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    supersonicfan01

    [101]Dec 29, 2005
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    *Zuko, Aang and Sokka are in one of the boats room eating popcorn and Iroh comes in.*

    Iroh: Guess who just got enough $ to go to a fancy restaurant!

    Sokka: Huggy bear?

    Iroh: No, ME. I donated my 'love nectar' and got a whole bunch of money!

    Zuko: They actually took something so old?

    Aang: I did it today too and got all this popcorn.

    *Everyone stops and turns to him.*

    Aang: What?

    Sokka: You mean THIS popcorn? The one you've been touching and eating all morning?

    Aang: Yeah?

    *Everyone gags*
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    karatewolfpunk

    [102]Dec 29, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *Zuko, Aang and Sokka are in one of the boats room eating popcorn and Iroh comes in.*

    Iroh: Guess who just got enough $ to go to a fancy restaurant!

    Sokka: Huggy bear?

    Iroh: No, ME. I donated my 'love nectar' and got a whole bunch of money!

    Zuko: They actually took something so old?

    Aang: I did it today too and got all this popcorn.

    *Everyone stops and turns to him.*

    Aang: What?

    Sokka: You mean THIS popcorn? The one you've been touching and eating all morning?

    Aang: Yeah?

    *Everyone gags*


    OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! I think I get it now. No wait, I don't get the popcorn thing.

    Sokka: Aang, you have to talk to Katara.
    Aang (eating a bagel): Telling her that I like her is embarrassing enough!
    Suki: You HAVE to tell her.
    Katara (Coming into apartment): Hey you guys! (Aang drops the bagel and goes into bathroom before she can see him). What's going on? *She's pregnant with Zuko's baby, and I got this idea from Friends*
    Suki: Are you going to talk to Aang soon?
    Katara: He's been ignoring me, I just wish things will go back to normal. Just tell him that. (Sees bagel on the floor) Whose is that? Oh, were you playing a game?
    Suki: Yes.
    Katara: Was Sokka naked?
    Suki: Yes.
    Katara: Um - Ws it some kind of ring-toss game?
    Sokka: We were not playing a game!!!!!
    Katara: Oookay! (Leaves and Aang comes back out)
    Sokka: Did you hear?
    Aang: Yeah, (picks up bagel) are you sure this can fit? The hole looks a little small. (About to eat again then throws it on floor) WHOA! I almost forgot!
    Sokka: WE DID NOT PLAY THAT GAME!

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Suki: Katara, make something up so Aang will talk to you!
    Katara: What do I talk about?
    Suki: Maybe something happened at work! (Aang comes in)
    Katara: Oh Aang, you're here!
    Aang (nervously): Yeah, hey Katara.
    Suki: I have to do stuff. (Runs into another room)
    Katara: Er - I have a problem at work.
    Aang: Oh, what is it?
    Katara: It has to do with - my boss and my baby!
    Aang: Sure, what is it?
    Katara: My boss - er -
    Aang: Yes?
    Katara: My boss - er - wants to buy my baby.
    Aang: WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened? When you mentioned you boss and baby I thought you were talking about you maternity leave!!!
    Katara: Oh, that would have been a much simpler problem.
    Aang: How did this happen?!
    Katara: My boss was drunk and he asked me if he could buy my baby.

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Boss: May I help you?
    Aang: No one goes around buying other people's babies!!!!!

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Suki: What did you tell Aang?
    Katara: Oh, nothing important. (Aang comes in room)
    Aang: Don't worry Katara. I took care of it, your bos will be asking for no one's babies anymore. (Sokka, Suki, and Katara gasp)
    Katara: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Aang, what did you do?! My boss didn't want to buy my baby!
    Aang: What! Why did you lie to me?!
    Katara: So you would talk to me again!! Now I'm gonna lose my job!!! What am I going to do for money?!
    Sokka: You could always sell your baby.
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    supersonicfan01

    [103]Dec 29, 2005
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    LOL! That last part was hilarious!

    (Highlight for hidden parts.)

    And about the popcorn thing. Iroh sold his sperm for money, then Aang shouts out he did the same thing that very morning for popcorn. The thing is, that when you donate that stuff (Guys only)you have to do it manually if you know what i mean. Aang did it manually too, and had been eating and touching the SAME popcorn that Suko and Sokka had been eating. So, Aang touched his penis when donating his 'stuff', then touched the popcorn he got, then Zuko and Sokka ate it. So it's like they're eating-- well i'm sure you get it now.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [104]Dec 29, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    LOL! That last part was hilarious!

    (Highlight for hidden parts.)

    And about the popcorn thing. Iroh sold his for money, then Aang shouts out he did the same thing that very morning for popcorn. The thing is, that when you donate that stuff (Guys only)you have to do it manually if you know what i mean. Aang did it manually too, and had been eating and touching the SAME popcorn that Suko and Sokka had been eating. So, Aang touched his when donating his 'stuff', then touched the popcorn he got, then Zuko and Sokka ate it. So it's like they're eating-- well i'm sure you get it now.


    I didn't get it at all the first time. The second time, I got what they were donating. I didn't know how guys donated, so I couldn't have gotten it. THNX! THat long thing I wrote was from Friends season 8 third disk (on DVD).
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    supersonicfan01

    [105]Dec 29, 2005
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    So you're a girl?


    (I saw an episode of Friends once, the closest i came to something like what you wrote was from 'the one with the red sweater'.)
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    karatewolfpunk

    [106]Dec 29, 2005
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    yeah, that was in the 8th season too. so, you just found out i was a girl? wierd... i just found out how guys have sex with each other! er - not really - i didn't understand a single word.
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    supersonicfan01

    [107]Dec 29, 2005
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    So you still didn't get the joke?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [108]Dec 29, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    So you still didn't get the joke?


    I got the joke. It's just that I don't know a few words which could have told me how homo guys have sex with each other (this is from a another site message boards discussing gay people, but I don't know what tha has to do with this). I do get your joke, but I'm interested to see what guys have to do to get the things.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [109]Dec 29, 2005
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    Do you know what's so ironic? I just watched a Friends episode where it first mentions Joey donating his stuff!
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    supersonicfan01

    [110]Dec 29, 2005
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    There's also an episode like that in That '70s show. You should blank out that word...
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    karatewolfpunk

    [111]Dec 30, 2005
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    *Sokka and Suki can't have a baby, so they put the reproductive stuff in Katara. She is now trying to find out if she's pregnant*

    Suki: So what is it?
    Katara: It's negative.
    Sokka: Oh.
    Suki: Maybe that was for the best. I mean (starts crying) maybe we aren't ready for a child!
    KAtara: It's positive.
    Sokka and Suki: What?!
    KAtara: I lied. It's positive!
    Suki: That's great! Why did you lie?
    Katara: To see if you really wanted a baby! Now I know you do! YAY!
    Suki: This is great!
    Katara: I know!
    Sokka: My sister is going to have my baby! (They all hug)

    I got that from Friends too. Frank Jr. (Phoebe's half-brother) and Alice (his WAY older wife) have Phoebe give them their baby. Lisa Kudrow was really pregnant, and it was great towards Phoebe wierdness!
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    supersonicfan01

    [112]Dec 30, 2005
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    Oh yeah! I saw part of that episode! They put four embryos inside of her and they had only 25% chance of attaching to wherever they were supposed to attach. that was a good one.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [113]Dec 31, 2005
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    Sokka, Katara, Zuko, Iroh, and Aang are watching a home video of themselves.

    Aang: Wow KAtara! You were that fat?!
    Katara: The camera adds ten pounds!
    Zuko: How many cameras were there?!
    Katara (sarcastically): Very Funny!
    Sokka: Then how big is Iroh in magazines with all the paparazzi?
    Iroh: I'm not fat, there are so many cameras on me that it adds weight. Watch. (Shuts room door)
    Katara: Sexy.

    I know that's stupid! Just someone please write!
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    supersonicfan01

    [114]Dec 31, 2005
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    I would, but i'm out of stuff...
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    karatewolfpunk

    [115]Dec 31, 2005
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    My name is Katrina and my age is the truth. Eric is sluggmunki_tx.

    (Zuko and Katrina, and Eric and Katara come out from seperate rooms from doing naughty things)
    Katrina: Zuko, I have to tell you something. I'm thirteen years old.
    Zuko: What? I thought you were nineteen!
    Katrina: So did Eric.
    Eric: Haha, I could have told you that.
    Katrina: Katara, Eric is twenty.
    Katara: What?! You told me you were fifteen! Was that your excuse for being small?! I feel like a total slut! You're a pedaphilor!
    Katrina: He isn't. You're just six years apart. Iroh is a pedaphilor.
    Zuko: My uncle isn't!!!!
    Eric: Yes he is, just hear him and Jun in the next room. Wow, she can sure scream.
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    supersonicfan01

    [116]Jan 1, 2006
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    Katara: SOKKA! Did you use up all of my hand lotion again?

    Sokka: (From bathroom.) Um.......... NO!
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    avatarlover

    [117]Jan 1, 2006
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    does there have to be so much stuff on sex here??? T_T
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [118]Jan 1, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    My name is Katrina and my age is the truth. Eric is sluggmunki_tx.

    (Zuko and Katrina, and Eric and Katara come out from seperate rooms from doing naughty things)
    Katrina: Zuko, I have to tell you something. I'm thirteen years old.
    Zuko: What? I thought you were nineteen!
    Katrina: So did Eric.
    Eric: Haha, I could have told you that.
    Katrina: Katara, Eric is twenty.
    Katara: What?! You told me you were fifteen! Was that your excuse for being small?! I feel like a total slut! You're a pedaphilor!
    Katrina: He isn't. You're just six years apart. Iroh is a pedaphilor.
    Zuko: My uncle isn't!!!!
    Eric: Yes he is, just hear him and Jun in the next room. Wow, she can sure scream.


    *screams* AAHHHHHH! What are you doing to me?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [119]Jan 1, 2006
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    The sex is optional, I was in a really sexual mood when writing (actually I'm almost always in a sexual mood). Eric, sorry about all of that, I was having fun. If everyone takes a close look, lots of my quotes are sattires (of other shows, people, life). I don't know why I like writing sattires, but I just always come up with them. Today I made a life-or-death decision, but I held it off, I'll only reconsider if I'm unhappy at age 25. Nobody cares what I'm talking about, or probably don't know. Who cares? I don't even know life.
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    supersonicfan01

    [120]Jan 1, 2006
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    avatarlover wrote:
    does there have to be so much stuff on sex here??? T_T


    No... but seeing as my ideas come from That '70s Show, which makes repeated sexual comments and jokes, i'm bound to do this stuff. Sorry...
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