Episode 27: "Cartoon Double Dare! Sandy Vs. Stimpy" (Continued) / After the commercials end, Blue Arrow comes back on and says: "It's time to reveal to our contestants, the obstacle challenges they'll face!" Fondue says: "Our first event is Soda Gushers! Our contestants will need to stomp around on the various buttons to make soda come out! Along with the soda, will come out a flag!" Blue Arrow says: "And this is what you can expect!" Blue Arrow stomps on a button and blue-colored soda comes out, initially hitting him on the head, but eventually flows into his mouth! Blue Arrow says: "Blueberry Blast! My favorite!" Sniz says: "That event looks safe to me! And once the flag is gotten, they will receive a COOL 1st prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive autographed DVD copies of Mary Poppins, signed by movie stars Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke each comes with it's own certificate of authenticity to let you know it's real!" Stimpy says: "That's supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!" Sniz says: "I know!" Fondue says: "Our 2nd event is Pizza Pie! Our contestants will need to dig through a giant pizza to find the hidden flag!" Blue Arrow grabs off a piece of sausage and says: "And it's completely edible to!" Sniz says: "Once you get through that safe challenge, they will receive another COOL prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive the Super Mario Advance video game collection, playable on the Game Boy Advance, the Nintendo Gamecube Game Boy Player, OR the Nintendo DS! They can play the masterpieces of Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, and Yoshi's Island anywhere at home or when they're on the go!" Fondue says: "Our 3rd event is the Garbage Truck Dump! On the back of this green Dump Truck, there's only a little bit of garbage, but there will soon be much more! Our contestants will need to look through the dumped garbage to find out where the flag's located!" Blue Arrow demonstrates this and says: "It's a little smelly, but it's not dangerous!" Sniz says: "Glad to know that, Blue Arrow! And by grabbing the third flag, they will receive another cool prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive the the complete remastered collection of The Beatles CD albums! Now with better sound, mini-documentaries, and computer connectivity! A must have for The Beatles lovers in YOUR family!" Fondue says: "Our 4th event is the Nose Pick! Our contestant will have to pick the insides of our gigantic prop nose in order to find the flag!" Blue Arrow gets underneath it and says: "And as you can see, this challenge is as easy as pie!" Then the nose sneezes on Blue Arrow and covers him! Blue Arrow, frustrated says: "And by easy, I mean nauseating! It reminds me of that date I had with Linda Blair!" Spongebob says: "I didn't know you dated a character from The Exorcist!" Reggie Rocket says: "I think Blue Arrow was being sarcastic!" Spongebob sheepishly says: "Of course! I knew that!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Truthfully, hearing the difference between people who are being honest and people who are being sarcastic REALLY isn't one of my strong suits!" (End Confessional)
Sniz says: "Of course, the Nose might sneeze irregularly, but it's still safe! After you clean the nose and get the 4th flag, you'll get an awesome 4th prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive a plasma-screen computer with Windows 7! The latest and greatest innovation in a long line of fine, quality Microsoft products! It's Windows, bringing you a cleaner, clearer picture to the world!" Lil Deville says: "That sounds like a cool machine to have! Just think of all the things I can accomplish with a computer of THAT power!" Stinky says: "I can only imagine what you have in mind!" Fondue says: "Our fifth event is Walk Through Water! Our contestants must go through our pond filled not just with water, but also some of the toughest fish under the sea from the Salty Spitoon from the show of Spongebob Squarepants!" Blue Arrow says: "Let me show you how I would handle the crossing!" Blue Arrow ties a rope around one post from the end where he's standing at, strings it around an Arrow, then shoots it through his bow where it connects onto another post at the other end! Blue Arrow then walks safely across the rope without getting hit by the tough fish! Sniz says: "Well, that's a little unorthodox, but completely fair. The judges will allow it, so it's a safe challenge! Grab the 5th flag and you'll get the 5th prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They'll receive free movie tickets for the entire winter season redeemable at any movie theater for any movie they want to see, however many times they decide to see a movie! It's our gift from the show, to our contestants!" Fondue says: "And then it all comes down to the finale, the last obstacle!" Sniz says: "It's the Ice Cream Slide! Our contestants must climb up one chocolate syrup covered slide, slide down the honey coated chute at the top, and reach out and grab the flag at the bottom on top of the ice cream!" Blue Arrow ties a rope around another arrow, shoots it at the top of the obstacle, pulls on the rope to help climb up the slide like a mountain climber, than slides down the chute normally! Blue Arrow says: "And can you believe this is only my FIRST time competing on a game show?!" Sniz says: "Actually, I can. But in any case, you proved that all 6 challenges are safe, so YOU get a spot on our 2nd season of our cool show!" Blue Arrow says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "And the 1st contestant who grabs the final flag, wins the grand prize of season 1!" Blue Arrow says: "They'll receive $150,000 in legal tender! Cool hard cash redeemable anyplace they want to shop, and the distinction of being the best Nickelodeon Nicktoons show in existance!" Ren says: "Go on, Stimpy! Win one for your best buddy!" Stimpy says: "I'll do my best, pal!" Susie says: "Come on, Helga! Help us show some support for Sandy and cheer!" Helga bluntly says: "I don't cheer." Sniz says: "Well, the obstacles are all set, our contestants are all primed, and our obstacle course floor is clean now, but it's going to get REALLY messy in a minute! I wish you both the best of luck, and may the better mammal win!" Sandy says: "Stimpy, before this starts, I just like to say that in the event that I lose, if I do lose, I'd be glad to lose it to you." Stimpy says: "And the feeling is mutual, right back to you!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "This is the event I've been training the whole season for? Do you want to know what I hope people remember me for? (Flashbacks show Sandy Cheeks being aggressive and competitive against a bunch of the other contestants.) My wonderful personality!" / Stimpy says: "So this is the pinnacle of the challenges season 1 has to offer! I feel as prepared as I'll ever be! Do you want to know what I hope to be remembered for? (Flashbacks show Stimpy being kind, generous, honest, kind, and happy towards a bunch of contestants, those that were his team-mates and even those on the other team.) I hope it will be for my wonderful personality!" / Angelica says: "I'm confidant in Sandy stinking up and losing! I've got a very SPECIAL inside source to make sure this happens!" (Flashback) Sandy exits her cabin and sees a Krabby Patty that's been cut into a heart shape. Sandy says: "Hey there, what's this?!" An attached note reads: "Dear Sandy Cheeks, for my loving, happy, smiling, Texas land angel, please accept this engagement promise from your eternal boyfriend for life, Spongebob Esq., with tons of kisses and hugs!" Sandy says: "He is SO the most thoughtful boyfriend I've ever had in my whole life!"
(End flashback) Angelica says: "Isn't it amazing how easy it is to tamper with baked goods by simply adding laxatives? (Sings) For fast, reliable relief, that lasts you all day long! Doofus!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to get this show on the road! On your marks, get set! (Fondue tweets whistle) GO!!!!" Sandy and Stimpy both begin stomping on their buttons for Soda Gushers! Stimpy presses both the Strawberry and the Lime Soda buttons, when the flag comes pouring out of the Lime Soda Gusher! But the soda just won't flow for Sandy Cheeks! Sandy says: "What's going on here?! There's a hold-up in this machine! Why won't it give me the soda?!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I wouldn't consider myself an expert electrician, but even one of the Rugrats would know an electric device needs to be plugged in so it works properly! I mean, I've already been eliminated this season, so there can't POSSIBLY be anything that Sniz or Fondue could do against me!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "I see the problem! The machine isn't hooked up!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You've been slacking off on your work again, HAVEN'T you?!" Fondue says: "I didn't forget to do anything! Why do you always accuse me of stuff I don't do?!" Fondue plugs the machine in, and all of the soda comes pouring down on Sandy at once, but she finds her flag in the Strawberry Soda! Spongebob says: "Hurry, Sandy! Stimpy's getting ahead of you!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. I really like Stimpy as a friend. But Sandy's probably going to be my wife someday. I HAD to cheer her on! It's nothing personal, I just have to think about my future as well." (End Confessional) Thankfully, Stimpy's been held up on Pizza Pie, as he's been eating THROUGH the pizza instead of just searching through it! Sandy's able to catch up and feverishly begins searching through her slice! They both manage to find their flags at exactly the same time! Stimpy says: "I got one, Ren!" Ren says: "Great, don't get cocky, kid!" The 2 contestants than run to the Garbage Dump Truck. While Sandy is very fussy about touching the dirty garbage, Stimpy doesn't have that problem as he just immediately goes in, pulls out the flag, and runs off to the next event! Susie says: "Hustle girl! We're counting on you to win!" Otto says: "Speak for yourself, Beyonce wannabe! Stimpy's going to kick some squirrel butt!" Angelica says: "He better! And when is that STUPID Krabby Patty going to kick in?!" Sandy finally gets her flag and rushes to the 4th event. Thankfully, Stimpy's having a hard time finding the flag in the Nose Pick! Ren says: "Stimpy, I never thought I'd say this, but pick that nose!" Susie says: "Don't be afraid! They're just boogers!" Angelica says: "Stop DOING that!" Susie says: "Doing what?" Angelica says: "You can't give out hints! That's CHEATING!!!!"
Susie says: "You should talk, Miss Mean, Rude, and Bossy! All you've done is complain and cheat the entire season!" Angelica says: "I don't NEED to cheat to beat you pathetic LOSERS! You'll NEVER be as skilled as I am!" (Confessional) Susie says: "That girl is working on my last nerve! One more insult, and she's going to pay the piper!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Sandy both grab their flags at about the same time, than rush over to the pool for the next event. Spongebob runs out and says: "You're doing good Sandy! Just two more events to finish and then you'll win!" Sandy says: "Glad to have your support, Spongebob. And thanks for the Krabby Patty this morning." Spongebob says: "But I didn't make you a Krabby Patty this morning. Was the Krabby Patty good?" Sandy says: "I wouldn't know. I didn't eat it." Stimpy begins his stretch of Walk Through Water. Some fish swim up to him and Stimpy says: "Look, I don't want to fight. I'm a peaceful cat and I respect all of you. So I'd appreciate it if you could just let me through this challenge in peace. Pretty please with Frosted Sugar Lumps on top?" The fish begin to back off when Stimpy says: "Uh oh! Big bathroom emergency here!" And Stimpy lets out a MONSTEROUS fart that makes Aang scream: "UGGH! What crawled up your butt and died?!" Daggett screams: "Well, SOMEBODY finally got Aang to say something!" Angelica screams: "WHAT?!!!" Stimpy says: "I can't hold it! I've got to go!" And Stimpy quickly races to the Confessional and uses the Outhouse building like an Outhouse! Sniz says: "Please! Not the CONFESSIONAL!" Angelica yells: "What's going on here?!" Blue Arrow says: "I believe I have the answer to that." (Flashback) Blue Arrow is writing some notes, when he looks at the treat Sandy Cheeks has received, when Stimpy comes up to spend some time with his team-mate. Stimpy says: "Sandy, you know that I want to wish you the best of luck in this challenge." Sandy says: "Same to you, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "Say, is that a Krabby Patty shaped like a heart?! I've never had a Krabby Patty shaped like a heart before!" Sandy gives it to him and says: "Go ahead. Knock yourself out." (End Flashback) Angelica screams: "You incompetant morons can't do ANYTHING right!" Susie shouts: "Incompetant morons?! That does it!" Susie grabs Angelica, and as soon as Stimpy gets out of the Confessional, Susie throws her inside of it and Stimpy futilely says: "Susie, don't PUT her in there! It's very--!" And Susie deliberately shuts the door tight and locks it from the outside! Stimpy finishes saying: "Stinky." Stinky says: "That's my name, don't wear it out!" Lil says: "Don't give up, Stimpy! You still have a chance!" Rocko says: "Sandy's trying to fight her way through the fish!" Stimpy says: "But I can't just let Angelica suffer in there!" Angelica screams: "LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!" Stimpy says: "But in this case, I'll make an exception!" And Stimpy quickly runs back to the pool, quickly crossing it after the fishes have seen Stimpy's unintentional display of stink, and grabs the flag seconds before Sandy finishes her fighting and grabs her flag! Sniz says: "It's neck and neck between our 2 contestants, down to the last event! It all comes down to this obstacle!" Aang says: "Well, since my speaking strike has ended, I guess there's just one thing left to do! Stimpy, win this challenge for us!"
Sandy and Stimpy both have trouble heading up the slippery slide, but they get to the top, and prepare to go down the chute! While Stimpy begins his descent, Sandy finds that the doorway that leads through the chute is SHUT tight! Sandy says: "Now what's the matter here?!" Otto pulls something behind his back and says: "I just LOVE ACME brand Super Glue! Guranteed to make things stick together or double your money back!" Spongebob shouts: "It can't end this way! Sandy, you've got to try and pry the door open!" Stimpy is still struggling to get down the chute as the honey is making his progress difficult! Lil says: "Stimpy, your prize is within sight! Now get down and win it!" Sandy says: "I'll win this competition even if I have to resort to sheer brute strength!" And with a mighty grunt of effort, Sandy breaks apart the doors and throws them to the floor! Otto yells: "I can't believe I paid $9.95 for this junk! I was robbed! At least I can look forward to a good refund!" Sandy quickly tries to scramble down the chute, and Stimpy and Sandy get down at the same time!" Sniz says: "It's so close! It looks like it's going to be a photo finish!" Sandy excitedly says: "Did you say a photo finish?!" And in a split second--! (SNAP!) Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! We have a winner!" Blue Arrow says: "Did I just blink or something?! I didn't see who grabbed their final flag first! Who got it?!" Sniz says: "Just a minute! According to our Digital Camera that NEVER takes a lying picture, the winner of the season one finale is...IS...IS...STIMPY J. CAT!!!!" (A whole bunch of contestants cheer while Spongebob, Susie, and Doug Funny sigh.) Blue Arrow says: "You mean Sandy Cheeks, actually LOST?!" Fondue says: "Biggest mistake of any contestant. She just COULDN'T resist posing for the picture! And that split second was all Stimpy needed to grab the flag before Sandy did and become the winner of season 1!" Ren jumps up and cheers: "You did it Stimpy! You really did it! You're our grand champion!" Stimpy says: "Well, I might have never won it, if it hadn't been for my friends encouragement, faith, trust, and determination to help me prove myself. This is just as much your victory as it is mine." Sandy says: "I can't believe it. I came, I saw, I conquered, I did everything right, and I still lost, to the best Nicktoon that has ever existed!"
Spongebob comes over and says: "It's okay, Sandy. I still love you, even if you didn't win this season. There's always next time. And besides, look on the bright side. You DID come in 2nd by beating 22 other contestants, that definitely counts for something in my books!" Sandy sighs and says: "You're right, Spongebob. Maybe I didn't win the game, but I think I'm fine with winning your heart!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, you can always rest easy with me. You'll never have to worry, because I'll ALWAYS be yours!" (They hug and kiss each other tenderly.) Sniz says: "Well, I don't think we could've asked for a much better season finale than this! This is a great way to end the 1st season! I guess it just goes to show that there IS more than one kind of winner in this world. Game show winners, and winners in love!" Lil says: "And I love it that my boyfriend Stimpy has won!" Stimpy says: "And I love you to, Lil!" (Later, at the bonfire camp-out.) Sniz says: "Sandy, Stimpy, here are your prizes for all the flags you picked up. And Stimpy, here is your check for winning $150,000, to do with it as you see fit! You've definitely earned it, you sly, cool cat!" Fondue says: "And don't forget, as a testament of being the ultimate camper of this season, you get the last marshmallow! An enduring symbol of safety, security, and victory!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy! I'll treasure it forever! (Record scratches) Whatever! I can buy as many marshmallows as I want now!" (And he quickly chews it down!) Sniz says: "We're glad you stuck with us! Be sure to come back and check us out, on a new season of Total Cartoon Action!" Blue Arrow says: "I hope you'll be rooting for me!" Fondue says: "I know that I will!" Episode Notes: Stimpy J. Cat becomes the Grand Champion of Season 1, becoming the best Nicktoon and making Ren and Stimpy the best Nickelodeon Nicktoon to ever exist so far; Sandy Cheeks and Spongebob Squarepants are both runners up in second place. Aang the Avatar FINALLY ends his speaking strike and gets back to talking again. All of the previously eliminated contestants return and get at least one opportunity to talk. Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said, true believers!