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    NarutoAvatarDBZ

    [81]Apr 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

    It's hypnotising Katara! No, Katara, look away!

    It can't be.. It's.. The Nickelodeon Cabbage, and it's controlling Katara to make her kill Aang! D:
    If only a hero could arrive in time to save him! *mustache state theme music plays* Can it be? It's... it's... the mustache state! We're saved! Could you imagine a cabbage of doom vs. a glowing mustache? Yeah, so can I. We need proffesional help.

    Is that professional help Sokka wearing a fake beard and mustache? I'll take it!

    Nope, Sokka's busy helping Katara, you get only Aang in a beard:

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    xRamensx

    [82]Apr 13, 2008
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    SplitReflection wrote:

    The cabbage merchant's cabbages are actually sentient beings intent on global domination. Their armies were finally destroyed in "Tales of Ba Sing Se", which is why Yue told Aang that he'd already saved the world. However, the cabbage mastermind is still out there, preying on the weak-minded to fulfil its insidious plans.

    Why's there a face on that cabbage..? oO

    Stare into its eyes and feel true despair! Now dawns the day of the cabbage!

    It's hypnotising Katara! No, Katara, look away!

    It can't be.. It's.. The Nickelodeon Cabbage, and it's controlling Katara to make her kill Aang! D:
    If only a hero could arrive in time to save him! *mustache state theme music plays* Can it be? It's... it's... the mustache state! We're saved! Could you imagine a cabbage of doom vs. a glowing mustache? Yeah, so can I. We need proffesional help.

    Is that professional help Sokka wearing a fake beard and mustache? I'll take it!

    Nope, Sokka's busy helping Katara, you get only Aang in a beard:

    Damn.. I guess that's just as good..

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    SgtHydra

    [83]Apr 13, 2008
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    Foamy is the Avatar verson of Chuck Norris.

    "Foamy doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down."

    "There is no chin behind Foamy's foam. Only another fist."

    "There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures that Foamy allowed to live."

    I'm sure someone else can top those.

    Come on. What else can Foamy do?

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    daveshanFromGMU

    [84]Apr 13, 2008
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    Psyche987 wrote:
    Zuko gets trapped in the cupboard and does an R. Kelly imitation in a sequel.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGc5ewxJXFk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoGirl05Eg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XnxHPTLJQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHkTLIY-Nn0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pvxhqMTkAc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA4fzn4wL9k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygjFUotb0k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5WnDWXLYIo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aID9Yf6JkQo

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    SgtHydra

    [85]Apr 13, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:

    Psyche987 wrote:
    Zuko gets trapped in the cupboard and does an R. Kelly imitation in a sequel.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGc5ewxJXFk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoGirl05Eg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XnxHPTLJQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHkTLIY-Nn0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pvxhqMTkAc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA4fzn4wL9k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygjFUotb0k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5WnDWXLYIo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aID9Yf6JkQo

    I'm not even gonna begin to link thost... -_-
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    vampys_girl

    [86]Apr 13, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    The real savior of the world will be a Rat named Ava.

    +50 points if you get the joke.

    Rat named Ava. Ava the Rat. Ava Rat. Ava Tar. Avatar. Not so hard to get.

    Here's my crack theory: The Dai Li agents are all vampires. That explains why they can brainwash people. They hide from the sun in the walls of Ba Sing Se and only come out when it's necesary. The protect the cultural heritage of ba Sing Se because they are actually hundreds of years old. They made a pact with Azula because she allowed them to feed of the Kioshi Warriors. When the gaang finds the Kioshi Warriors at the prison, half of ther are dead and the remaning one's have severe anemia.
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    xRamensx

    [87]Apr 13, 2008
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    vampys_girl wrote:
    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    The real savior of the world will be a Rat named Ava. +50 points if you get the joke.

    Rat named Ava. Ava the Rat. Ava Rat. Ava Tar. Avatar. Not so hard to get.

    Here's my crack theory: The Dai Li agents are all vampires. That explains why they can brainwash people. They hide from the sun in the walls of Ba Sing Se and only come out when it's necesary. The protect the cultural heritage of ba Sing Se because they are actually hundreds of years old. They made a pact with Azula because she allowed them to feed of the Kioshi Warriors. When the gaang finds the Kioshi Warriors at the prison, half of ther are dead and the remaning one's have severe anemia.

    To be honest, that doesn't sound like a crack theory. It sounds like it could actually happen. XD

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    SgtHydra

    [88]Apr 13, 2008
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    vampys_girl wrote:
    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    The real savior of the world will be a Rat named Ava. +50 points if you get the joke.

    Rat named Ava. Ava the Rat. Ava Rat. Ava Tar. Avatar. Not so hard to get.

    Here's my crack theory: The Dai Li agents are all vampires. That explains why they can brainwash people. They hide from the sun in the walls of Ba Sing Se and only come out when it's necesary. The protect the cultural heritage of ba Sing Se because they are actually hundreds of years old. They made a pact with Azula because she allowed them to feed of the Kioshi Warriors. When the gaang finds the Kioshi Warriors at the prison, half of ther are dead and the remaning one's have severe anemia.

    Sounds like the premise for an interesting fanfiction...

    And one I'd like to read at that!

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    scorchingflame

    [89]Apr 13, 2008
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    Plankton from SB is inside that shell, Momo cunningly planted it there so he could observe what they were up to and tell his superior, SpongeBob the information.

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    SgtHydra

    [90]Apr 13, 2008
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    scorchingflame wrote:

    Plankton from SB is inside that shell, Momo cunningly planted it there so he could observe what they were up to and tell his superior, SpongeBob the information.

    Momo strikes again!

    I bet there's a connection between Momo and Hitler!

    Momo is working for SB, who works for the Great Satan, who works for Hitler!

    My logic blinds even me...

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    scorchingflame

    [91]Apr 13, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:
    scorchingflame wrote:

    Plankton from SB is inside that shell, Momo cunningly planted it there so he could observe what they were up to and tell his superior, SpongeBob the information.

    Momo strikes again!

    I bet there's a connection between Momo and Hitler!

    Momo is working for SB, who works for the Great Satan, who works for Hitler!

    My logic blinds even me...

    GENIUS! We have found the connection! Momo's main duty is to eat all of the GAang's food so they will be starved.

    Oh and the dinner thing I went to was terrible. They swore and cursed when I asked them 'do you like Avatar'. One kid liked both. I tried multiple times to persuade(sp?) the little brats but it didn't work. SB and the cabbage^ brainwashed them to love SB and Nick. I am sorry fellow Avatards but my mission was unsuccessful.

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    SgtHydra

    [92]Apr 13, 2008
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    scorchingflame wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:
    scorchingflame wrote:

    Plankton from SB is inside that shell, Momo cunningly planted it there so he could observe what they were up to and tell his superior, SpongeBob the information.

    Momo strikes again!

    I bet there's a connection between Momo and Hitler!

    Momo is working for SB, who works for the Great Satan, who works for Hitler!

    My logic blinds even me...

    GENIUS! We have found the connection! Momo's main duty is to eat all of the GAang's food so they will be starved.

    Oh and the dinner thing I went to was terrible. They swore and cursed when I asked them 'do you like Avatar'. One kid liked both. I tried multiple times to persuade(sp?) the little brats but it didn't work. SB and the cabbage^ brainwashed them to love SB and Nick. I am sorry fellow Avatards but my mission was unsuccessful.

    Tis not your fault. There was nothing we could do for them...

    It is well that there is one malcontent. I start out as "Liking both" but avatar won the battle for my soul.

    Or what was left of my soul...

    Ok... it won the battle of the empty place where most people's souls are...

    Okay okay... it won a game of strip poker...

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    SplitReflection

    [93]Apr 14, 2008
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    SgtHydra wrote:
    scorchingflame wrote:
    SgtHydra wrote:
    scorchingflame wrote:

    Plankton from SB is inside that shell, Momo cunningly planted it there so he could observe what they were up to and tell his superior, SpongeBob the information.

    Momo strikes again!

    I bet there's a connection between Momo and Hitler!

    Momo is working for SB, who works for the Great Satan, who works for Hitler!

    My logic blinds even me...

    GENIUS! We have found the connection! Momo's main duty is to eat all of the GAang's food so they will be starved.

    Oh and the dinner thing I went to was terrible. They swore and cursed when I asked them 'do you like Avatar'. One kid liked both. I tried multiple times to persuade(sp?) the little brats but it didn't work. SB and the cabbage^ brainwashed them to love SB and Nick. I am sorry fellow Avatards but my mission was unsuccessful.

    Tis not your fault. There was nothing we could do for them...

    It is well that there is one malcontent. I start out as "Liking both" but avatar won the battle for my soul.

    Or what was left of my soul...

    Ok... it won the battle of the empty place where most people's souls are...

    Okay okay... it won a game of strip poker...

    *Tries to suppress mental image*

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    daveshanFromGMU

    [94]Apr 14, 2008
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    New theory, everyone is really a shark.
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    tomtitan

    [95]Apr 14, 2008
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    Aang is really an alien from the planet Irk, and Momo is his robot sidekick.
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    Absarroth

    [96]Apr 14, 2008
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    Oh my God. I have found the mother of all conspiracies. Aang is actually a clone of Pocoyo sent by Lego to instigate a world domination scheme on their world. The Fire Nation has no power! It's actually the Australians who control Lego. And they're being ruled by the girl scouts! And they're doing this because the United Octopus Federation has decided tpo finally buy out all the ice cream in the world.

    Don't buy their cookies! Don't buy them! They're filled with mind controlling rabaroo dung! They're trying to make you buy sea shells so that they can feed their giant megaphone queen. (Oh and Momo is actually Lo and Li's evil witch cat.)

    Here's my evidence!

    Lego Aang

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    Heraklios

    [97]Apr 14, 2008
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    New ship

    Flopsco.
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    SgtHydra

    [98]Apr 14, 2008
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    Heraklios wrote:
    New ship Flopsco.

    Epic win.

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    Mapletree46

    [99]Apr 14, 2008
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    Aang moves to japan
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    Spacerac

    [100]Apr 14, 2008
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    100th POST!

    Aang turns out to really be an anti-fairy hell bent on containing all the magic of the world to use for his own personal gain.
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