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    Spacerac

    [221]Apr 22, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    PsychoPass wrote:
    Ozai joins the Gaang to fight the Firelord.

    Nice one.

    Aang will start wearing a orange jump suit, have super powers, act like a idiot, and say "Belive it." all the time.

    And because of that, the Avatar fanbase will die instantly.

    Sweet. AKB's theory, I mean.

    Aang will wear a black jump suit, have a crush on a cheerleader and then his gothic best friend, then fight spirits of the spirit world without ever destroying the portal they come from.
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    DMClover314

    [222]Apr 23, 2008
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    Azula did not rape Sokka

    Edited on 04/23/2008 7:01am
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    Spacerac

    [223]Apr 23, 2008
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    That's no crack theory.
    That's why Suki needs to kick her ass.
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    DMClover314

    [224]Apr 23, 2008
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    ^^ fix'd, better? ^^
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    Spacerac

    [225]Apr 23, 2008
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    Basically.
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [226]May 12, 2008
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    Zuko will become an uber-powerful Firebender in the series finale by jumping into a volcano.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [227]May 12, 2008
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    Aang is Jewish.

    Ozia has been gang raped by Azula, Momo, and Hitler.

    Vegetables are great for vitamins.

    Iroh is not a pimp.

    In the end everyone turns out to be gay.

    The White Lodus is a organization that believes in white supremacy.

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    AVThunderbird

    [228]May 12, 2008
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    Aang and Satan engage in hardcore homosexual love making, while Azula tortures Zuko with (insert object) to please her sexual apetite. Hordes of hell destroy the Avatar universe
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    picaboomman

    [229]May 12, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Aang is Jewish.

    Ozia has been gang raped by Azula, Momo, and Hitler.

    Vegetables are great for vitamins.

    Iroh is not a pimp.

    In the end everyone turns out to be gay.

    The White Lodus is a organization that believes in white supremacy.

    about right
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    speechless8582

    [230]May 12, 2008
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    Aang is Katara and Sokka's father.

    (everyone says Katara is Aang's "mother", what about the other way around? I mean, Aang is 112 years old.)

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    xRamensx

    [231]May 12, 2008
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    Azula and Zuko are actually Ozai and Ursa's parents. Azulon never existed. Ozai's just an angsty teenager rebelling against his father, Zuko. And Ursa found out that Azulon was never real, so Azula banished her daughter, and turned her into a bear.

    Oh, and finale spoiler!


    ***SPOILER***


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    AVThunderbird

    [232]May 12, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    Azula and Zuko are actually Ozai and Ursa's parents. Azulon never existed. Ozai's just an angsty teenager rebelling against his father, Zuko. And Ursa found out that Azulon was never real, so Azula banished her daughter, and turned her into a bear.Oh, and finale spoiler!
    ***SPOILER***

    Then


    ***SPOILER***


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    xRamensx

    [233]May 12, 2008
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    AVThunderbird wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    Azula and Zuko are actually Ozai and Ursa's parents. Azulon never existed. Ozai's just an angsty teenager rebelling against his father, Zuko. And Ursa found out that Azulon was never real, so Azula banished her daughter, and turned her into a bear.Oh, and finale spoiler!
    ***SPOILER***

    Then


    ***SPOILER***

    The world wouldn't last long after that though. It would explode from the awesome that are Tophroh babies. Which are, like, fives on the Toph scale.

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    Blaster33456

    [234]May 13, 2008
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    AVThunderbird wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    Azula and Zuko are actually Ozai and Ursa's parents. Azulon never existed. Ozai's just an angsty teenager rebelling against his father, Zuko. And Ursa found out that Azulon was never real, so Azula banished her daughter, and turned her into a bear.Oh, and finale spoiler!
    ***SPOILER***

    Then


    ***SPOILER***


    Thanks for destroying my reality. Thaannkkkzz a lot buddy.
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [235]May 13, 2008
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    Aang's friend, Kuzon, is the leader and founder of the White Lotus society.
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    Blaster33456

    [236]May 13, 2008
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    The way Aang acted in the Headband was something that Kuzon actually did.
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    Ashley11292

    [237]May 13, 2008
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    PREPARE FOR THE BIGGEST CRACK THEORY EVER!!!!

    WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR NEW EPISODES!!

    DUM-DUM-DUM!!!!

    MADDNESS I HEAR YOU SAY? YES! MADDNESS IT IS!!!!

    LOL

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    laurenmoo78

    [238]May 13, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    Aang's friend, Kuzon, is the leader and founder of the White Lotus society.
    OMG, this one's crazy enough to be true...
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [239]May 13, 2008
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    Ashley11292 wrote:

    PREPARE FOR THE BIGGEST CRACK THEORY EVER!!!!

    WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR NEW EPISODES!!

    DUM-DUM-DUM!!!!

    MADDNESS I HEAR YOU SAY? YES! MADDNESS IT IS!!!!

    LOL

    Madness? THIS... IS... OMASHU!!!
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    laurenmoo78

    [240]May 13, 2008
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    The Gaang will encounter the Knights who say "Ni," and the Knights will send them on a quest for...

    ***SPOILER***
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