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    sluggmunki_tx

    [81]Dec 22, 2005
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    firesoldier1234 wrote:
    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *Zuko and Katara are alone in a room and Iroh is listening through the door.*

    Zuko: Ok, here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.
    Katara: Oh, aren't they nice and firm?
    Zuko: Yes... Now grab my banana!
    Katara: Oh, it's huge!
    Iroh: (bursting through the door) All right you perverts, stop it right now... Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever been having sex?


    OMG LOL!


    Word.


    WTF? I laughed so hard I fell out of the chair.
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    AngelTails2

    [82]Dec 22, 2005
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    AngelTails2 wrote:
    Katara: Aang how do I look?
    Aang: *looking at Sokka* Beautiful.

    Aang: Sokka how old are you?
    Sokka: 16
    Aang: So you a like developed already.
    Sokka: What?
    Aang: Is this long enough? *Pulls down Pants*
    Sokka: For Katara?
    Aang: No, for you.
    Sokka: heck yeah! *Pulls his pants down* How you like this long HOT dog.
    Aang: Oh yeah.
    *Sokka bends down to suck..you know what*
    *Suddenly naked Zuko comes and puts his hot dog inside Sokka.*
    *Then Iroh comes in and then puts his in Zuko*
    *Momo gets right behind Appa's butt and shakes back and forth*
    *Katara hears some moaning and groaning*
    *She heads to where they are*
    Katara: What are you guys doing!
    Everyone: Playing a game.
    Katara: Okay, then how did you guys find out about that "game"?
    Everyone: Internet.


    Got more

    Sokka: *to Yue*I think you like girls.
    Yue: I like men. Pulls down pants and there's a hot dog there.
    Sokka: Come here boyfriend.

    Zuko: Are you sure this is a part of my training? *is naked bending down*
    Iroh: Yes I need to inspect your dog, and your cookies. An old proverb says, "With a perfect dog and a perfect hole comes a pleasent and perfect Firebender*
    *Takes off clothes too*
    Zuko: Uncle, for a fat guy you have a very sex...*gets hot dogged*

    Aang: Sokka my glider is actually a gaint *dog* *puts down pants and put it up his hole*
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    karatewolfpunk

    [83]Dec 23, 2005
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    It's wierd how people come up with these...

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    (Zuko in to the room looking glum)
    Iroh: What's wrong Prince Zuko?
    Zuko: I couldn't catch the Avatar.
    Iroh: It's alright, you will catch him someday.
    Zuko: But I have some good news.
    Iroh: What is it?
    Zuko: I saved lots of money by switching to Geico!

    15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Lots of people write those spoofs.

    I don't know why I'm telling anyone this, but one time my mom , sisters, and I went to a fast-food restaurant (forgot which). My mom ordered a burger with no cheese. The people screwed up and put cheese on the burger, but not just that - they gave her a burger with no meat.
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    supersonicfan01

    [84]Dec 24, 2005
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    I think i know you from somewhere karatewolfpunk.......... were you in the bored threads?

    Iroh: Hey guys, what's up with Katara?

    Sokka: What do you mean?

    Iroh: Well, she was bending over to get some water-- hehe... get it? BENDING over? To get some WATER?

    *Nobody laughs*

    Iroh: You guys are as***, I know that it IS funny. Anyway, i noticed her robe was going inside her(Car honks) so i got closer and pulled it out. She stood up rather quickly and slapped me.

    Zuko: Is THAT what the red spot in your face is?

    Iroh: Yes, what did you think it was?

    Sokka: Well, you know how everytime you get 'lucky', and you try to (Honk honk) your date's third base with your mouth, but everytime you get to third base, you get unlucky and find out it was um.......... ok, how do i put this so the feminists outside don't beat me up?

    Zukko: You find out it was the week of her (Horse neys)and it all blows up in your face?

    Iroh: So? I get unlucky. Anyway, later i saw that this other guy did the same thing as me, so i got him out of the way really quickly because katara doesn't like her robe getting pulled out of her (Honk honk), so i went and put it back in.

    *Everyone bursts into laughter*

    Aang: Ok, someone is gonna have to explain that one to me, i couldn't hear anything with those tubas and honks.
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    avatarlover

    [85]Dec 24, 2005
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    firesoldier1234 wrote:
    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *Zuko and Katara are alone in a room and Iroh is listening through the door.*

    Zuko: Ok, here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.
    Katara: Oh, aren't they nice and firm?
    Zuko: Yes... Now grab my banana!
    Katara: Oh, it's huge!
    Iroh: (bursting through the door) All right you perverts, stop it right now... Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever been having sex?


    OMG LOL!


    Word.


    WTF? I laughed so hard I fell out of the chair.

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    supersonicfan01

    [86]Dec 24, 2005
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    Bump. Keep this alive!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [87]Dec 26, 2005
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    Katara passed a dude playing the sungi on his front porch, and it was pouring heavily.
    "Why don't you go inside so you won't get wet?" she asked.
    "There's a leak in the roof," the man replied.
    "Why don't you fix it?"
    "Because it's raining."
    "Why don't you fix it on a sunny day?"
    "Because then it's not leaking!" he exclaimed.
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    supersonicfan01

    [88]Dec 26, 2005
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    LOL!
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    FreakishChild

    [89]Dec 26, 2005
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    Zuko wanted to be a good ruler
    Zuko tried to stop the sacrifice of the 41st division
    Zuko refused to fight his father
    Zuko was fiercely loyal
    And he was maimed and banished for it!
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    avatarlover

    [90]Dec 26, 2005
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    FreakishChild wrote:
    Zuko wanted to be a good ruler
    Zuko tried to stop the sacrifice of the 41st division
    Zuko refused to fight his father
    Zuko was fiercely loyal
    And he was maimed and banished for it!

    yea that was sad. i cried with my super Zuko-crazed fangirl friend in that part.

    i like the leaky roof guy. ^^ lol!
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    ToonGal

    [91]Dec 26, 2005
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    Iroh (singing and kneeling): Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. Four seasons, four loves. Four seasons, four loves.
    Jun: That song isn't gonna win me over, Iroh.
    Iroh: Aw, c'mon!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [92]Dec 27, 2005
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    ToonGal wrote:
    Iroh (singing and kneeling): Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. Four seasons, four loves. Four seasons, four loves.
    Jun: That song isn't gonna win me over, Iroh.
    Iroh: Aw, c'mon!...


    ...Everybody fell in love with it. Just look at sluggmunki_tx!

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    Katara: I'm sweatier than a whore in church!

    (one of our family friends moved to georgia and their daughter heard someone say that at school and she used it at a baseball game in front of her mom who said it was best not to say that (of course the girl didn't know what it meant))
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    mellomuse

    [93]Dec 27, 2005
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    avatarlover wrote:
    FreakishChild wrote:
    Zuko wanted to be a good ruler
    Zuko tried to stop the sacrifice of the 41st division
    Zuko refused to fight his father
    Zuko was fiercely loyal
    And he was maimed and banished for it!

    yea that was sad. i cried with my super Zuko-crazed fangirl friend in that part.



    Ditto to both of you. I was OK almost to the end, but for some reason I totally lost it (still do) after the scene where Zuko and Aang stare at each other. I had to escape to the kitchen so my family wouldn't see that a CARTOON made me cry.
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    supersonicfan01

    [94]Dec 27, 2005
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    (Everyone is at a dinner table and Katara and Zuko get urges)

    Zuko: Uh... i left my wallet in the boat. Katara? *Goes to boat*

    Katara: Uh... i left my... sex with Zuko in the boat. *Goes to boat*

    -------------------------------

    Katara: How about we do it in your castle now?

    Zuko: No, it doesn't have a roof. What if a plane flew by?!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [95]Dec 27, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    (Everyone is at a dinner table and Katara and Zuko get urges)

    Zuko: Uh... i left my wallet in the boat. Katara? *Goes to boat*

    Katara: Uh... i left my... sex with Zuko in the boat. *Goes to boat*

    -------------------------------

    Katara: How about we do it in your castle now?

    Zuko: No, it doesn't have a roof. What if a plane flew by?!


    LOL!

    (Sokka listening through door)
    Zuko: Want a hotdog?
    Katara: You know how much I love your's. Make sure it's extra juicy.
    Zuko: Sure thing. Want lemonade with it?
    Sokka (bursts through door): All right Zuko, get off my sister! (Zuko has a hotdog and a glass of lemonade in hand) You mean you weren't going to have sex? Whatever. Back to watching homsexuals make out.
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    supersonicfan01

    [96]Dec 27, 2005
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    That one seemed familiar, but it was good!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [97]Dec 27, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    That one seemed familiar, but it was good!


    I think it might have come from yours... well, it could have just been subconciously stuck in my head, and my mom, sisters, and I were at the theaters today and kept asking if we wanted hotdogs, and I saw a menu with lemonade on it. Oh yeah, I was wondering if I'd rather want to see female homos or male homos make out (I still can't decide).
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    supersonicfan01

    [98]Dec 27, 2005
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    Female. Definately. Or it could just be the little guy in my pants speaking, as said by Fez in some episode where his turned black due to him having ink on his hands. You get it.
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    supersonicfan01

    [99]Dec 28, 2005
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    Bump.
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    supersonicfan01

    [100]Dec 28, 2005
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    Yay i got the one-hundred post!

    Also, bump!
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