Time for a brand new episode of Bikini Top, my newest hit!
Bikini Top (RATED TV-14-DLSV) ~ This episode is not suited for younger audiences. It contains sexual content and suggestive dialogue, and some mild language.
S1E1 (1)- Pilot
S1E2 (2)- Jex
S1E3 (3)- Trapped: Previously on Bikini Top... Jake and Morgan's relationship hits a rough patch when Jake really wants to have 'jex' with Morgan, but the Celibacy Club prez ain't too fond of the idea. Meanwhile, after a boring day at Bikini Top High, Bryan and his new friends head to the beach, where Bryan meets an old friend, Temperance. They catch up. Then, by the shore, Jake and Morgan have a talk about their relationship, which leads to their heartbreaking break-up.
Today is a new day. Today is a new day. Today is a new day. Morgan sighed. She could keep telling that to herself. Yeah Dr. Obvious, we know it's a new day. That doesn't mean your heart is any less broken than it has been all week. Ever since Morgan broke up with Jake, all she's felt is misery, misery, and more misery. It was annoying... just because she wouldn't give it up to him.... She was beginning to wonder if she should just walk up to her ex-boyfriend and just take her clothes off. Little did she know, she was kind of close to what was going to happen soon.
(Theme plays)
Saturday morning. Even a pessimist like Bryan had to love Saturday morning. And, when he woke up, there was a surprise. Sitting on the night stand next to him was a brand new laptop. There was a note on top.Bryan,
Had to go into work early. Sorry. But, one of my friends, Hank, from Hank's Electronics. Well, he heard you moved into town, and he was having this sort of clearance sale on these spiffy little laptops. I was gonna pay for it, but he insisted that he give it to me free. I objected at first... but hey, free laptop. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do at some points. And shuttin' up when someone offers you a brand spankin' new laptop for free, that's one of those points. Anyways, enjoy the new laptop.
From,
Dad
P.S.: You should probably check to see if your mother e-mailed you. It's been a week and a half, and you haven't talked to her yet. It's now or never.
He didn't know how Hank knew him.... Bryan didn't know him. But it boiled down to that 'King of Bikini Top' thing again. Or was Gordan the king, and Bryan was the... prince? Oh well, it wasn't that important. What was important was that there was a brand new, still not used laptop sitting on his night stand, practically calling out to him. He turned it on. Then he checked his e-mails. Five new, three from his mother. He opened the first one.Hi honey, just wanted to check in and see if you were okay. E-mail me when the flight is over, please.
Mom
Okay. Not so bad. Next.
Bryan, it's been three days. Are you alright? Is everything okay in school? Meet any new friends? Any girls? I really want to talk to you, so I want you to reply.
Mom
A little more serious that time...
Bryan U. Errin,
You had best get your ass to a computer and reply to this message, or you will be in deep trouble. Hell, I may take a personal flight to Bikini Top to personally punish you. Neglecting to contact your mother is horrible. I just hope you know that, young man.
From,
Your Mother
Bryan sighed. He sent his mother an e-mail:
Hi Mom! I've been having a pretty good time in Bikini Top, spending time with Dad and everything. I've made some friends. You don't need to worry about me. And I'm sorry I've been... neglecting contacting you. I've just been busy. Well, I'm going to meet some friends at Smoothie Shack, so I'll talk to you later.
And he wasn't lying. Trey had texted him, telling him that it was critical that he meet him and Jake at the Smoothie Shack by 10:00 AM. It was 9:45, so Bryan had to hurry. He hopped into his vomit-green boatmobile and rode to the Smoothie Shack. While there, he saw Jake with his head laying on the table, and Trey staring at him awkwardly. Bryan sits down at the table. Then, Trey tells him he has an idea. He whispers it in Bryan's ear: "Nudie bar. No IDs required." Bryan's face lights up somewhat, and Jake lifts his head up, grinning. The three of them immediately hop into Trey's boatmobile, looking forward to a very fun afternoon....
Meanwhile, Morgan is exercising at her house. It's all she can do to keep her mind off of Jake. But it's not helping. All she can think of is jex.... And she's getting this instinct that something wrong is going on, and that Jake is doing something that he will soon regret. She tells herself it's just more post-break-up blues, but she's wrong.
The guys are having fun. But seriously, what straight teen wouldn't be having a jolly good time at a strip club? No straight teen. That's who. Then, Bryan gets a text from his father:
Trey's dad told me. That Trey kid isn't too bright. Trey let it slip to his dad. His dad freaked out, told me. Now I'm upset. Get home. Now.
Bryan decided he probably should get out of there, no matter how much fun he was having, seeing a bunch of naked girls... but oh well, time to get back to the real world. He grabs Jake, who's laying down in a booth in his boxers. Then, one of the 'entertainers' asks him where they're going. He tells him they have to leave. She asks if they have any money to pay for their time. Crap. Bryan is broke. He asks Trey. Nadda. He asks Jake. El Zelcho. Then, Jake gets an idea. He calls Morgan.
"What?" she asked, sounding annoyed.
"Um..." Jake said. He couldn't think of anything to say. This was the first time they had spoken since their break-up.
"Seriously Jake, what is it?"
"Me, Trey, and Bryan are in a bit of a pinch...."
"Specify...."
"Well, we need you to come to that strip club on the outskirts of town and come with eighty bucks to pay our debt."
The call ended.
The two of them asked what she said, to which Jake just said, "We'll see..."
In an hour, Morgan was there. She kind of chuckled, seeing her ex-boyfriend in his boxers. The irony of it all. Just a week ago they broke up because she didn't want to see him without his clothes on. But now he was... hot. But she stopped thinking of that, told him to get his clothes back on, paid the 'entertainers,' and drove the boys home.
She drove Trey home first, he thanked her with at least a hundred words, then got out of the boatmobile. Next she dropped off Bryan. He said thanks, and got out. Then it was just her and Jake, who smirked when he noticed it was just the two of them. Finally, she couldn't resist. She stopped the car, pulled over, and grabbed her ex-boyfriend's face. She pulled his face close to her face until they were just centimeters apart, and their lips touched in a spur of the moment. And in that magical moment, she didn't worry about jex, sex, anything. She just worried about kissing Jake. And Jake didn't worry about getting off Morgan's shirt. He was just happy to have Morgan's lips locked with his again. The kiss lasted for what seemed like all night. Then, when it was over, both of them were pretty excited, and yet confused. Were they a couple now or weren't they?
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Reviews are appreciated. Yes, I realize this episode was inappropriate. It's not for younger viewers (readers), and it's funny, and important.