
*Eva and Aang are looking for me*
Eva: Hey, Aang, can you teach me waterbending?
Aang: Uh... Sure?
Eva: Thanks. Oh, and now that Katara's evil, will you be my boyfriend, Lover?
Aang: NOOO!!!!
Eva: Geez, I was only joking.
Aang: (sighs of relief) Come on. Lets look for Carey.
Eva: Wait... we were looking for Carey? Because I've known where she was for hours now.
Aang: YES??WE'RE LOOKING FOR CAREY? WHERE IS SHE?
Eva: Behind that freakishly large potted plant that has paper taped to it in that says in her handwriting "Carey is not here"
Aang: Oh... how'd you know?
Eva: I brainbend.
Aang: ...Brainbend?
Eva: Yeah... I can control the minds of others. Not much control over my own brain, but total control on others. I can make anyone do or say anything, and make anyone tell me anything. I also can screw up your senses. Suki looked suspicious, so I forced her to tell me.
Aang: Then why didn't you stop Katara, Toph and Azula?
Eva: the Katophlas? Because??I was bored... and evil is interesting.
Aang: (starts??strangling Eva)
Eva: (choking) and I made you say those things earlier to make you break up with Katara because I was mad at you
Me: DIE YOU EVIL KATAANG HATER!!! (I help Aang kill her. PS she is not Zutara)
Eva: (My eyes close.)
Me: (I check her heart. I feel no heartbeat) Oh well. She's dead. Wanna catch a movie?
Aang: Sure. (we go away)
Eva: (smiles and starts laughing as lively as ever) suckers... brainbending is so awesome...
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DanSandwichBoy
[4163]Aug 11, 2008
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As for your signature, I have an arument: that aleady happened. So, how can it happen if it already did?
"The Old Masters"
Zuko: Uncle, you're the only person in the world other than the Avatar who could possibly defeat the Father Lord.
Toph: The what?
Zuko: I'm sorry. I forgot if I was supposed to say "my father" or "the Fire Lord" so they got mixed together.
Director: Cut! Still... I kind of liked that. (to the writers) See if you can work that in there.
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kataang_lover

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DanSandwichBoy wrote:

As for your signature, I have an arument: that aleady happened. So, how can it happen if it already did?

"The Old Masters"

Zuko: Uncle, you're the only person in the world other than the Avatar who could possibly defeat the Father Lord.
Toph: The what?
Zuko: I'm sorry. I forgot if I was supposed to say "my father" or "the Fire Lord" so they got mixed together.
Director: Cut! Still... I kind of liked that. (to the writers) See if you can work that in there.

AAAAHHHH! YOU WIN!!!!! Ah....I've been nagging my self to change my sig since Sozin's Comet.....and I know just what to change it to!

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crazyteen000
[4165]Aug 11, 2008
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I'm new to this so......
"Avatar Aang"
'Iroh's tea shop'
Toph: I think you all look perfect!
*all laugh and AANG moves to balcony KATARA follows..*
Sokka: Wow Momo! You can draw a better picture than me!
Aang: Sokka shut it! You're ruining the scene.
Director: CUT!!!!!!!

*KATARA and AANG hug and go in for kiss but KATARA stops short and giggles*
Aang: *whisper* Why aren't we lip locked yet?
Katara: *whisper* I'm not sure I want to kiss someone 98 years older than me.
Aang: *whisper* Well too bad. *AANG bends KATARA over and kisses her*
Director: Cut. What is the problem?
Katara: I'm supposed to kiss a character who is 98 years older or 2 years younger than my character. Whats the motivation there?
Aang: We are in love!
Katara: Will you stop acting!
Aang: *under his breath* Who says I'm acting?
Edited on 08/11/2008 8:18pm
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avataraang113

[4166]Aug 11, 2008

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libraman_92 wrote:

avataraang113 wrote:

Aang: You gotta admit Katara, it really does seem like you're PMSing all the time!!!!

Katara: What? What did you say??? I do not PMS all the time!!!! Only a little bit!!!!! I b**ch at you frequently but for a good reason!!!! To keep you under my control!!! In a good way......*twitches* AM I BEING TOO MOTHERYLY???? HUH????? HUH???? HUH??? AM I BEING TO MEAN TO YOU????? I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!!!!!!!! And dont you dare say I have mood swings!!!

Aang: *scoots away*

lol can you make a sequel???

sure.....i think im going to call these

Avatar: The Wall-Mart Adventures

Here is Part 2.....but the starting of the wal-wart adventures....!!!!

PART 2

Aang: Hey guys!!! I just got back from Wal-Mart!!!! and guess what I found???

Sokka: What?

Katara: What is it Aang?

Aang: I got Sexy Fine!!!!!

Katara: 0_o *Walks away*

Sokka: OH! OH! OH! I've heard about that!!!! Let me see!!!

Aang: Okay *gives bottle to Sokka*

Sokka: It says here that 20 minutes after you apply the conditioner, your hair will be as silky and wavy as the world famous, Haru)....So did you put it on???

Aang: Yep...

Sokka: But Aang, you....don't......have hair.....

Aang: But Sokka, you haven't finished reading the back of the bottle!...

Sokka: Oh...

Aang: What does that say Sokka???

Sokka: Hmmm.... Sexy Fine also increases hair growth!?!?

Aang and Sokka look at each other....

POOF!!!!

*Aang grows a long, smooth, wavy, silky set of hair*

Aang: I shall be the most beautiful avatar ever!!!!

Sokka: Gimme that!!!!

Aang: Sure!

*Hands Sexy Fine to Sokka*

Sokka: Ah man!!!

Aang: What is it Sokka?

Sokka: There's no more left....

Aang: Oh.....sorry....maybe I used too much....

Sokka: Really???? No....I never would have guessed.....

Aang: Hehe

Sokka: Well, do you know what this means Aang?

Aang: Maybe....

Sokka: This means.....we're going on a mini vacation to......

Aang: Where??? Where??? Where to????

Sokka: We're going to Wal-Mart!!!!

Aang: Yipeee!!!!!!!

PART 3 COMING TOMORROW!!!!

Edited on 08/11/2008 8:32pm

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avataraang113

[4167]Aug 11, 2008

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crazyteen000 wrote:

I'm new to this so......

"Avatar Aang"

'Iroh's tea shop'

Toph: I think you all look perfect!

*all laugh and AANG moves to balcony KATARA follows..*

Sokka: Wow Momo! You can draw a better picture than me!

Aang: Sokka shut it! You're ruining the scene.

Director: CUT!!!!!!!

*KATARA and AANG hug and go in for kiss but KATARA stops short and giggles*

Aang: *whisper* Why aren't we lip locked yet?

Katara: *whisper* I'm not sure I want to kiss someone 98 years older than me.

Aang: *whisper* Well too bad. *AANG bends KATARA over and kisses her*

Director: Cut. What is the problem?

Katara: I'm supposed to kiss a character who is 98 years older or 2 years younger than my character. Whats the motivation there?

Aang: We are in love!

Katara: Will you stop acting!

Aang: *under his breath* Who says I'm acting?

LMAO!!!!!!! You are really good!!!! Perfect first try!!!!!! Keep em' coming!!!!

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crazyteen000

[4168]Aug 11, 2008

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avataraang113 wrote:

crazyteen000 wrote:

I'm new to this so......

"Avatar Aang"

'Iroh's tea shop'

Toph: I think you all look perfect!

*all laugh and AANG moves to balcony KATARA follows..*

Sokka: Wow Momo! You can draw a better picture than me!

Aang: Sokka shut it! You're ruining the scene.

Director: CUT!!!!!!!

*KATARA and AANG hug and go in for kiss but KATARA stops short and giggles*

Aang: *whisper* Why aren't we lip locked yet?

Katara: *whisper* I'm not sure I want to kiss someone 98 years older than me.

Aang: *whisper* Well too bad. *AANG bends KATARA over and kisses her*

Director: Cut. What is the problem?

Katara: I'm supposed to kiss a character who is 98 years older or 2 years younger than my character. Whats the motivation there?

Aang: We are in love!

Katara: Will you stop acting!

Aang: *under his breath* Who says I'm acting?

LMAO!!!!!!! You are really good!!!! Perfect first try!!!!!! Keep em' coming!!!!

You LIKED it? Wow! I wasn't expecting that....

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avataraang113

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crazyteen000 wrote:

avataraang113 wrote:

crazyteen000 wrote:

I'm new to this so......

"Avatar Aang"

'Iroh's tea shop'

Toph: I think you all look perfect!

*all laugh and AANG moves to balcony KATARA follows..*

Sokka: Wow Momo! You can draw a better picture than me!

Aang: Sokka shut it! You're ruining the scene.

Director: CUT!!!!!!!

*KATARA and AANG hug and go in for kiss but KATARA stops short and giggles*

Aang: *whisper* Why aren't we lip locked yet?

Katara: *whisper* I'm not sure I want to kiss someone 98 years older than me.

Aang: *whisper* Well too bad. *AANG bends KATARA over and kisses her*

Director: Cut. What is the problem?

Katara: I'm supposed to kiss a character who is 98 years older or 2 years younger than my character. Whats the motivation there?

Aang: We are in love!

Katara: Will you stop acting!

Aang: *under his breath* Who says I'm acting?

LMAO!!!!!!! You are really good!!!! Perfect first try!!!!!! Keep em' coming!!!!

You LIKED it? Wow! I wasn't expecting that....

Ya!!! it was great!!! i especially loved the ending!!!!! "Who says I'm acting" OHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! good times....good times

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crazyteen000
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"Avatar Aang"

*Zuko is dressing Mai walks in to help they kiss*

Mai: But don't you EVER break up with me again!

Zuko: Well now is a good time to come clean. While I was away Toph and I REALLY bonded and.....

Mai: WHAT?!?
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avataraang113
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Zuko and Toph????!!!!????!!!!!! Hahahhaha....well.......nahhh.....

what do you think of mine???
Edited on 08/11/2008 9:16pm
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segman2008

[4172]Aug 12, 2008

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segman2008 wrote:

Aang and Sokka: part one

(On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

Sokka: well see what i got here *puts together a device* Sokka: Aang, i'd like to introduce a little invention of mine, the smokeless bong. While you were doing Avatar jobs, i was making something. You see it works just like a regular bong except i put a little fan in here tht make any fume come out here smell like lysol.

Aang: put it away.

Sokka: come on Aang

Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

part two coming soon

Aang and Sokka part two.

Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

*bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

*everybody panics*

Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

Aang and Sokka:

Part three to come soon.

Aang and Sokka part three

*in a interagation room*

Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

*Agent Combustion Man comes in*

CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

* @ the boiling rock *

Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

* ostrichorse craps on pillow *

Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

Part four to come soon

Aang and Sokka Part four

Sokka: so what are you guys in for

Azula: *in other cell* for giving the earth kingdom a taste of it's own medicine

Aang: so you guys are real terrorists?

Azula: some call us terrorists, but ohers call us heroes.

Sokka: F*ck that it's people like you we're even in this place.

Zhao: well mabye if your country stopped eating doughnuts and see what their people are doing to this world, people like us wouldn't exist!

Sokka: F*ck you doughnuts are awesome

Azula: oh. you like doughnuts. well wait 'till you see what they make you eat here.

Aang: what?

Zhao: ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich?

Aang: no

Azula: *hears guard coming in* well your about to find out...

Part five to come soon

Aang and Sokka Part Five

Azula: ....right about now suckers

FN guard: okay sandwich time. you know the drill

Azula: but, but they just go here

FN guard: oh. Big Bob's taking care of them.

Azula: Big Bob ?! Hey guys enjoy!

*guard drops pants*

Sokka: oh my god ! I've never had to suck a d*ck before. I bet it... sucks di*k

*guard comes in*

Aang: please don't be Big Bob.

Guard: hey boys, i'm Big Bob.

Aang: *whispers* sh**!

Bob: you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

Sokka: no?

Bob: well you boys better get hungry real fast. I got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for you.

*unzips pants*

Bob: yeah!!

Aang and sokka:

Bob: alright, lets get goin'

Sokka: hey are all the guards here g*y?

Bob: there's nothing g*y about getting you d*ck sucked. you're g*y for sucking my d*ck

Aang: what?!

Bob: in fact i can't even stand being around you f*gs. now open your mouths, and get on your knees

Sokka: well you know i-

Bob: GET ON YOUR F*CKING KNEES!!!!

Aang: okay okay!

Sokka: oh sh*t no

Aang: this is going to suck

*other guard screaming*

Bob: what happend?!

FN guard: the terrorish f*ck bit my d*ck!

*Azula and zhao knock out guards and run out*

Aang: let's get out out of here!!!

Sokka: no man they'll kill us out there

Aang: if we don't go they'll make us suck their d*cks we'll die in here!!

*they run to the outside where the lake is*

Aang: wait!

*sees azula trying to pollvault over the lake, but she misses and boils herself alive*

Sokka: come on *they pollvault over the lake*

Aang: what now? *sees a group of firebenders with a boat*

Sokka: hey, are guys going to the earth kingdom?

refugee: yeah, come on

Aang: sweet.

Part six to come soon.

Part six

*on the boat*

Sokka: okay the first thing you have to do when you get to the Earth Kingdom is to get a thing called tiVo. Freedom is nothing if you're a slave to regular programing.

Aang: dude we have to figure out what to do when we get there. we have no I.D. they took our wallets

Sokka: relax. i figure we're going to land somwhere around Omashu, and there's only one persone we know there.

*on land*

Aang: so, now what?

Sokka: let's find Bumi

*exploring the city*

Aang: wow, nice place

Sokka: ehh, kind of ghetto for Omashu.

*knocks on door*

Bumi: hey Aang, Sokka

Sokka: hey Bumi, Aang, you fill him in on the situation and i'll check this place out.

*at Ba Sing Se*

CB: ...so they just busted out

Dai li: oh no, we found two scorched bodies in the lake belived to be them, But Azula and Zhao are unaccounted for

Part & coming soon (or is it???)

Bumi: so you guys are frekin' fugitives?

Aang: yeah but-

Sokka: Aang you have to check this out, there is a bumpin' party next door.

Aang: sokka, i was talking. so will you help us out

Bumi: sure. you can take one of my cars.

*driving off*

Aang: I got it! Haru!

Sokka: What?

Aang: he can help us get out of this mess.

Sokka: how?

Aang: he can get inside the government and convince them this was all a big misunderstanding.

Sokka: well where does he live?

Aang: Ba Sing Se.

Sokka: let's go. by the way where are we?

Aang: we are in... some pirate neghborhood

*sees pirates everywhere*

Sokka: should we just...go through?

Aang: no lets back up

*backs up into a fire hydrant and crashes into a case full of gold*

Sokka: Sh*t this is not good

Aang: dude they're all coming at us

Sokka: mabye they won't kill us

Aang: sokka, they picked up a sword, blowtorch, and a crowbar. WHAT DO YOU THINK???

Sokka: let's get th f*ck out of here

*abandon the car*

Pirate: wait we want to help fix your car! Someone should report this.

Edited on 08/12/2008 11:48am

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avataraang113
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Part 3 of Avatar: Wall-mart adventures is here!!!!

Part 3:
Sokka: Katara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katara (In bathroom): What Sokka????
Sokka: Me and Aang are going to Wall Mart!!!! We'll be back later!!!!
Katara: ummm......do you think I could come too! I need to get some tampons!!!!
Sokka and Aang: 0_0 Uhhhh......
Sokka: Um, I guess!!!!
Katara: Okay I'll be out in like 5 minutes...k?
Sokka: Okay!!!!! Toph!!!! We'll be back in like an hour, ok?
Toph: Okay! See ya!!!! Bye sokka!!!! Have a wondeful trip!!!! Drive safely!!! I hope you have the best time of your life!!!! You said an hour right????
Sokka: ummm.....ya.....
Toph: Okay...great!!! seeya!!!! (whispers to herself) Yes! that gives me plenty of time!
Sokka: bye!
(30 minutes later...sokka and aang are in the car, ready to go...Katara is still not out of the bathroom)
Sokka: KATARA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG!!!!!!!!????????????
Aang: I have to pee!!!!!!
Sokka: No! Ur staying in this car!!!! Pinch it!!!
Aang: But--
Sokka: Pinch it aang!!!!!!!!! KATARA GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND INTO THE CAR!!!!!
Katara: Geeze Sokka! I'm coming!!!!! Chill out!!!!
Sokka: Don't tell me to chill out you nagging---
Katara: Shut the h3ll up!!!!!!!
Sokka: Whatever
Katara: *walks out of house, closes door, locks door, walks to car, opens car door, SLAMS car door.....) Good morning Aang....how did you sleep last night???
Aang: Sleep? oh I don't sleep when Im in bed with you.....
Katara: *giggles* hehe.....oh boy that was great.....
Sokka: ummm....change of subject please!!!!!!
Katara: Fine Sokka, we'll stop expressing our feelings.......*sniffles* even though our emotion is what keeps us loving....thats fine if you want our love to be trapped in a box that cant be unlocked....*sniffles* *cries* *starts balling her eyes out*
Aang: Katara, are you okay?
Katara: Of course im okay!!!!! Why do you always question me???? You're always asking me how I feel and if im okay!!!! Im okay Aang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have to interrogate me ever single hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: *sniffles*......im...sorry katara....ill just be quiet now.....
Katara: ya, ya....
(They drive to Wall-Mart)
Sokka: Okay....now we have to find the best, closest, and most perfect parking spot of all!!!!!
Katara: Oh boy......might as well take a nap Aang, we're not gonna park for like 20 minutes....Sokka always has to find the best spot....he calls it a.....soldier's wolf parking place or something???
Sokka: A Warrior's Wolf Spot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: *Looks at Sokka* How long is this gonna take???

Part 4 is coming later today!!!!
Its going to be about Sokka finding a parking spot and the beginning of their Wall-Mart Adventure
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segman2008
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^ lol ^
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avataraang113
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segman2008 wrote:

^ lol ^
thank you.....
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crazyteen000
[4176]Aug 12, 2008
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avataraang113 wrote:

segman2008 wrote:

^ lol ^
thank you.....

Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 HURRY
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crazyteen000

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segman2008 wrote:

Aang and Sokka: part one

(On a plane to the Sorthern water tribe)

Sokka: Aang, you got to come over here!

Aang: What do you want? *goes into the bathroom with sokka*

Sokka: look what i got here *shows weed*

Aang: are you retarded? you brought weed on the F**king airplane?!

Aang: put it away.

Sokka: come on Aang

Aang: bye *walks out and leaves door open* *falls on Ursa's seat* sorry ma'am

Ursa: *sees sokka lighting something* TERRORIST!!!!!

part two coming soon

Aang and Sokka part two.

Aang: ma'am.. he's not a terrorist. he's just an idiot

Sokka: yeah this is just a bong.

Passanger: he says he's got a bomb!!!

Sokka: no this is just a bon- *gets tackled by an air marshal*

*bong flies in air and breaks open with weed gas*

Passenger: POISON GAS!!!!!!

*everybody panics*

Aang: sokka, let me help you! *gets tackled by an air marshal*

Marshal: everybody, calm down. these two a**holes are going back to the Earth Kingdom

Aang and Sokka:

Part three to come soon.

Aang and Sokka part three

*in a interagation room*

Aang: you had to smpke on the plane. we were about to have all te legal weed we wanted, you know in THE WATER TRIBE!!

*Agent Combustion Man comes in*

CB: so you bastards thought you could get away with it huh? *throws bong* Air benders and water tribe citizens working together.

Aang: look, i'm the avatar. i'm suppose to be going down to the water tribe

CB: where you guys are going people have never even heard of freedom.

* @ the boiling rock *

Aang: *in a cell* we're innocent men. please

Sokka: hey i have a med school interview and so what if katara is alone but THIS is why i am against paying taxes.

Aang: hey, hey... F*CK YOU! i't your fault we're even in this place.

Sokka: well look on the bright side. we have a sink, a toilet, hey even a nice pillow.

* ostrichorse craps on pillow *

Aang: okay you don't speak to me ever.

Part four to come soon

Aang and Sokka Part four

Sokka: so what are you guys in for

Azula: *in other cell* for giving the earth kingdom a taste of it's own medicine

Aang: so you guys are real terrorists?

Azula: some call us terrorists, but ohers call us heroes.

Sokka: F*ck that it's people like you we're even in this place.

Zhao: well mabye if your country stopped eating doughnuts and see what their people are doing to this world, people like us wouldn't exist!

Sokka: F*ck you doughnuts are awesome

Azula: oh. you like doughnuts. well wait 'till you see what they make you eat here.

Aang: what?

Zhao: ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich?

Aang: no

Azula: *hears guard coming in* well your about to find out...

Part five to come soon

Aang and Sokka Part Five

Azula: ....right about now suckers

FN guard: okay sandwich time. you know the drill

Azula: but, but they just go here

FN guard: oh. Big Bob's taking care of them.

Azula: Big Bob ?! Hey guys enjoy!

*guard drops pants*

Sokka: oh my god ! I've never had to suck a d*ck before. I bet it... sucks di*k

*guard comes in*

Aang: please don't be Big Bob.

Guard: hey boys, i'm Big Bob.

Aang: *whispers* sh**!

Bob: you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

Sokka: no?

Bob: well you boys better get hungry real fast. I got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for you.

*unzips pants*

Bob: yeah!!

Aang and sokka:

Bob: alright, lets get goin'

Sokka: hey are all the guards here g*y?

Bob: there's nothing g*y about getting you d*ck sucked. you're g*y for sucking my d*ck

Aang: what?!

Bob: in fact i can't even stand being around you f*gs. now open your mouths, and get on your knees

Sokka: well you know i-

Bob: GET ON YOUR F*CKING KNEES!!!!

Aang: okay okay!

Sokka: oh sh*t no

Aang: this is going to suck

*other guard screaming*

Bob: what happend?!

FN guard: the terrorish f*ck bit my d*ck!

*Azula and zhao knock out guards and run out*

Aang: let's get out out of here!!!

Sokka: no man they'll kill us out there

Aang: if we don't go they'll make us suck their d*cks we'll die in here!!

*they run to the outside where the lake is*

Aang: wait!

*sees azula trying to pollvault over the lake, but she misses and boils herself alive*

Sokka: come on *they pollvault over the lake*

Aang: what now? *sees a group of firebenders with a boat*

Sokka: hey, are guys going to the earth kingdom?

refugee: yeah, come on

Aang: sweet.

Part six to come soon.

Part six

*on the boat*

Sokka: okay the first thing you have to do when you get to the Earth Kingdom is to get a thing called tiVo. Freedom is nothing if you're a slave to regular programing.

Aang: dude we have to figure out what to do when we get there. we have no I.D. they took our wallets

Sokka: relax. i figure we're going to land somwhere around Omashu, and there's only one persone we know there.

*on land*

Aang: so, now what?

Sokka: let's find Bumi

*exploring the city*

Aang: wow, nice place

Sokka: ehh, kind of ghetto for Omashu.

*knocks on door*

Bumi: hey Aang, Sokka

Sokka: hey Bumi, Aang, you fill him in on the situation and i'll check this place out.

*at Ba Sing Se*

CB: ...so they just busted out

Dai li: oh no, we found two scorched bodies in the lake belived to be them, But Azula and Zhao are unaccounted for

Part & coming soon (or is it???)

Bumi: so you guys are frekin' fugitives?

Aang: yeah but-

Sokka: Aang you have to check this out, there is a bumpin' party next door.

Aang: sokka, i was talking. so will you help us out

Bumi: sure. you can take one of my cars.

*driving off*

Aang: I got it! Haru!

Sokka: What?

Aang: he can help us get out of this mess.

Sokka: how?

Aang: he can get inside the government and convince them this was all a big misunderstanding.

Sokka: well where does he live?

Aang: Ba Sing Se.

Sokka: let's go. by the way where are we?

Aang: we are in... some pirate neghborhood

*sees pirates everywhere*

Sokka: should we just...go through?

Aang: no lets back up

*backs up into a fire hydrant and crashes into a case full of gol*

Sokka: Sh*t this is not good

Aang: dude they're all coming at us

Sokka: mabye they won't kill us

Aang: sokka: they picked up a sword, blowtorch, and a crowbar. WHAT DO YOU THINK???

Sokka: let's get th f*ck out of here

*abandon the car*

Pirate: wait we want to help fix your car! Someone should report this.

LMAO

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avataraang113
[4178]Aug 12, 2008
member since: 07/20/08
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crazyteen000 wrote:

avataraang113 wrote:

segman2008 wrote:

^ lol ^
thank you.....

Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 Part 4 HURRY

i cant do these things too fast or else...ill be done by today....and then there'd be no more stories to tell.....unless i started a new series....if you want to view the Wall-Mart Adventures in a more organized way.....go to my profile...i blogged them!!! and then ill track you and youll track me....and then we'll be friends!!!!
part four will be today....but later
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BaiMaoRieji
[4179]Aug 12, 2008
member since: 01/24/08
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I found this on FFN. It's so hilarious, I can't wait for the 2nd part. Here's the thing in skit format
The Ember Island Players present: Into the Inferno,
Actor!Zuko: I've been away for a long time, dearest Mai, But, I have chosen to come back, for you!
Actor!Mai: Oh kiss me, Prince Zuko!
Actor!Maiko: *still making out in a completely unromantic and disgusting way, somehow managing to breathe and speak their lines in between.*
SCENE CHANGE
Actor!Aang: Oh my, that lightning really hurt! But I have to get back to saving the world! *dramatically "flies" off with her glider, landing just a few feet away, where the rest of the Actor!gaang was waiting for her."
Actor!Katara: Oh Aang! You're aliiiiive! *breaks out into a fresh chorus of sobbing*
Scene Change Prison
*Actor!Iroh's is sitting in the middle of the stage. Offstage, a cup of tea goes flying at him, nailing the actor in the head. Tea dribbles down his face and clothing, but he remains in the same position.*
Actor!Zuko: How do you like that, old man? *walks over and pours an entire tea pot onto Actor!Iroh's head.*
SCENE CHANGE
Actress!Aang *Dressed in Fire Nation clothing, surrounded by several young Fire Nation children, with the rest of the gang off to the side. Music erupted around the theater and the actress began singing.* It's fun to stay at the R.F.A.B.! It's fun to stay at the R.F.A.B! They have everything for young men to enjoy; you can hang out with all the boys
SCENE CHANGE: THE PAINTED LADY
Actress!Katara: I'm so sorry for your suffering! Here, take all of our food, our medicine…our dignity… my clothes *disappears in a cloud of fog*
Scene Change: Sokka's Master
Actor!Sokka: I need to feel special!
Actor!Piandao: Why don't you make a sword, little boy? I have lots of swords for you.
Actor!Sokka: No! I want a special sword! But what should I make it with? Wait! I know! *runs offstage, reappears moments later.* I have the perfect stuff for making a sword!
Actor!Piandao: What IS that?
Actor!Sokka: It's bison dung! The finest there is!
Actor!Piandao: It will make a fine sword, my young pupil,
SCENE CHANGE: The Beach
Actor!Zuko:I feel emo and angsty today, and I don't know why. Grrrr, I need to take out my anger in a constructive and nonviolent way...
Actress!Azula: How about VOLLEYBALL?
*Actress!Ty Lee and Actress!Mai run on stage, and they begin a rather violent-looking game of volleyball against padded dummies. Each actor had several balls, which they chucked to the other side, not expecting any to actually come back. Actress!Azula actress is the most aggressive, while Actress!Ty Lee's Actress!Mai gives up halfway into it and sits down to play in the sand. The other team was beaten down and viciously attacked, but one of the dummies actually held its position and sent one of the balls flying back to the other side. It hits Actor!Ty Lee right in the chest. One side of her chest begins deflating. The actors pause for a moment; that is clearly not in the script.*
Voice: We're uh…going to take a short intermission
*Curtains Fall*
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crazyteen000

[4180]Aug 12, 2008

member since: 06/14/07
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BaiMaoRieji wrote:

I found this on FFN. It's so hilarious, I can't wait for the 2nd part. Here's the thing in skit format

The Ember Island Players present: Into the Inferno,

Actor!Zuko: I've been away for a long time, dearest Mai, But, I have chosen to come back, for you!

Actor!Mai: Oh kiss me, Prince Zuko!

Actor!Maiko: *still making out in a completely unromantic and disgusting way, somehow managing to breathe and speak their lines in between.*

SCENE CHANGE

Actor!Aang: Oh my, that lightning really hurt! But I have to get back to saving the world! *dramatically "flies" off with her glider, landing just a few feet away, where the rest of the Actor!gaang was waiting for her."

Actor!Katara: Oh Aang! You're aliiiiive! *breaks out into a fresh chorus of sobbing*

Scene Change Prison

*Actor!Iroh's is sitting in the middle of the stage. Offstage, a cup of tea goes flying at him, nailing the actor in the head. Tea dribbles down his face and clothing, but he remains in the same position.*

Actor!Zuko: How do you like that, old man? *walks over and pours an entire tea pot onto Actor!Iroh's head.*

SCENE CHANGE

Actress!Aang *Dressed in Fire Nation clothing, surrounded by several young Fire Nation children, with the rest of the gang off to the side. Music erupted around the theater and the actress began singing.* It's fun to stay at the R.F.A.B.! It's fun to stay at the R.F.A.B! They have everything for young men to enjoy; you can hang out with all the boys

SCENE CHANGE: THE PAINTED LADY

Actress!Katara: I'm so sorry for your suffering! Here, take all of our food, our medicine???our dignity??? my clothes *disappears in a cloud of fog*

Scene Change: Sokka's Master

Actor!Sokka: I need to feel special!

Actor!Piandao: Why don't you make a sword, little boy? I have lots of swords for you.

Actor!Sokka: No! I want a special sword! But what should I make it with? Wait! I know! *runs offstage, reappears moments later.* I have the perfect stuff for making a sword!

Actor!Piandao: What IS that?

Actor!Sokka: It's bison dung! The finest there is!

Actor!Piandao: It will make a fine sword, my young pupil,

SCENE CHANGE: The Beach

Actor!Zuko:I feel emo and angsty today, and I don't know why. Grrrr, I need to take out my anger in a constructive and nonviolent way...

Actress!Azula: How about VOLLEYBALL?

*Actress!Ty Lee and Actress!Mai run on stage, and they begin a rather violent-looking game of volleyball against padded dummies. Each actor had several balls, which they chucked to the other side, not expecting any to actually come back. Actress!Azula actress is the most aggressive, while Actress!Ty Lee's Actress!Mai gives up halfway into it and sits down to play in the sand. The other team was beaten down and viciously attacked, but one of the dummies actually held its position and sent one of the balls flying back to the other side. It hits Actor!Ty Lee right in the chest. One side of her chest begins deflating. The actors pause for a moment; that is clearly not in the script.*

Voice: We're uh???going to take a short intermission

*Curtains Fall*

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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