Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| bunibender wrote: |
| the kataang kiss (in the finale) blooper (they walk out and hug then they start to kiss) 5 mins later (aang and katara are still making out) Director: ok katara,aang i think we have enough film (they stop, then look at each other and run off stage holding hands) sokka: hey where are they going? (giggles off stage) Director: *facepalm* |
| bunibender wrote: |
| the kataang kiss (in the finale) blooper (they walk out and hug then they start to kiss) 5 mins later (aang and katara are still making out) Director: ok katara,aang i think we have enough film (they stop, then look at each other and run off stage holding hands) sokka: hey where are they going? (giggles off stage) Director: *facepalm* |
im just trying to keep it alive....
ya....
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Sorry. I'm getting all this from a movie. Not my fault. I think it's from both Harold and Kumar movies.
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Aang and Sokka Part Five Azula: ....right about now suckers FN guard: okay sandwich time. you know the drill Azula: but, but they just go here FN guard: oh. Big Bob's taking care of them. Azula: Big Bob *guard drops pants* Sokka: oh my god *guard comes in* Aang: please don't be Big Bob. Guard: hey boys, i'm Big Bob. Aang: *whispers* sh**! Bob: you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich? Sokka: no? Bob: well you boys better get hungry real fast. I got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for you. *unzips pants* Bob: yeah!! Aang and sokka: Bob: alright, lets get goin' Sokka: hey are all the guards here g*y? Bob: there's nothing g*y about getting you d*ck sucked. you're g*y for sucking my d*ck Aang: what?! Bob: in fact i can't even stand being around you f*gs. now open your mouths, and get on your knees Sokka: well you know i- Bob: GET ON YOUR F*CKING KNEES!!!! Aang: okay okay! Sokka: oh sh*t no Aang: this is going to suck *other guard screaming* Bob: what happend?! FN guard: the terrorish f*ck bit my d*ck! *Azula and zhao knock out guards and run out* Aang: let's get out out of here!!! Sokka: no man they'll kill us out there Aang: if we don't go they'll make us suck their d*cks we'll die in here!! *they run to the outside where the lake is* Aang: wait! *sees azula trying to pollvault over the lake, but she misses and boils herself alive* Sokka: come on *they pollvault over the lake* Aang: what now? *sees a group of firebenders with a boat* Sokka: hey, are guys going to the earth kingdom? refugee: yeah, come on Aang: sweet. Part six to come soon.
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Part six
*on the boat*
Sokka: okay the first thing you have to do when you get to the Earth Kingdom is to get a thing called tiVo. Freedom is nothing if you're a slave to regular programing.
Aang: dude we have to figure out what to do when we get there. we have no I.D. they took our wallets
Sokka: relax. i figure we're going to land somwhere around Omashu, and there's only one persone we know there.
*on land*
Aang: so, now what?
Sokka: let's find Bumi
*exploring the city*
Aang: wow, nice place
Sokka: ehh, kind of ghetto for Omashu.
*knocks on door*
Bumi: hey Aang, Sokka
Sokka: hey Bumi, Aang, you fill him in on the situation and i'll check this place out.
*at Ba Sing Se*
CB: ...so they just busted out
Dai li: oh no, we found two scorched bodies in the lake belived to be them, But Azula and Zhao are unaccounted for
Part & coming soon (or is it???)
here's my part two:
Aang: Katara, I'm the Avatar!
Katara: Like, duh, the show's "Avatar: The Last Airbender!"
Aang: I thought we don't break the fourth wall till 109!!!
*REWRITE*
Zuko: I want the Avatar!!!
Katara: Too late, Zuko, we kicked him outta the village.
Zuko: Oh, k then, I'll just Firebend the life outta Sokka.
Sokka: Oh, just kill me! *lightning strikes*
Sokka: *whimpering* Never mind!!!
^sounds like a bad-dream^
Zuko: Mai, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Mai: Hmmm, I guess a jolly rancher.
Zuko: ...huh?
Mai: You know, a jolly rancher? Comeon, tell me you've never heard of a jolly rancher?
Zuko: Well, uh, I guess I have...
Mai: Good. Now get me one!
Zuko: ...Uh, sure... hey, guard! Go fetch the lady a jolly rancher! NOW!!
Guard: ...uhh, excellent choice, sir!... I guess...*leaves*
(guard walks back in twenty minutes later with Pacha from "The Emporer's New Groove")
Pacha: Hey, Zuko! Long time, no see!
Zuko: Shut up! The lady is the one who wants you!
Mai: What the crap?!
Zuko: What? He's a rancher! He's jolly! You asked for a jolly rancher! Now here you go!
Mai: ...alright then, it'll have to do...*pulls out knife to cut a slice*
Pacha: *jerks awake, realizes he was dreaming* Oh. That was worse than when I dreamed that the emporer was a llama!
Kusco: (as a llama) hey, there, pacha!!
Pacha: AAAH!!
Aang: *jerks awake* NOOO!!! *realizes he is still in the episode "Nightmares and Daydreams"* Oh.... DARN YOU, BRYKE!!!!
Aang: You gotta admit Katara, it really does seem like you're PMSing all the time!!!!
Katara: What? What did you say??? I do not PMS all the time!!!! Only a little bit!!!!! I b**ch at you frequently but for a good reason!!!! To keep you under my control!!! In a good way......*twitches* AM I BEING TOO MOTHERYLY???? HUH????? HUH???? HUH??? AM I BEING TO MEAN TO YOU????? I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!!!!!!!!
And dont you dare say I have mood swings!!!
Aang: *scoots away*
| libraman_92 wrote: |
here's my part two: Aang: Katara, I'm the Avatar! Katara: Like, duh, the show's "Avatar: The Last Airbender!" Aang: I thought we don't break the fourth wall till 109!!! *REWRITE* Zuko: I want the Avatar!!! Katara: Too late, Zuko, we kicked him outta the village. Zuko: Oh, k then, I'll just Firebend the life outta Sokka. Sokka: Oh, just kill me! *lightning strikes* Sokka: *whimpering* Never mind!!! |
| avataraang113 wrote: |
Aang: You gotta admit Katara, it really does seem like you're PMSing all the time!!!! Katara: What? What did you say??? I do not PMS all the time!!!! Only a little bit!!!!! I b**ch at you frequently but for a good reason!!!! To keep you under my control!!! In a good way......*twitches* AM I BEING TOO MOTHERYLY???? HUH????? HUH???? HUH??? AM I BEING TO MEAN TO YOU????? I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!!!!!!!! Aang: |
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| ^LUVD the 1's about Toph's SPYVids!!^ xD Sokka: Hey, Zuko! Those are some nice broadswords! Zuko: Thanks. I'm pretty talented with them. That's a nice meteor-sword, but... oh, dear. *tsk, tsk* Sokka: What! What is it?! What's wrong with my space-sword?!? Zuko: Oh, it's probably nothing... except, well, nevermind... *tsk, tsk* >:-) Sokka: WHAT!!? WHAT IS IT???!!! *frantically examining space-sword* Zuko: Well, it just that... nah... Sokka: What!! Zuko: ...it's nothing, really, just... Sokka: WHAAT!!! Zuko:....barely noticeable- Sokka: WHAAAT!!! Zuko: hardly worth a wootie's pa-tootie... Sokka: ...0.0...???... huh? Zuko: I said, 'hardly worth a woo-tie's pa-too-tie'... Sokka: 0.o Zuko: ...aargh, aren't you still interested in wut's wrong with your sword??? Sokka: Huh? Oh, the sword? Nah, not really, I just want to make sure I heard you right... A "WOO-tie's Pa-TOO-tie?!?!" Zuko: Look, nevermind, okay? *starts to walk away, Sokka trails* Sokka: Hahaha! No, wait up, seriously, a "WOOTIE'S PA-WUTNow?" HAHAHAHAA!!! Zuko: *sighs* I'll never be good at practical jokes... they always turn back on me at some point... *sighs again* |
| kataang_lover wrote: |
| Part Two!!! Credit to My friend!!!! Me: *showing Aang and Katara four elements waaaaaaaaaaaay better than Aang can. I even have a Insaness State* *We walk out of the closet* Katara: Wow! You make Aang look worthless! Me: I know! Now... START KISSING BEFORE I JOIN TOPH AND AZULA!!! *Aang and Katara shrug and make out* Me: *sits back and drinks cactus juice* Life is good! Eva (my friend): Hi! My names Eva and I loooooove avatar! Me: Eva... How did you get here? Eva: Took a cab. Me: Of course. Aang: (screams like a little girl!) It's Azula and Toph! Toph: That's Tophzulas to you! Azula: I thought we said it was Azultophs! Toph: No, its Tophzulas. Azula: It was Azultophs! Toph: Tophzulas! Azula: Azultophs! Toph: Tophzulas! Azula: Azultophs! *I shove Eva, Katara, Aang, and me in a closet that came out of nowhere and lock it, trying to leave Eva out but Aang pulls her in, thinking that's what I want* Aang: So this time, it's a fully realized avatar, an extremely powerful waterbender, a... master of four elements- Me: Ultra divine to you! Aang: ...and a non-bender. You're a non-bender, right? Eva: I taught myself a little bit of waterbending. Katara, can you teach me? Aang: Hey, you stay away from Katara! She only teaches me! Eva: Aang, you look awfully anxious to say something. What is it? *she is grinning evilly* Aang: I like unicorns and rainbows and I've been kissing Toph a lot lately. French kissing, in fact. Whoops... I've been just dying to tell somebody! *Aang claps his hand over his mouth* Katara: WHAT? Aang: I swear, that wasn't me! It felt the same way being bloodbended felt like without the pause in my circulation! Katara: You, you- Toph: Hello... why don't you come with us? *She and azula have broken down the closet door and are now knocking us-except Katara-unconcious* |
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