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Zukosbaby

[1141]Jun 9, 2006

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crusher_1011 wrote:

LyokianKnight wrote:

*Ty Lee confronting Katara and Sokka*
Ty Lee: *in the shadows, l33t splinter cell style*
Sokka: So a man with a pig under his arm walks into a bar...

Ty Lee: *jumps out of the shadows and smacks Katara in her vital bending spots*
Katara: You ****ing b**** is that the only way you can win a fight?
Ty Lee: Not really, but ticking you off is fun. *giggles*
Sokka: *sighs* Let's go. *pulls out his weapons*
Ty Lee: *shakes her head* No, I didn't come to fight, but Azula took all the Midol, I was wondering if I could borrow some.

Katara: *muttering* What a surprise... *pulls some Midol out of a satchel and gives it to the other girl*
Ty Lee: Thanks a bunch, is there anyway I can repay you?

Sokka: I don't know...give us some money, give up chasing us so the enemy gets weaker, join our team, the list goes on and on.
Ty Lee: Uh... *jumps away* Stay in school!
Aang: I don't think so, biznatch! *bends the air around her, throwing her into a wall and sighs* Ok...now someone has to take care of her.

Sokka: *raises hand* Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I mean, I'll do it.
Katara: God, this is worse than some of the fanfiction, I knew he'd end up with her. Didn't you, Zuko?

Zuko: Oh yes, my beloved. Now let's proceed to make out within plain sight of children and your brother.
*They do so.*

Aang: *annoyed sigh* What the h*** is next?!?
Toph: Aang, you are very hawt, I want to bear your children.
Aang: Yep, this IS worse than fanfiction. Toph, are you-
Toph: *jumps on Aang, ripping off his clothing* Come 'ere you sexy beast!

*carrying Ty Lee somewhere and then laying her down on his bedroll*
Sokka: God, what sex crazed losers.
Ty Lee: I know, haven't they heard of realistic relationships, like caring, kisses on the cheek, and walking on a beach together...Hey, wait, why aren't we affected by this quote author's sarcasm toward bad or unrealistic fanfiction about his favorite pairings?

Sokka: Because this pairing is in like two fanfictions and both of them aren't bad. Besides, I've been in love, I know how to care for a lady. *examines her leg* Your leg is broken, but it should be fine soon; Katara can heal it.
Ty Lee: Sokka...thanks for caring for someone you just met.
Sokka: I couldn't just let you suffer...and I always thought you were kind of pretty...
Ty Lee: You're pretty handsome yourself...
Sokka: Maybe when you're feeling better we can go on a date.
Ty Lee: Sure, but you might want to assume your stereotypical role of breaking up your sister and Zuko's secks, even though you have been videotaping it and selling it on the 'net for years.

Sokka: Right, *stands and runs towards Zuko and Katara* get your hands off of my sister, you pervert!!!

If you couldn't tell, I hate bad fanfiction where Zuko and Katara run into each other, immediately hate each other and, in the same chapter or, in the worst case, same three paragraphs, start frenching. (relationships take time to build, you know...)

I also wanted to poke fun at Tang.

I actually like SokLee and like no one authors it, so I didn't make fun of them.

Anyway, that's my quote, enjoy it.

that was great

and yes I dislike zutara alot and thats one of the reasons they meet each other and the next second making out.

yeah, that was pretty cool, but i dont think Zuko would say "Oh yes my beloved" not even to Killika. oh crap i'm gonna blow my cover, awww.

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Zukosbaby

[1142]Jun 9, 2006

member since: 06/06/06
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Zukosbaby wrote:

Okay, scene: Zuko and Mai finally see each otheer again.

Mai: Zuko?!

Zuko: Oh great.

Mai: It's really you!

She gives him a big hug while he has a WTF face.

Azula: Step aside Mai, we are trying to capture him, not make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Mai: Um... no thats okay i will stay right by my Zuzu. your arent going to hurt him.

Azula: Why cant everyone be a heartless b**** like me?

hehe.

Haha that's rich!

finally SOMEONE appreacitates my overactive imagination.

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Zukosbaby

[1143]Jun 9, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Aang: Ok, I got one. What's Long, Hard, and full of seaman?
Katara: Not Zuko.
Sokka: Katara's throat.
Zuko: Sokka's life-size doll.
Aang: I was going with Submarine, but those work too.

wait, wait, wait, how would Katara know?!

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supersonicfan01

[1144]Jun 9, 2006

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Zukosbaby wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

Aang: Ok, I got one. What's Long, Hard, and full of seaman?
Katara: Not Zuko.
Sokka: Katara's throat.
Zuko: Sokka's life-size doll.
Aang: I was going with Submarine, but those work too.

wait, wait, wait, how would Katara know?!

That joke was actually pretty good. I heard a version of it on family guy.

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dd409

[1145]Jun 9, 2006

member since: 05/27/06
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Zukosbaby wrote:

crusher_1011 wrote:

LyokianKnight wrote:

that was great

and yes I dislike zutara alot and thats one of the reasons they meet each other and the next second making out.

yeah, that was pretty cool, but i dont think Zuko would say "Oh yes my beloved" not even to Killika. oh crap i'm gonna blow my cover, awww.

lol nice quote

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Breakflame

[1146]Jun 9, 2006

member since: 12/07/05
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Zukosbaby wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

Aang: Ok, I got one. What's Long, Hard, and full of seaman?
Katara: Not Zuko.
Sokka: Katara's throat.
Zuko: Sokka's life-size doll.
Aang: I was going with Submarine, but those work too.

wait, wait, wait, how would Katara know?!

Katara: It's okay, Zuko. It happens to every guy.

Answer your question?

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Mutnodjmet
[1147]Jun 10, 2006
member since: 04/29/06
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Azula:?? Hi, mom!
Ursa: Azula, you have been a very naughty girl.?? Go to the naughty girl corner NOW!
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Breakflame
[1148]Jun 10, 2006
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Zuko: Hi Mom
Ursa: Zuko, you have been a very naught girl. go to the naught girl corner NOW!

now thats how you 1-up somebody.
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ToonGal
[1149]Jun 10, 2006
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Here's something that just popped into my head...

Zuko: *sneaks up on Azula and knocks her down with a cheap shot*
Azula: Why you little-
Iroh: *shoves her into cramped box*
Zuko: Goodbye Azula and hello fun box! Fun box, oh fun box! Small and square and dark! Fun box, oh fun box! Check out these cool fun locks! Yay! *drops a bunch of heavy locks on Azula's box*
Azula: *screams but no one can hear her*
Zuko: Did I mention it's sound proof?
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Colonel_Brian
[1150]Jun 10, 2006
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Aw the good ol' funbox!
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MCMLXVI
[1151]Jun 10, 2006
member since: 11/08/05
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

Aw the good ol' funbox!
exclusively at Flappy Bumi's Learn-a-torium
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JasonTVMan
[1152]Jun 10, 2006
member since: 06/11/06
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*~If only I could touch it~* karatewolfpunk???????????????????? hey you can touch mine
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sluggmunki_tx
[1153]Jun 10, 2006
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JasonTVMan wrote:

*~If only I could touch it~* karatewolfpunk???????????????????? hey you can touch mine

Hey, hands off!!!
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Colonel_Brian
[1154]Jun 10, 2006
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MCMLXVI wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

Aw the good ol' funbox!
exclusively at Flappy Bumi's Learn-a-torium

come in with a frown leave with eh and something that rymes with?? a frown.
Edited on 06/10/2006 5:10pm
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dd409

[1155]Jun 10, 2006

member since: 05/27/06
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

MCMLXVI wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

Aw the good ol' funbox!

exclusively at Flappy Bumi's Learn-a-torium

come in with a frown leave with eh and something that rymes with?? a frown.

so i suppose Happy Peppy Zuko is gonna join the Learn-a-Torium gang?

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dd409

[1156]Jun 10, 2006

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(in song)

Betty: I'm Happy Peppy Betty,

Gary: I'm Happy Peppy Gary,

Zuko: I must capture the Avatar!

Betty: Thats not your line, silly-willy-walnut-head

*shoves Betty in the funbox with Azula*

Zuko: . . .

*Gary runs off*

I think there names were Betty and Gary, correct me if I'm wrong...

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Colonel_Brian
[1157]Jun 10, 2006
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Oh no the nightmare (trembles at the thought of happy peppy zuko) the shadow's of eerie came to haunt me.
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the_yssa
[1158]Jun 10, 2006
member since: 03/01/06
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

Oh no the nightmare (trembles at the thought of happy peppy zuko) the shadow's of eerie came to haunt me.

*does blood curdling scream*
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Colonel_Brian
[1159]Jun 10, 2006
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(passes out)
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the_yssa
[1160]Jun 10, 2006
member since: 03/01/06
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

(passes out)

Steals Colonel_Brian's wallet and runs away laughing like a maniacle(sp?) fool.
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