ok, here's how this works- I'll do the intro, and after, you can make a new part. remember this is total drama island!- make sure it's funny, and true to the characters.

episode 28- the yacht party

we see Owen's new yacht with party lights coming out of it, inside Trent and Gwen are sitting on the couch, and Trent's arm in around her shoulder, Cody is looking out the window and falls out, and even though DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, and Tyler are right there, they just back away from the window, and walk away whistling. there's a closet with '7 minetz in heavun' in Owen's writing on the door, and Owen and Izzy are standing outside of it

Owen: Please?

Izzy: no.

Owen: Please?

Izzy no.

Duncan and Courtney come out, Duncan has lipstick on his face, and Courtney's hair is messed up

Courtney: You're still not my type

Owen: Please?

Izzy: no.

Lindsay is dragging somebody to the closet, we don't see who

Lindsay: ooh! c'mon Tyler!

Chef: I told you- I'm not Tyler!

end of my part-now you can make another part for this never ending episode! go now! where's Ezekiel? will Lindsay find Tyler? Will Owen finally get in the closet with Izzy? YOU TELL ME!

Lindsay:come on Ty let's play 7 minutes in heaven!!!!!!!!

Chef: I told you foul I'M NOT TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyler:Um Lindsay

Lindsay looks at Tyler then at Chef

Lindsay:sorry Chef (giggles)

Chef:whatever dumb blond girl (walks of muttering 2 himself)

Lindsany and Tyler go into the closet, 7 minues passes

Le Shawna: what taking soo long?

Harold:I think I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Le Shawna gives him a dirty look and he shuts up pretty soon Lindsay and Tyler come out of the closet,Lindsay's skirt is tucked in to her pink panties and the lift strap of her tank is falling down.Tyler has lipstick on his face,and his running jacket is un-zipped,their hair is messed up.everyone starts to whistles and howling

Courtney:OK OK that's enough who's next?

Le Shawna smiles

Le Shawna : I think Heather should go next

Heather is laying on a chair reading a fashion magazine

Heather:Oh no I'sm not playing your stupid little game

Bridgette:Why not are you chicken?

Heather:NO!!

LeShawna:then do it

Heather:no

Le Shawna:do it

Heather:no!

LeShawna walks over to Heather,picks her up and hold her above the water

LeShanwa: do it or your going in

Heaterk ghetto girl I'll do it who do what me to go with?

Le Shawna : I think you should go with................

she looks around and spots Cody calming back onto the boat

LeShanwa:CODY!!!!

Heather :WHAT!!!!!

LeShanwa :do it or you pretty little outfit will get wet

Heather looks down at her sparkly pink halter and white mini

Heather:fine I'll do it

Cody:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Heather: I thought you liked the weird goth girl?

Cody: not anymore I like you now baby

Heather:whatever let's just get this over with

they go into the closet

Cody: I never kissed a girl before

Heather looks Cody up and down

Heather :I can see why

Cody: just give me a chance!

Heather: no

Cody:please?

Heather: no

Cody:please!

Heather:no!

CodyLEASE!

Heather:NO!!!!!!!!

Cody:OK I get the point

Heather THINK GOD!!!!!!! I would never kiss a -

Cody grabs her and starts kissing her

Heather : what the hell

she shut up after a couple of minutes and kisses Cody,the 2 start to make out then they go at it,back outside everyone is waiting

Duncan: WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG?

5 mins later Heather and Cody come out Heather's hair is messed up and her bra is showing,she looks like Eva the fist time she saw Justin,Codylooks pleased,as he high fives Owen,Bridgette,Harold,Tyler,Le Shawna,Duncan & Geroff,everyone stars to howl

Geroff: ok who's next?

sorry it soo long I got cared away

can I go again? lol this is fun

Ezekiel: I'll go!

Duncan: ya right, with who, Prairie boy?

Courtney slaps him on the arm

Ezekiel: Any offers?

cricket chirps

Bridgette: girls conference, bathroom, now!

all the girls rush into the bathroom, all except Heather, who is nowhere to be seen, and Eva, who apperently hasn't arrived yet.

Bridgette: well, who's going to go in?

Lindsay: why doesn't Belle?

Gwen: That's you

everybody looks at Beth

Beth: umm.... well..... hey! where's Heather?

Gwen uncovers the shower curtain to reveal Heather and Cody making out in the tub.

Gwen: problem solved, now, are you going to do it, or what?

before Beth can answer, all thought is interrupted by hooting outside the door

Noah: EVA??!

DJ: wow...

the girls open the door and see Eva wearing a pink dress, with 2 eyebrows (lol) and makeup on. She's in between two tall guys with odd sticks.

Gwen: who are they?

Eva: (her voice is all happy and singsong) oh, after I was voted off the island, Izzy recommended a wonderful therapist, her shock treatments worked wonders, and now I'm the same Eva, but nicer.

Izzy gives her a thumbs up

Izzy: didn't work for me, but worth a shot, right?!

Heather finally tears away from Cody

Heather: I have an Idea! why doesn't Eva go in the closet with Ezekiel?

Eva: (voice back to normal) WHAT?! (she shakes her fist at her)

the two men beside Eva touch the 'sticks' to her, and she gets a shock

Eva: (singsong) terribly sorry, now, where were we?

LeShawna: Getting ready to kiss Prairie Boy.

She pushed Ezekiel and Eva in the closet.

Ezekiel: I've never kissed a girl before.

Eva: And you are not going to kiss this one.

Ezekiel: I can kiss who ever I wanna kiss cuz I'm a guy and girls always do what the guys say.

Eva: What!?!?!

Ezekiel kissed Eva.

Eva: What the (Beep).

Outside the closet.

LeShawna: You guys get ready to shock Eva O.k.

In the Closet.

Eva: WOW. She kissed him and one thing lead to another.(Yes you perverts.) lot of minutes passed

Outside the closet.

LeShawna & Duncan: The the BLOODY HELL is taking so long.

Courtney: You guys are so impatient.

LeShawna & Duncan:We don't care.

Harold: I bet I know

LeShawna: Harold shut up.

Geoff:They could be doing that.

Trent: Yeah that's why taking so long.

Gwen: There is 2 thing that I disagree with you guys. 1. Your perverts. and 2. It's to small do be doing it in there.

Geoff: Wanna bet.

Bridgette & Gwen:GEOFF

In the closet.

Eva and Ezekiel put there clothes on.

Eva: Don't tell everyone or your dead.

Ezekiel: But you can't kill me. You guys with those 'stickes'. Will shock you.

Eva: They not in here. So I can do whatever I want got it. She got her clothers on.

Ezekiel: O.K. (mumble) Yeah right I'm telling all the boys.

Eva: All the boys what?

Ezekiel: That we just kissed and that's it.

Eva: I thought so.

They came out. They looked the same as they do when they got in but Ezekiel had lipstick on him and there hair was a bit messy.

Girls: So what happened.

Eva: Nothing happened...hehe.

Heather: Girl's coferents..Now.

In the bathroom

Bridgette: So what happened girl.

Eva: Umm..hehehe O.K. we-

Eva:did it

Bridgette: WHAT !!!!

LeShawna; I know you and prairie boy did the nasty!

Courtney: LE SHAWNA!!!!!!

Le Shawna:what I'm just telling the truth

Lindsay:ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heather: ok enough about prairie boy and tough girl who's next?

no one says a thing

Heather: none is gonna volunteer? good then I'll pick

she looks around

Heather:what about you weird goth girl?

Gwen:sure whatever

the girls come back out of the bathroom

Duncan: ok who's gonna go next?

Gwen: I'm

Trent gets up and follows her into the closet, a couple of minutes passes,and Gwen and Trent come out, Trent has lipstick on his face and Gwen's hair is messed up

Beth: who is gotta go next?

Geoff; I will

Bridgette and Geoff go in to the closet 7 minutes passes

Lindsay:what do you think Bella and Greg are doing in there Ginger?

Gwen: there gonna make us read old magazines

Lindsnay:really????

Gwen rollers her eyes and walks off,meanwhile Courtney,Katie,Sadie,Eva,Heater & Izzy are talking about who's gonna go next.

Heather:so after surfer girl and whatever,his name is are done who whats to go next?

Katie:I will

Izzy:can I pick who you gotta go with?

Kate:BUT I WANTED SADIE TO CHOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadie:it's ok you can chose for me

Katie :are you sure?

Sadie:yes

Katie:are you positive?

Sadie:yes

Katie: are you-

Duncan over hears them

Duncan:hay twiddie dumb twddie ediot just hurry up already!

CourtneyUNCAN!!!!!!!

Duncan:well they should

Katie and Sadie stuck there tongues out,just then Bridgette come out of the closet Geoff as lipstick and his face,and Bridgette is butting her jean shouts

Eva; ok Sadie are you gotta let Izzy choose who you gotta go with or not?

Katie:I'm Katie

Eva:whatever are you going to let Izzy pick for you or what?

Katienly if it's ok with Sadie

Eva:just awsner my question or I will_

the men with the shockers over here her and shock her

Evain happy tone) I can't what to see who you chose!!!!!!!!! (giggles)

Sadie ; It's ok with me Katie !!!!!!

Katiek !!!!!!!!

they give each other a hug,Izzy looks at D.J.,Justen & Noah

Izzy: I pick.........

Izzy closes her eyes and waves her hand around until she stops it at.....

Izzy: NOAH!

Noah: sorry, but I have a strict 'no idiots' rule about kissing.

Gwen: you've never kissed a girl before, have you?

Noah: um..... ya!........no.......

Izzy: but you've kissed a guy!

Noah: I DID NOT kiss a guy!

Owen: yes you did!

Chris: it's true, see?

he takes out a remote control and presses a button on it, revealing the scene where Noah kisses Cody's ear

Heather: well I have a new idea! since there's so much that we don't know about each-other, (she looks at Owen, Duncan, and Gwen. because of the 'camp castaways' episode where they confess their sins) let's play truth or dare, and since Gwen suffered a devastating loss, she can be the first player

Gwen: fine, hit me!

Heather: I dare you to go skinny dipping

Gwen: that the best you got?

Heather: with all the guys.

everybody gasps

Cody: (mouthing 'thank you' to the sky)

Heather hits his arm, and they start making out again

Heather: well, you heard me Goth girl, are you going to do it or what?

Gwen: fine

Heather: OK, that means you, Eva!

Eva gets up, but before she can say anything, the men shock her.

I'm going to leave it at that, and remember, although you guys are being really funny, remember to keep it relatively clean

(ok to foobacligist I do not konw if Gwen was gotta go skinny dipping or Eva but I'll just make Eva go )

Evain happy voice) I never skinny dipped before but hay there's frist time for everything!

she takes of her dress,bra & panties and the guys take off their clothes they jump in,8 minters passes

Tyler:hay Heather can we get out now?

Heather:no

Geoff:why not?

Heather: case I said so

LeShawna:you better let my boo out or your going in to

Heather:OK fine!!!!! you guys can get out now

Eva and the guys get back onto the boat Ezekiel,Bridgette,Gwen,LeShawna,Izzy,Courtney,Heather & Lindsey give Eva,Geoff,Trent,Harold,Owen,Duncan,Cody & Tyler some towels and their clothes Katie and Sadie do the some for Justen and D.J.

Sadie:Hay!!!! where's Noah

the guy and Eva are now all dressed

Cody:I did not see him

he turners to the guys and Eva did one of you see him?thay shake there heads no

Heather:well were the hell is he?

Beth:we should look for him

Gwen:why,he's just a lazy ass know all

Beth:I guess your right but steal

Bridgette:Beth Gwen IS right remember how he made you guys lose at dodgeball?

Beth remembers back to the dodgeball game

Beth:your right never mind

Owenk Eva you next who do you chose to go next?

Eva looks around

Eva:I pick........... Gwen!

Gwen: whatever

Eva: truth or dare?

Gwen:truth

Eva:have you liked Brittney Spears?

Gwen: yes when I was 12 I was crazy about her,my room was covered in her posters,I had ALL her Cd's,dolls,t-shirts and other crappy junk,my Aunt Elizabeth even made me a bottle of Brittney body wash.

Trent:I never you liked her!

Gwen: but I don't in more.

Trent:Even is you did I still like you

Gwen smiles

Bridgettek Gwen your next

Gwen:Ok I pick you Bridgette

Bridgettek

Gwen: truth or dare?

Bridgette: dare

Gwen: ok I dare you to flash Chris

Bridgette: ok

she gets up and goes over to were Chris is setting

Chris:hay Bridgette whatz up?

Bridgette lifts up her hoodie and bra and flashes himChirs does not say a thing.Brigette smillies and sits back down.

Duncank surfer girl who do yo pick?

Bridgette looks around and then smiles

Bridgette: I pick-

(note to robotcfan- I know, but oh well)

Bridgette: I pick.... Heather!

Heather: whatever freaky vegan surfer chick, not as if you can come up with anything that bad anyway

Bridgette: truth or dare?

Heather: dare

Bridgette: oh, that was a mistake! (she points at Justin, then a razor)

Heather: (she takes off her wig)

Owen: THE HORROR!

Heather: shut up Owen! Not sure if you knew this, but I'm ALREADY bald!

Bridgette: what makes you think I was talking about you?

sad music plays, and all the girls (and Owen ) are crying as Heather shaves Justin's head

Heather: (sniffle) ok, that was harsh

bridgette shrugs, and high fives Geoff

Heather: ok, my turn...... Duncan, truth or dare?

Duncan: I've got nothing to hide! oh, wait, yes I do.... dare.

Just then, Noah, cliimbs back onto the boat, and falls over.

Heather: oh Duncan? I don't think Noah here is breathing! (she kicks his foot) I'm sure your little 'C.I.T. girlfriend' showed you mouth to mouth

Courtney giggles

Duncan: what's your point?

Heather: I dare you to help Noah with your newly aquired first-aid training

Duncan: What! No way I'm not giving mouth to mouth to Lazy Boy!

Courtney: Don't tell me your scared.

Duncan: No way Princess.

(Duncan walking towards Noah everyone cheering him on, breathing into his mouth Noah opens his eyes and yells so does Duncan, Noah spitting.)

Everyone:Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Noah: What the heck were you doing.

Duncan: Don't save your breath I wasn't doing that cause I wanted to it was a dare.

(Noah near th e edge of the boat throwing up)

Duncan: Hey Princess

Courtney: Me!

Duncan: Yeah you, truth or dare?

Courtney: Dare.

Duncan: I dare you to give yourself a peircing.

Courtney: What! No way I'm not doing that!

Duncan: You're such a chicken, I think you need to wear that chicken hat again. ( Duncan imitating a chicken. BuckbuckbuckBacock!)

Courtney: You are such an ogre!

Duncan: I've been called worse. Hahahahaha!

Gwen:well Courtney are you going to do it or NOT?

Courtney:no!!!

Duncan:chicken!!!!!!

Courtney:I'm not a chicken!

Bridgette:then why don't you do it?

Courtney:cause.....I...

Groff:your soooo chicken!

Courtney:I 'am NOT!

Duncan:then do it

Courtney:OK!!!!!! I'll do it!

Duncan:sweet! so what do you what me to pierce?

Courtney:WHAT!?! I though you said I was gonna do it?

Duncan: I lied

Courtney:were did you learn how to use a piercing gun or whatever you call it?

Duncan:in juve honey,so you gotta do it or not,and if you do what can I peirce?

Courtney:I'll do it and I guess you can pierce my nose

Duncank

they go in to the bathroom a couple of minutes latter Courtney and Duncan come out of the bathroom,Courtney has her nose pierced and Duncan has lipstick on his face

Bethk Courtney who do you pick?

Courtney:LeShanwa

Le Shanwak girl

Courtney:truth or dare?

LeShanwa:dare

Courtneyk I dare you to drink some of Owen's hot sauce!

LeShawana:WHAT are you crazy girl?

Courtney:no but if you don't do it your chicken

Le Shawna:no way!

she get up and goes over to Owen's fridge,she gets his hot sauce she comes back to were everyone is setting and takes the cap of the bottle and drinks it

Heather:whoa!!! ghetto girl did it

Le Shawna: SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME WATER!!!

Courtney gives her a glass she gulps it down

Katiek LeShawna who do you pick?

Leshawna: Heather! truth or dare?

Heather: Dare

Leshawna: ok, but first, does anybody have lipstick?

Ezeikal: I do!

everybody looks at ezeikal

Ezeikal: It fell out of Eva's.......(he see's eva looking at him) nevermind, I just have it.

Leshawana, oooh, bright pink, perfect! Heather, I dare you to put as much of this on as possible, then go up and kiss chris on the forehead. it has to make a perfect mark

Heather: are you kidding me!?

Leshawna: does this look like the face of a kidder?

Heather: no, it looks like the face of a bi-

Leshawna: excuse me?

Heather: never mind

heather goes over to see chris rubbing his eyes, obviously still fazed by bridgette

Chris: oh....hey, Heather

heather grabs him and kisses him on the cheek like insane, untill there's a clear pink lip print on his cheek.

Heather: happy?

Leshawna: no, I told you to kiss him on the FOREHEAD, not the cheek. do it again!

Heather: WHAT!!??

first u said chef then it turned into chris

Leshawna: "You heard what I said girl. Now do it."

Heather: "I kissed him o.k. now drop it or else you gangster rapper wannabe."

Leshawna: "Oh I know you did not just call me that you little back stabbing witch."

Geoff: "Hey girls lets just calm down. Look Heather did do the dare but Leshawna is right the dare was to kiss Chris on the head. Can we just forget about it and get along?"

Leshawna:"I will if she will."

Heather:"Fine by me." (Heather storms off to another room and Cody follows)

Cody:"Wait don't go Heather"

Bridgette:"So are we still playing Truth or Dare?"

Leshawna:"Yes we are; we will start over with Geoff."

Geoff:"O.K. I pick Noah. Truth or Dare man."

Noah:"Dare"

Geoff:"O.k. I dare you to tell off Chef."

Noah:" What are you crazy Chef will kill me if I did that."

Duncan:"Then you will surely be missed."

Courtney:"Shut up Duncan. Look Noah just insult Chef quick and run for the hills or are you to chicken."

Noah:"I'll show you who's a chicken. Hey Chef!" (Everybody is watching)

Chef:"What nerd boy?"

Noah:"If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China." (Everybody is gasping except Chris who is laughing hysterically)

Chef:"I hope you enjoyed that nerd boy because that was your last move." (Chef picks up a meat cleaver and chases Noah till he got tired)

Chef:"You know what you are not worth it." (Chef Walks back to the grill and flips the burger)

Geoff:"Dude you lived to tell the tale. That is awesome!"

Noah:"O.k its my turn and I pick DJ."

(O.k. now its someone else turn to finish the story and make it good!!)

Heather:HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!

she starts to chase him around the boat

LeShanwa:yo princess leave my honey alone

Heather:why should I?

LeShawna:so!?!

Heather:well I don't want geek boy a here to have dreams about me!

LeShawna:why would my honey dream about you?

Heatherhhhhh!!!!!

she gives LeShawna a dirty look and then, storms off with Cody at her heels

Harold:I would never dream about her, only girl I dream about is Le Shawna

Bridgette:awww that's sooo sweet!!!!

she looks at Geoff

Bridgette:do you dream about me sweetie?

Geoff:I sure do babe

they kiss

Lindsey:I know my little Tyler White dreams about me right Ty?

Tyler:I sure do Lindsey Widnsney

Gwen I think I'm gonna be sicky wicky if those two don't stop

Duncan:I'm with goth girl,yo princess jock boy stop with the love fest so we can get back to the game

Lindsey and Tyler stop

Sadie:OK Harold who do you chose?

Harold: I pick Duncan

Duncan: whatever

Harold:OK truth of dare

Duncan:truth give it to me dude

Harold:OK do you dream about Courtney

Duncan: hell ya!!!

him and Geoff give each other a high five

Owen:does she look good?

Duncanf course

CourtneyUNCAN!!!!!!!

Noah:OK bad boy who do you pick?

Duncan:I pick Katie

Katie:ugh OK dare

Duncan:I dare you to say something mean to your little twin

Katie:Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I can't do that!!!!!! I I'll do ANYTHING but that pretty please with sugar and chocolate,ice cream,rainbow sprinkles and-

Duncan:OK OK enough! I dare you to eat that old sandwich in Owen fridge

Katie but thats like 4 weeks old!!!!!

Duncan: well if you don't you'll have to kiss Sadie

Katie OK I 'll do it

she goes over to the fridge and gets the sandwich, she takes a bite and swallowed it .

D.J.:Yo you OK Katie?

Katie does not answer she goes over to the side of the boat and throws up.after washing her face she comes back

Sadie:How gross was it?

Katie:really gross

Sadide:really really gross?

Katie:really really really gross

Sadie:really really really really gross

Kate:remember when we were ten and we accidentally ate that moldy sour cream?

Sadie:yeah

Katie:well it was like that

Sadie: EWWW!!!!!!

Katie: yeah I know! do you also remember how we made rice crispy treats?

Sadie:yes and we stayed up in tell 4:30am?

Katie yeah! and we listed to Gennie In A Bottle?

Sadie:yeah!!! and we

the two continue two talk meanwhile the other campers get bored and decide to pass the time

Harold plays his Nintendo D.J.,Duncan,Eva,D.J.,Izzy ,Trent & Beth play cards,Le Shawna listens to her MP3 player,Owen eats a bag of Flaming Hot Cheeto's,Tyler tries to do push ups,Noah looks at the sky,Bridgette braids Lindsey's hair,Justin admires himself in his mirror,Noah reads his book & Gwen draws,she get's up and goes to the bathroom,then she goes to the kitchen,she gets a Dr.Pepper,some cheese and crackers & some chocolate donuts and leaves, just then as she does she hears Cody 's voice from Owen's room.

Gwen:WHAT THE!?!

she goes over to Owen's room,and tries to open the door,but it's locked,so she looks in one of the windows sees Heather with Cody

Gwenin her head) I so gotta tell the guys this!

she grabs her stuff and runs off to were the other TDI campers are

Gwen:YOU GUYS

WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!

no one says anything

Gwen:I saw Heather with Cody

Bridgette:whoa I so gotta see this!

she gets up and follows Gwen

Lindsey:what about my hair?

Le Shawna:never mind your hair girl

Lindsey shrugs her shouters and follows everyone to Owen's room

Beth:I wanna see!!!!

Courtney:You guys this is soooo wrong

Owen:so?

Courtney:well your invading their privacy!!!

no one answers

Geoff:whoa the Cod-master is sure getting a show!!!!

just then the door to Owen's room opens