"Total Cartoon Island/Action Special: 12 Tickets to Ride!" (60 minute special, continued.) / The yacht carrying the 24 contestants of season one, Sniz, and Blue Arrow, finally pulls into the harbor of Atlantic City, New Jersey. After everybody disembarks, Sniz pulls out his script for the speech he has written for the event. Sniz says: "We have arrived in luxurious Atlantic City, New Jersey, the inspiration for the board game of Monopoly as well as the home to one of the largest video game expo's in recent history. I have been presented with the distinct honor, and priviledge to introduce the 12 contestants, including Blue Arrow, who will compete in season 2." (Confessional) Aang says: "I know that I don't have to worry about anyone else FROM my show competing against me. After all, I AM the all powerful Airbender, and Zuko knows that if he ever tries anything evil ever again, I'll kick his butt into next week!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "First off, from the show of Doug, acclaimed Shakesperian master thespian, meet everyone's favorite aspiring actress, Judy Funny!" Doug says: "Wait a minute! You mean my SISTER is competing on the show?!" Sniz answers: "That is correct, my funny friend!" Judy walks into view all cool like, and dramatically says: "Hark, what light for yonder windows break? It is the east, and Judy is the sun. Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow. End scene!" Bunny claps and says: "Wow! An impressive recital! I like YOU already!" Judy bows and says: "Thank you, you are all so kind to me! My name and pictures will be displayed in bright lights, once I get a career in Hollywood." Sniz says: "Next up, is two contestants from the show of Hey Arnold! One is a sophisticated ladies man, and the other is a rich girl with something to prove to everyone from her town! Respectively, her's Gerald Fitzgerald and Rhonda Lloyd Wellington III." Gerald says: "Charmed to be here, I'm liking the faces I'm seeing!" Rhonda says: "It's a pleasure just to be here!" Phoebe excitedly says: "Gerald?! You're competing in season 2?! That is so AWESOME! I LOVE your hair!" Patrick says: "Hey, what about me? I thought you loved me?" Phoebe says: "Look Patrick, I'm really sorry but we've got to face facts. You're a sea star, and I'm a human girl. It just wouldn't work out between us."
Patrick says: "But Reggie's got a relationship with Rocko, just like Spongebob and Sandy have a strong romance together." Phoebe says: "I still think you're cute, but you're just not the right boy for me. We can still be friends though, right?" Patrick sighs and says: "Sure. That sounds SWELL!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "I will openly admit, that I'm not the smartest creature under the sea, but I STILL have feelings! How could Phoebe just dump me like that? Doesn't she care that I gave her some of the best moments of MY life to her?! I've never felt so idiotic in all my life! And that's saying something!" (End confessional) Helga says: "I'm surprised to see YOU competing, Rhonda." Rhonda says: "Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't pack up my bags and try out for something that's for the more rugged individual, but after watching Stimpy play the first season of the show for charities, I decided to try out my skills against 23 other individuals, to see if I have what it takes to win $500,000 for charity. And if nothing else, I'll probably learn some good skills that could help me in a future career!" Stimpy says: "That's a good way to look at things, Rhonda!" Sniz says: "Our next contestant originally hails all the way from Scotland in the United Kingdom! He may only be 4 foot 2 inches, and weigh less than the average Shetland Spaniel, but he's still a wiry and determined individual! From the show of Ren & Stimpy, it's the Angry Scotsman with a voice sounding like veteran actor Alan Young, Haggis McHaggis!" Speaking with an obvious Scottish burr, Haggis runs up and says: "The honor of the McHaggis clan rests in my well-worn hands! I might not be as youthful or as spritely as I was back when I was a mere laddie living in the highland Moor's, but I can still act better than a bunch of spring chickens half my age! Well, if it isn't my fellow partner's in show business, Ren & Stimpy! I sure hope I can look forward to competing with the both of you on this upcoming season!" Ren rolls his eyes and says: "Just make sure you lose the annoying Scottish burr, okay, grandaddy McHaggis?" (Confessional) Haggis says: "My Scottish burr, ANNOYING?! How daft can that dog be?! My rich accent is the key to my many great vintage roles in movies and television. It's what I've used for a very fruitful 60 years in the entertainment industry! If you want to see the great man who brought Scrooge McDoggie to life, you're looking at that very same man, right now!" (End Confessional)
Sniz says: "Next up, is a show that has not one, but TWO competitors representing their show for the first time! Both hailing from the show of Catdog--." Treeflower says: "But Catdog isn't TWO contestants. He's 1.5 or something like that!" Sniz finishes saying: "He's lean, mean, and green, it's Rancid Rabbit!" Rancid is wearing a business suit and says: "What's the hold-up here? Come on tell me, what, WHAT?" Daggett says: "I don't like this Roger, you've got green color competition!" Bunny says: "He's not the only one who has competition!" (Confessional) Bunny says: "I do NOT believe this! They brought me onto the show because they said they needed some animal diversity, and my humor was one of a kind among my species of rabbits! And the minute I turn my back, they locate another rabbit who not only has a different brand of humor, but he also has green fur! How am I supposed to compete with that?! You really think you KNOW some people!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And he's one half of the duo of Catdog, here's Dog!" Norbert says: "Impossible!" But Dog walks up wearing a pair of brown pants, a brown derby, and carrying a brown sun umbrella/cane combo, as a normal looking, completely individual canine! Dog says: "That's right, I left my miserable excuse for a brother!" Rocko says: "But how, and why?" Dog angrily says: "Simple! My ignorant brother Cat insulted me for the last time! He had the nerve to say that I was the root cause of all the problems and the troubles he and I had ever been in, which is COMPLETELY untrue! I told him that I had enough of him berating me, and I said I was going to END our status of Catdog once and for all! He said that I would NEVER have the nerve to do it, and he even said that I would NEVER make it on my own! So I simply went to Randolph's, requested a full canine transfusion, I got a genetically created, fully pedigreed body ANY so-called mutt could wish for, and I dumped Cat and left him in that house of his! That will learn him! Let's see how long HE can last without my help in protecting him against those Greasers!" Stimpy says: "Sheesh! I never thought that DOG could actually have a temper! Ren, let's promise each other right now that we will NEVER get into a fight like that!" Ren says: "Done and done!" Sniz says: "Another show that has two challengers representing their show for the first time, might be a more recent addition to the Nicktoons line-up, but their antics are still just as hilarious as any long running old-school favorite! From The Peinguins of Madagascar, she's an active, feisty otter with a voice just like former MADtv comedienne Nicole Sullivan, and he's commander and leader of a four peinguin squad in the New York City zoo, respectively, here's Marlene the Otter and Skipper the Peinguin!" Marlene jumps out and says: "I'm very happy to be here!" Skipper confidantly walks up and says: "And so am I. My keen instinct tells me that the chances of me winning are 98.6% over the 1.4% that I might not win. So I don't intend on losing!" Marlene says: "It will be SO great to compete on this show! Finally, people all over the world will know the talented qualities of Marlene, the Sea Otter!" Treeflower says: "Looks like Lil won't be the only female who will keep me on my toes in the next season." Norbert says: "Especially if we both win slots as contestants in the 2nd season." Sniz says: "And you've all become acquainted with Blue Arrow. So last but definitely NOT least, are three new contestants from Spongebob Squarepants! First off, she's the heiress to the Krabby Patty fortune with a strong, talented school career in cheerleading, everybody give it up for Pearl Krabs!" Pearl stomps towards the other contestants and cheers: "Give me a P! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an L! What does that spell? WINNER!!!!"
Patty says: "I don't get it." But Patrick drools unconsciously, stares dreamily and says: "But I do. Forget being dumped! I've just found the greatest love of my life! Pearl, your cheerleading is the best!" Pearl says: "Patrick! I had no idea that you thought my cheerleading was good!" Patrick says: "Not only that, but your fashion is in good taste, and you have the prettiest hair of any girl that I have ever seen!" Pearl says: "That's the nicest compliment ANY guy has ever given me! You're certainly a lot more charming than my OLD, worthless EX boyfriend Octavious Rex! I can definitely see you and me, going all the way to the Final Three!" Patrick says: "The pleasure's all yours!" Pearl says: "You're SO good with that!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "I guess the old saying is true. When life gives you lemons, you make sweet, icy, cool lemonade! And Pearl is worth 44 gallons of the sweetest lemonade anyone could taste! Plus, she's an heiress to an immense fortune! I'm not going to find a more worthy girlfriend than this!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "But I don't understand Pearl. If you've got your father's money to fall back on, why do you need to compete?" Pearl says: "It's actually my father who CONVINCED me to compete! He wanted me to get out of the house, try and earn money on my own, and help bring in endorsement deals for The Krusty Krab. I admit, I WAS initially against it. But if Patrick is by my side, I'm sure that this game show is going to be a blast!" Spongebob says: "Well, I'm glad to hear that!" Sniz says: "And rounding out the cast of new contestants; we have a professional body-builder and a professional guru who promotes better bodies! Both hailing from the city of Bikini Bottom, are two other Spongebob Squarepants stars, Larry the Lobster, and the tanned seal, Craig Mammalton!" Angelica shouts: "WHAT?! CRAIG MAMMALTON, who has so far only appeared in the episode of Sun Bleached is considered a star?!" Sniz says: "Not really, but he DID beat out a bunch of other potential contestants who wanted to compete in the show!" Craig confidantly says: "Don't worry about it. I'm a very reasonable guy! I don't force other people into doing stuff they don't like, I merely suggest that if they want to do something that I like to do, they have a choice on whether they want to do it or not. And by the way, I got to give you props, Spongebob! You might not be the tannest sea creature alive, but you've still managed to get yourself one heck of a woman! I'm very proud of you!" Spongebob says: "Thank you, Craig! (Seriously) I see that YOU'RE also here, LARRY! I hate to be the one to disappoint you, but Sandy Cheeks has already been spoken for!" Larry says: "Don't treat me like I'm some two-bit villain! I'm completely over her! (Under his breath) Even if she deserves someone far stronger, faster, AND smarter than you!" Spongebob says: "What was that?" Larry resumes his normal tone and says: "Nothing, Spongebob! I was muttering to myself, not to you! Carry on as you were!"
Sniz says: "All right! You've met the rest, now it's time to determine the best! Out of the 24 contestants from season 1, who will be the 12 who get to play again in season 2?" Angelica says: "We ALL already know who's DEFINITELY going to be there! No need to congratulate me, I'm too modest!" Otto says: "Yeah, right!" Sniz says: "There are 24 contestants who want to have fun, but only 12 tickets to ride! Which 12 lucky contestants will win a ticket to play on season 2 of our great show?! Stay tuned after the commercials and find out!" (Commercial Break.) / I'll break up this episode for now and continue with it another time. Enough said for now, true believers!