| tomtitan wrote: |
| post 3000! |
Post 3001!
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| tomtitan wrote: |
| post 3000! |
| Spacerac wrote: | ||
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| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| Aww, mannn... I shudda known I'd be feeding the kataanger'f fire.... you have to be soo careful these days, even in jokes... |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||
...now i want to do the jet episode. (remember, abridged voices) aang: i don't get it, why are we walking? why don't we just fly on appa? sokka: can you say...plot device? aang: oh, right. sokka: well at least we're not being attacked by random fire nation guys *as he says this they stumble into a FN camp* o shi-! katara: sokka, don't talk, every time you speak, something bad happens! fire nation dude: let's ge-*interrupted by jet ROFLPWNING him* jet: (he has a russian accent) greetings comrades! i am comrade jet, enemy of the fire nation. *super special awesome fight scene* katara: hey strong guy, wait up! jet: well hello there comrade, would you like to see my treehouse? katara: sure! aang: hey! what does he have that i don't? sokka: hair, swords, a treehouse, a cool russian accent a aang: ok you can stop! *in teh treehouse* jet: comrades! we have struck another blow against the capita-fire nation swine! if we comrades stick together, the fire nation will be defeated! to commu-the earth kingdom! all: yay! sokka: this guy's trouble! katara: what are you talking about? sokka: you can clearly see he's a communist, you saw those hookswords, they're just like the sickle in the soviet flag! katara: what? that's crazy! jet: greetings comrades, please! eat! everyone must have an equal share! katara: so? this proves nothing! jet: comrade sokka, i need you to help me on a reconnaisance mission, with your help, we can defeat the capi-fire nation! sokka: a mission? count me in! jet: comrade smellerbee, tie him up, he knows too much! smellerbee: yes comrade jet sir! jet: hey, comrade katara, comrade aang, i need your help, we're going to flood a-i mean.. put out some forest fires, want to help? aang: you bet! now i can be just like smokey the bear! katara: whatever you say 'comrade'. jet: excellent, comrades, meet me in an hour! *later* sokka: hey, what gives? i'm tied up! smellerbee: no sh*t sherlock! sokka: *after untying self* you all fail! jet: comrades, bend the water into the river. katara: ok! aang: katara aren't you curious of his motives? katara: shh aang, don't mess up my chances with this guy! he has an accent! aang: (in head) note to self, develop cool accent *later* katara: we're done! let's go see jet! *they go to the cliff overlooking the dam* katara: where's jet? jet: how did you find out i was a communist? aang: we did't know, until now! jet:..........dammit! how did you find out i was going to blow up the dam? katara: we didn't know, until now! jet:..........dammit! aang: why do you want to blow up the dam and destroy the town? jet: the people in the town are capitalists! they are spying on my secret soviet nuclear plans! aang: what secret soviet nuclear plans? jet: the top secre-DAMMIT! aang: one more thing, get your hands of my woman! *auper cool treetop fight* jet: comrade katara loves me! aang: no! can't you see we're meant to be together! jet: you are clearly inferior to me! aang: get the *beep* of muh trees! *airbends him off tree branch* *katara freezes him* jet: curses, foiled again! katara: you're going to stand trial for crimes against the earth kingdom! jet: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it were'nt for you- wait! i have an idea! comrade longshot! fire! *longshot shoots at dam, it blows up* sokka: super sokka! saves the day! jet: oh no! now we're going to have to listen to you explain how you went to the town and warned everybody about the impending flood! sokka:...well now we don't! *later on appa* sokka: (in childish voice) i was right! i was right! aang: just shut up and steer us the right way! sokka: dammit! jet: i will have my vengence! i swear by mother russia i shall! longshot (off screen): jet, i'm stuck! jet:.....dammit! |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||
...now i want to do the jet episode. (remember, abridged voices) aang: i don't get it, why are we walking? why don't we just fly on appa? sokka: can you say...plot device? aang: oh, right. sokka: well at least we're not being attacked by random fire nation guys *as he says this they stumble into a FN camp* o shi-! katara: sokka, don't talk, every time you speak, something bad happens! fire nation dude: let's ge-*interrupted by jet ROFLPWNING him* jet: (he has a russian accent) greetings comrades! i am comrade jet, enemy of the fire nation. *super special awesome fight scene* katara: hey strong guy, wait up! jet: well hello there comrade, would you like to see my treehouse? katara: sure! aang: hey! what does he have that i don't? sokka: hair, swords, a treehouse, a cool russian accent a aang: ok you can stop! *in teh treehouse* jet: comrades! we have struck another blow against the capita-fire nation swine! if we comrades stick together, the fire nation will be defeated! to commu-the earth kingdom! all: yay! sokka: this guy's trouble! katara: what are you talking about? sokka: you can clearly see he's a communist, you saw those hookswords, they're just like the sickle in the soviet flag! katara: what? that's crazy! jet: greetings comrades, please! eat! everyone must have an equal share! katara: so? this proves nothing! jet: comrade sokka, i need you to help me on a reconnaisance mission, with your help, we can defeat the capi-fire nation! sokka: a mission? count me in! jet: comrade smellerbee, tie him up, he knows too much! smellerbee: yes comrade jet sir! jet: hey, comrade katara, comrade aang, i need your help, we're going to flood a-i mean.. put out some forest fires, want to help? aang: you bet! now i can be just like smokey the bear! katara: whatever you say 'comrade'. jet: excellent, comrades, meet me in an hour! *later* sokka: hey, what gives? i'm tied up! smellerbee: no sh*t sherlock! sokka: *after untying self* you all fail! jet: comrades, bend the water into the river. katara: ok! aang: katara aren't you curious of his motives? katara: shh aang, don't mess up my chances with this guy! he has an accent! aang: (in head) note to self, develop cool accent *later* katara: we're done! let's go see jet! *they go to the cliff overlooking the dam* katara: where's jet? jet: how did you find out i was a communist? aang: we did't know, until now! jet:..........dammit! how did you find out i was going to blow up the dam? katara: we didn't know, until now! jet:..........dammit! aang: why do you want to blow up the dam and destroy the town? jet: the people in the town are capitalists! they are spying on my secret soviet nuclear plans! aang: what secret soviet nuclear plans? jet: the top secre-DAMMIT! aang: one more thing, get your hands of my woman! *auper cool treetop fight* jet: comrade katara loves me! aang: no! can't you see we're meant to be together! jet: you are clearly inferior to me! aang: get the *beep* of muh trees! *airbends him off tree branch* *katara freezes him* jet: curses, foiled again! katara: you're going to stand trial for crimes against the earth kingdom! jet: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it were'nt for you- wait! i have an idea! comrade longshot! fire! *longshot shoots at dam, it blows up* sokka: super sokka! saves the day! jet: oh no! now we're going to have to listen to you explain how you went to the town and warned everybody about the impending flood! sokka:...well now we don't! *later on appa* sokka: (in childish voice) i was right! i was right! aang: just shut up and steer us the right way! sokka: dammit! jet: i will have my vengence! i swear by mother russia i shall! longshot (off screen): jet, i'm stuck! jet:.....dammit! |
trailer for a new avatar spin off
IN A WORLD FILLED WITH DANGER ONE MAN HAS THE KOHONAS TO PUT ON A MASK AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE...AGAIN!!! THE BLUE SPIRIT IS BACK WITH TWICE THE SWORD,TWICE THE EXPLOTIONS,AND TWICE THE CHEESY ONE LINERS
BLUE SPIRIT: I CAME HERE TO EAT FIRE FLACKS AND KICK A$$.....AND IM ALL OUT OF FIRE FLACKS!!
THIS SUMER GROW A PARE AND GO SEE
BLUE SPIRIT 2
RETURN OF THE REVENGE
WITH A VENGEANCE!!!
GUARD: HE..HE'S BLUE!
BLUE SPIRIT: DA BA DEE DA A DIE B!TCH!!!
THIS FILM RATED B FOR BALLS!!!!!
| 2POKE22 wrote: |
trailer for a new avatar spin off IN A WORLD FILLED WITH DANGER ONE MAN HAS THE KOHONAS TO PUT ON A MASK AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE...AGAIN!!! THE BLUE SPIRIT IS BACK WITH TWICE THE SWORD,TWICE THE EXPLOTIONS,AND TWICE THE CHEESY ONE LINERS BLUE SPIRIT: I CAME HERE TO EAT FIRE FLACKS AND KICK A$$.....AND IM ALL OUT OF FIRE FLACKS!! THIS SUMER GROW A PARE AND GO SEE BLUE SPIRIT 2 RETURN OF THE REVENGE WITH A VENGEANCE!!! GUARD: HE..HE'S BLUE! BLUE SPIRIT: DA BA DEE DA BA DIE B!TCH!!! THIS FILM RATED B FOR BALLS!!!!! |
| crazy17 wrote: |
| I'ma do an Avatar Stupidity ep! *BEEP* Ty Lee: I'm sexy! I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm b***ing, great hair! The boys all love to stare! *BEEP* Azula: *while sleeping* A sea monkey stole my money. *BEEP!* Katara: *facepalm* Sweet niblets! *BEEP* Hakoda: *to Katara as they approach the FN royal palace* You know, I think he's compensating for something! *chuckles* *BEEP* Ursa: Where HAVE you been? *BEEP* Aang: *in Avatar State* DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO, EVER! *BEEP* Toph: Do something to make me hate you! Katara: Um...go Hitler? *BEEP* Zuko: I'd give anything to be normal! *BEEP* Zuko: Wanna get it on? Mai: H*** yeah! *BEEP* Aang: IIIIIIIIII'M READYYYY! *BEEP* Sokka: *about Azula* Ohhhh, that b***! *BEEP* Sokka: I've had it with the Motherf***ing snakes on the Motherf***ing plane! XD I got the lines from Shrek, Finding Nemo, Bring It On, Snakes On A Plane, Hannah Montana, Lost, Gilmore Girls, SpongeBob, Smallville, and the 2nd Harry Potter movie. |
| KingAtticus wrote: |
| *For Zutara/Naruto Abridged/my Zuko: Okay, I want you to grab these bells from me using Firebending. Aang: Okay! Zuko: Aang! I said bells, and I said me. Aang: Whoops... Katara: Well I'm scared for life. |
Admiral Ackbar: Wait. It's a trap!
Katara: Really? No kidding. Is that why we're sitting in a wooden cage right now? Gee, how'd you figure out it was a trap?
Admiral Ackbar: Not for us, Katara. We're the bait. He wants Aang.
i feel it's more fitting if admiral ackbar says those lines.
| tomtitan wrote: |
Admiral Ackbar: Wait. It's a trap! Katara: Really? No kidding. Is that why we're sitting in a wooden cage right now? Gee, how'd you figure out it was a trap? Admiral Ackbar: Not for us, Katara. We're the bait. He wants Aang. i feel it's more fitting if admiral ackbar says those lines. |
| MarioMario54321 wrote: | ||
You have shamed Toph's name! You've stolen her honor! And if any Toph Fan is reading this, DO IT! |
| kkg14 wrote: | ||||
do what? |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||||||
y'know, it! |
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| tomtitan wrote: | ||||||||||
you know, IT! |
