Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

Airbenderluver
[1321]Jul 22, 2006
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I got one, they're at the fire nation getting ready to take on Ozai
Ozai: Zuko?
Zuko: *looks up at him*
Azula: Looks like you still dont have the guts to fight
Zuko: Shut up.
Azula: How are you dealing with Ihro's death? Does it bug you that i killed him.
Zuko: *nods* You kill my Uncle, I kill your Dad
Zuko shoots a lightning bolt up at Ozai and kills him
Aang: awww, i wanted to do that
Azula goes for Zuko but Sokka heads??her off
Sokka: No way bizich
Ty Lee: Do you wanna fight or...
Mei: Let's just watch them kill Azula, it will be more fun.
Zuko kills azula and claims the throne.
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Airbenderluver

[1322]Jul 22, 2006

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SplinterSpot wrote:

* Sokka Has More Cactus Juice *

Sokka: AANG! YOU HAVE HAIR!!!

Aang: Sokka, shut up, it's a toup??.

Sokka: Why is the silly flying man wearing a toup???

Aang: To impress Katara.

Sokka: I think she'll notice you've been naturally bald since birth, 112 years ago.

Aang: Things change, shh she's coming.

*Toph Walks In*

Sokka: Toph you should really get your fire checked.

Toph: Uh?

Aang: Sokka is wacked!

Toph: Hey Aang why do you have hair?

Aang: HOW CAN YOU SEE MY HAIR!?! YOU AREN'T REALLY BLIND ARE YOU?

Toph: Oh! Yeah of course!... Uhh... I see the hair on your uhm... Feet! Yeah that's it!

Sokka: Look at the pretty blind lady and the silly flying man argue.

*Katara walks in*

Katara: Aang... Allow me to ask... W-T-F.

Aang: Well, I started growing hair a few days ago, and well... It's awesome!

Sokka: Something tells me that's not the only place??the flying man??grew hair in.

Toph: This little script is getting long, and the writer is really is bad.

Katara: Well Aang, I like you just the way you are *Tips toup?? off his head* bald, not hairy, and arrowy.

Sokka: That last adjective could be interpreted so many ways.

Toph: Touch??

sounds like Aang is tying to be like Zuko...

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karatewolfpunk
[1323]Jul 31, 2006
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Okay, I pretty much had it with saving this thread.

Aang: Katara, you sure that I'm ready to meet your dad?
Katara: Of course! We've benn dating for a few months now.
Aang: Maybe not. I'm not ready yet.
Katara: If you'll go, we can sleep for the first time afterwards.
Aang: I'll go!

~

Pharmacist: May I help you son?
Aang: Yes please. I am having $ex for the first time in my life on Saturday. Can you tell me what to get and everything about $ex?
(The pharmacist tells Aang about c0nd0ms and everything about $ex that he needs to know.)

~

(At front door)
Katara: Are you ready?
Aang (nervously): I think so.
Dad: Hey Katara! Come sit at the table...dinner is ready.
(Aang sits down and goes into prayer. Twenty minutes pass and Aang is still praying.)
Katara: I had no idea that you were so religious.
Aang: I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist.
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karatewolfpunk
[1324]Jul 31, 2006
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Aang, Sokka, and Katara are traveling through the desert when the bump into a genie.
Genie: If you can make it to the 100th step of the pyramid ahead, you get everything you desire. The challenge is to make it past the 99 comedians before the top. If you laugh at their jokes, then you can never try again.
Katara makes it to the 6th step and laughs. Sokka makes it to the 17th step and laughs. Aang makes it to the 99th step and laughs.
Comedian: Why did you laugh? I didn't even tell my joke.
Aang (laughing): I just got the joke on the 1st step!
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karatewolfpunk
[1325]Jul 31, 2006
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I'm thinking of getting rid of this thread.

Katara: Hey Azula! (Mimicks Azula) Hey, I'm Azula. I'm the best because I am such a spoiled brat.
Azula: Oh look, I'm Katara. I'm such so weak that I travel with the Avatar, but it doesn't even help.
Katara: I'm Azula, I love sleeping with older men.
Azula: IS that how you want to play??? I'm Katara, and I use my breasts to get attention.
KAtara: Hey, we both do that!
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karatewolfpunk
[1326]Jul 31, 2006
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Grrrr...Okay this might be the last post on this EVER!

Katara: You didn't tell Toph we didn't want her traveling with us???
Aang: No, she's too cute, and my girlfriend!
Katara: You have to do it.
Aang: Okay.
NEXT DAY
KAtara: Did you do it?
Aang: Well, I tried telling her, but then I said you were ignoring her because you're gay, then I asked her to marry me. Afterwards, I started unraveling and told her how we don't want her to travel with us.
Katara: So it's after you proposed to her that you started losing your mind?
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karatewolfpunk
[1327]Aug 1, 2006
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Aang: I couldn't lie to Toph!

Sokka: Yes you can! I do it all the time - 'You're so beautiful,' 'I like your dress,' 'Your baby is cute.'

~

Aang: This darn match won't light!

Katara: I wonder what's wrong with it.

Aang: I have no idea! It worked perfectly a minute ago!

Ahem Jake...
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sly4me
[1328]Aug 1, 2006
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poor YOQ thread. It will be missed.
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Colonel_Brian
[1329]Aug 1, 2006
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I will bring the UOQT back post please
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MCMLXVI
[1330]Aug 7, 2006
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Tai-Li: [excited sigh] Clumps!
[Tai-Li then jumps forward and hugs May]
May: I told you: I don't want to snuggle.
Edited on 08/07/2006 1:24am
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Colonel_Brian
[1331]Aug 7, 2006
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Heh Well that was okay but we need Karatepunks quoting genious.
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Airbenderluver
[1332]Aug 7, 2006
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Zuko and Mei meet up for the first time in years...
Mei: Hey Zuko.
Zuko: (uneasily) Hi..
Mei: I like your hair, you look good without a ponytail...
Zuko: Um,
Mei: Have you been working out?
Zuko: You pay too much attention to me...
Mei: That's because you are just to awesome.
Zuko: Now you are scareing me...
sorry it's weak, but i'm having a severe episode of writers' block...
Edited on 08/07/2006 11:02am
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karatewolfpunk
[1333]Aug 7, 2006
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Mmmmmm...I was looking for this because some idiot wouldn't do what I asked him (being his usual) and I decided to bring it back, but I couldn't find it, so I looked in search, and I found it was recently posted in.

(Aang is in his underwear, then Katara pops in.)

Katara: WHOA! Wow...you look good in yellow underwear.

Aang: OMG KAtara - you scared me half to death! And what are you talking about? My underwear is white.
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Breakflame
[1334]Aug 7, 2006
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Sokka: Wow, that girl is hot. I'm gonna go ask her out.
(As he goes up, a rich male model comes up and starts talking to the girl. Sokka stops in his tracks)
Toph: I thought you were going to ask her out.
Sokka: Are you kidding? I can't compete with that guy
Toph: I think you stand a chance.
Sokka: (sarctically) Really? How?
Toph: Well, ya know how I see across the ground and through everything touching it?
Sokka: Yeah, so?
Toph: That means that I can see stuff without anything obstructing my view.
Sokka: What does that have to do with me getting that girl over that other guy?
Toph: I checked. Yours is bigger.
Sokka: What the hell does that mea....Ohhhhhh.
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Breakflame
[1335]Aug 7, 2006
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I went down the road in hit a

"Bump"
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StaraeGhost9259

[1336]Aug 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Sokka: Wow, that girl is hot. I'm gonna go ask her out.
(As he goes up, a rich male model comes up and starts talking to the girl. Sokka stops in his tracks)
Toph: I thought you were going to ask her out.
Sokka: Are you kidding? I can't compete with that guy
Toph: I think you stand a chance.
Sokka: (sarctically) Really? How?
Toph: Well, ya know how I see across the ground and through everything touching it?
Sokka: Yeah, so?
Toph: That means that I can see stuff without anything obstructing my view.
Sokka: What does that have to do with me getting that girl over that other guy?
Toph: I checked. Yours is bigger.
Sokka: What the hell does that mea....Ohhhhhh.

Sneaky Toph...

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Colonel_Brian

[1337]Aug 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Sokka: Wow, that girl is hot. I'm gonna go ask her out. (As he goes up, a rich male model comes up and starts talking to the girl. Sokka stops in his tracks) Toph: I thought you were going to ask her out. Sokka: Are you kidding? I can't compete with that guy Toph: I think you stand a chance. Sokka: (sarctically) Really? How? Toph: Well, ya know how I see across the ground and through everything touching it? Sokka: Yeah, so? Toph: That means that I can see stuff without anything obstructing my view. Sokka: What does that have to do with me getting that girl over that other guy? Toph: I checked. Yours is bigger. Sokka: What the hell does that mea....Ohhhhhh.

Toph's a naughty girl

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Breakflame
[1338]Aug 7, 2006
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A joke along the same vein
Katara: Aang, Why should I go out with you?
Aang: Cause mine's 12 inches
Toph: You're off by about 6 inches.
Katara: Ha, I knew Aang was average
Toph: (blushing) That's not what I said.
Edited on 08/07/2006 9:36pm
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JimmyxCindy

[1339]Aug 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

A joke along the same vein

Katara: Aang, Why should I go out with you?
Aang: Cause mine's 12 inches
Toph: You're off by about 6 inches.
Katara: Ha, I knew Aang was average
Toph: (blushing) That's not what I said.

O_O OMFG. xD

in other words, 18 inches? xD

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Breakflame

[1340]Aug 7, 2006

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JimmyxCindy wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

O_O OMFG. xD

in other words, 18 inches? xD

Yeah, that's the joke

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