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    sly4me

    [1381]Aug 11, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: It's a videogame with illegal street racing.

    Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, because there is a legal street racing.
    more like:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!

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    Breakflame

    [1382]Aug 11, 2006
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    sly4me wrote:

    karatewolfpunk wrote:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: It's a videogame with illegal street racing.

    Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, because there is a legal street racing.
    more like:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!


    No, It's like this.

    Sokka: What's burnout 3?
    Cosmo: What's a 3?

    I don't know why, but I'm full of references today.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1383]Aug 12, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    sly4me wrote:

    karatewolfpunk wrote:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: It's a videogame with illegal street racing.

    Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, because there is a legal street racing.
    more like:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!


    No, It's like this.

    Sokka: What's burnout 3?
    Cosmo: What's a 3?

    I don't know why, but I'm full of references today.


    I played it yesterday when I was babysitting (I took them to my house). THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1384]Aug 12, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Breakflame wrote:
    sly4me wrote:

    karatewolfpunk wrote:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: It's a videogame with illegal street racing.

    Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, because there is a legal street racing.
    more like:

    Zuko: What's Burnout 3?

    Aang: THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!
    No, It's like this. Sokka: What's burnout 3? Cosmo: What's a 3? I don't know why, but I'm full of references today.
    I played it yesterday when I was babysitting (I took them to my house). THE BEST RACING GAME EVER!

    It sure is.

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    karatewolfpunk

    [1385]Aug 13, 2006
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    (Aang sees hot girl)
    Aang: Hey, I have lots of money, I'm the Avatar, and I have a lot of gas.
    Girl: What?!
    Aang: I mean a lot of gas in my flying bison, Appa.
    Girl: Eww! (Walks away)
    Aang: I mean he travels fast and far!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1386]Aug 13, 2006
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    Y'all know how I feel abou this becoming a ghost town.

    Aang (looking at Katara's resume papers): Trying to get a new job? I see you have 520 papers.

    Katara: Just trying to have a better chance with getting one.

    Sokka:'Ability to sew, minor cooking, excellent compuper skills?'

    Katara: Oh no! Do you think it's on all of them.

    Aang: Naw, I'm sure the copy machine didn't get that.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1387]Aug 13, 2006
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    Aang: Katara, please don't leave us.
    Katara: Sorry, but I have to!
    Aang: Wait, let's play heads or tails with this coin.
    Katara: Heads I win, tails you lose.
    ~
    Toph: How did it go with Katara?
    Aang: We played heads or tails to see if she would go or not. I don't get how she won 56 times!
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    Breakflame

    [1388]Aug 13, 2006
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    Hey, I saved this place a while back. Guess I'll try again. But what to do. Oh I know, I'll continue my saga on the Avatar in the Legend of Zelda. Now I gotta find where I left off.

    Alright, the first installment is on this page. http://www.tv.com/avatar-the-last-airbender/show/28841/your-own-quotes/topic/13281-165430/msgs.html&page=78

    The second installment is on this page http://www.tv.com/avatar-the-last-airbender/show/28841/your-own-quotes/topic/13281-165430/msgs.html&page=79

    and the third installment and where I left off is on this page. http://www.tv.com/avatar-the-last-airbender/show/28841/your-own-quotes/topic/13281-165430/msgs.html&page=80

    And now I will continue the saga of...

    Avatar: Ocarina of time!!!

    Sokka: So what's in here anyway?

    Aang: Something stupid, probably.

    Giant Spider: SCRIICHCHCH

    Sokka: AHHHHHHH!!! What is that?!

    Aang: Hey, it's a giant spider

    Navi: Hey LiAHAHHAH

    Sokka: (choking Navi) Don't ever say that again.

    Katara: Would you cut that out?

    Aang: Yeah, how are we supposed kill this thing if you to are arguing?

    Navi: I think Link already did it. (cuts to Link standing over the spider body)

    Katara: Wow, maybe he should be the avatar.

    Aang: WHAT! Hey, kid, stop muscling in on my turf.

    Sokka: Are we even in the right dimension for this?

    (A blue light come out and Link steps through)

    Navi: I think we should follow him.

    Sokka: Yeah, like I'm going to follow the mime in a green dress that went into the blue light inside a cursed talking tree.

    (everyone else goes in)

    Sokka: What the? Wait for me.

    (he jumps in and they all end up in front of the Deku Tree)

    Deku Tree: Thank ye children, but it seems that thou art too late. The curse hath spreadeth througheth my body. eth.

    Aang: (tears in his eye) You mean you are going to die?

    Deku Tree: WHAT!? I'M GOING TO DIE!? I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GOING TO GET A COLD! CURSE YOU GANONDORF!

    (Deku Tree withers and dies. Navi begins to cry)

    Sokka: Well, that was odd.

    Katara: Sokka! Have some respect.

    Navi: (sniff) I almost forgot. The Deku Tree asked me to tell you, Link, That you aren't a Kokiri.

    Link: 0:

    Sokka: Is that even a word?

    Katara: Shh

    Navi: You are in fact, A hylian. And he wants you??to meet with Princess Zelda so you can help stop an evil spreading through this world.

    Link: (Nods)

    Navi: And will you, brave warriors, accompany us?

    Aang: YEAH!!!

    Katara: sure

    Sokka: No.

    Navi: Good. Let's go

    TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF...

    AVATAR: OCARINA OF TIME!!!

    (yes, I realize Link doesn't learn that he's Hylian until seven years in the future, but remember, this is parody)

    Edited on 08/13/2006 8:37pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    lilykt7

    [1389]Aug 14, 2006
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    all just singing around the camp fire....

    Sokka- when the toast has burned.

    Toph- and the milk has turned.

    Katara- and Captain Crunch is waving farewell.

    Aang-??When the big man comes for you.

    Iroh- may you remember this song.

    Zuko- and know that theres no breakfast in hell.

    Sokka- way to ruin the song Zuko...

    Zuko- Fork you Sokka

    Edited on 08/14/2006 10:19am
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1390]Aug 14, 2006
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    Sokka: Aang, you can't bail on us - on the world!

    KAtara: Yeah Aang! The world depends on you. It's your duty!

    Aang: That's what I've been hearing for EVERY SINGLE DAY! 'It's your duty! It's your duty!' Duty, duty, duty! Well, you know what?? My duty stinks!

    Wow, I am so mature...
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    deathphoenix65

    [1391]Aug 14, 2006
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    (Aang is going on a date with Katara when Aang sees some hotgirls, Aang rushes over to them)

    Katara: Aang, come back here!
    Aang: Hey ladies, I don't think I have you on my "books to check out" list.
    Katara: Aang, you better not think these girls are prettier than me!
    Aang: I hope I brought my library card, because I'm going to check you out!
    Katara: AANG!!!!! (gets really angry)
    Aang: I lost my number, can I have yours?
    Katara: That's it, we're through!
    (Katara slaps Aang and walks away furious)
    Edited on 08/14/2006 6:41pm
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    Breakflame

    [1392]Aug 14, 2006
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    Well, since I'm stuck for good new ideas, I shall continue my saga on the Avatar in Hyrule. So without further ad here is.

    AVATAR: OCARINA OF TIME

    Aang: Are we there yet?

    Sokka: No

    Aang: Are we there yet?

    Sokka: No

    Aang: I wish we had Appa.

    Navi: Hey listen.

    Sokka: No

    Navi: That's Hyrule castle. The princess is inside.

    Sokka: Princess? What about a princess?

    Navi: Keep it in your pants, idiot. She's Link's age.

    Katara: How old is that anyway?

    Link:.....

    Sokka: Seriously, why don't you talk?

    Katara: Maybe he's shy. hmmmmm. (gets close to Link) Why don't you tell us why you can't talk, widdle guy?

    Link: (writes something down and shows it to Katara)

    Katara: (reading) "I'm a mute, you B****."

    Aang: Does someone have a rubber band? Cause OH SNAP!

    (Crickets chirping)

    Sokka: Are we there yet?

    Navi: Yes.

    (they stare up at the castle walls)

    Navi: Inside here is the Marketplace. Past that is the actual castle.

    Sokka: Market place huh? We don't have money.

    Link: (starts whacking weeds)

    Sokka: Oh yead, like hitting grass is gonna make us some money.

    Aang: HAHA! That sounding like hitting A(gets water whipped by Katara) OW!

    Navi: Hitting grass will make us money. For some odd reason, Rupees tend to get dropped into grass.

    Katara: That sounds awfully contrived.

    Aang: That's what she said.

    (Crickets not only chirp, but attack Aang)

    Sokka: Well, we got the money, let's go inside.

    Navi: Sounds like a plan


    Aang: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!?!

    TO BE CONTINUED?

    Ah, this has gotta be the worst one. I typically think that each little tidbit of the story has a few laughs in it, but this one didn't have that same umph the others did.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1393]Aug 15, 2006
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    Toph: KAtara, can you cook dinner.

    Katara: Okay okay! You don't have to beg.

    Toph: I wasn't begging.

    Katara: IT wouldn't hurt to.

    Aang: I'm making desert!

    Sokka: Wait Katara, didn't you promise Aang he could make desert tomorrow.

    Katara: No, I promised him he could make it tonight.

    Aang: What's the big deal guys? I've made eggplant salad.

    Sokka: Well, that's not really cooking!

    Aang: Cooking is easy! You just follow the instruction. If it says to boil two cups of salt, you boil two cups of salt!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1394]Aug 15, 2006
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    If you guys wanted to bring it back, I expect to be filled.

    Why Aang's parents gave him away...

    Father: Honey, hide with me behind this chair. (They hide) I left a note for Aang on the table. It says we are gone, and I left a bottle of whiskey, a religous-reading, and some money on by it. If he takes the whiskey, he will grow to be a drunkard. If he takes the religous-reading, he will be a monk. If he takes the money, he will be a stockbroker. Shhh -here he comes!
    (Aang comes in, reads the note, takes a a gulp of whiskey and holds it, reads the religous-reading and puts it in his pocket, and flips through the money and also puts in his pocket. Then he walks away.)
    Father: Oh no - it's worse than I thought! He's gonna be a politician!
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1395]Aug 15, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    If you guys wanted to bring it back, I expect to be filled. Why Aang's parents gave him away... Father: Honey, hide with me behind this chair. (They hide) I left a note for Aang on the table. It says we are gone, and I left a bottle of whiskey, a religous-reading, and some money on by it. If he takes the whiskey, he will grow to be a drunkard. If he takes the religous-reading, he will be a monk. If he takes the money, he will be a stockbroker. Shhh -here he comes! (Aang comes in, reads the note, takes a a gulp of whiskey and holds it, reads the religous-reading and puts it in his pocket, and flips through the money and also puts in his pocket. Then he walks away.) Father: Oh no - it's worse than I thought! He's gonna be a politician!

    O_o Oh my.........

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    karatewolfpunk

    [1396]Aug 16, 2006
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    I'm mad.

    (Toph and Sokka are alone in a room.)
    Toph: You want to...?
    Sokka: What? Why?
    Toph: You've got a huge one.
    Sokka: No, I don't think...
    Toph: Yours can fit, I am wider than most girls.
    Sokka: Okay! (Both start making out.) Wait! Couldn't think ruin are friendship.
    Toph: Oh yeah...What the hell! We weren't that close anyways.
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1397]Aug 17, 2006
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    (Bump please bring the thread back to life please save the thread!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1398]Aug 18, 2006
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    Yeah, or else you'll suffer the wrath of my PMS.

    Zuko, Aang, and Iroh each receive a cup of tea, then a fly lands in each. Zuko orders a cup of tea. Aang takes the fly out then drinks the tea. Iroh takes the fly out and yells 'Spit it out! spit it out!'
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    Breakflame

    [1399]Aug 18, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Yeah, or else you'll suffer the wrath of my PMS. Zuko, Aang, and Iroh each receive a cup of tea, then a fly lands in each. Zuko orders a cup of tea. Aang takes the fly out then drinks the tea. Iroh takes the fly out and yells 'Spit it out! spit it out!'

    Believe or not, I'm actually not afraid of that. I've faced my mom's and sister's down(and these are some A-grade PMSers) However, I actually do know some guys who are scared crapless of the thing. I don't blame them either.

    ??Now, if you want something I am afraid of, Go look at those Burger King commercials. Ya know, the ones with that guy in the Burger King mask giving hamburgers to people in very awkward places.

    Here's a picture of him with an appropriate caption.

    http://otherself.chattablogs.com/archives/burger%20king%20god%20is%20dead.jpg

    That man gave me nightmares.

    Edited on 08/18/2006 7:31pm
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1400]Aug 19, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:

    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Yeah, or else you'll suffer the wrath of my PMS. Zuko, Aang, and Iroh each receive a cup of tea, then a fly lands in each. Zuko orders a cup of tea. Aang takes the fly out then drinks the tea. Iroh takes the fly out and yells 'Spit it out! spit it out!'

    Believe or not, I'm actually not afraid of that. I've faced my mom's and sister's down(and these are some A-grade PMSers) However, I actually do know some guys who are scared crapless of the thing. I don't blame them either.

    ??Now, if you want something I am afraid of, Go look at those Burger King commercials. Ya know, the ones with that guy in the Burger King mask giving hamburgers to people in very awkward places.

    Here's a picture of him with an appropriate caption.

    http://otherself.chattablogs.com/archives/burger%20king%20god%20is%20dead.jpg

    That man gave me nightmares.



    You should be afraid of mine (even though it's in about another month). I scream my head off, and if you don't beware, I have a chance of commiting murder (I almost killed someone for real).
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