Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
If you don't understand all the references in this one, its completely understandable. Narrator: In a galaxy far, far away, there was a planet. This planet was home to the benders. The benders were people who could control the elements of Earth, Fire, Water, and Air. It was a relatively peaceful planet until the Fire Nation launched a surprise attack on all the other nations. The then began constructing the Death Star, until Darth Vader came and stole it and killed everyone on the planet. Except for his son, Luke Skywalker, and his daughter, Leia, for the had been put into a space pod and launched to 2 separate parts of the universe. Luke, who was the avatar, grew up without even knowing of benders, so he never learned them. instead he learned the Force and became a jedi. He also kissed his sister. The Emperor, fearing for his life, decided to go back in time to kill Anakin Skywalker, So Luke wouldn't be born. he accidently ran into his grandmother in his past, though he did not know she was his grandmother. He then "Did the nasty in the pasty" and became his own Grandfather. After he killed Luke in the past, he went back to the future, where he saw that the future had been horribly changed. In this future, one of the Emperor's servants had become ruler, and the universe was now a happy place. So he went to find Doc, to use his time machine, to return things as it once was. He accidently went to far into the past and wound up in the old west, where he was killed by "Clint Eastwood". "Clint Eastwood" rode on a train that careened down a cliff and he died. the cliff was named after him and it is there that, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a Military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, They survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them, Maybe you can hire THE A-TEAM.
Aang: What the F$!% was that?!?!
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Zuko: HSM sucks! Katara: No it doesn't! Eric (walks in): What's up! Zuko: I think HSM sucks, Katara thinks it's the best! Eric: Well, Zuko is right. Aang: Right about what? Eric: HSM sucks. Katara: Would you not go out with a girl if she liked HSM? Eric: DUH! Katara: Then it's like every girl!!! Eric: Not girls in their 20s! Aang: True, but it's still out of your age range for girls. |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Aang: Hey guys, i just got back from Sex-ed. Zuko: Ooh! Did they show you how to unhook a bra? Soka: And hot to take panties off with your teeth? aang: No, it's all Ed, and no sex! |
poor,Ed
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Aang: Hey guys, i just got back from Sex-ed. Zuko: Ooh! Did they show you how to unhook a bra? Soka: And hot to take panties off with your teeth? aang: No, it's all Ed, and no sex! |
| Breakflame wrote: |
If you don't understand all the references in this one, its completely understandable. Narrator: In a galaxy far, far away, there was a planet. This planet was home to the benders. The benders were people who could control the elements of Earth, Fire, Water, and Air. It was a relatively peaceful planet until the Fire Nation launched a surprise attack on all the other nations. The then began constructing the Death Star, until Darth Vader came and stole it and killed everyone on the planet. Except for his son, Luke Skywalker, and his daughter, Leia, for the had been put into a space pod and launched to 2 separate parts of the universe. Luke, who was the avatar, grew up without even knowing of benders, so he never learned them. instead he learned the Force and became a jedi. He also kissed his sister. The Emperor, fearing for his life, decided to go back in time to kill Anakin Skywalker, So Luke wouldn't be born. he accidently ran into his grandmother in his past, though he did not know she was his grandmother. He then "Did the nasty in the pasty" and became his own Grandfather. After he killed Luke in the past, he went back to the future, where he saw that the future had been horribly changed. In this future, one of the Emperor's servants had become ruler, and the universe was now a happy place. So he went to find Doc, to use his time machine, to return things as it once was. He accidently went to far into the past and wound up in the old west, where he was killed by "Clint Eastwood". "Clint Eastwood" rode on a train that careened down a cliff and he died. the cliff was named after him and it is there that, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a Military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, They survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them, Maybe you can hire THE A-TEAM. Aang: What the F$!% was that?!?! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Zuko: HSM sucks! Katara: No it doesn't! Eric (walks in): What's up! Zuko: I think HSM sucks, Katara thinks it's the best! Eric: Well, Zuko is right. Aang: Right about what? Eric: HSM sucks. Katara: Would you not go out with a girl if she liked HSM? Eric: DUH! Katara: Then it's like every girl!!! Eric: Not girls in their 20s! Aang: True, but it's still out of your age range for girls. |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Aang: Hey guys, i just got back from Sex-ed. Zuko: Ooh! Did they show you how to unhook a bra? Soka: And hot to take panties off with your teeth? aang: No, it's all Ed, and no sex! |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| Aang: Toph, Zuko, I just got a great idea. Zuko: What? Aang: Let's start a band. we can call it, Earth, Wind, and Fire. Toph: Alright lets do it. 1 month later Toph: I'm gonna kill you Aang. Aang: How the hell was I supposed to know we'd get sued? |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| Aang: Toph, Zuko, I just got a great idea. Zuko: What? Aang: Let's start a band. we can call it, Earth, Wind, and Fire. Toph: Alright lets do it. 1 month later Toph: I'm gonna kill you Aang. Aang: How the hell was I supposed to know we'd get sued? |
| sluggmunki_tx wrote: | ||
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Silly copyrights you did it again.
Go to wikipedia.org and search for copyrights and ta-da there's a huge topic on it.
