I'm out of stuff... anyone got something?

Damn! I posted this but it didn't show up!

(Aang and Sokka are in Jacob's apartment *my fake ex-boyfriend*)
Sokka (to realtor): So, why is Jaccob selling the place? Choked on his mustache?
Realtor: No, he is buying a bigger place. (Zuko silently curses) I bet you two will be very happy here.
Zuko: No, no - NO! We're not a couple! (Realtor nods head and walks out room.)
Aang: You seemed pretty offended by that. What? Am I not good enough for you?
Zuko: (Stares at Aang for a second) We're never having this conversation again. (Walks to home videos) Let's see what he watches. Wait, what's this. (Pick up a videotape) This has Katrina's name on it!
Aang: Wow, a tape with a girl's name on it! Let me see! (Grabs tape) Wait, this has Katrin's name on it! This is a sex tape - this is Jacpb's apartment -
Zuko: Get there faster!
Aang: Jacob has a sex tape of Katrina!
Zuko: Duh!

(In Zuko's aprtment, Aang and Zuko are alone)
Zuko: Look what I got. (Pulls out videotape)
Aang: You took that! Why?
Zuko: I don't need him crying over this because he lost Katrina to a real man. I need to wath this. No, I can't. Watch this for me. (Shoves tape in Aang's hands)
Aang: Okay, I will, but I won't be enjoying this. (Puts tape in VCR)
Zuko: Why do I hear cheering?
Aang: It's just a four-elements game! Firebenders against waterbenders, and two Dallas radio stations!
Zuko: (Looks at screen) Wow, that's a relief. (Tape cuts to two people having sex, and Aang jumps on Zuko, shielding his eyes. Katrina comes in.)
Katrina: Is that Jacob? (Aang jumps on Katrina too, shielding her eyes.)

(In apartment later)
Katrina: Where did you get that tape?
Zuko: Jacob's apartment. Why did you like him. He probably just sits at a bar wiht friends discussing politics and mustaches.
KAtrina: Is this aboutyou not being to grow a mustache?
Zuko: No, it's that your ex-boyfriend is watching a sex tape of you.
Katrina: Well, you must not be a real man. Why would you watch a sex tape of me and my ex? Trying to come up with new moves?
Zuko: What? - No - i mean - I can grow a mustache.
Katrina (sternly): Why did you take it?
Zuko: I didn't want a real man crying over you, watching the sex even thought you're married.
Katrina: He's not are real man. Why would a real man spend time crying over me, wishing to nail me...
Zuko: The point?
Katrina: Do you know why you're special to me?
Aang: He's the youngest guy you've ever dated?
KAtrina: (Stares at Aang for a second) True, BUT (Turns back to Zuko) I chose you . I love you. That's why I married you.
Zuko: Good to know.
Aang: I guess you're not mad anymore about Jacob screwing her, her potato shoes flying off...
KAtrina: Potato shoes? NEVER! Let me see that. (Turns on tape) That's not me!
Zuko: What a relief! Isn't that Katrina? Katrina?
KAtrina: That bastard! YOU know how rude it is to tape over me?! I was way better than her!!!!!!!!!

okay this thread went really this far..... I can't even find my quote.!!!!!!!! dang it!!!!! if you see just seen it to me. thank you. but here another one....
Avatar ...behind the show!!!
sokka. That's its airhead, you and me one on one. right now!!!!!
AAng wait what!!! i don't wanna fight you. besides i'll beat really fast.
sokka. Oh yeah?
Aang. yeah!!!
katara. what's going on here.
Aang. nothing!!!
Zuko. So hey katara how a date?
Katara. Okay.
Zuko. pick up you at 6;00pm?
Aang. okay what's going on here!!!??
katara/ Nothing aang. Zuko was just asking me out.
director. No dateing the water bender girl!!!
Aang. that bender has a name!!!
katara. It's okay aang i'll take from here.......
this one is not that funny but feel free to continue.....

Zuko (to Aang): WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Aang: I just said - WHOA! (Zuko blasts fire) You know it's true! You just have to live with it!
Zuko: Take it back! (Aims another fireball)
Aang: No! You have to live with yourself! Just because mine is bigger - (Zuko's eyes get big and he blasts more fire at Aang)
Aang: That's it! (Throws air ball at Zuko)
Katara: What going on here?!
Zuko: Shut your mouth you fugly whore!
Aang: Don't call her that you SoaB! (Aang and Zuko start fighting)
Katara (crying): Mommy!
Aang: You made Katara cry!
Zuko: Like I give a damn! (They continue fighting)
Katara (softly crying): Stop fighting! Who knows what - (Zukop fires at Aang while Aang fires at zuko, and the two elements meet each other and go in the same direction to the side.)
Katara: Oh no! It's going to kill that kid!
Stan: OMG - They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
KAtara: (Runs between Zuko and Aang) Stop, Stop, STOP! (They stop) Look what you did! You killed that poor kid! What is this fighting all about?!
Zuko: He said I had a small penus.
Katara: Aang! What id you say that for? You know, that - OMG you're right!

Zuko: Uncle, are you sure this speech will get the fangirls off my back?
Iroh: Of course it will. They only chase you because you refuse them. If you tell them you're happy because of them, they'll leave you alone.
Zuko: I hope you're right. I'm desperate...*steps off ship and goes behind a podium*
Fangirls: IT'S ZUKO!!!!!!!! *squeal*
Zuko: Everyone, I have a confession to make. I'm gay.
Fangirls: *gasp*
Zuko: I'm gay because of you fangirls. The way you chase me all the time...*realizes why everyone is so shocked* UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!! *breathes fire*
Iroh: Got ya!
Zuko: No tea for you!
Iroh:

Oh, it took me twenty minutes to figure out what you were saying (the explaining part). I thought you were saying that Zuko was telling the fangirls he was homosexual but they took it as happy. Now I see it's the other way.

(Katara, Katrina, and Demi *a friend of mine and a model (models for Limited Too)* are out on the apartment deck.)
Katara: I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Aang.
Demi: I imagine him crying.
Katrina: Trust me - he does.
Katara: I always thought he's hurt you since he's so energetic.
Katrina: During - he hurts you, after - he cries. Did I not make that clear?
Demi: Eric?
Katara: Wow, talk about HOT.
Katrina: Trust me - it isn't.
Demi: I almost made him have sex with me.
Katrina: What about Sokka?
Demi: Oh $h*t!
Katrina: OMG, that sounds so good, and he is I tell you!
Demi: Just imagine him in bed!
Katara: NO, I DON'T WANT TO! Stop talking about my brother that way!
Katrina: I mena just the way he touches you -
Demi: Oh yeah!
Katara OH NO! Wait - Katrina, how do you know what the sex would be like for each guy. (Katara and Demi both stare at Katrina.)
Katrina: Er - They post that stuff on their MySpaces.
Demi: I need to go.
Katrina: Why? Climbing through Mike's window and having sex last night makes tou tired? (Both gawk at Katrina.)
Demi: How did you know that?
Katrina: I had a dream the night before and I figured that it's true. I'm psychic you know.
Katara: What about your boyfriend? He's nice.
Katrina: I had a dream last night you were going to break his heart.
Demi: Good idea! (Runs off)
Katara: Oh no! He was such a sweetie!
Katrina: And such a good lover!
Katara: Any more dreams to tell to ruin a person's life?
Katrina: Yeah, I had a dream Eric was there (points across the street to a window in a building) having sex with a hooker - OH LOOK! Someone's having sex with a hooker!
Katara: Let me see! (Both stare) Do you think we know him? He looks familiar.
Katrina: (squints eyes)Kinda looks like a young George Lopez.

If anyone hears anything about a Limited Too model (Demi Perkins), please tell me. I suspect hse's either dead or pregnant (the climbing throught the window thing and having sex was true, but it was her who dreamed it the night before she did it).

What? Wait, i didn't get the speech or the explanation... what?

Ooooooh... ok, i get the explanation but i still can't get the punchline...

Oh! *gets punched* I get it! Haha!

Continued from the dog show...

Aang: The Best in Show judging is finally here! From the toy group *I think it is, but it might be from the nonsporting group*, it's Clementine the Shih Tzu! Is that how you really spell it? I always thought it was a cuss word.
Eric: I don't know, but she sure looks like a bit#h to me. *a female dog and the other meaning*(Aang and Eric laugh) OMG, is she pregnant?!
Aang: Whoa, you're right! She is one dammed bit#h)! *A dam is a mother dog* (Both laugh again) Do you think @$$ has to do anything with a dog?
Eric: Of course.
Aang: What?
Eric: The dog's behind. (Both laugh again)
Aang: Ooh, now here comes Pat the Wire-haired Dachshund!
Eric: Pat the wire-haired weiner dog. (Both are silent)

Guys, please post more, or this thread WILL die.

There are fanboys? *Poster of Zuko behind him* What? What the devil are you looking at? *Rolls it up* BLAST!