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Colonel_Brian

[1341]Aug 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

JimmyxCindy wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

A joke along the same vein Katara: Aang, Why should I go out with you? Aang: Cause mine's 12 inches Toph: You're off by about 6 inches. Katara: Ha, I knew Aang was average Toph: (blushing) That's not what I said.

O_O OMFG. xD

in other words, 18 inches? xD

Yeah, that's the joke

I got it completly but man that's sick!

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Breakflame

[1342]Aug 7, 2006

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Colonel_Brian wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

JimmyxCindy wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

O_O OMFG. xD

in other words, 18 inches? xD

Yeah, that's the joke

I got it completly but man that's sick!

Hey, I'm just trying to revive the thread.

And while I may be a Christian, I find nothing wrong with humor. Even sick humor.

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Colonel_Brian

[1343]Aug 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

JimmyxCindy wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

O_O OMFG. xD

in other words, 18 inches? xD

Yeah, that's the joke

I got it completly but man that's sick!

Hey, I'm just trying to revive the thread. And while I may be a Christian, I find nothing wrong with humor. Even sick humor.

No it was rather a compliment when I said "that was sick"

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Breakflame
[1344]Aug 7, 2006
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Well, ok then. Now for some good clean family humor

Sokka: F%#$ YOU

Oops, wrong button. Ahh here we go

Aang: what's the difference between a firebender and a waterbender?
Katara: What?
Aang: One fights fires, the other fights with fire
Toph and Sokka: BOOOOOOOOOOO
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karatewolfpunk
[1345]Aug 8, 2006
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Breakflame
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angelstella
[1346]Aug 8, 2006
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Aang enters the room, arm in a sling, black eye, pretty beat up.
Katara: Aang, I thought you went penguin sledding, what happened to you?!
Sokka: Yeah, you look terrible!
Aang: That was no penguin, it was Mini Me in a tuxedo??and he hates when people jump on his back.
(This needs a visual, I should draw this scene)
Edited on 08/08/2006 5:21am
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LyokianKnight
[1347]Aug 8, 2006
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Inspired by weeks of boredom.

Aang: Yo, yo, yo, this is the first annual Pimpoff! Give it up for our first contestent, Sokka!
*applause and various cheers*

*Dark blue limo rolls up, Yue and a few other girls come on out, dressed like ho's*

Aang: That boy be pimpin. Now let us see the other wannabe, Zuko!

*Ten limos roll off, all pimpin' purple, Zuko exits one and all his girls get out of the rest.*

Aang: Daaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg, that boy is what all pimps wanna be! He's got...ten...twenty...*runs out of toes to count on* A lot of chicks! Wait! Katara?!?

Katara: What can I say? *gestures to various parts of his body* He's hot, he's got rockhard abs, and he's huge!

Toph: *one of Zuko's hos* It's true.

Sokka: *OMGWTF expression* GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER, SCUMBAG! I oughta...Suki?!? I didn't even know you did that kind of stuff!

Suki: I don't; *smirks proudly* I'm his private dancer.

Sokka: *experiences cardiac arrest*

Aang: Well, Sokka loses, Zuko wins. *Throws Zuko the Pimpin' Medallion*

Zuko: Hey, Sokka's hos, roll over here, I've got an extra limo! *steals Sokka's hos*

Aang: Well, see you tommorow when we have the Pimpette Competition: Ty Lee vs Jun for the title of World's Best Pimpette. See you there, dawgs, I'm out.
Edited on 08/08/2006 9:37am
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Colonel_Brian
[1348]Aug 8, 2006
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O_o Oh my god!
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LyokianKnight
[1349]Aug 8, 2006
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Time to make a quick exit...

*jumps onto Appa and flies away*
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Colonel_Brian
[1350]Aug 8, 2006
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Well we need another quote.
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LyokianKnight
[1351]Aug 8, 2006
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I'm all quoted out for now...I'll see if I can throw one together in the coming hours.
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Colonel_Brian
[1352]Aug 8, 2006
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I'll do one but I must tell you it sucks
Yue- Sokka get out of my pants.
Sokka- Excuuuuuuuuuuse me! Princess!
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sadist_activst
[1353]Aug 8, 2006
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(Sokka delivering Ying's baby)
Sokka: It's a gurl!! A beautifully baby girl. Wait.... she has a penises, well i'll fix that!!
*takes out knife*
Katara: SOKKA STOP HE'S A BOY!!!
Funny... I don't even like Family Guy
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karatewolfpunk
[1354]Aug 8, 2006
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Katara: Toph and I were at a restaurant. We were talking about you and this girl came up and told us to tell you to burn in hell.
Sokka: Who was she?
Katara: She said she was your ex and she had brown hair.
Sokka: Oh yeah, the fat girl! She still remembers me? Whatever, elephants do have a good memory.
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Breakflame
[1355]Aug 8, 2006
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Alright, remember my other Toph jokes when I make this one. She can "See" through stuff.
Sokka: Hey guys, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Suki.
Katara: Hello Suki.
Toph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
(Sokka and Suki look at her rudely)
Sokka: That's it, if you aren't going to be serious, I'm gonna leave.
Suki: Me too.
Toph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Sokka and Suki leave)
Katara: Toph, I can't believe you. What was so funny anyway?
Toph: (still giggling) It's just that, Sokka said GIRLfriend right?
Katara: Yeah, so?
Toph: He was a little bit off on that one.
Katara: What the hell are you...OHHHHHHH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edited on 08/08/2006 6:42pm
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Colonel_Brian

[1356]Aug 8, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Alright, remember my other Toph jokes when I make this one. She can "See" through stuff.

Sokka: Hey guys, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Suki.

Katara: Hello Suki.

Toph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

(Sokka and Suki look at her rudely)

Sokka: That's it, if you aren't going to be serious, I'm gonna leave.

Suki: Me too.

Toph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Sokka and Suki leave)

Katara: Toph, I can't believe you. What was so funny anyway?

Toph: (still giggling) It's just that, Sokka said GIRLfriend right?

Katara: Yeah, so?

Toph: He was a little bit off on that one.

Katara: What the hell are you...OHHHHHHH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't get it explain please

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LyokianKnight
[1357]Aug 8, 2006
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It implies that Suki is a crossdresser (that she does not possess female genetalia), though Sokka was the one that put on the females only uniform...
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Colonel_Brian
[1358]Aug 8, 2006
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LyokianKnight wrote:

It implies that Suki is a crossdresser (that she does not possess female genetalia), though Sokka was the one that put on the females only uniform...

Well then I'll laugh
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Breakflame
[1359]Aug 8, 2006
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Hooray for Irony.

Seriously, Irony is the life's way of telling you that you ticked someone important off. And I think it's the funniest thing ever when I see it in real life. It's just so deliciously stupid.
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SapphireStones
[1360]Aug 8, 2006
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LyokianKnight wrote:

It implies that Suki is a crossdresser (that she does not possess female genetalia), though Sokka was the one that put on the females only uniform...

lol. Snort.
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