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    supersonicfan01

    [1281]Jun 27, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    crusher_1011 wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    A Fire Nation boy taps the shoulder of the taxi driver, and the driver yelps and the taxi goes out of control. It gets off the road, crashes into a cabbage stand, and skids in a wet alley and finally stops when it gets onto some dirt.
    "Kid, sorry about that, it freaked me out so badly. I used to be a funeral home driver."


    lol i didn't get it at first, poor taxi driver.


    Same with me when I read the original joke. It LITERALLY took me until a few hours (before I went to bed) to figure it out.


    Uhhh... anyone care to explain the joke to me?... i don't get it...


    The man was a funeral home driver- a person who drove dead people in the back. Now the guy's a taxi driver, imagine how he felt when the boy tapped him on the shoulder by suprise.


    O.O Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1282]Jun 29, 2006
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    (Ty-Lee and Mai at Azula's bridal shower.)
    Ty-Lee: Where's Azula?
    Mai: You were supposed to invite her!
    Ty-Lee: No, you were supposed to invite her while I picked up the cake. First, we forget to throw the bridal shower, now we forget to invite the bride!
    Mai: I know. I'll call Azula right now.
    Ty-Lee: You do that, also tell her to bring a cake.
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    LyokianKnight

    [1283]Jun 29, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Ty-Lee and Mai at Azula's bridal shower.)
    Ty-Lee: Where's Azula?
    Mai: You were supposed to invite her!
    Ty-Lee: No, you were supposed to invite her while I picked up the cake. First, we forget to throw the bridal shower, now we forget to invite the bride!
    Mai: I know. I'll call Azula right now.
    Ty-Lee: You do that, also tell her to bring a cake.


    It'd be harder to get the groom to show up at the wedding, lol.

    *Where Ozai went bad, came to hate his wife and son, and to love his daugther so darn much.*

    Ozai is enjoying his normal day, enjoying time with young children and his wife, doing princely things, and loving all things free.

    Ozai: *sits down and logs onto Firenationmail.com*
    Ozai: I wonder what I got today??? Maybe a message from father, who is abroad in the Earth Kingdom on business. *opens his mail*
    Ozai: *reading the email titles, from top to bottom* buy useless thing #6...***** enlargement *eye twitches as he reads more stupid spam email from his annoying friend from the Water Tribe*
    Ozai: *closes the window* All right *deep breath* it's cool...just a stupid email message.
    *logs onto the forums at WorldPeace4ever.net*
    Ozai: *enters the discussion board and starts reading the topics* How to save a dying tree...endangered animals list...Ozai592 sucks...W- *stops suddenly, realizing what he read* What?!?!
    *enters and reads topic, aloud* Ozai sucks, talk about him here...He is a ********er...He's lame...*so angry that he breathes fire into the air*

    Ozai: *Takes another deep breath*?? All is calm with my world.?? Nothing could ruin this moment. *pop up appears on screen* No, I don't want to meet adult friends. *closes it, another pops up*?? No, I don't want a registry cleaner. *yet another comes* NO!!! I don't need to heal a burn scar the eye!?? *screams and melts the monitor with his fire breath*

    *runs outside of his computer room to see his seven year old son outside with a scraped knee*

    Zuko: Ow *crying* daddy, I'm hurt.
    Ozai: Go to your mother. *runs further away*

    *Ursa comes up to him*

    Ursa: We don't talk anymore, Ozai, do you care about me?
    Ozai: No.

    *leaves, again*

    *comes into a room to see his daughter punching a computer of her own*
    Azula: Stupid ****ing **** computer
    Ozai: I love you, Azula. *hugs his daughter, laughing insanely*
    Azula: I love you too daddy!?? *turns and hugs him back, not realizing that her dad is a total nutjob now*
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    sly4me

    [1284]Jun 29, 2006
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    Aang: hey guys

    Katara: uhhhhhh...

    Sokka: where are you going with this

    Aang: uhhhhhh...

    mistresskatara: GIVE IT UP SLY YOU SUCK AT QUOTES!

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    Colonel_Brian

    [1285]Jun 29, 2006
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    sly4me wrote:

    Aang: hey guys

    Katara: uhhhhhh...

    Sokka: where are you going with this

    Aang: uhhhhhh...

    mistresskatara: GIVE IT UP SLY YOU SUCK AT QUOTES!

    I will show you mercy Colonel Sly unlike you did to me be happy

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    sly4me

    [1286]Jun 29, 2006
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    Colonel_Brian wrote:
    sly4me wrote:

    Aang: hey guys

    Katara: uhhhhhh...

    Sokka: where are you going with this

    Aang: uhhhhhh...

    mistresskatara: GIVE IT UP SLY YOU SUCK AT QUOTES!

    I will show you mercy Colonel Sly unlike you did to me be happy

    thanks, Brian.
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    Breakflame

    [1287]Jun 30, 2006
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    Lawyer: Alright Toph, here comes the verdict
    Judge: On the account of murder in the first degree, how do you find?
    Jury: We find her not guilty.
    Toph: phew

    Later that day

    Sokka: How the hell did you get away with that? They had evidence up the wazoo piled against you. 16 eyewitnesses, A bloody knife with your fingerprints, your footsteps on the scene, a note saying you did it, you had absolutely no aliby, you had a motive, and they found a book in your room thats titled "How to kill someone". How the hell did you do it?
    Toph: I'll tell you as soon as I return these lawyers to O.J.

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    supersonicfan01

    [1288]Jun 30, 2006
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    Uhhhhhh... can you explain me the punchline to that one?
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    LyokianKnight

    [1289]Jun 30, 2006
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    There was overwhelming evidence agianst OJ and the only things in his favor was that the glove didn't fit and that Mark
    Ferman, the detective, was slightly racist.

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    Breakflame

    [1290]Jun 30, 2006
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    "If it doesn't fit, You must acquit"
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    sly4me

    [1291]Jun 30, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    Lawyer: Alright Toph, here comes the verdict Judge: On the account of murder in the first degree, how do you find? Jury: We find her not guilty. Toph: phew Later that day Sokka: How the hell did you get away with that? They had evidence up the wazoo piled against you. 16 eyewitnesses, A bloody knife with your fingerprints, your footsteps on the scene, a note saying you did it, you had absolutely no aliby, you had a motive, and they found a book in your room thats titled "How to kill someone". How the hell did you do it? Toph: I'll tell you as soon as I return these lawyers to O.J.

    But you forgot the part where Toph??speeds down the higway??in her bronco.

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    supersonicfan01

    [1292]Jul 1, 2006
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    LyokianKnight wrote:
    There was overwhelming evidence agianst OJ and the only things in his favor was that the glove didn't fit and that Mark
    Ferman, the detective, was slightly racist.


    What's an OJ? What glove? Who was slightly racist?
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    Breakflame

    [1293]Jul 1, 2006
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    LyokianKnight wrote:
    There was overwhelming evidence agianst OJ and the only things in his favor was that the glove didn't fit and that Mark
    Ferman, the detective, was slightly racist.


    What's an OJ? What glove? Who was slightly racist?


    Look it up. Just put in OJ simpson.
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    cloudstrifeff7

    [1294]Jul 1, 2006
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    lol OJ he sooo crazzyy!!!
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    cisalpine

    [1295]Jul 1, 2006
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    Ha ha... its funny cause he probably got away with killing someone.

    wait...

    Nope, still funny.

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    karatewolfpunk

    [1296]Jul 2, 2006
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    Sokka: I promise I'm remaining abstinent until after marriage and that I'm the only psychic person, and nobody else can predict the future.

    Katara: You're going to eat tonight. (Sokka makes it so he doesn't eat that night.) Wow, you are right!

    Suki: Sokka, wanna do it?

    ??Sokka: Nope.

    Toph: Can we have sex, Sokka? I know you're going to say no, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

    Edited on 07/02/2006 10:56am
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    Breakflame

    [1297]Jul 5, 2006
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    bumpity bump bump
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1298]Jul 5, 2006
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    Anyone else going to play.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1299]Jul 12, 2006
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    Wow, it's sad I was gone and my business almost is.
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    sly4me

    [1300]Jul 12, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Wow, it's sad I was gone and my business almost is.
    Hey, Katrina's back.??I was going to to bumpify this thread, but never got around to it. oops.

    Aang: 2 days until the movie

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