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    xRamensx

    [241]May 13, 2008
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    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

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    laurenmoo78

    [242]May 13, 2008
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    So who's in the Castle Anthrax?
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [243]May 13, 2008
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    laurenmoo78 wrote:
    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    Aang's friend, Kuzon, is the leader and founder of the White Lotus society.
    OMG, this one's crazy enough to be true...

    Actually, now that you mention it, it could be true. They talk about Kuzon as much as they talk about Katara's mom. It seems likely that he will be brought up again somehow.

    Maybe... KUZON KILLED KATARA'S MOM!

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    AlexandriteTopa

    [244]May 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

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    picaboomman

    [245]May 13, 2008
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    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

    hasnt she already said that?
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    xRamensx

    [246]May 13, 2008
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    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

    Actually, that's Aang's motto.

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    DrAvatar

    [247]May 13, 2008
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    The Airbenders tattoo themselves with arrows because they saw arrows painted on the cave drawings of ancient airbenders. However they did not realize the arrow paintings were actually graffiti by firebenders.
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    xRamensx

    [248]May 13, 2008
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    DrAvatar wrote:
    The Airbenders tattoo themselves with arrows because they saw arrows painted on the cave drawings of ancient airbenders. However they did not realize the arrow paintings were actually graffiti by firebenders.

    What a twist!

    But wouldn't the Airbenders be pissed when they find out?

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    AlexandriteTopa

    [249]May 13, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

    Actually, that's Aang's motto.

    Oh, okay. I can deal with that.

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    xRamensx

    [250]May 13, 2008
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    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

    Actually, that's Aang's motto.

    Oh, okay. I can deal with that.

    This is where the references are coming from.

    Spamalot + Avatar = WIN

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    laurenmoo78

    [251]May 14, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    AlexandriteTopa wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    In response to Lauren's "Holy Grail" reference..

    Zuko's real name is Lancelot, he's big and strong and hot. Ozai and the Angels are really French, and yes, they will turn their asses in your general direction and fart. Zuko's all alone, and he and Iroh sing about it, but Iroh eventually gets annoyed with him and calls him a t**t. Trufax.

    Cookies if you get what I'm talking about.

    Let me guess... Katara's motto is "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"?

    Actually, that's Aang's motto.

    Oh, okay. I can deal with that.

    This is where the references are coming from.

    Spamalot + Avatar = WIN

    OMFG, as one who has actually seen Spamalot, that was fantastic. xD This just made my whole day better. Okay, my eyes are watering from "I'm All Alone" with Zuko and Iroh. That was brilliant. Hats off to whoever made that.

    BTW, I guess the Kyoshi Warriors are the ones staying in the Castle Anthrax.
    Edited on 05/14/2008 5:08am
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    kilvmeidkes

    [252]May 17, 2008
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    Iroh is really Sokka and Katara's father.

    Firelord Azulon had 3 sons: Ozai, Iroh, and Aang

    Aang fled to the air nomads because Azulon begot Aang with an airbender prostitute, whose real name is Ursa.

    Why were Sokka and Katara in the southern water tribe in the first place? They were banished because Iroh begot them with Ursa the night before Ozai and Ursa's marriage.

    Where did Ursa really go and how did Azulon really die? He didn't. They went on a honeymoon together secretly. Why? Because Ursa found out that Ozai cheated on her with Katara. They begot a son called Momo, who later reincarnated into a lemur.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [253]May 17, 2008
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    Aang and Sokka go on a night out getting drunk as f**k, getting lap dances from whores, and selling a lot of hash on the side. Meanwhile Zuko has hardcore sex with Toph. Finally Ozia becomes a Marxism, turns the Fire Nation into the People's Republic of the Fire Nation, and creates the Communist Party of the Fire Nation. AKA best episode ever!
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [254]May 17, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Aang and Sokka go on a night out getting drunk as f**k, getting lap dances from whores, and selling a lot of hash on the side. Meanwhile Zuko has hardcore sex with Toph. Finally Ozia becomes a Marxism, turns the Fire Nation into the People's Republic of the Fire Nation, and creates the Communist Party of the Fire Nation. AKA best episode ever!

    You forgot to include where Katara gets feeling back into Teo's lower half.

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [255]May 17, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:

    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Aang and Sokka go on a night out getting drunk as f**k, getting lap dances from whores, and selling a lot of hash on the side. Meanwhile Zuko has hardcore sex with Toph. Finally Ozia becomes a Marxism, turns the Fire Nation into the People's Republic of the Fire Nation, and creates the Communist Party of the Fire Nation. AKA best episode ever!

    You forgot to include where Katara gets feeling back into Teo's lower half.


    "Oh Katara you really know how to use that tongue."-Teo
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    Boomeraaaang

    [256]May 17, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Aang and Sokka go on a night out getting drunk as f**k, getting lap dances from whores, and selling a lot of hash on the side. Meanwhile Zuko has hardcore sex with Toph. Finally Ozia becomes a Marxism, turns the Fire Nation into the People's Republic of the Fire Nation, and creates the Communist Party of the Fire Nation. AKA best episode ever!

    It's bewildering why you think every perverted thought you have is funny. It really isn't.

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [257]May 17, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    It's bewildering why you think every perverted thought you have is funny. It really isn't.

    Bitter much?

    Well the greater minority says otherwise.

    Everyone needs a critic, even me.

    Edited on 05/17/2008 3:09pm
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    Boomeraaaang

    [258]May 17, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    It's bewildering why you think every perverted thought you have is funny. It really isn't.

    Bitter much?

    Well the greater minority says otherwise.

    Everyone needs a critic, even me.

    Nope, not bitter at all. Just voicing my opinion.

    Don't get me wrong, a lot of the stuff you post is amusing, but you go overboard on the pervy stuff. Tends to get repetitive and a bit old. Just saying.

    Oh, and I think you meant to write "The great MAJORITY says otherwise." By writing "minority" you're basically saying that only a few people think you're funny.

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [259]May 17, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    It's bewildering why you think every perverted thought you have is funny. It really isn't.

    Bitter much?

    Well the greater majority says otherwise.

    Everyone needs a critic, even me.

    Nope, not bitter at all. Just voicing my opinion.

    Don't get me wrong, a lot of the stuff you post is amusing, but you go overboard on the pervy stuff. Tends to get repetitive and a bit old. Just saying.

    Oh, and I think you meant to write "The great MAJORITY says otherwise." By writing "minority" you're basically saying that only a few people think you're funny.

    Opps well that makes me look stupid.
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    Boomeraaaang

    [260]May 17, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    It's bewildering why you think every perverted thought you have is funny. It really isn't.

    Bitter much?

    Well the greater majority says otherwise.

    Everyone needs a critic, even me.

    Nope, not bitter at all. Just voicing my opinion.

    Don't get me wrong, a lot of the stuff you post is amusing, but you go overboard on the pervy stuff. Tends to get repetitive and a bit old. Just saying.

    Oh, and I think you meant to write "The great MAJORITY says otherwise." By writing "minority" you're basically saying that only a few people think you're funny.

    Opps well that makes me look stupid.

    No big. Just here to help!

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