Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Li and Lo: I present to you your Princess Azula!
*Azula walks out* * Gaang appears suddenly on Appa*
Aang: Die b**ch die!!! *Jumps off Appa and starts shooting her with machine gun*
Sokka:No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes
Momo:No one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling only lies
Momo and Sokka: But my dreams They aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free
Li and Lo: 0_0 * Aang knocks them off the edge*
*A dragon appears out of the sky*
Eragon: Its a sign of the Apocalypse! See how the mushrooms fall from the sky!*explodes*
*Mushroom hits Sokka, sky blots out with falling mushrooms*
Sokka: Reality as we know it is turning into a Rush song!!
*Dinosaurs appear on the ground, smashing people, Jim Morrison rises from the grave, Mario games are suddenly popular again*
Mario: Squingilli! A-ma saved from bankruptcy!
Aang: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Jumps off edge and flites toward the earth, creating giant explosion that destroys everyone below*
Zuko walks out.
Zuko: When the f**k am I- 0_0 *sees giant crater, Katara Irish dancing, Toph smashing the dead Azula with a rock while Momo and Sokka continue their Who song*
Zuko: Holy sh*t. I guess these things happen when you date Mai. *joins in smashing Azula with Toph*
In a home nearby.....
Katara: * wakes up and gets dressed * ready for school Mom. * brings a mirror *
Announcer: You never know the difference Cactus Juice makes.
Katara: * brings the mirror to school and puts it in front of his brother *
Sokka: * looks at himself *
Announcer: Join, Above The Influence.
newworldman11 wrote: |
Li and Lo: I present to you your Princess Azula! *Azula walks out* * Gaang appears suddenly on Appa* Aang: Die b**ch die!!! *Jumps off Appa and starts shooting her with machine gun* Sokka:No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes Momo:No one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling only lies Momo and Sokka: But my dreams They aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free Li and Lo: 0_0 * Aang knocks them off the edge* *A dragon appears out of the sky* Eragon: Its a sign of the Apocalypse! See how the mushrooms fall from the sky!*explodes* *Mushroom hits Sokka, sky blots out with falling mushrooms* Sokka: Reality as we know it is turning into a Rush song!! *Dinosaurs appear on the ground, smashing people, Jim Morrison rises from the grave, Mario games are suddenly popular again* Mario: Squingilli! A-ma saved from bankruptcy! Aang: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Jumps off edge and flites toward the earth, creating giant explosion that destroys everyone below* Zuko walks out. Zuko: When the f**k am I- 0_0 *sees giant crater, Katara Irish dancing, Toph smashing the dead Azula with a rock while Momo and Sokka continue their Who song* Zuko: Holy sh*t. I guess these things happen when you date Mai. *joins in smashing Azula with Toph* |
tomtitan wrote: |
sokka: okay, aang has mastered firebending, the invasion is completely prepared, everyone's in position, and we still have a week, what should we do? toph: we could pick our toenails katara: didn't you just do that? toph: that was for cleanliness, i meant for fun. sokka: we need to get popular support from fire naiton people. katar: how do we do that? aang: i got it! toph, bend your spacerock into a triangle shape toph: *does it* aang: momo, hit the triangle with this piece of metal to a beat! momo: *starts beat* aang: toph, sit in that rock formation that looks conveniently like a drumkit! toph: where are you going with this? aang: do it! toph: *does it* aang: sokka! go into the local town and steal a piano sokka: how did you know i play? aang: GO! sokka:*goes* aang: katara, can you sing? katara: yeah i guess.. aang: excellent. sokka: *returns with piano* aang: okay, i'll play air guitar (pun intended) let's think of a name for our band. sokka: band?! ...good idea, let's get started! *the gaang reach #1 in FN charts with their hit song 'we hate ozai'* zuko: so the gaang are trying to reach out to the people of the fire nation with music, two can play at that game, i shall defeat them through the power of.... EMO MUSIC! mai: i like where this is going... to be continued... |
This seems to go a little slower now. Not as fast as we used to.
The Beach 1st take (with different words meant for humor and because I can't remember what they said exactly)
Toph: I like swimming as much as the next guy but we should be careful Cover Up!!
Aang: Cover up.... And you're the one to talk!!!
Zuko, Jet, Haru, and even Bumi come to the set and see Toph:
Director: CUT!!! What the heck are yall doing here.
Zuko: * gets a nosebleed *
Bumi: * heart beats faster * Uh-Oh I feel a heart attack coming up again.
Haru and Jet: * suprisingly look at Katara *
Azula, Mai, and Ty-Lee come in: Um, can we start now.
Haru and Jet: * total faint * bikini paradise...
Zuko: .........
Jiraya: OH YEAH BABY!!!! * appears in the room out of nowhere *
Director: Ok. Who invited this bozo here.
Jiraya: I am the toad sage. * looks at the girls for his " research "
Director: The things I do for money.
Falcondude123 wrote: |
Zuko: Who are you? twinsthatrule: I am a loyal fan! director: breaktime! twinsthatrule: what? What did I do? director: You came on to Zuko, just like everyone else in ur fake bloopers duz. twinsthatrule: no I didn't! director: yes you did! Now I must say 'breaktime' just like I do in all of your fake bloopers after someone comes on to Zuko! So, again I say, 'Breaktime!' twinsthatrule: but, but, butt- director: hey, say that word to Zuko during break! twinsthatrule: 0.o Zuko: now you know how it feels! Bwah-haha! director: Bwah-haha! Everyone on set: Bwah-haha! |
twinsthatrule wrote: | ||
ok first of all Do you hate us or something? you are using our name. Second we are two people. Just trying to clear that up. |
Falcondude123 wrote: | ||||
hey I was just joking! I liked your bloopers, I was just teasing about their recurring theme. They are very funny, though! Sorry if I offended you or something. |