Sorry for double posts, they didn't merge well.
(at trial)
Johnny Cochran: Ladies and gentleman of this so called jury; my client could not possibly have commited murder.
Bridgette's lawyer: Objection, we have clear photographic evidence and nearly 25 people who saw it.
Lance Ito (now working in Ontario): Overruled!
Johnny Cochran: Look the film doesn't even load on the camera right meaning it's fake. If the film doesn't fit, you must acquit. (hushedly to Eva) Don't worry I heated the film up so it would shrink a bit.
Bailiff: It doesn't fit.
Johnny Cochran: Thank you. The defense rests.
(8 hours later)
Ito: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Foreman: Yes, we have your honour. We the jury find the defendant, Eva Barkonashtokov, not guilty on the count of homicide of Bridgette Wilson, a human being under chapter 187 of Ontario law.
Ito: On behalf of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and the province of Ontario, I thank you for your service.