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    scorchingflame

    [41]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:

    waterbender6025 wrote:
    momo is actually a spy for spongebob

    Damn you Momo!!!

    Ofcoarse! When Katara was planning with the generals in Ba Sing Se, Momo 'accidently' ran onto the risk-like board and 'accidently' knocked over the mounted insignias.

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    SgtHydra

    [42]Apr 12, 2008
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    scorchingflame wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    waterbender6025 wrote:
    momo is actually a spy for spongebob

    Damn you Momo!!!

    Ofcoarse! When Katara was planning with the generals in Ba Sing Se, Momo 'accidently' ran onto the risk-like board and 'accidently' knocked over the mounted insignias.

    I bet he was observing the plans up close in preperation for a SB invasion! That was the reason why S3 took so long!

    Momo... you fiend...

    DAMN YOU, MOMO!!!!

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    xRamensx

    [43]Apr 12, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:
    scorchingflame wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:

    waterbender6025 wrote:
    momo is actually a spy for spongebob

    Damn you Momo!!!

    Ofcoarse! When Katara was planning with the generals in Ba Sing Se, Momo 'accidently' ran onto the risk-like board and 'accidently' knocked over the mounted insignias.

    I bet he was observing the plans up close in preperation for a SB invasion! That was the reason why S3 took so long!

    Momo... you fiend...

    DAMN YOU, MOMO!!!!

    I think this is obligatory.

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    scorchingflame

    [44]Apr 12, 2008
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    Ok I understand it now!

    Momo is the real villian. Fire Lord Ozai is his puppet. But Momo's left and right hand men are the evil Flopsy and Miyuki! And Momo reports to SB

    Edited on 04/12/2008 10:01pm
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    SgtHydra

    [45]Apr 12, 2008
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    scorchingflame wrote:

    Ok I understand it now!

    Momo is the real villian. Fire Lord Ozai is his puppet. But Momo's left and right hand men are the evil Flopsy and Miyuki! And Momo reports to SB

    My god... I think we've just uncovered the biggest conspiracy plot since Roswell!

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    tomtitan

    [46]Apr 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    I think this is obligatory.

    this.
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    StrongGaia

    [47]Apr 13, 2008
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    Zukaang.



    Enough said.
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    SplitReflection

    [48]Apr 13, 2008
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    Haru's moustache is secretly a fire nation spy. That is how they knew about the day of black sun. (Azula did know, but she forgot about it during the nine month wait for season three)
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    StrongGaia

    [49]Apr 13, 2008
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    SplitReflection wrote:
    Haru's moustache is secretly a fire nation spy. That is how they knew about the day of black sun. (Azula did know, but she forgot about it during the nine month wait for season three)

    Rofl, Haru's moustache is so funny.

    The Day of Black Stache

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    tomtitan

    [50]Apr 13, 2008
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    StrongGaia wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Haru's moustache is secretly a fire nation spy. That is how they knew about the day of black sun. (Azula did know, but she forgot about it during the nine month wait for season three)

    Rofl, Haru's moustache is so funny.

    The Day of Black Stache


    CONGRATULATIONS! You two just won teh interwebz! How do you feel about this epic achievement?
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    StrongGaia

    [51]Apr 13, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    StrongGaia wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Haru's moustache is secretly a fire nation spy. That is how they knew about the day of black sun. (Azula did know, but she forgot about it during the nine month wait for season three)

    Rofl, Haru's moustache is so funny.

    The Day of Black Stache


    CONGRATULATIONS! You two just won teh interwebz! How do you feel about this epic achievement?

    I'm feeling pretty good Tom. I'd like to thank the entire Avatar staff for all the work they put in. I'd like to thank my parents and my wife, Angelina Jolie, for their constant support. Thank you everyone, I couldn't have done it without you.
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    tomtitan

    [52]Apr 13, 2008
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    StrongGaia wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    StrongGaia wrote:

    SplitReflection wrote:
    Haru's moustache is secretly a fire nation spy. That is how they knew about the day of black sun. (Azula did know, but she forgot about it during the nine month wait for season three)

    Rofl, Haru's moustache is so funny.

    The Day of Black Stache


    CONGRATULATIONS! You two just won teh interwebz! How do you feel about this epic achievement?

    I'm feeling pretty good Tom. I'd like to thank the entire Avatar staff for all the work they put in. I'd like to thank my parents and my wife, Angelina Jolie, for their constant support. Thank you everyone, I couldn't have done it without you.
    *applauds*
    *hands key to teh interwebz*
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [53]Apr 13, 2008
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    The real savior of the world will be a Rat named Ava.

    +50 points if you get the joke.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [54]Apr 13, 2008
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    Well lets see:

    Aang is really working for the Fire Lord Ozai to unbalance the world and traveling around with Ozia's Angles and Zuko.

    Sokka is a rapist who gives out chocolate bunny's to litte chidren.

    Toph is actually a girl!

    Zuko is having an afferia with Appa and tiring to resuret Walt Disney.

    Iroh gets thrown off a brigade and returns a fish that sings on Broadway.

    Katara is a dude and a member of the Church of Scientology.

    Katokka will not happen!

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    tomtitan

    [55]Apr 13, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Well lets see:

    Aang is really working for the Fire Lord Ozai to unbalance the world and traveling around with Oziai's Angels and Zuko.

    Sokka is a rapist who gives out chocolate bunnies to litte chidren.

    Toph is actually a girl!

    Zuko is having an affair with Appa and trying to resurrect Walt Disney.

    Iroh gets thrown off a bridge and returns as a fish that sings on Broadway.

    Katara is a dude and a member of the Church of Scientology.

    Katokka will not happen!




    Win.
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    StrongGaia

    [56]Apr 13, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Toph is actually a girl!

    Ouch. That's cruel. Funny, but cruel. She'll get bewbs one day AKB. Not everyone matures at the same rate, give her time to blossom.

    Edited on 04/13/2008 8:41am
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    Psyche987

    [57]Apr 13, 2008
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    Zuko gets trapped in the cupboard and does an R. Kelly imitation in a sequel. Zuko finds out he's a hamster on drugs. Sokka finds out he's the boomerang and the boomerang is Sokka. Hawky dropped into a stargate and fell 300000 years into the future in a little village in Holland to go and eat my favorite pigeon in the backyard....
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    Psyche987

    [58]Apr 13, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Well lets see:

    Aang is really working for the Fire Lord Ozai to unbalance the world and traveling around with Oziai's Angels and Zuko.

    Sokka is a rapist who gives out chocolate bunnies to litte chidren.

    Toph is actually a girl!

    Zuko is having an affair with Appa and trying to resurrect Walt Disney.

    Iroh gets thrown off a bridge and returns as a fish that sings on Broadway.

    Katara is a dude and a member of the Church of Scientology.

    Katokka will not happen!

    Win.

    WOOT! I bet some will get a pedobear stamp of approval. Wow, I actually am not surprised, Katara must like reversed piramids....(uuh...that has something to do with Scientology right?) ow, and Katara is probably Tom Cruise. Maybe Aang is Katie Holmes?

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    Wefas7Virgo

    [59]Apr 13, 2008
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    Avatar is where all the dead fantasy novel people go. Dumbledore renamed himself as Iroh. Brom became the Cabbage Merchant. So.. who's Roku? (50 internetz if you get it right.)

    Ozai is female. Katara's hair is mostly extensions. Azula has so many Horcruxes that she is incapable of love. Wait, that's true...

    Aang has six arrows.
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    StrongGaia

    [60]Apr 13, 2008
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    Wefas7Virgo wrote:
    Dumbledore renamed himself as Iroh. Brom became the Cabbage Merchant. So.. who's Roku? (50 internetz if you get it right.)
    Gandalf? Only old man with magical abilities that I can think of.
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