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    tiodavid248

    [21]Apr 12, 2008
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    Speaking of crack, where does Aang's head arrow start?
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    dantedones

    [22]Apr 12, 2008
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    Cabbage Man and Foamy had an orgy with the Frustrated Painter on Kyoshi island
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    SgtHydra

    [23]Apr 12, 2008
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    Fire Lord Ozai is really just Momo in disguise.

    That's not as stupid as it sounds... never know where that little monkey goes when nobody's looking... and plus you can't trust monkeys... they bite ppl...

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    edmasterchaos

    [24]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    Fire Lord Ozai is really just Momo in disguise.

    That's not as stupid as it sounds... never know where that little monkey goes when nobody's looking... and plus you can't trust monkeys... they bite ppl...
    True, also in DoBS he conviniently dissapeared after they began the invasion plan, and as it was shown before, Momo is zimbabwenese for Lord Of Fire And Pie.
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [25]Apr 12, 2008
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    Chuck Norris was the first avatar and he mastered 6 elements. The fifth element is his beard, which was where he hid the sixth element, his third fist.
    Edited on 04/12/2008 6:25pm
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    Mapletree46

    [26]Apr 12, 2008
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    Aang is bald because he has cancer

    Zuko's scar is really just a birthmark

    Toph isn't really blind, she just needs a haircut
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    -TheSecondSign-

    [27]Apr 12, 2008
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    Zuko went back in time, and made himself his own grandpa.
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    -TheSecondSign-

    [28]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    Fire Lord Ozai is really just Momo in disguise.

    That's not as stupid as it sounds... never know where that little monkey goes when nobody's looking... and plus you can't trust monkeys... they bite ppl...

    They also throw their feces at people.

    And in Momo's case, he can fly, so that would suck for us.

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    SgtHydra

    [29]Apr 12, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    Chuck Norris was the first avatar and he mastered 6 elements. The fifth element is his beard, which was where he hid the sixth element, his third fist.

    That's no crack theory.

    That's in the United Church of Chuck's bible.

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    xRamensx

    [30]Apr 12, 2008
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    tiodavid248 wrote:
    Speaking of crack, where does Aang's head arrow start?

    It doesn't start anywhere. It's like Donald Trump's hair.

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    SgtHydra

    [31]Apr 12, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    tiodavid248 wrote:
    Speaking of crack, where does Aang's head arrow start?

    It doesn't start anywhere. It's like Donald Trump's hair.

    Donald Tump's hair looks like a butt from behind...

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    picaboomman

    [32]Apr 12, 2008
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    what if-what if-what if- WHAT IF.....Sokka and Momo were aunt and uncle! what a surprise!
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    SgtHydra

    [33]Apr 12, 2008
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    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!

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    xRamensx

    [34]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!

    Would that make Azula and Katara twins?

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    daveshanFromGMU

    [35]Apr 12, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!

    Would that make Azula and Katara twins?

    No that only makes them sisters.
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    SgtHydra

    [36]Apr 12, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!

    Would that make Azula and Katara twins?

    No that only makes them sisters.

    And it makes Azutara all the better.

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [37]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!

    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Fire Lady Ursa is Zuko, Azula, Katara, and Sokka mother.

    I already beat you to it buddy.
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    SgtHydra

    [38]Apr 12, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    I have a theory...

    That Katara and Sokka's mother is in fact Ursa...

    DunDunDa!
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Fire Lady Ursa is Zuko, Azula, Katara, and Sokka mother.
    I already beat you to it buddy.

    Doesn't matter!

    Ninja skills allow me to do that...

    huWAH!

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    waterbender6025

    [39]Apr 12, 2008
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    momo is actually a spy for spongebob
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    SgtHydra

    [40]Apr 12, 2008
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    waterbender6025 wrote:
    momo is actually a spy for spongebob

    Edited on 04/12/2008 9:41pm
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