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DanSandwichBoy
[161]Apr 17, 2008
member since: 06/15/05
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[grabs Hydra with a crazy look] WHO!? For the love of Agni, WHO!?
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SgtHydra
[162]Apr 17, 2008
member since: 03/26/07
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DanSandwichBoy wrote:

[grabs Hydra with a crazy look] WHO!? For the love of Agni, WHO!?
I promised I'd never say a word on the matter!
I ship Zutara irregardless of what I've learned!
Zutara forever!
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daveshanFromGMU
[163]Apr 17, 2008
member since: 07/27/07
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confucioussayhi wrote:

Do you know how many innocents would senselessly die because of that? The shippers would scour the Earth, destroying everything in their foaming-at-the-mouth rage.
Indeed they would and that is when I'd make my move. I'd make two alternate endings, one where she says that she loves Aang, the other where she says she loves Zuko. I'll reveal each ending to each respective shipping group for a massive fee. Then, I will buy my own island and live in luxary with many beautiful, scantily clad women.

As for a new crack theory, Ursa hooks up with Corn-in-Mouth Man from season 2.
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HSPMGODH66
[164]Apr 17, 2008
member since: 04/15/08
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the guy who foams from his mouth, was sent by ozai to give aang rabies, but he keeps failing, and the cabbage man is firenation who will poison appa with cabbages!
appa will defect and kill aang, and he will get all the cabbages from ozai!
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xRamensx

[165]Apr 17, 2008

member since: 03/01/08
level: 11
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daveshanFromGMU wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

Do you know how many innocents would senselessly die because of that? The shippers would scour the Earth, destroying everything in their foaming-at-the-mouth rage.

Indeed they would and that is when I'd make my move. I'd make two alternate endings, one where she says that she loves Aang, the other where she says she loves Zuko. I'll reveal each ending to each respective shipping group for a massive fee. Then, I will buy my own island and live in luxary with many beautiful, scantily clad women.

As for a new crack theory, Ursa hooks up with Corn-in-Mouth Man from season 2.

Oh, that Invader Zim reference guy? (thank you commentary) I support it! But that would be weird kissing. oO

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daveshanFromGMU

[166]Apr 18, 2008

member since: 07/27/07
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xRamensx wrote:

daveshanFromGMU wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

Do you know how many innocents would senselessly die because of that? The shippers would scour the Earth, destroying everything in their foaming-at-the-mouth rage.

Indeed they would and that is when I'd make my move. I'd make two alternate endings, one where she says that she loves Aang, the other where she says she loves Zuko. I'll reveal each ending to each respective shipping group for a massive fee. Then, I will buy my own island and live in luxary with many beautiful, scantily clad women.

As for a new crack theory, Ursa hooks up with Corn-in-Mouth Man from season 2.

Oh, that Invader Zim reference guy? (thank you commentary) I support it! But that would be weird kissing. oO

Of course not. His kisses would taste like corn.

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xRamensx

[167]Apr 18, 2008

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daveshanFromGMU wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

daveshanFromGMU wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

Do you know how many innocents would senselessly die because of that? The shippers would scour the Earth, destroying everything in their foaming-at-the-mouth rage.

Indeed they would and that is when I'd make my move. I'd make two alternate endings, one where she says that she loves Aang, the other where she says she loves Zuko. I'll reveal each ending to each respective shipping group for a massive fee. Then, I will buy my own island and live in luxary with many beautiful, scantily clad women.

As for a new crack theory, Ursa hooks up with Corn-in-Mouth Man from season 2.

Oh, that Invader Zim reference guy? (thank you commentary) I support it! But that would be weird kissing. oO

Of course not. His kisses would taste like corn.

But corn is deelishus. :O

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daveshanFromGMU

[168]Apr 18, 2008

member since: 07/27/07
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xRamensx wrote:

daveshanFromGMU wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

daveshanFromGMU wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

Do you know how many innocents would senselessly die because of that? The shippers would scour the Earth, destroying everything in their foaming-at-the-mouth rage.

Indeed they would and that is when I'd make my move. I'd make two alternate endings, one where she says that she loves Aang, the other where she says she loves Zuko. I'll reveal each ending to each respective shipping group for a massive fee. Then, I will buy my own island and live in luxary with many beautiful, scantily clad women.

As for a new crack theory, Ursa hooks up with Corn-in-Mouth Man from season 2.

Oh, that Invader Zim reference guy? (thank you commentary) I support it! But that would be weird kissing. oO

Of course not. His kisses would taste like corn.

But corn is deelishus. :O

That's why Ursa will be all over him.

Edited on 04/18/2008 7:14am

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Blaster33456
[169]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 10/16/07
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 1,459
No way!

(As a super-friend, I'ma type in Italics for no reason at all XD)
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SpiffyBacon

[170]Apr 18, 2008

member since: 01/16/08
level: 10
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posts: 454

SgtHydra wrote:

DanSandwichBoy wrote:

[grabs Hydra with a crazy look] WHO!? For the love of Agni, WHO!?

I promised I'd never say a word on the matter!

I ship Zutara irregardless of what I've learned!

Zutara forever!

irregardless?

I always thought it was just regardless...

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Mapletree46
[171]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 01/08/07
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 1,954
The fire nation has to stop using its fire bending power because tehy are polluting the ozone layer
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NarutoAvatarDBZ
[172]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 09/04/07
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posts: 431
No exactly the opposite, they will pollute so much that the North Pole melts, making them win the war!
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AllKnowingBeing
[173]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 03/09/08
level: 12
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Azula does not work at a strip club that I do not go to.
Nick cares for Avatar.
Chuck Norris is the true leader of the Fire Nation.
Finland has seen the seson finale.
Sokka was raped by Suki.
The Fire Nation has become a democracy.
Toph is just faking that she cann't see so she can get disability money for it.

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xRamensx

[174]Apr 18, 2008

member since: 03/01/08
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AllKnowingBeing wrote:

Azula does not work at a strip club that I do not go to.

Nick cares for Avatar.

Chuck Norris is the true leader of the Fire Nation.

Finland has seen the seson finale.

Sokka was raped by Suki.

The Fire Nation has become a democracy.

Toph is just faking that she cann't see so she can get disability money for it.

The ones in bold are possibly true. Besides, Suki got what was coming to her, if you know what I mean. XD

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wiseone_777

[175]Apr 18, 2008

member since: 12/21/07
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xRamensx wrote:

AllKnowingBeing wrote:

Azula does not work at a strip club that I do not go to.

Nick cares for Avatar.

Chuck Norris is the true leader of the Fire Nation.

Finland has seen the seson finale.

Sokka was raped by Suki.

The Fire Nation has become a democracy.

Toph is just faking that she cann't see so she can get disability money for it.

The ones in bold are possibly true. Besides, Suki got what was coming to her, if you know what I mean. XD

Snort...

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SgtHydra
[176]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 03/26/07
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Suki is dead. The girl seen in the Boiling Rock Trailer is obviously the love child of Iroh and Suki.
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SplitReflection
[177]Apr 18, 2008
member since: 10/12/07
level: 8
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posts: 735
SgtHydra wrote:

Suki is dead. The girl seen in the Boiling Rock Trailer is obviously the love child of Iroh and Suki.
Yep. With time travel, anything is possible.
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SgtHydra

[178]Apr 19, 2008

member since: 03/26/07
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SplitReflection wrote:

SgtHydra wrote:

Suki is dead. The girl seen in the Boiling Rock Trailer is obviously the love child of Iroh and Suki.

Yep. With time travel, anything is possible.

Who said anything about time travel?

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SplitReflection

[179]Apr 19, 2008

member since: 10/12/07
level: 8
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SgtHydra wrote:

SplitReflection wrote:

SgtHydra wrote:

Suki is dead. The girl seen in the Boiling Rock Trailer is obviously the love child of Iroh and Suki.

Yep. With time travel, anything is possible.

Who said anything about time travel?

Begging your pardon. How silly of me to not realise that a teenaged girl can easily concieve a child who is as old as she is. I would ask you about the technical details, but... I won't.

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tomtitan
[180]Apr 19, 2008
member since: 03/01/07
level: 19
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posts: 10,891
SgtHydra wrote:

Suki is dead. The girl seen in the Boiling Rock Trailer is obviously the love child of Iroh and Jamie Lynn Spears.

Fix'd fur teh majik ninjitsu.
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