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    nick_fear_inc

    [61]Apr 13, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Fire Lady Ursa is Zuko, Azula, Katara, and Sokka mother.

    Jake and Dylan made that up.
    (I helped a bit.)
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [62]Apr 13, 2008
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    Aang was caught performing bestiality.

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    StrongGaia

    [63]Apr 13, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Aang was caught performing beastiality.

    This is for theories AKB. Aang's beastiality is obviously true.

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    NarutoAvatarDBZ

    [64]Apr 13, 2008
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    Azula is really Bosco's father!
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    tomtitan

    [65]Apr 13, 2008
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:
    Azula is really Bosco's father!
    Wow, now that's a twist worthy of Shyamalan himself!
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    picaboomman

    [66]Apr 13, 2008
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    what if jodie foster appeared on avatar, not playing a character, but as herself ?
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    tomtitan

    [67]Apr 13, 2008
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    picaboomman wrote:
    what if jodie foster appeared on avatar, not playing a character, but as herself ?
    Forger Jodie Foster, what about Ryan Seacrest?
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    Maria93

    [68]Apr 13, 2008
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    Voldemort is Zuko's real father
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    Santana8Nine

    [69]Apr 13, 2008
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    Love me some crack.
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    kkg14

    [70]Apr 13, 2008
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    Here's a crack theory for ya:

    This whole war thing is actually a gang war over crack.
    (c wut i did thar?)

    Aang and his friends are fighting Ozai to win back the turf and 'supplies' that once belonged to Roku but was stolen from him by Sozin. Seriously, do you really think that was catus juice Sokka got high on?
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    Santana8Nine

    [71]Apr 13, 2008
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    kkg14 wrote:
    Here's a crack theory for ya:

    This whole war thing is actually a gang war over crack.
    (c wut i did thar?)

    Aang and his friends are fighting Ozai to win back the turf and 'supplies' that once belonged to Roku but was stolen from him by Sozin. Seriously, do you really think that was catus juice Sokka got high on?
    Nice, what about this one

    Aang is really a 12 year old crack fiend, and this whole story is really just a dream he is having, because he passed out after smoking 2 pounds of crack
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    xRamensx

    [72]Apr 13, 2008
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    Santana8Nine wrote:
    kkg14 wrote:
    Here's a crack theory for ya: This whole war thing is actually a gang war over crack. (c wut i did thar?) Aang and his friends are fighting Ozai to win back the turf and 'supplies' that once belonged to Roku but was stolen from him by Sozin. Seriously, do you really think that was catus juice Sokka got high on?
    Nice, what about this one Aang is really a 12 year old crack fiend, and this whole story is really just a dream he is having, because he passed out after smoking 2 pounds of crack

    This is supposed to crack theories; meaning stuff that can't be true. Your theory has too much possible truth to it. We all know Aang does crack. "Nightmares and Daydreams" anyone?

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    SplitReflection

    [73]Apr 13, 2008
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    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

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    xRamensx

    [74]Apr 13, 2008
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    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

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    SplitReflection

    [75]Apr 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

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    xRamensx

    [76]Apr 13, 2008
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    SplitReflection wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

    It's hypnotising Katara! No, Katara, look away!

    It can't be.. It's.. The Nickelodeon Cabbage, and it's controlling Katara to make her kill Aang! D:

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    wiseone_777

    [77]Apr 13, 2008
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    Azuko will not happen....
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    xRamensx

    [78]Apr 13, 2008
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    wiseone_777 wrote:
    Azuko will not happen....

    Now that is the best crack theory I have heard! You win five internetz! Congratulations!

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    confucioussayhi

    [79]Apr 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

    It's hypnotising Katara! No, Katara, look away!

    It can't be.. It's.. The Nickelodeon Cabbage, and it's controlling Katara to make her kill Aang! D:
    If only a hero could arrive in time to save him! *mustache state theme music plays* Can it be? It's... it's... the mustache state! We're saved!

    Could you imagine a cabbage of doom vs. a glowing mustache? Yeah, so can I. We need proffesional help.
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    xRamensx

    [80]Apr 13, 2008
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

    It's hypnotising Katara! No, Katara, look away!

    It can't be.. It's.. The Nickelodeon Cabbage, and it's controlling Katara to make her kill Aang! D:
    If only a hero could arrive in time to save him! *mustache state theme music plays* Can it be? It's... it's... the mustache state! We're saved! Could you imagine a cabbage of doom vs. a glowing mustache? Yeah, so can I. We need proffesional help.

    Is that professional help Sokka wearing a fake beard and mustache? I'll take it!

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