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    tomtitan

    [101]Apr 14, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    100th POST!

    Aang turns out to really be a pixie hell bent on containing all the magic of the world to use for his own personal gain.

    Fix'd for FOP reference.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [102]Apr 14, 2008
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    Phoenix Lord turns out to be the Cabbage Guy.

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be Momo.

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be a phoenix.

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be a wimp.

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be a airbender.

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be AllKnowingBeing.

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    tomtitan

    [103]Apr 14, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Phoenix Lord turns out to be a airbender.

    What a twist!

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    NarutoAvatarDBZ

    [104]Apr 14, 2008
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    Azula is her mother's alter ego, that is why her and "Ursa" look so much alike, not genetics. Why else would Azula be on the FN throne anyway?:
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    SgtHydra

    [105]Apr 14, 2008
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:
    Azula is her mother's alter ego, that is why her and "Ursa" look so much alike, not genetics. Why else would Azula be on the FN throne anyway?:

    My head just exploded.

    Then again... Azula could be Ozai crossdressing...

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    picaboomman

    [106]Apr 14, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:
    Azula is her mother's alter ego, that is why her and "Ursa" look so much alike, not genetics. Why else would Azula be on the FN throne anyway?:

    My head just exploded.

    Then again... Azula could be Ozai crossdressing...



    you know, their never in the same place at the same time, except in zukos alone but that could have been before he locked her away somewhere and impersonated her xgreatest crack theory ever
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    SplitReflection

    [107]Apr 14, 2008
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    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.
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    SgtHydra

    [108]Apr 14, 2008
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    SplitReflection wrote:
    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.

    That's not a crack theory.

    That's one of Ozai's plans.

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    SplitReflection

    [109]Apr 14, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.

    That's not a crack theory.

    That's one of Ozai's plans.

    Shhh!!! You'll ruin the ending!

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    SgtHydra

    [110]Apr 14, 2008
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    SplitReflection wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.

    That's not a crack theory.

    That's one of Ozai's plans.

    Shhh!!! You'll ruin the ending!

    Me? You just did!

    ARGH!

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    SpiffyBacon

    [111]Apr 14, 2008
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    Zuko is in fact a nazi:

    ukno.jpg Hizu picture by Mapletree46

    Credit to whoever made this picture.

    Edited on 04/14/2008 8:21pm
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    SgtHydra

    [112]Apr 14, 2008
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    SpiffyBacon wrote:

    Zuko is in fact a Nazi:

    ukno.jpg Hizu picture by Mapletree46

    Sorry if someone has already made the connection...

    Here is my reality:

    Image Preview

    Here's my reality when I saw that picture:

    Image Preview

    Thanks alot, sport.

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    edmasterchaos

    [113]Apr 14, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.

    That's not a crack theory.

    That's one of Ozai's plans.

    Shhh!!! You'll ruin the ending!

    Me? You just did!

    ARGH!

    To be completly honest, that theory does sound very possible.
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    SplitReflection

    [114]Apr 15, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Well, now that the fire nation has airships and Dai Li agents they can earthbend Sozin's Comet, altering its orbit to permanently circle the earth. This causes firebenders to gain unbelievable power, and keep it permanently.

    That's not a crack theory.

    That's one of Ozai's plans.

    Shhh!!! You'll ruin the ending!

    Me? You just did!

    ARGH!

    To be completly honest, that theory does sound very possible.

    If this happens I am just going to burst out laughing.

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    Valtiel930

    [115]Apr 15, 2008
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    Aang is actually dead and the entire series is either A.) His last thoughts of dying, and him making peace with his death. B.) What would've happened if he survived the Air Temple raid. Take that Jake Gyllenhaal/Tim Robbins!
    Edited on 04/15/2008 1:14am
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    Valtiel930

    [116]Apr 15, 2008
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    So, Ozai is really a member of a proselytic doomsday cult based on a Native American religion. (However, most of it's members were originally Christians thus certain aspects of Christianity were mixed in.)

    Aang's previous incarnation disrupted a ritual that would summon their "god". (which would cleanse the world of sin through fire) This interruption caused only half of their god to be summoned into this plain of existence. Ozai's real intentions are to unleash his vengeance upon Aang and finish the ritual by impregnating Katara with the "seed".
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    SplitReflection

    [117]Apr 15, 2008
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    Valtiel930 wrote:
    So, Ozai is really a member of a proselytic doomsday cult based on a Native American religion. (However, most of it's members were originally Christians thus certain aspects of Christianity were mixed in.) Aang's previous incarnation disrupted a ritual that would summon their "god". (which would cleanse the world of sin through fire) This interruption caused only half of their god to be summoned into this plain of existence. Ozai's real intentions are to unleash his vengeance upon Aang and finish the ritual by impregnating Katara with the "seed".

    It could work. But why do I get the feeling that Nick would censor it?

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    StrongGaia

    [118]Apr 15, 2008
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    The sun explodes. The fire nation is defenceless, and the avatar defeats the fire lord. Unfortunately, the rest of the world freezes to death shortly after.
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    SplitReflection

    [119]Apr 15, 2008
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    StrongGaia wrote:
    The sun explodes. The fire nation is defenceless, and the avatar defeats the fire lord. Unfortunately, the rest of the world freezes to death shortly after.

    Wow. Now that would certainly be interesting...

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    Blaster33456

    [120]Apr 15, 2008
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    LOL!!

    Suki is found but she's fell in love with.... SPONGEBOB!!!
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