Avatar: The Last Airbender: Crack Theories

xRamensx
[1]Apr 12, 2008
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Think of the crackiest theory you can. Or discuss ones someone already said.
Please, don't talk about preexisting ones you feel are cracky; make up one you've never heard of.
I'll start:
Bosco the bear is actually Ursa, who got turned into a bear when she got exiled.
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GolenBlue
[2]Apr 12, 2008
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1st

Sokka is transexual.
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super0cow123
[3]Apr 12, 2008
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the cabbage man is aangs father
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daveshanFromGMU
[4]Apr 12, 2008
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1. Ozai is only a figurehead. The Cabbage Man is the true lord of the Fire Nation.
2. Bosco is a clue that the whole thing is just a dream from someone in the real world.
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AllKnowingBeing
[5]Apr 12, 2008
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Fire Lady Ursa is Zuko, Azula, Katara, and Sokka mother.
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avataraang4
[6]Apr 12, 2008
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Aang is really Katara's son and Sokka is the father
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LeonMorado
[7]Apr 12, 2008
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everything after nightmares and daydreams is still a sleep deprivation induced halucination; macaroni ozai tree convinces aang to go into real estate.
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PsychoPass
[8]Apr 12, 2008
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Azula is actually Ty Lees grandmother who is Sokka's step mother who is Katara's father who's Roku's son in law who's Aang's brother's friend's cousin' mother's uncle's brother's neices's grandmother's pet komodo chicken. Lol wut!
Edited on 04/12/2008 12:53pm
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picaboomman
[9]Apr 12, 2008
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zutara

no but seriously:

chapter six is called ursa's return
chapter 8 is called the prey of the face stealer

azula frees iroh and joins the gaang because she is jealous of zuko

i could go on
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tomtitan
[10]Apr 12, 2008
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Aang is really evil. Katara, Toph and Zuko have been training him to rule the world without even knowing it!
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NarutoAvatarDBZ
[11]Apr 12, 2008
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Combustion Man is Aang's father
Momo is using Aang to take the world
Appa is Aang's brother.
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picaboomman
[12]Apr 12, 2008
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tomtitan wrote:

Aang is really evil. Katara, Toph and Zuko have been training him to rule the world without even knowing it!

greatest crack theory ever...^^^^^^

katara and toph turned lesbian after wating to long for sokka and aang to make a move...howeverm after aang's kiss in the day of black sun, katara turned straght again, while toph is now attempting to do it herself...and thats the plot for 321
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xRamensx
[13]Apr 12, 2008
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Ozai and Azula have side-jobs as ice-cream truck drivers and enjoying playing "It's a Small World" the most. (Thank you ice cream truck for driving down my street for the first time in, like, 2 years)
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daveshanFromGMU

[14]Apr 12, 2008

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PsychoPass wrote:

Azula is actually Ty Lees grandmother who is Sokka's step mother who is Katara's father who's Roku's son in law who's Aang's brother's friend's cousin' mother's uncle's brother's neices's grandmother's pet komodo chicken. Lol wut!

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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Murellus
[15]Apr 12, 2008
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Aang gets pregnant with Azula, Ozai and Zuko. Dunno how it happened but all I know is Aang lost his virginity.
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craegan
[16]Apr 12, 2008
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Fire Lord Ozai is really Kuzon in disquise. Aang finds out, and the two of them become best friends and move into the spongebob universe at the end of the show.

And Sokka gets trapped in a cardboard box and eats his foot to survive.
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edmasterchaos
[17]Apr 12, 2008
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Fire Lord Ozai is actually President Bush.

Aang isn't the avatar, the monks told him that cuz he was in Punk'd too bad he never saw his episode :/
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SplitReflection
[18]Apr 12, 2008
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Aang has "I'm with stupid" tatooed on the back of his head. The monks did it as a joke and everyone else thought it was too funny to tell him.
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NarutoAvatarDBZ
[19]Apr 12, 2008
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Momo will turn out to be an Earthbender and use his skills to drop a giant rock on the Fire Nation capitol.
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tomtitan
[20]Apr 12, 2008
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NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:

Momo will turn out to be an Earthbender and use his skills to drop a giant rock on the Fire Nation capitol.
That ain't no crack theory, that's got proof!

Ignore the bluey stuff.
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