(Haru and Katara are going out, but last night she and Aang made out, but Haru doesn't know){think second season of Friends}
(Girls are chatting in a romantic setting drinking champagne)
Suki and Katrina: What was it like?
Katara: It was so romantic!!! The kiss was tense at first, but then it became soft, and his hands were on my waist, but they ran up my spine and throught my hair.
Suki and Katrina: Awwww.
(Different place, the guys are eating pizza and beer)
Aang: I kissed Katara last night.
Zuko: Cool.
Eric: Tongue?
Aang: Yes.
Zuko and Eric: Cool.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
(clap clap clap clap)
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
But
I'll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you (like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you (because you're there for me too)

*hahaha*

(Inside a coffee house, everybody is in, and Katara and Aang see each other for the first time since the kiss)
Katara: Hey you.
Aang: Hey.
Haru: (comes in) Katara! (Aang and Katara seperate)
KAtara: Hey Haru. (they kiss, and Aang looks away)
Aang: I have to go to work.
Haru: Girl still offering you $500 for you?
Aang (bouncing up and down): YES!!!! (Hops out of the coffee house)
Suki *works at coffee house*: Everybody, please give your attention to Katrina. (The entire place claps)
Katrina: (Comes up with guitar then clears throat) Thank you everyone. This song is about a love triangle between three fake people. (Katara, Eric, Suki, and Zuko exchange glances, but Haru is oblivious to all).

There's girl named Pleng,
Last night she kissed a man named - er - Fang,
But she already has a boyfriend...
(LAter in song, Katrina is slamming on her guitar in an unproffesional way)
...NOW PLENG MUST CHOOSE OVER HER BOYFRIEND OR THE ONE SHE REALLY LOVES! - EVEN THOUGH SHE IS NOT REAL,
SHE MUST CHOOSE!
SHE MUST CHOOSE!
SHE MUST CHOOSE WHO'S HER - er - KANGAROO!
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HER BOYFRIEND - POOROO! Thanks (Everyone breaks out in applause except Eric, Zuko, Suki, and Katara)

Sokka: Katara! There's a message on my celreal! It says: Oooooooooooooo...

Katara: Sokka, those are cheerios.

Sokka (to Eric): I can't believe you kissed Suki the same night I kissed her!!! (They walk into apartment where Katara *she's married to Eric* is)
Katara: Oh, when was this?
Eric: Last week, Suki and I got a little drunk... (KAtara's eyes get big) WHOA! (Freaks out) She actually believes me!!
Sokka: In college, when you and Suki came to our party. Eric got her drunk and kissed her, then he put her on my bed. I bent by it to pick up my wallet, and I accidentely kissed her. I was about to let go when I felt her kissing back.
Eric: Wait. Why would I put her on your bed if I was the one who made her unconscious? I put her on my bed.
Sokka: Then who...?
KAtara: OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?!
Sokka: You were my Suki's first kiss?!
Eric: What type of family did I marry into?!

Again, that was from Friends. One of my fav eppies - The One Where the Stripper Crys. Now this one is not...

(Aang coming back from the "bathroom" in eppie 14)
Sokka: Why are you so happy?
Aang: Er - When I was in there I -
Sokka: Don't even want to know!
Aang: (REally having to go now) I need to go again. (He runs to one and barges in on Aunt Wu and Katara) AAAAAHHHH!!! Oh, sorry. (Runs back to Sokka)
Sokka: What's the matter this time?
Aang (panting): Aunt Wu - Katara - they - they -
Sokka: Oh, yeah - it can get pretty nasty once they get more aggressive.

Since some ideas are coming from That 70's Show and Friends, I thought I would get an idea from another sitcom. Yes, it's from Seinfeld, my other favorite show.

Katara: Hey Aang.
Aang: Hey Katara. Whatcha doing here.
Katara: I thought I'd give you a gift this Christmas.
Aang: What did you give me?
*Katara hands Aang an envelope and opens it. It's a Christmas card*
Aang: Oh you got me a Christmas card with your picture on it. Thank you. How sweet are you?
Katara: Well it's just a card.
Aang: Who took your picture.
Katara: Sokka.
Aang: Wow! He did a good job. *notices something* Hmm...
Katara: What?
Aang: Did you look at this picture carefully?
Katara: Carefully, what are you talking about?
Aang: I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong...but I think I see...a nipple.
Katara: WHAT?! *takes a look*
Aang: Here. Take a look. *points* What, what is that?
Katara: *gasps* OH MY GOD! That's my nipple.
Aang: That's what I thought.
Katara: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people. My brother, Zuko, *gasps* Gran Gran, Iroh, Suki, Aunt Wu, King Bumi, Haru...
Aang: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!
Katara: I didn't know. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
*Sokka enters*
Sokka: Sup guys!
Katara: Have you seen the card?
Sokka: What card?
Katara: My Christmas card.
Sokka: Yeah, I took the picture.
Katara: Didn't you notice anything unusual about it?
Sokka: No.
Katara: Come here and take a look.
Sokka: *looks at the card* So.
Katara: So? What's that? *points*
Sokka: *not noticing* That's a nipple. *then realizes* Ooo...
Katara: Great! Didn't you see that?
Sokka: No, I didn't notice.
Katara: It's because you made me wear that stupid dress.
Aang: Well, maybe no one noticed it. Let me get Zuko and see if he has seen it.
Katara: No I don't want him looking.
Aang: Oh what's the difference. Everybody else you know has it.
*Sokka looks at the card and laughs*
Katara: Give me that. *takes the card away from him*
*Aang comes back with Zuko*
Zuko: Okay, what is it?
Aang: Here. *hands him the card* Take a look at this card and find anything unusual.
Zuko: Yeah. *looks at Katara* Your nipple is showing.
*Katara looks disgusted*
Aang: Okay.
Zuko: Anything else?
Aang: No.
Zuko: Okay, see you later.
*Katara still looks disgusted*
Aang: What? So what? It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them. *lifts up his shirt*
Sokka: *lifts up his shirt too* I got them too.
Aang: See? Everybody's got'em.

I wanted to put this in for the longest time. Yes, it came from Seinfeld (Season 4, Episode 13 "The Pick") which is an instant Seinfeld classic and every Sein-fan, including myself, knows this an a few other famous lines.

le lavatory (the bathroom)

Zuko: (knocks on bathroom door) What are you doing in there! it's 4:59 ?!?
Iroh: (pokes his head from behind door) Am I...not allowed to be in the bathroom at this time? You understand how...bladder affecting tea happens to be do you not?
Zuko: YOU PROMISED ME! (breathes) YOU SAID 4:30 - 5:00 was MY personal bathroom hour...half hour.
Iroh: Yes, yes, but you see I had an emergenc-
(clock chimes, 5:00)
Zuko: Oh poo, now I have to hold it in for another day...

yes, a bit lame. No, very lame but it came to me in a span of five minutes.

Zuko and Katara are looking at Aang's completely burned and dying body after his fight with the firelord.

Katara: Looks like he's not gonna make it!

Zuko: No! We can rebild him! We have the technology! But we don't want to spend a lot of money!

(That came from Family Guy, which came from the old show, 'The six million dollar man'.)

My family just found out I watch Family Guy, and they like it. My dad didn't like us watching Friends a year and more ago (my mom rolls her eyes when he says stuff like that, especially when he said Mr. and Mrs. Smith was too violent). I'm turning 14 on Feb. 9!!!!!

Aang (watching the Wheel of Fortune, the message reads OUNT RUSH ORE, and Sokka walks in): This guy is so stupid! It's Count Rushmore!
Sokka: Actually, it's Mount Rushmore.
Aang: Well, yeah? Then who was the guy who painted the faces on the mountain?

[Aang,Sokka,and Katara find themselves in the future]
Sokka: I'm hungry.
Katara: I don't think our money will work here Sokka.
Sokka: Then some1 needs to find a job. Maybe advertising or something.
Aang: *drinking from an Arrowhead bottle* But what could any of us possibly advertise?
Sokka: *staring at Aang* I...have no idea.
Katara: *slaps forehead and groans*

*Me having my bachelorette party with Suki and Katara in Katara's apartment, drinking tea and all mature and fancy*

Katrina: When's the stripper coming?
Suki: What?
Katrina: No such thing as a fun party without a stripper.
Katara: Aren't we a little too old for that?
Katrina: You guys are kidding, right? IF you aren't, this is the worst party ever.
Katara (to Suki): Get the phonebook.
Suki (reading a page): Wierd, why is the page with the strippers marked?
Katara: Since Eric was gone, I got a little bored. Please don't tell!
Suki: Okay, this guy looks good...

*Later*

(A knock on the door)
Suki (smiling): Who is it?
Man: It's the police.
Katara: (Jumps out of chair) The police!
MAn: I heard there was a naughty girl in here. (KAtrina happily points to herself, and Suki opens door, revealing Iroh)
Iroh: Wow, there were A LOT of stairs! I present to you Officer Good-Body!
Katrina (to Suki and Katara): You ordered me a middle-aged stripper!
Suki: We didn't know! We called him right after you asked!
Iroh: Everybody get comfortable, it might get a little hot in here.

I got that from the Friends episode The One Where the Stripper Crys (guest star Danny DeVito as the middle-age stripper)

Now, who here is willing to be my next stripper (please be a man, I'm not interested in naked women (or really any women at all), I see myself undressed everyday).

Doh! Now you got naughty thoughts in my mind by saying that! Do you know how quickly my mind developed a mental picture of (Gets hit with bat)

Person: I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, but this guy finds himself uncontious at the time for bad thoughts, please leave a message and he will respond as soon as he is able.

(Aang is in an arena with Fire Lord Ozai for the fate of the world)
Aang: I'm ready to defeat you.(Jumps into fighting stance)
Ozai: Good now choose your partner.
Aang: What?!
Announcer: It's time to play Temple! We're going to see if Fire Lord Ozai can deliver his father's task to rule the world, or if the Avatar can bring world peace again!
Aang: We're playing a word game to see what the world comes to?
Ozai: That's right, now creally choose your partner.
Aamg: (Looks at Katara who is frightened, Sokka who is sleeping, Suki who is trying to wake Sokka, Katrina who is totally drunk *I'm not right now*, and Eric who is really concentrated) I pick Eric!
Announcer: Eric, come on up here! (Eric obeys and stands by Aang)
Announcer: First round is Eric and Aang in Guess That Word!
Aang will receive the word and give hints to what it is to Eric! (The first word is CREAM)
Aang: Um - You put it into your coffee.
Eric: Sugar? Cheese? Snow? A GHOST?!
Aang: Er - It's white.
Eric: Sugar? Cheese? Snow? A GHOST?!
Announcer: Times up!
Aang (moodily): It was cream.
Eric: This is such a stupid game. I mean who would put a ghost in their coffee?

LOL!

Couldn't find your picture if my life depended on it.

Sokka: Ok Aang, if you really want to impress a girl, you gotta act, ALOOF.

Aang: Did you just call me... a LOOF? Because if you did, i'm going to have to kick your ass.

YAY! I used all three things from The One Where the Stripper Crys! They were the word game, Midnight Mystery Kisser, and the middle-aged stipper.