News reporter: And it seems that a hurricane, a tornado that is made up of air and water, has hit and destroyed New Orleans.
(Everybody looks at Aang and Katara)
Aang: What?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................................No doesn't ring a bell either!?

South Park.

no wonder! South park is the only series that puts me to sleep... whenever i try to watch it, it's like, turning off a switch in my head. The only one i saw was where that crippled kid was trying to get laid to get rid of his 'problem' before a talent show or something. After that, eh...

Aang: Hey Sokka, do you wanna...
Sokka: No
Aang: But don't you wanna...
Sokka: No
Aang: But you'll...
Sokka: Aang, I just wanna get some rest. leave me alone.
Aang: Alright(goes into the forest, where he meets Yue and Suki) Sorry, he doesn't wanna have a threesome with you two. he's too tired. But, I'll do it.

Ty-Lee looks like Yuffi.(FF/KH)

Katara: Zuko, Aang hasn't had sex with EVERYBODY!!! He hasn't done it with Eric!
Zuko: What are you talking about? They're doing it right now. (Points to closed room.)
Katara: OMG!
Eric (from inside room): WTF YOU'RE NOT KATARA!!!

Alright, this is pretty dang long one.

Narrator: The cases you are about to see are real. When people have problems, they come to the Avatar for judgement. this is

Judge Avatar

Sokka: All rise. The Honorable Judge Avatar presiding.
Aang: Ok, so what's my first case?
Sokka: Case number 664, Prince Zuko vs Fire Lord Ozai.
Narrator: Prince Zuko says that Ozai has beaten him on many accounts. Ozai denies these claims.
Aang: What seems to be the problem?
Zuko: This man, My father, continuosly beats me. He yells at me, He hits me, He throws F*#$@!$ fire at me.
Ozai: That's ridiculous. Your honor, I have never laid a finger on my son.
Zuko: Liar. you hit me all the time.
Ozai: Shut up you Son of a B&$*#.
Ozai's Wife(Zuko's Mom): What did you call me?
Zuko: See? He's seriously angry man
Ozai: Alright thats it(Starts beating up Zuko)
Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY.
Aang: Alright, break it up. I find in favor of Prince Zuko and order Ozai to let him back in the nation. Sokka, What's my next case?
Sokka: Case number 665, The people vs Fire Lord Ozai
Narrator: Fire Lord Ozai stands accused of violating child abuse laws. If convicted, he will spend 10-20 years in jail
Ozai: Didn't we just do this?
Sokka: Yes, but that was a civil court. now he's being tried before a jury and could be sent to jail.
Jury: GUILTY.
Aang: Well, that settles it. Death Penalty it is.
Ozai: I thought it was 10-20 years!?
Aang: It would be, but this makes my other job a hell of a lot easier. case dismissed. What's next
Sokka: Case number 666
Aang: Lets skip that one.
Sokka: Case number 667, The People vs Poor boy
Narrator: Poor boy has been accused of murder and now faces the Death penalty.
Aang: He doesn't have a name
Sokka: He's so poor, he can't afford a name.
Katara: Ba-dum-chi
Aang: and who are they behind him?
Sokka: That's his poor family
Aang: I feel a setup coming up
Poor Boy: I'm just a poor boy. nobody loves me
Poor family: He's just a poor boy from a poor family. spare him his from this monstrosity.
Poor boy: Easy come Easy go, will you let me go?
Jury: Bismillah. NOOOOOOO we will not let you go.
Poor boy: LET ME GO
Jury: Bismillah. We will not let you go
Poor boy: LET ME GO
Jury: Bismillah. We will not let you go
Poor boy: LET ME GO
Jury: Will not let you
Poor boy: let me go
Jury: Never let you go
Poor boy: LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jury: NONONONONONONONO
Mario: Oh Mama Mia Mama mia
Poor boy: Mama mia let me go. Beelezabub has devil put aside for meeee for meeeeeee for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBANG
AangWith a Shotgun) Ok, thats enough of that.
Sokka: Interestingly enough, that Beelezabub thing was Case number 666.
Aang: what's the next case
Sokka: Case number 668, The people vs Aang the avatar
Narrator: Aang is accused of murder and interupting a Queen song.
Aang: Screw it, I'm done

Phew, that took a while

lol at the beelezabub being the 666 case.

Bohemian Rhapsody rox!!!!!!!!!!