Before I start this episode, I'd like to give a special thanks to JStheKid for letting me use his character of Blue Arrow in this episode and for a whole new season of my cartoon show! Now, for the finale many people have been waiting a whole year for, here's the season finale of "Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 27: "Cartoon Double Dare! Sandy Vs. Stimpy!" In a dramatic voice, Sniz says: "You've watched their exploits for 26 episodes! You've seen their determination, their strategies, and their ability to beat every camper who challenged them! And now, they've come to the Final challenge, will they'll face their toughest opponents yet: THEMSELVES! On Total Cartoon Island! (A whole audience cheers as the camera stops showing scenes from the previous episodes and opens up on an indoor game show while the Double Dare theme music plays.) I'm Sniz, here as always with my trusty brother sidekick, co-host, Fondue!" Fondue says: "Why do I always get SECOND billing?" Sniz says: "Because you're the boring nag, and nobody likes the boring nag! Anyways, for our final challenge this season, we've done something very special for our Final Two contestants! With the help of the Fairy Godparents, we've brought back the set of a Nickelodeon game show masterpiece, Double Dare! (Audience cheers again) We wanted to get Marc Summer to be a special intern/referree for us, but frankly, he was too darn expensive! So instead, let's get a different special guest in here! JSthekid's very own Blue Arrow!" (Audience cheers as Blue Arrow runs into the room!) Blue Arrow says: "I did it! I've finally arrived! Finally, people are going to look at me and say, there's a fan character who has ACTUALLY appeared on a REAL Nickelodeon show created by a Nickelodeon writer!" Sniz says: "Glad to see your enthusiasm! But first, you got to bring out the two contestants! Can you do that?" Blue Arrow sharply says: "Of COURSE I can do that! I wasn't born YESTERDAY, you know!" Sniz says: "Of course not! Fondue was!" Fondue says: "I hate it when you make jokes at MY expense, you know!" Sniz says: "You ARE fully well aware that if you don't LIKE your job, you CAN be replaced! Either by Jorgen Von Strangle, or even Blue Arrow!" Fondue says: "You wouldn't dare! I have a contract!" Sniz says: "Lighten up! As if I'd fire my own brother!"
Fondue asks: "Then why IS Blue Aarow on OUR show?!" Sniz says: "Our season long contest! We asked our loyal audience to prove who among them was this show's biggest fan, and Blue Arrow won! And as part of our aggreement for him WINNING the contest, IF he can prove that all of the stunts in this episode are safe, he gets to come on and be a contestant for season 2!" Fondue says: "Well, that SHOULD be interesting to watch!" Blue Aarow sternly asks: "Can I PLEASE do my job now?" Sniz politely answers: "Of course. Please forgive my brother for RUDELY interrupting you! He can't stay shut up for a nano-second!" Fondue yells: "Are you saying I talk too much?!" Sniz says: "Of course not! For an obsessive-compuslive parrot voiced by Gilbert Gottfried!" Blue Arrow rolls his eyes and says: "I'm not sure if there are any Nickelodeon fans who will get that Aladdin reference! Anyways, let's meet our two finalists! While she doesn't live in a pineapple under the sea, she HAS expressed interest in marrying someone who does! From the city of Bikini Bottom and the show of Spongebob Squarepants, meet everyone's favorite invertebrate lover, Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy Cheeks runs out to boisterous applause and says: "Thank you for making me the fan-favorite to win this show! Please wait until AFTER I win to ask for my autographs! I don't want to be TOO tired for the final challenge!" Blue Arrow says: "And our other contestant hardly NEEDS any introduction, but I'll give it to him anyways! He's Nickelodeon's original superstar and longtime patron of charity! From the city of Hollywood U.S.A. and the show of Ren & Stimpy, let's give a SPECIAL cheer for the hardest working feline in show business, Stimpy J. Cat!" Stimpy runs out to boisterous applause and humbly says: "I'm SO unimportant, compared to my fans. I owe my success all to you! Thank you for helping me get this far. It's an honor just to participate!" Blue Arrow says: "If you like the honor of participating, you're going to LOVE the honor we're presenting you! We're bringing back all of the previously eliminated contestants to WATCH you perform this final challenge!" And sure enough, all 22 of the previously eliminated contestants walk in and take special seats in the V.I.P. section in the order they were first eliminated! Roger Plotz, Helga G. Patacki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Daggett, Patrick Star, Chuckie Finster, Doug Funny, Phoebe Hyerdahl, Bunny, Treeflower Fields, Jimmy Neutron, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert McHandsome, Angelica Pickles (wearing a badly coifed wig to cover up her still messed-up hairdo,) Rocko A. Wallaby, Spongebob, Stinky J. Cat, Lil Deville, and Otto Rocket! Stimpy says: "Ren, Aang, Doug, Phoebe, Susie, Patty, Norbert, Rocko, Spongebob, Stinky, Lil! It's so good to see all of you again!" Ren bored says: "I'm just as ecstatic as you are!"
Stimpy says: "I love it when he pretends to be all bored like that! I find that funny!" Lil and Stinky say: "Go Team Stimpy!" Stimpy asks: "Rocko, doesn't Aang want to congratulate me?" Rocko says: "Aang STILL insists on being on a speaking strike! He has expressed through other means that he wants Nickelodeon to realize that he NEEDS to talk IF Nickelodeon wants to get good ratings!" Chuckie says: "As if THAT'S going to help him! Aang thinks he's SO much better than us even though most of OUR shows lasted far longer than HIS did, even if they weren't NEARLY as 'popular.'" Aang holds up a sign that reads: "I have no comment." Patrick says: "And worst of all, he isn't even clever enough to come up with his own catchphrase! He's totally ripping off Chuckie's catchphrase!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Nice rug, Angelica!" Angelica retorts: "Oh, bite the weenie, Sandy!" Sandy answers back: "With relish!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Sandy thinks that this game is all her's, but she couldn't be any wronger! If Sniz says that I'M unable to win the money, than Sandy can't win it either! I'll get the last laugh on her! I have one last ace hidden in my back pocket!" (End confessional) Otto asks: "It's kind of hard to insult someone smarter and tougher than YOU are, now isn't it Angelica?" Angelica says: "I do NOT wish to speak to you!" Otto says: "All this time and you STILL don't want to talk to me?! What in the world do you want in order for me to get you to like me?!" Angelica says: "I WANTED the money, but since I'm ELIMINATED, I can't get it, and you can't either!" Otto says: "Don't you think that I know that? Do you even know why I'M NOT the one participating in this final challenge?! Believe it or not, it's not that I COULDN'T beat Sandy and Stimpy fairly, it's because I deliberately chose not to cheat!" Angelica says: "Than you're as equally stupid as you are deluded! Everyone knows that the only way to get ahead in this world is that you have to cheat to get what you want!" Otto says: "That's exactly what John McCain said before he lost humiliatingly to Barack Obama in 2008!" Angelica says: "You think you're better than me just because YOU didn't lie and cheat to play your way through the game?!" Otto says: "I KNOW that I'm better than you! Unlike you, I don't like cheating if that's the only way for me to win! I'd rather lose a game fair and square than be a cheater like you! I deliberately threw the last challenge to show you that winning isn't the most important thing in the world to me! It's been you, it's always been you! No matter how many times you shot me down, I've always been willing to stand up for you to show you that I was TOO stubborn to let you push me away and let you go through the game friendless! Well, you're not pushing ME away again! You're going to give me one reason as to why I don't deserve you! I've done right by the universe, now you OWE me a favor! I want to know what it is you don't like about me, because I thought the only reason you didn't like me was because I wanted to win just as much as you did!" Angelica says: "If it wasn't for you constantly HOUNDING me all the time, I would've beat that stupid Sandy and/or Stimpy on the first day!" Otto says: "See, that's your problem with logic! You don't think that there's anyone in the world who can beat you! And if someone DOES beat you, the only reason THAT happens is because they out-cheated you! Well here's a newsflash for you, Angelica! You're not the center of everyone's universe and you CAN'T always get what you want!" Angelica says: "Liar!"
Otto says: "But by working with me, maybe you CAN!" Angelica asks: "And how am I supposed to believe that?" Otto says: "We both got beaten by Sandy and Stimpy by trying to attack them separately. And our one against two strategy failed miserably because their efforts to repel us were united while we were divided! But together, we can actually make it the NEXT time we play!" Angelica says: "Is there going to BE a next time?!" Otto says: "Angelica, we've both been humiliated by 2 less intelligent and less athletic losers! Our solo efforts aren't enough to overcome them! Only by teaming up will we even begin to have a chance to redeem ourselves from our miserable eliminations!" Angelica says: "Getting the best of Sandy Cheeks? That would make for the happiest day of my life! If you can help me get Sandy Cheeks the next time, I'll help you get Stimpy J. Cat! Next time, I WILL split the money with you 50-50, you can't get a better offer than that!" Otto says: "And do you think you can give me a chance the next time?" Angelica says: "If our strategies work, we'll go ALL the way to the end, the next time we play!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I did it! I finally did it! In your face, Lars Rodriguez! I've totally won the bet! It's time to begin Operation: Humble Sandy Cheeks! She is going down harder than the Berlin Wall did in 1989!" (End Confessional) Fondue says: "Blue Arrow, why are you letting THEM talk and not me?! I waste FAR less time talking than THEY do!" Blue Arrow says: "But the show has never been ABOUT you, it's been about the contestants!" Bunny says: "Now THERE'S a vote of confidance for us!" Jimmy Neutron says: "But you still haven't explained WHY we're here!" Blue Arrow sighs and says: "Well, if there are no more 'engaging' conversations between Skater Boy and Psycho Chick, I'll be able to explain it!" Angelica shouts: "If I WAS a psycho, I wouldn't waste MY time here! I'd spend it working at the Bates Motel!" Susie Carmichael says: "I wouldn't even let my worst enemy, which happens to be you, work at the Bates Motel!" (Confessional) Susie says: "You never know when you might need insurance protection, or who you're going to need it from! By protecting Angelica, I get brownie points for winning her over! There's no way I want her to eliminate ME ever again! That's not going to hapen!"
(End Confessional) Blue Arrow says: "The reason you are all here is because you will once again be split up into two teams. But this time, they're teams of your own choice! We will be dividing the V.I.P. section into two halves, and the half you sit in will determine which team you're on! If you're in the left half, you'll represent Team Sandy! If you're on the right half, you'll represent Team Stimpy!" (The campers get up and go to different spots in the V.I.P. section.) Fondue says: "Okay, so who's where?" Sniz says: "It's very interesting, Fondue! There are 11 campers for Team Sandy, and 11 campers for Team Stimpy! It's perfectly split right down the middle! Our teams look evenly matched!" Roger, Helga, Spongebob, Patrick, Jimmy, Phoebe, Doug, Patty, Treeflower, Susie, and Reggie are on Team Sandy; Ren, Aang, Daggett, Bunny, Norbert, Angelica, Rocko, Stinky, Lil, Chuckie, and Otto are on Team Stimpy. Blue Arrow says: "On the original Double Dare, you'd go through 2 rounds of questions in addition to some physical challenges and the obstacle course. But everyone knows that you don't go on a reality game show for light-weight questions! So instead, I'll each ask you one question and I'll expect one answer from the both of you. Then, you'll both compete on Identical Final Challenges! Whoever grabs all 6 flags first will be the Grand Champion of Season 1!" Phoebe asks: "I thought Double Dare made you grab 8 flags!" Sniz says: "Well, THEY did! But we trimmed it down to 6 to make it more fast, entertaining, and fun for the audience!" Treeflower says: "Sounds fair enough to me!" Blue Arrow says: "Now Sandy, why do you feel that YOU deserve to win the money, and what would you do with it if you won?" Sandy answers: "Well, I'm always good for my word, so half of the money WOULD go to Stimpy if I won. But $75,000 would still be enough for me to invest money in an improved teleportation device, more efficient crop growing devices, and would allow me to travel and see the sights of the world!" Fondue says: "Well that's sweet. Boring, but sweet." Sniz says: "Don't be such a buzz-kill, Fondue!" Blue Arrow says: "Thank you, Sniz. Stimpy, same question as Sandy." Stimpy says: "Well, besides the bulk of the money going to my favorite charities, I'd throw all of my fellow contestants the coolest season finale party that they had ever seen, and invite all of them to enjoy it!" When the contestants hear that, Roger, Patrick, Jimmy, Phoebe, Treeflower, and Reggie get up and join Team Stimpy. Sandy says to her remaining fan-base: "Well it's nice to know that not ALL of you are total sell-outs!" Stimpy says: "And did I mention that the party will be held on my parent's yacht? Because it TOTALLY will be!" Patty gets up with a guilty look on her face, joins Team Stimpy and says: "Sorry, Sarah!" Sniz says: "That was quite a shake-up, don't you think, Fondue?" Fondue says: "I don't get paid to think!" Blue Arrow says: "But I do! And we'll see what our audience thinks after we come back, and show them what our contestants have to face in our final challenge! Stay tuned!" (Commercial Break.) / I'll finish up this episode the next time I post. Enough said for now!