Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

karatewolfpunk
[1301]Jul 13, 2006
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(Aang and Sokka are riding Appa when a fire "truck" flies by. Aang gets out his cell and dials a number.)
Aang: Hey Katara, are you cooking?
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Colonel_Brian
[1302]Jul 13, 2006
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karatewolfpunk wrote:

(Aang and Sokka are riding Appa when a fire "truck" flies by. Aang gets out his cell and dials a number.) Aang: Hey Katara, are you cooking?

I don't get it mind explaining ?
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crusher_1011
[1303]Jul 13, 2006
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I thin it has to do with appa flying so if there is a cooking accident on appa they have to have a flying firetruck?? Im a bit confused myself...
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cisalpine
[1304]Jul 13, 2006
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Katara is (apparently) a bad cook, so Aang sees the fire truck and assumes (jokes, rather.) that she is the cause of the uncontrolled blaze which requires firemen.
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karatewolfpunk
[1305]Jul 13, 2006
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cisalpine wrote:

Katara is (apparently) a bad cook, so Aang sees the fire truck and assumes (jokes, rather.) that she is the cause of the uncontrolled blaze which requires firemen.

Yes, I didn't mention KAtara on Appa for a reason. She's on the ground while Sokka and Aang are flying Appa. I got it from my Uncle Todd and cousin Matt who were driving and had a fire truck pass them. Matt got out his cell and dialed his mom and asked if she was cooking.
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JasonG2006
[1306]Jul 13, 2006
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im so stupid i thought the truck was on fire
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StaraeGhost9259

[1307]Jul 13, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

Sokka: I promise I'm remaining abstinent until after marriage and that I'm the only psychic person, and nobody else can predict the future.

Katara: You're going to eat tonight. (Sokka makes it so he doesn't eat that night.) Wow, you are right!

Suki: Sokka, wanna do it?

??Sokka: Nope.

Toph: Can we have sex, Sokka? I know you're going to say no, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Lol, that was clever!

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JasonG2006

[1308]Jul 13, 2006

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StaraeGhost9259 wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Sokka: I promise I'm remaining abstinent until after marriage and that I'm the only psychic person, and nobody else can predict the future.

Katara: You're going to eat tonight. (Sokka makes it so he doesn't eat that night.) Wow, you are right!

Suki: Sokka, wanna do it?

??Sokka: Nope.

Toph: Can we have sex, Sokka? I know you're going to say no, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Lol, that was clever!

last time i checked, 12-year olds, especially girls, do not ask for sex(even though many 12 year old guys want that)

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karatewolfpunk

[1309]Jul 13, 2006

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JasonG2006 wrote:

StaraeGhost9259 wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Sokka: I promise I'm remaining abstinent until after marriage and that I'm the only psychic person, and nobody else can predict the future.

Katara: You're going to eat tonight. (Sokka makes it so he doesn't eat that night.) Wow, you are right!

Suki: Sokka, wanna do it?

??Sokka: Nope.

Toph: Can we have sex, Sokka? I know you're going to say no, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Lol, that was clever!

last time i checked, 12-year olds, especially girls, do not ask for sex(even though many 12 year old guys want that)

Yeah they do. That's not the point though. Toph was just trying to outwit Sokka.

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dd409
[1310]Jul 13, 2006
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*Aang is flying Appa, with Katara, Toph, and Sokka in the back.*
Aang (rapping): They see me rollin', they hatin'. Patrolin', they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty...
Katara: Aang, roll up your sleeve.
Aang (hesitant): why?
Katara: Just do it.
*Aang rolls up his sleeve*
Katara: What color do you see on you arm?
Aang: White...
Katara: Well, when that skin is black, you can go back to rapping.
Aang:...
Just for clarification, that was NOT ment as a racist joke. This whole scene (minus the flying bison)??happened at a summer camp i go to, and i just changed it to Avatar characters.
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Breakflame
[1311]Jul 14, 2006
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Your own quotes: The Fury of Aang. What's making him so mad?

Katara: Hey Aang, why are you so mad?
Aang: I can't see my forehead.

Katara: Hey Aang, why are you so mad?
Aang: Your face. BAM

Katara: Hey Aang, why are you so mad?
Aang: I'm 112 years old and I still haven't even been kissed

Katara: Hey Aang, why are you so mad?
Aang: I played Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles(The least fun game in the entire series)

Katara: Hey Aang, why are you so mad?
Aang: There's no bathroom
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crusher_1011
[1312]Jul 14, 2006
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I love the forehead one!
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karatewolfpunk
[1313]Jul 14, 2006
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Sokka: Bird-wasps!
Katara: They must be females!
Toph: What do we do?!
Aang (glances at KAtara): Maybe they're g@y!
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karatewolfpunk
[1314]Jul 16, 2006
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Katara: Sokka, you're a nerd.
Sokka: No I'm not! (A creepy insect jumps in front of them.)
Katara: Oh my god!
Sokka: OMG! *Actual letters*
Katara: HAHA I told you so!
Sokka (sarcastically): LOL.
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Breakflame
[1315]Jul 16, 2006
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Aang: Ok, I'm gonna get firebending this time.
(messes up like last time)
Toph: AAHHHHH! you burnt my eyes. now I'm blind
Aang: Oh I'm so sorry. I...I...WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Toph: Hahahahahahaha! How many times are you gonna fall for that.
Aang: Stop being so mean
Sokka: Oh, go jump off a bridge, you freakin emo.

Yeah, I think I'm out of emo jokes.

by the way, AVATAR IS NUMBER ONE!!!

seriously, go check.
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karatewolfpunk
[1316]Jul 16, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

by the way, AVATAR IS NUMBER ONE!!! seriously, go check.

FRIKIN HELL!
Whoa...
Edited on 07/16/2006 7:35am
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SplinterSpot
[1317]Jul 16, 2006
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* Sokka Has More Cactus Juice *
Sokka: AANG! YOU HAVE HAIR!!!
Aang: Sokka, shut up, it's a toup??.
Sokka: Why is the silly flying man wearing a toup???
Aang: To impress Katara.
Sokka: I think she'll notice you've been naturally bald since birth, 112 years ago.
Aang: Things change, shh she's coming.
*Toph Walks In*
Sokka: Toph you should really get your fire checked.
Toph: Uh?
Aang: Sokka is wacked!
Toph: Hey Aang why do you have hair?
Aang: HOW CAN YOU SEE MY HAIR!?! YOU AREN'T REALLY BLIND ARE YOU?
Toph: Oh! Yeah of course!... Uhh... I see the hair on your uhm... Feet! Yeah that's it!
Sokka: Look at the pretty blind lady and the silly flying man argue.
*Katara walks in*
Katara: Aang... Allow me to ask... W-T-F.
Aang: Well, I started growing hair a few days ago, and well... It's awesome!
Sokka: Something tells me that's not the only place??the flying man??grew hair in.
Toph: This little script is getting long, and the writer is really is bad.
Katara: Well Aang, I like you just the way you are *Tips toup?? off his head* bald, not hairy, and arrowy.
Sokka: That last adjective could be interpreted so many ways.
Toph: Touch??
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clam_is_coolie
[1318]Jul 16, 2006
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Sokka: *looks at his arms, still on the cactus juice* Who are the wobly, five-headed people on the sides of me?

Toph: What the hell are you still drinking the cactus juice for? *throws a mess of mud in his face*

Sokka: Wow, I've got faceial hair, look Toph.

Toph: Hey, if I saw your face I'd be kissing you right now.

Sokka: I need to pee. *he runs behind the sand dune, then he looks down* Hey, I see a giant wigly snake now... And it's right below me... AHHHHHH!

Toph: Ever see your own d**k before?
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karatewolfpunk
[1319]Jul 18, 2006
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Aang: I'm bored.
KAtara: Let's play Big Liar!
Sokka: I love this game!
Toph: How do you play?
Katara: I have to tell something true, and then tell a lie -
Toph: So, we're getting married?
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karatewolfpunk
[1320]Jul 22, 2006
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10 years later...

Katara: You two made an 'I Hate Katara' Club??

Sokka: Yep.

Aang: Just think of it as a way of showing you I liked you. If you think about it, it was really the 'I Love Katara Club.'

Sokka: Except it was the 'I Hate.'

Katara: Who else was in think "club."

Sokka: Zuko.

Katara: Wait a sec...is that why you two closed yourselves up in the tent?

Aang: Yeah.

Katara: Wow, what a relief.
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