"Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 26: "The Blooper Reel Episode!" (Continued) / The commercials end and Wanda says: "We're back again!" Cosmo says: "And yet, that doesn't change the fact that another 5 minutes of my life is gone that I can't ever get back again!" Wanda says: "Comso, we're Fairy Godparents! We don't need to eat, drink, or breath while we're in Fairy form, and we certainly can't die or be killed by any conventional means!" Cosmo says: "I still want those 5 minutes back!" Wanda says: "Anyways, like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted by my husband, is the review of the eliminated contestant from the 19th episode! The smarter, funnier, more handsome half of the starring duo from The Angry Beavers, Norbert McHandsome!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Norbert had a great, brotherly friendship with his brother Daggett, but he had an even bigger, greater romantical relationship with Treeflower Fields." Wanda says: "Norbert's fellow campers admired Norbert for his looks, intelligence, personality, and his humor." Cosmo says: "There were some things that DID end up devastating Norbert, such as the elimination of his brother Daggett." Wanda says: "And the unexpected elimination of his girlfriend, Treeflower!" Cosmo says: "Thankfully, Norbert proved to be resilent as he conquered his fear, faced unknown dangers on a scary island, sang wonderful songs, cooked up great foods, raced a good race, and made a decent showing in the surfing challenge." Wanda says: "But there was one thing Norbert WASN'T resilent enough to face; the sight of Angelica Pickles without any make-up on!" Cosmo says: "Unlike you Wanda, Angelica can NEVER look pretty without makeup on! I think you look pretty no matter HOW you look!" Wanda says: "That's unexpectedly sentimental of you, Cosmo!" Cosmo says: "Well, I got to do what I can in order to keep you happy!" Wanda says: "Anyways, Norbert bolted from the challenge without even facing Jorgen Von Strangle, or General Barricuda. So he was nearly unanimously eliminated as a result." (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "And now, coming to you live via web-cam, here's an interview from the re-united couple themselves, Norbert McHandsome and Mrs. Norbert McHandsome!" (Camera rolls) Treeflower says: "I DO still like being referred to as Treeflower, just for the record." Wanda says: "Norbert, there's a lot of things on our minds that we want you to discuss with us; but why don't we start off with something meaty and ask you what your proudest moment was on the show?" Norbert says: "Easy! Voting off Jimmy Neutron for cheating off my girl! Ha, HA! I'm just kidding. Seriously though, I was proud of what I was able to accomplish. Overcoming a shyness of being furless is no easy task. Neither is making sure that every single member of your team works their best to create a great meal. But if I had to pick just one moment, it would be definitely making a love connection with Treeflower, through the power of our duet song, the cover of Sonny and Cher's I Got You Babe." Treeflower says: "And I'm glad that I got you, to!" Norbert says: "Isn't she the best?"
Cosmo says: "I wouldn't know, I'm already married." Wanda says: "What Cosmo means to say is that he has no comment to reply to you with." Norbert says: "Fair enough. I also want to say that in addition to becoming affianced with Treeflower, I met some other cool characters while on the show as well. Ren Hoek, Patrick Star, Bunny, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Rocko, Spongebob, Sandy, and Stimpy are all fine in my book! In fact, I think they're swell!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "The interviews with the former campers just keeps getting better all the time, don't they Cosmo?" Cosmo says: "If you say so. Personally, I'd prefer some drama." Wanda says: "If you want drama, you'll get plenty of it with the next eliminated contestant we have to talk about!" Cosmo excitedly asks: "Do you mean...?!" Wanda answers: "That's right! From the suburb's of U.S.A., voted Miss America's vainest girl alive 8 years running, the self-absorbed lady, the vile vixen, the Queen of Extreme Mean, the Duchess of Dissing, the Princess of Pettyness, and the Empress of completely spoiled females, I'm talking about the one and only, Angelica Pickles!" The camera shows a picture of Angelica Pickles sticking out her tongue. Cosmo says: "Careful that you don't make that face TOO much, because it might end up freezing like that!" Wanda says: "And that's something Jorgen Von Strangle knows from PERSONAL experience! Let's watch all of Angelica's WORST moments on-screen here!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Nobody was more dramtic or more over the top like Angelica Pickles was." Wanda says: "I'll say! From the very beginning, Angelica picked a bone with EVERYBODY on the island! From the easily eliminated to the hardcore players; Helga G. Patacki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Doug Funny, Phoebe Hyerdahl, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert McHandsome, and even indirectly Otto Rocket himself, Angelica Pickles somehow played a key role to eliminating all 10 of those contestants from the game show!" Cosmo says: "Even though nobody but Otto Rocket liked her, Angelica played a mean, determined game as a contestant on the show, as she kept herself a valid, key player time and time again." Wanda says: "But Angelica's biggest drawback is that she would NEVER compromise with ANYBODY for ANY reason, and it was this Achilles Heel that both made her dangerous, and yet ended up being her biggest downfall as well!" Cosmo says: "Angelica was cruel in the way she treated the other campers. She was like, REALLY cruel!" Wanda says: "The way Angelica got Reggie Rocket and Patty Mayonnaise out of the game, was especially cruel! Angelica was determined to let NOTHING stop her from winning!"
Cosmo says: "But to Angelica's biggest irritation, Otto Rocket was equally determined to let NOTHING stop HIM from winning!" Wanda says: "We've all wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object, and that's what happened when Otto Rocket clashed against Angelica Pickles!" Cosmo says: "Initially, Otto wanted more than anything to form an alliance with Angelica Pickles that would give him the greatest love of HIS life, and security to make it to the Final Three." Wanda says: "Ironically, it was only when Angelica Pickles 'offered' to be in an alliance with Otto, that Otto finally had enough of Angelica's lies and tricks, and decided to teach her a painful lesson in tough love!" Cosmo says: "During the weird Japanneese challenge, Otto turned his back on Angelica Pickles, as he forged a plan to get all of the other campers to team up together and get Angelica Pickles off once and for all!" Wanda says: "The campers risked a lot, but they held Angelica off, as Sandy not only won immunity, but won the wish that both humiliated Angelica Pickles, and eliminated her from the game show COMPLETELY!" Cosmo says: "With a messed-up hair and nothing to save her from her failed lies, Angelica was forced onto the Boat of Losers, kicking and screaming all the way until she reached Loser's Last Resort!" (Camera pauses) Wanda says: "Angelica Pickles had to do a tape interview as she agreed to it in her signed contract. Now, even though she DIDN'T want us to air it, Cosmo and I decided we could make an exception and air the interview anyways!" (Camera rolls) Angelica sits down with her still messed up hair-do and says: "This tape NEVER sees the light of day! I was DESTINED to win the money and make All Grown Up the most popular Nicktoon in the history of Nicktoons, until Otto JUNK-EY, Rocko A. WICKED-BY, SpongeBRAT, Lil DEVIL, Sandy REEKS, and Stimpy J. CAN'T all teamed up AGAINST me! (Yells at the top of her lungs) IT WAS A PLANNED CONSPIRACY!!!! I WAS UNFAIRLY KICKED OFF!!!! AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME WAS IN ON THE PLOT! JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE IT FURTHER IN THE GAME, THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN I AM! I'M NOT AN IDIOT! I KNOW WHAT I SAW! AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS INJUSTICE LAYING DOWN, THAN--!!" (Camera cuts)
Cosmo says: "Oh boy, what a PSYCHO, huh? And I thought Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates was bad!" Wanda says: "She needs anger management therapy even more than Helga G. Patacki does!" Cosmo says: "And I changed my mind. I think that's enough drama for one life time." Wanda says: "That's more like it! Now lets get to someone who's much more mellow and a whole lot friendlier! Rocko A. Wallaby!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Rocko's personality shone like a positive beacon, warming up the hearts of his friends and a very special girl!" Wanda says: "Reggie immediately took to Rocko's side like the Cookie Monster takes to cookies! They quickly joined forces together, and remained unseparated during their time together." Cosmo says: "But Reggie wasn't the only important thing Rocko had during his time here." Wanda says: "Rocko was able to display his heritage, his heart, his expressions, his cooking, his stamina, his speed, his good taste, his loyalty, and his ingenuity." Cosmo says: "But when Rocko had to watch Reggie walk down the Dock of Shame onto the Boat of Loser's, it left a big hole in Rocko's heart." Wanda says: "In the 21st episode, when the parents of the campers got to visit, Rocko did the only thing he felt that a truly loving Wallaby could do." Cosmo says: "Rocko convinced all the parents to vote him off the game show, so that he could reunite with Reggie and resume being soulmates with her." (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "What Rocko did for Reggie was one of the most romantic, altruistic things that a lover could do for a main squeeze." Cosmo says: "I do nice things for you TO, you know! I've never forgotten ANY of our anniversaries together, have I?" Wanda says: "Of course not, sweetie. But then, I wasn't talking about the things you do for me! I was talking about the things Rocko did for Reggie!" Cosmo says: "But its time to move on. Since Rocko already shared his feelings with Reggie, it's time to talk about everyone's favorite invertebrate, Spongebob!" Wanda curiously asks: "Do you know an invertebrate when you see one?" Cosmo says: "My magic gland has been acting up again. Sometimes I read through the dictionary for a good 10 minutes before I come to my senses and start being me again." Wanda says: "Fair enough. Let's roll Spongebob's fabulous clips!"
(Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Spongebob SURE was popular!" Wanda says: "And he was super-nice! There wasn't anything Spongebob wouldn't do if it meant impressing the girl of his dreams, the talented squirrel, Miss Sandy Cheeks!" Cosmo says: "Even though Spongebob had stamina, bravery, honesty, trust, speed, athletic skills, masteries in bubble-blowing, Krabby Patty Grilling, jellyfishing, karate chopping, and even being a part time superhero from time to time, it wasn't until Spongebob had to save Sandy from drowning, that Spongebob was finally able to get Sandy Cheeks to love him in return." Wanda says: "So it was extremely ironic when it turned out that Spongebob's popularity could also work against him!" Cosmo says: "In a total accident which I keep trying to explain was no fault of mine as I didn't REALIZE what was going on, there ended up being 10 out of 18 votes to eliminate Spongebob for the game." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Well, the last 3 challenges WERE tough. I doubt that Spongebob could've avoided being eliminated anyways!" Cosmo says: "Ironically, when we asked Spongebob for an interview about his feelings, there was only one thing he wanted to say." (Camera rolls) Spongebob says: "I'm on Team Sandy! GO SANDY!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "In the 23rd episode, there were only 4 campers left." Cosmo says: "But there soon became a 5th, thanks to an unexpected development that happened with Stimpy's body!" Wanda says: "Cosmo, do we HAVE to talk about the events in THAT challenge?!" Cosmo sternly says: "Wanda, Sniz and Fondue specifically said we had to talk about EVERY camper! We leave NOBODY out!" Wanda sighs and says: "Fine, roll the clip." Cosmo says: "With pleasure!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "He only appeared in one episode this season." Cosmo says: "But one episode was all Stimpy's son, Stinky J. Cat needed, to make an important impact for his father, Stimpy!" Wanda says: "Stimpy was immediately aware of Stinky's existance, but didn't know where he was. Despite the ridicule of his peers, Stimpy decided that he HAD to find his son!" Cosmo says: "When Stimpy DID get reunited with his son Stinky, it was a very happy moment indeed!"
Wanda says: "Which made it even harder for Stimpy to see his own son be eliminated in a game show." Cosmo says: "But Stinky wanted to repay his dad's selfless kindness and love, by providing Stimpy with the incentive he needed to continue competing on this game show!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "I'm sure glad we got through that!" Cosmo says: "Me to, because now we can see Stinky's taped interview!" Wanda futily says: "But I didn't--!" Cosmo finishes: "Here it is!" (Camera rolls) Stinky says: "I'm so glad that I get to express my honest opinion, like Stimpy hoped I would. I wanted to contribute more by helping Stimpy out personally, but I'm not complaining. I'm just happy to see my dad make it to the Finals. I knew he could do it all along. And I'll be in the audience, cheering for him all the way! Go Team Stimpy!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "Cosmo, so help me, you will NEVER do anything without consulting me again!" Cosmo says: "But I'm a grown man AND a parent!" Wanda says: "Than act like one more often!" Cosmo says: "You know airing that interview was the right thing to do! I was doing the RESPONSIBLE thing! I thought that's what you wanted me to do more often!" Wanda says: "I'm sorry, Cosmo! I don't know why I got so upset over Stimpy's son talking. And to answer your next question, I don't WANT to refer to him by his name!" Cosmo says: "But that's mean to Stinky!" Wanda says: "I have the right to remain silent." Cosmo says: "Than maybe THIS will get you talking! Clip footage of the next eliminated contestant, Lil Deville!" Wanda says: "That will work!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "If there was one thing that was always constant about Lil Deville, she was always unpredictable!" Wanda says: "Lil Deville was 12 different kinds of crazy, a fact she was all too eager to accept and would never refuse to deny." Cosmo says: "But Lil Deville made her eccentric behavior work WITH her instead of against her!" Wanda says: "Lil attacked Barry the Bear, rode on an aging airplane, sparked up a GIGANTIC fire, fell in love with Stimpy, dressed up like a bear, ate a HUGE main course, outlast everyone except Sandy in stamina, was fast and furious, could dance like nobody's business, got Stimpy to face up against Jorgen Von Strangle, and was the only one who believed in Stimpy when nobody else would." Cosmo says: "But unpredictable as Lil Deville was, she ended up BEING eliminated in an unpredictable manner!" Wanda says: "Otto was willing to tolerate a lot of things. But one thing Otto was NOT willing to do anymore when the 24th episode happened, was put up with Lil Deville's crazyness any longer!" Cosmo says: "Otto sabotaged Lil's dancing talents during the Dancing Challenge, and spelled competitive doom for Lil Deville." Wanda says: "Thankfully, Lil Deville took her elimination to give Stimpy an advantage. Lil gave Stimpy more than increased determination and incentive; she provided Stimpy with a goal to help Stimpy see that he needed to make Otto see that there was more to life than just trying to win sporting events." Cosmo says: "And once she did that, she vanished in a spectacular puff of smoke!"
(Camera Cuts) Wanda says: "I know that there are many people out there eager to catch up with Lil Deville, but we have to take one last commercial break before we can completely finish this episode." Cosmo says: "Is it REALLY the last one?" Wanda says: "It SHOULD be! We only have 4 more contestants to talk about!" Cosmo says: "That's very true. That's very true indeed!" (Commercial Break) / This episode will be completely finished the next time I post here! Enough said for now!