Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

sly4me

[1081]Jun 5, 2006

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

sly4me wrote:

supersonicfan01 wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

(Katara and Aang in a pond, and Katara is of course in her famous swimsuit.) Aang (pointing): Nick is staring at you behind sunglasses! KAtara: That's not Nick, it's Iroh. Just because someone is wearing sunglasses doesn't mean it's Nick. YAY! More people are posting here! I love ice cream!

What's up with these quotes i don't get?!

good one

sonicfan:::??nick = trendy131 = always wears sunglasses.

I figured THAT much out. But i still don't see the funny!

it's funny because it's like an indside joke sort of thing.

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karatewolfpunk
[1082]Jun 5, 2006
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Yeah, and do you even know what he does behind his sunglasses?

Zuko: (wakes up from a nap) AHHHHH!!! (Sees Victor sleeping with him.) I knew I shouldn't have dyed my hair red!!!!
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supersonicfan01

[1083]Jun 5, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

Yeah, and do you even know what he does behind his sunglasses?

Zuko: (wakes up from a nap) AHHHHH!!! (Sees Victor sleeping with him.) I knew I shouldn't have dyed my hair red!!!!

1280 lol's! I downright almost fell out of my chair in this one.

Edited on 06/05/2006 5:59pm
Edited 2 total times.

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sluggmunki_tx

[1084]Jun 5, 2006

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Yeah, and do you even know what he does behind his sunglasses?

Zuko: (wakes up from a nap) AHHHHH!!! (Sees Victor sleeping with him.) I knew I shouldn't have dyed my hair red!!!!

1280 lol's! I downright almost fell out of my chair in this one.

What have you been doing Victor?

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sly4me
[1085]Jun 5, 2006
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Ty-Li: I love you, Sly
Sly:
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trendy131
[1086]Jun 5, 2006
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sly4me wrote:

Ty-Li: I love you, Sly
Sly:

I bet he has that scrawled all over his walls, in red paint.
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Colonel_Brian
[1087]Jun 5, 2006
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But after Sly posted that
Ty-Li: OMG stop sly you ruined the wedding for us were over actually we never began
??????????Sly:but baby we've been through base 4 home run
???????? Ty-Li(slaps Sly).
Edited on 06/05/2006 7:43pm
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sly4me
[1088]Jun 5, 2006
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, both of you
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Colonel_Brian
[1089]Jun 5, 2006
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Sly you lusty dog.
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sly4me
[1090]Jun 5, 2006
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Colonel_Brian wrote:

Sly you lusty dog.
easy Colonel, I'm not a dog.
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trendy131
[1091]Jun 5, 2006
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sly4me wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

Sly you lusty dog.
easy Colonel, I'm not a dog.

Looks can be deceiving, huh?
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sly4me
[1092]Jun 5, 2006
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trendy131 wrote:

sly4me wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

Sly you lusty dog.
easy Colonel, I'm not a dog.

Looks can be deceiving, huh?

L
O
L
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Breakflame
[1093]Jun 5, 2006
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Alright, heres a joke we can ALL enjoy

Aangfrantically dancing) Sokka, wheres the bathroom?
tinkle tinkle
Sokka: apparently in your pants.

ok, heres another one.

Aang: (with his cane) Where's my money, ho?
Katara: Here it is, Pimp-Daddy Avatar
Aang: Hmm, well, this is enough. now where are my other skanks?
Katara: (to herself) Phew, that was close.
Ty Lee: Here's your money, Pimp-Daddy Avatar
Aang: Well, Well, my hos are coming through today. now where's Azula
Azula: Here's I am. and here's your money.
Aang: Ahem
Azula: I mean, here's your money Pimp-daddy Avatar
Aang: thats more like it. lets see.... Azula, you miserable ho. your 200 dollars short
Azula: I know Pimp-dadAHHHHHHHHHH
(shows Azula with a multiple cane marks and hand-prints) now you know your place ho.

20 minutes and 5 hos later.

Aang: Well, I gotta say, most of you worthless hos actually did something right today. Now, I don't usually do this, but since the rest of you filled your quota, I'm gonna give you tomorrow off. and Azula.
Azula: Yes, Pimp-Daddy Avatar?
Aang: You'll be making up the difference.
Azula: WHAT!?
Aang: You talking back, ho?
Azula: No, Pimp-daddy Avatar.
Aang: Good. Now, I must ask, How did all you girls fill your quotas
Katara: Well...
Flashback to King Bumi with 7 girls on him.
Bumi: Its good to be the king.
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dd409

[1094]Jun 6, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Alright, heres a joke we can ALL enjoy Aang

frantically dancing) Sokka, wheres the bathroom? tinkle tinkle Sokka: apparently in your pants. ok, heres another one. Aang: (with his cane) Where's my money, ho? Katara: Here it is, Pimp-Daddy Avatar Aang: Hmm, well, this is enough. now where are my other skanks? Katara: (to herself) Phew, that was close. Ty Lee: Here's your money, Pimp-Daddy Avatar Aang: Well, Well, my hos are coming through today. now where's Azula Azula: Here's I am. and here's your money. Aang: Ahem Azula: I mean, here's your money Pimp-daddy Avatar Aang: thats more like it. lets see.... Azula, you miserable ho. your 200 dollars short Azula: I know Pimp-dadAHHHHHHHHHH (shows Azula with a multiple cane marks and hand-prints) now you know your place ho. 20 minutes and 5 hos later. Aang: Well, I gotta say, most of you worthless hos actually did something right today. Now, I don't usually do this, but since the rest of you filled your quota, I'm gonna give you tomorrow off. and Azula. Azula: Yes, Pimp-Daddy Avatar? Aang: You'll be making up the difference. Azula: WHAT!? Aang: You talking back, ho? Azula: No, Pimp-daddy Avatar. Aang: Good. Now, I must ask, How did all you girls fill your quotas Katara: Well... Flashback to King Bumi with 7 girls on him. Bumi: Its good to be the king.

. . . i feel like i need 2 take a shower after reading that.?? There are those who are slightly disturbed, there are??people with sick minds, and then there's you.

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dd409

[1095]Jun 6, 2006

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well, since im still having "Zhao block", heres an edited quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with Zhao and his guards

scene (episode): Blue Spirit

Zhao: Guards! Make sure the??Avatar doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: No, no. Until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Zhao: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: And you'll come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

Zhao:??No, no. Leaving the room.

Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes.

Zhao: All right?

Guard 1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...

Zhao: . . .What?

Guard 1: Oh, if-if, oh--

Zhao: Look, it's quite simple.

Guard 1: Uh...

Zhao: You just stay here, and make sure??he doesn't leave the room. All right?

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?

Zhao: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure--

Guard 1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were--

Zhao: No, no, just keep him in here--

Guard 1: Until you, or anyone else,--

Zhao: No, not anyone else, just me--

Guard 1: Just you.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Get back.

Guard 1: Get back.

Zhao: Right?

Guard 1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

Zhao: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: What?

Zhao: Make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: The Avatar?

Zhao: Yes, make sure??he doesn't leave.?? Is that clear?

Guard 2: Hic!

Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.

Zhao: Right.*starts to leave* Where are you going?

Guard 1: We're coming with you.

Zhao: No no, I want you to stay here and make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: Oh, I see. Right.

that scene in MPatHG was hilarious

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PrincessZula

[1096]Jun 6, 2006

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dd409 wrote:

well, since im still having "Zhao block", heres an edited quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with Zhao and his guards

scene (episode): Blue Spirit

Zhao: Guards! Make sure the??Avatar doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: No, no. Until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Zhao: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: And you'll come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

Zhao:??No, no. Leaving the room.

Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes.

Zhao: All right?

Guard 1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...

Zhao: . . .What?

Guard 1: Oh, if-if, oh--

Zhao: Look, it's quite simple.

Guard 1: Uh...

Zhao: You just stay here, and make sure??he doesn't leave the room. All right?

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?

Zhao: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure--

Guard 1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were--

Zhao: No, no, just keep him in here--

Guard 1: Until you, or anyone else,--

Zhao: No, not anyone else, just me--

Guard 1: Just you.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Get back.

Guard 1: Get back.

Zhao: Right?

Guard 1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

Zhao: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: What?

Zhao: Make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: The Avatar?

Zhao: Yes, make sure??he doesn't leave.?? Is that clear?

Guard 2: Hic!

Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.

Zhao: Right.*starts to leave* Where are you going?

Guard 1: We're coming with you.

Zhao: No no, I want you to stay here and make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: Oh, I see. Right.

that scene in MPatHG was hilarious

AHAHAHAHAHHA

God I love that movie, that fits perfectly, that made my day

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Breakflame

[1097]Jun 6, 2006

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dd409 wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

Alright, heres a joke we can ALL enjoy Aang

. . . i feel like i need 2 take a shower after reading that.?? There are those who are slightly disturbed, there are??people with sick minds, and then there's you.

Oh Hell Yes. I got my own freakin category.

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supersonicfan01

[1098]Jun 6, 2006

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dd409 wrote:

well, since im still having "Zhao block", heres an edited quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with Zhao and his guards

scene (episode): Blue Spirit

Zhao: Guards! Make sure the??Avatar doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: No, no. Until I come and get him.

Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Zhao: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: And you'll come and get him.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

Zhao:??No, no. Leaving the room.

Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes.

Zhao: All right?

Guard 1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...

Zhao: . . .What?

Guard 1: Oh, if-if, oh--

Zhao: Look, it's quite simple.

Guard 1: Uh...

Zhao: You just stay here, and make sure??he doesn't leave the room. All right?

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Right.

Guard 1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?

Zhao: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure--

Guard 1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were--

Zhao: No, no, just keep him in here--

Guard 1: Until you, or anyone else,--

Zhao: No, not anyone else, just me--

Guard 1: Just you.

Guard 2: Hic!

Zhao: Get back.

Guard 1: Get back.

Zhao: Right?

Guard 1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

Zhao: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: What?

Zhao: Make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: The Avatar?

Zhao: Yes, make sure??he doesn't leave.?? Is that clear?

Guard 2: Hic!

Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.

Zhao: Right.*starts to leave* Where are you going?

Guard 1: We're coming with you.

Zhao: No no, I want you to stay here and make sure??he doesn't leave.

Guard 1: Oh, I see. Right.

that scene in MPatHG was hilarious

A whole tide of laughs to this!

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neverbeenpinker
[1099]Jun 6, 2006
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?? you guys are insane...
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supersonicfan01
[1100]Jun 6, 2006
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neverbeenpinker wrote:

?? you guys are insane...

Why thank you. We hold the current record. In fact, we've been nominated for an award. Of course, AANG had to go and get his head stuck in it.
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