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    LyokianKnight

    [1361]Aug 8, 2006
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    Avatar Episode 7: Attack of the Mary Sues

    Aang: There's too many of them!!!

    Sokka: Get to da the choppa!

    Katara: Sokka, you idiot, we're surrounded! *waterbends a tidal wave at them to keep them back*

    Iroh: *commenting, yet ignored* Maybe they want some ginseng tea...

    Zuko: *firebends at them, pushing them away a bit* What do they want?

    Hoard: Haawwwwwttttt gguuuuuuuuy. Zzzuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkoooooo.......

    Katara: *pushes Zuko out into the crowd*

    Luckily for him, he doesn't die, they merely glomp, dry hump, french kiss, lick, or kiss his body.

    (The next part gets crazy)

    Suddenly, Chef from South Park appears.

    Chef: Run children, those some crazy b***hes! Take these here shotguns!

    Each teen receives a Franchi SPAS 12 or 15.

    The Gaang blasts its way out of the crowd.

    Iroh is crying as they leave the Sues behind.

    Aang: We know, Iroh, Zuko will be avenged.

    Iroh: No...that's no why I'm crying...

    Sokka: Why are you crying then?

    Iroh: My nephew's finally getting laid...

    Katara: O_o

    Suki: I'm not even supposed to be here...

    Sues: Hey, she's that ho who tried to attack Zuko! *stands up, leaving Zuko on the ground, wounded from the glomping, humping, and other forms of affection* Get her!

    Suki is hunted down and given a painful wedgie, then is hung upside down by her ankles.

    Zuko is saved, and, unhurt, gets Suki down. With all the blood rushing to her head, she experienced some sort of strange mental reaction and started frenching Zuko. As it turned out, she had repressed sexual urges for him, that were revealed by her painful wedgie and being hung upside down.

    They married the next year and had many grand neices and nephews that Iroh was proud of...the end.

    Note of the author: I don't really know how I thought of this...or how I thought of the ending...don't hurt me...
    Edited on 08/08/2006 9:09pm
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    SapphireStones

    [1362]Aug 8, 2006
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    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Avatar Episode 7: Attack of the Mary Sues

    Aang: There's too many of them!!!

    Sokka: Get to da the choppa!

    Katara: Sokka, you idiot, we're surrounded! *waterbends a tidal wave at them to keep them back*

    Iroh: *commenting, yet ignored* Maybe they want some ginseng tea...

    Zuko: *firebends at them, pushing them away a bit* What do they want?

    Hoard: Haawwwwwttttt gguuuuuuuuy. Zzzuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkoooooo.......

    Katara: *pushes Zuko out into the crowd*

    Luckily for him, he doesn't die, they merely glomp, dry hump, french kiss, lick, or kiss his body.

    (The next part gets crazy)

    Suddenly, Chef from South Park appears.

    Chef: Run children, those some crazy b***hes! Take these here shotguns!

    Each teen receives a Franchi SPAS 12 or 15.

    The Gaang blasts its way out of the crowd.

    Iroh is crying as they leave the Sues behind.

    Aang: We know, Iroh, Zuko will be avenged.

    Iroh: No...that's no why I'm crying...

    Sokka: Why are you crying then?

    Iroh: My nephew's finally getting laid...

    Katara: O_o

    Suki: I'm not even supposed to be here...

    Sues: Hey, she's that ho who tried to attack Zuko! *stands up, leaving Zuko on the ground, wounded from the glomping, humping, and other forms of affection* Get her!

    Suki is hunted down and given a painful wedgie, then is hung upside down by her ankles.

    Zuko is saved, and, unhurt, gets Suki down. With all the blood rushing to her head, she experienced some sort of strange mental reaction and started frenching Zuko. As it turned out, she had repressed sexual urges for him, that were revealed by her painful wedgie and being hung upside down.

    They married the next year and had many grand neices and nephews that Iroh was proud of...the end.

    Note of the author: I don't really know how I thought of this...or how I thought of the ending...don't hurt me...

    .....................................................
    wOwWoW
    .....................................................
    WTF?!?!
    ......................................................
    LMAO.
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    LyokianKnight

    [1363]Aug 8, 2006
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    You know...when I wrote that, that's what I thought too...

    What I really want to know is why all the mary sues are straight teenage girls that want to sleep with Aang, Zuko, or Sokka?

    What about the neglected lesbian mary sues?
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1364]Aug 9, 2006
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    These are good well we I'm not very good at this stuff but silly how most jokes revolve around the fan-dom.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1365]Aug 9, 2006
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    Katara: Zuko, Aang, can you tell us who should be Suki's miad of honor - me or toph.

    Aang: Why doesn't Suki decide?

    Toph: She doesn't want to be laid with that burden.

    Zuko: Okay, we'll have a casting call. It's just like acting. You each get a chance, but in a real casting call, it's usually against 20 people, and only one gets the job. I don't recommend acting for any of you, there's too much rejection involoved.

    Katara: Zuko!

    Zuko: Oh, right.

    Aang: Okay, whoever makes the best maid of honor speech for Suki and Sokka gets to be th3e maid of honor.

    Katara: But we haven't even prepared...

    Zuko: Okay, I guess you don't want to be...

    Katara: Okay! Webster's dictionary defines wedding as...Nevermind that sucks! I first met Suki when I was 14 years old. I knew Sokka all of my life, although he always seemed 14. To see them seperate and then married. I can see them in no other way than being together.

    Aang: That was nice. Toph, your turn. Although I don't see the point...

    Toph: Oh, Sokka and Suki are getting married. I remember thinking of this day when I was taking a shower with Katara...naked.
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1366]Aug 9, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katara: Zuko, Aang, can you tell us who should be Suki's miad of honor - me or toph. Aang: Why doesn't Suki decide? Toph: She doesn't want to be laid with that burden. Zuko: Okay, we'll have a casting call. It's just like acting. You each get a chance, but in a real casting call, it's usually against 20 people, and only one gets the job. I don't recommend acting for any of you, there's too much rejection involoved. Katara: Zuko! Zuko: Oh, right. Aang: Okay, whoever makes the best maid of honor speech for Suki and Sokka gets to be th3e maid of honor. Katara: But we haven't even prepared... Zuko: Okay, I guess you don't want to be... Katara: Okay! Webster's dictionary defines wedding as...Nevermind that sucks! I first met Suki when I was 14 years old. I knew Sokka all of my life, although he always seemed 14. To see them seperate and then married. I can see them in no other way than being together. Aang: That was nice. Toph, your turn. Although I don't see the point... Toph: Oh, Sokka and Suki are getting married. I remember thinking of this day when I was taking a shower with Katara...naked.

    that was good but man Toph is alittle lusty in personality the last few jokes she was portrayed like that.

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    LyokianKnight

    [1367]Aug 9, 2006
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    Toph is the pervert of the show, you can see it in her eyes.
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    JimmyxCindy

    [1368]Aug 9, 2006
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    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Toph is the pervert of the show, you can see it in her eyes.

    lol, and that makes her 10times cooler. ^^
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    LyokianKnight

    [1369]Aug 10, 2006
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    Exactly.

    Of course, she can feel the earth's vibrations, so she probably knows a lot, if you know what I mean.

    It probably is a bad idea to cheat on an earthbender or sleep with his/her spouse...
    Edited on 08/10/2006 7:21am
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    Airbenderluver

    [1370]Aug 10, 2006
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    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Avatar Episode 7: Attack of the Mary Sues

    Aang: There's too many of them!!!

    Sokka: Get to da the choppa!

    Katara: Sokka, you idiot, we're surrounded! *waterbends a tidal wave at them to keep them back*

    Iroh: *commenting, yet ignored* Maybe they want some ginseng tea...

    Zuko: *firebends at them, pushing them away a bit* What do they want?

    Hoard: Haawwwwwttttt gguuuuuuuuy. Zzzuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkoooooo.......

    Katara: *pushes Zuko out into the crowd*

    Luckily for him, he doesn't die, they merely glomp, dry hump, french kiss, lick, or kiss his body.

    (The next part gets crazy)

    Suddenly, Chef from South Park appears.

    Chef: Run children, those some crazy b***hes! Take these here shotguns!

    Each teen receives a Franchi SPAS 12 or 15.

    The Gaang blasts its way out of the crowd.

    Iroh is crying as they leave the Sues behind.

    Aang: We know, Iroh, Zuko will be avenged.

    Iroh: No...that's no why I'm crying...

    Sokka: Why are you crying then?

    Iroh: My nephew's finally getting laid...

    Katara: O_o

    Suki: I'm not even supposed to be here...

    Sues: Hey, she's that ho who tried to attack Zuko! *stands up, leaving Zuko on the ground, wounded from the glomping, humping, and other forms of affection* Get her!

    Suki is hunted down and given a painful wedgie, then is hung upside down by her ankles.

    Zuko is saved, and, unhurt, gets Suki down. With all the blood rushing to her head, she experienced some sort of strange mental reaction and started frenching Zuko. As it turned out, she had repressed sexual urges for him, that were revealed by her painful wedgie and being hung upside down.

    They married the next year and had many grand neices and nephews that Iroh was proud of...the end.

    Note of the author: I don't really know how I thought of this...or how I thought of the ending...don't hurt me...

    that is so wrong, and yet so funny...
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    LyokianKnight

    [1371]Aug 10, 2006
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    That's the kind of things that happen when the Sues attack, my friend.
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    LyokianKnight

    [1372]Aug 10, 2006
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    Thread revival.

    Aang: If you don't post here, I get sad!

    Sokka: Everytime you look at this thread and don't post, baby Yue cries, and Ozai kills a penguin.

    Suki: Everyday this thread isn't posted in, those darned Sues gain victory!

    Katara: Everyday you don't post here, Haru gets closer to me; he's creepy!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1373]Aug 11, 2006
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    Aang: I have ADD.
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1374]Aug 11, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Aang: I have ADD.

    What does that mean?

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    JimmyxCindy

    [1375]Aug 11, 2006
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    Colonel_Brian wrote:

    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Aang: I have ADD.

    What does that mean?


    Attention Defidant(sp?) Dissorder. In others words its like this:
    'Wow, did you see the way that -Hey! a butterfly!'
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    angelstella

    [1376]Aug 11, 2006
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    Attention Deficit Disorder. Add the Hyper in there (ADHD) and you 've got my nephew.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1377]Aug 11, 2006
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    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?
    Aang: It's a videogame with illegal street racing.
    Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, because there is a legal street racing.
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    Breakflame

    [1378]Aug 11, 2006
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    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Thread revival.

    Aang: If you don't post here, I get sad!

    Sokka: Everytime you look at this thread and don't post, baby Yue cries, and Ozai kills a penguin.

    Suki: Everyday this thread isn't posted in, those darned Sues gain victory!

    Katara: Everyday you don't post here, Haru gets closer to me; he's creepy!


    Alright, I'll play a little of this game.

    Zuko: Everyday you don't post, I get a scar.

    Toph: Everytime you read this thread and don't post, I look at you like I did in the past couple stories on this thread.

    Momo: Everytime you do not reply in this place of communication, I will lecture you on the ramifacations of not speaking your mind.

    Aang: Everytime you don't post, Momo speaks like that.

    Sokka: Everytime you don't post, This thread is one step closer to leaving you for that nerd who never takes his finger off the keyboard. You really want YOUR thread cheating on you with THAT?!
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1379]Aug 11, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Thread revival. Aang: If you don't post here, I get sad! Sokka: Everytime you look at this thread and don't post, baby Yue cries, and Ozai kills a penguin. Suki: Everyday this thread isn't posted in, those darned Sues gain victory! Katara: Everyday you don't post here, Haru gets closer to me; he's creepy!
    Alright, I'll play a little of this game. Zuko: Everyday you don't post, I get a scar. Toph: Everytime you read this thread and don't post, I look at you like I did in the past couple stories on this thread. Momo: Everytime you do not reply in this place of communication, I will lecture you on the ramifacations of not speaking your mind. Aang: Everytime you don't post, Momo speaks like that. Sokka: Everytime you don't post, This thread is one step closer to leaving you for that nerd who never takes his finger off the keyboard. You really want YOUR thread cheating on you with THAT?!

    This is so interesting and I can take enjoyment from it.

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    Colonel_Brian

    [1380]Aug 11, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    LyokianKnight wrote:
    Thread revival. Aang: If you don't post here, I get sad! Sokka: Everytime you look at this thread and don't post, baby Yue cries, and Ozai kills a penguin. Suki: Everyday this thread isn't posted in, those darned Sues gain victory! Katara: Everyday you don't post here, Haru gets closer to me; he's creepy!
    Alright, I'll play a little of this game. Zuko: Everyday you don't post, I get a scar. Toph: Everytime you read this thread and don't post, I look at you like I did in the past couple stories on this thread. Momo: Everytime you do not reply in this place of communication, I will lecture you on the ramifacations of not speaking your mind. Aang: Everytime you don't post, Momo speaks like that. Sokka: Everytime you don't post, This thread is one step closer to leaving you for that nerd who never takes his finger off the keyboard. You really want YOUR thread cheating on you with THAT?!

    This is so interesting and I can take enjoyment from it.

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