Sokka: All right, check out this bad boy. Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.
Katara: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Sokka: Games and stuff.

I haven't seen that episode yet, i got it from the episode QUOTE section here at the site. I've only watched a handful of episodes so far and it is a DARN good series! I'm gonna keep watching it. I think i saw this one where Phoebe 'finds' a police badge and acts like a cop. I don't quite have everyone's names yet, but i'm getting there!

Yeah, she makes a person apologize to a tree, and a cop finds her with his badge. It'd be easier to buy the season sets. I got this from Friends (actually all I write now is from tv shows):

*Katrina is at home ehile everybody else is somewhere else *the Phoebe at home thing with the friends in London* Aang is getting married, Katara is jealous.

Sokka: I can't stand this food!
Eric: I know! I just wanna get back home.
Sokka: The more we forget about home, the faster we'll be there.
Eric: Good idea. Let's watch tv so we can pass time without thinking about home. (On tv, the show is called HOME)
tv(theme song): Home is the place where you belong,The placewhere everybody knows your name, The place where you play with your friends, The place where the best food is served...
Sokka: I miss home!
(Katrina back home with Katara)
Katara: I'm going to stop Aang's wedding!
Katrina: NO YOU ARE NOT! (Stands up) Wait, my favorite show is on! (Sits back down while Katara is on her way to wherever)
(With Sokka and Eric, who are sitting quietly. Th ephone rings.)
Eric: Hello.
Katrina: KATARA IS HEADING OVER THERE TO STOP THE WEDDING! YOU AHVE TO STOP HER!
Sokka: Put it on speaker! (Eric obeys)
Katrina: SHE IS GOING OVER THERE TO STOP THE WEDDING!
Sokka: What are you eating?
KAtrina: A Sokka's Special. TWO pizzas. (Both boys moan)
Eric: WAIT KATRINA! I have to tell you something! I met this hot bridesmaid, and we totally hit it off last night -
Katrina: NO!
Eric: Don't worry Katrina, you're still my #1 girl.
KAtrina: NO! KATARA IS HEADING THERE TO RUIN THE WEDDING, YOU NEED TO -
Eric: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down. (Grabs a notepad and pen) Say it again.
KAtrina (slowly): Katara is heading over there to ruin Aang's wedding! You have to do stop her!
Eric: Okay (SLowly) Katara - coming - do - something. Okay, got it.
Katrina: Good. (Smiles) Now tell me about this girl.

Zuko: Wow, I have more angst than Hamlet!

Narator: The common human male.

*Sokka comes in to a room in a white and black motion picture.*

Sokka: *Reding note* Gone fishing, will be back later... Gee wilickers! I'm all alone? Hey! What's this? *Picks up nudie mag*

Narator: Sokka, is about to touch himself.

YAY TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!

(Katara and Eric are in bed. Eric is reading some boring stuff while Katara is waiting impatiently.)
Katara: Do you have any sexual fantasies?
Eric: (imagines Katara in a blue bikini) No.
Katara: You sure? YOu know if you tell me I might do it.
Eric: (looks up) I've always imagined you in a blue bikini.
Katara: Er - I don't want to do that.
Eric: You're willing to strip for me and then have sex, but you can't get into a blue bikini?
Katara: Anything turn you on - other than the blue bikini - just a little?
Eric: Uh - Have you seen Return of the Jedi?
Katara: Uh - Yeah?
Eric: Well, there was this one scene with Jabba the Hut in a prison cell. Then there was that fat worm guy -
Katara: (looks away) Wow, we are so different.
Eric: No, no no. Jabba had a prisoner (KAtara looks up), PRincess Leia - she was - wearing - wearing a gold bikini thing.
Katara: (smiles) You want me to dress up like Princess Leia, in a gold bikini?
Eric: Sure.

(In a coffee house on the couch.)
KAtara (to Katrina): Eric wants me to dress up like PRincess Leia in a gold bikini.
Katrina: Oh, that turned all of the guys on who were our age.
Katara: Really? Would you do that?
KAtrina: Of course. Whoa! (Gets so turned on)
Katara: Really, that good?
Katrina: No, it's just that I have my cellphone on vibrator. (Katara looks blankly at Katrina, while she takes her call.)
Eric: (Walks in) Hey Katara!
KAtara: Hey Eric. (Both kiss)
Katrina: Yo, Eric! (Grbs two bread baskets and puts then on sides of her head) Where is my Eric savior? There he is! (Eric gets mad) Oh. (She sees both of their faces and leaves.)
Eric: You told Katrina?
Katara: I'm sorry - it's just that girls tell each toher everything!
Eric: Why did you tell her, it's something that shouldn't be told!
KAtara: I'm sorry! YOu should really talk to your friends about everything.

(Eric and Sokka are sitting on same couch later that day when Katara, Katrina, and a crying MEng come in.)
Meng: Aang won't talk to me!
Katara: I never thought Aang would do something like that!
Katrina: Meng, you just have to put that behind you. That's what I did.
Katara: Wanna go home?
Meng: (Sobs) Okay - (looks at Eric) or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Eric rolls his eyes)
Sokka (once he and Eric are alone): What was that about?
Eric: I told KAtara of my Princess Leia fantasy.
Sokka: In the gold bikini? SO HOT!
Eric: Girlks tell each other everything!
Sokka (bored): Oh.
Eric: I mean everything - technique, stamina, girth -
Sokka: GIRTH?! Why - Why would they do that?
Eric: Katara says we should share are secrets. You first.
Sokka: Well, I'm having sex with a girl.
Eric: Yeah.
Sokka: During it, I get all of these images go through my head.
Eric: Me too.
Sokka: Then, my sister pops into my head. I'm like - sis, what are you doing here? but she doesn't leave and I can't stop what I'm doing, so It's kinda like -
Eric: Yeah?
Sokka: You know? YOU DON'T KNOW!
Eric: (Gets a disgusted look) OH! EEEWWWWWWW! Why - why do you think that?!
Sokka: I DON'T KNOW!

(Sokka walking through Aang's apartment.)
Aang: I bumped into Eric at the coffee house.
Sokka: Oh no.
Aang: Don't worry, I do the same thing.
Sokka: (Shows relief) Really?
Aang: Of course! I imagine your sister while I have sex too!

(Eric is in bed humming the Star Wars theme, and gets faster when Katara appears wearing a gold bikini.)
Katara: Now, here we go! Honey, what's wrong? (Sees Eric's startled face) Did I do my hair wrong?
Eric: Uh - No, no - it's not that.
Flower *in Eric's head*: Eric, what's the matter? You're freaking me out here.
Eric: (head turns away) I'm going to kill Sokka - That bastard ruined my life!

*Sokka just forgot something important*

Aang: THINK Sokka! Who stole the moon spirit? Who do you remember?

Sokka: I remember this really ugly guy trying to shave, but he kept cutting himself.

Katara: That was YOU this morning!

Sokka: I also remember this idiot dressed in blue... and this other guy with a goofy looking hairdo, oh! And this guy with a boomerang!

Katara: That's YOU!

Zuko: Don't worry guys, i've had this problem with him before, and there's SOMETHING that ALWAYS jogs his memory!

*Everyone is siting in a circle doing drugs*

Sokka: It was Iroh, man!

*Just finished reading all 20 pages of this forum*
*Is on the floor having a laughing fit*
*Choking for air* *Gasp* *Gasp*
I'm ok. Now for this forum it's hilarious!!
Ok I'm going to try now this is going to be done in chapters I'll do a new chapter every 3 hours or so.
Chapter one: I can explain!
(Aang and Sokka are talking. Aang is sitting on the couch and watching TV. Sokka is laying in bed and under the covers is a large hump)
Sokka: Soo, when are you are you going to talk to Katara.
Aang: I don't know.
Sokka: Come on I admitted my feelings.
Aang: What? To who?
Sokka: Ummm.... I was not supposed to say. I was not supposed to say that.
*There is a moan from somewhere. It sounded like....*
Aang: Is that Zuko??
All of a sudden the hump on the bed bolts up.
Zuko: Who called me?
*Aang has a very confused look on his face*
Sokka: Aang it's not what you think.
*Aang runs out of the room.*
He runs into Katara *who is just wearing a towel*
Aang: Hi Katara.
Katara: Oh Hi Aang.
Aang: Why are you wearing a towel?
Katara: I can explain I ummm...... Ran out of clothes.
Aang: Oh I need to tell you something
I....I.....I...... I Like you.
Katara: Oh Aang I need to tell you something.
Aang: I can't think about anything other than you.
*Aang kisses her Katara still had to tell him something but she kisses him back*
Aang: Katara I love you.
Katara: Aang I have to tell you something.
Aang: Me too your brother is gay.
Katara: What?!
She storms out and goes into the room where Aang was with Sokka before.
*there is a shriek*
Katara: Zuko!!
Zuko: Katara!!
*Appearantly Sokka and Zuko were FOOLING around*
Katara: How could you!
Zuko: I can explain.
*Katara starts to waterbend*
Zuko: Oh (beep)
To be continued....
I made up this story as I wrote it I wanted it to be funny but it isn't oh well I'm still going to continue.

You go air_gurl13!

(Katrina walks in on Katara and Eric having sex.)
Katrina: ERIC, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Katara: What are you talking about?
Katrina (starts crying): You think our sex last night was nothing?! Then you just bang her when you said you loved me! How could you have been cheating on me?!
Katara: WHAT?! KATRINA, YOU HAVE BEEN DOING MY HUSBAND?! (Turns to Eric) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, ERIC?!
Eric: What are you talking about?!
Katara (in tears): Did you marry me because I am so hot?! or because you love me?!
Eric: Katara, I love you!
Katara: THEN WHY WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Eric: I HAVEN'T BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!!
Katara: EXPLAIN KATRINA!
Eric: YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BELIEVE HER?! SHE'S CRAZY! SHE'S INTERESTED IN MY GIRTH!
KAtara: (Eyes widen) AND YOU GAVE IN! (Pulls off wedding ring) YOU CAN HAVE THIS STUPID RING!
Eric: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID B*T#H IN THE WORLD! (Takes off ring)
Katrina: Wow, guys, I was just kidding. I TRICKED YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!! (Skips merrily out of room leaving Eric and Katara in shock)

Okay the chapters continue.
I've decided to call this Above and Beyond (For no reason at all it just sounds cool)
Chapter 2- WHAT!!
We last left our characters with Katara starting to waterbend on Zuko after Aang told her that Sokka was gay. She was furious to find Zuko with him.
*Katara formed the water into a giant hand and started slapping Zuko*
Katara: How could you, you told me that you loved me!!
Zuko: Oh wait I could explain.
Aang and Sokka: WHAT!!
Katar: Oh Aang I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen.
Aang: How could you I thought that.....
Katara: Oh Aang I didn't mean to.
*Aang was so mad that his Avatar spirit activated*
Katara: Aang stop I'm so sorry!
Aang: (His voice is kind of like echoing) I opened up to you and what do you do? You betray me!
*Suddenly a tornado forms in the room*
Zuko: Avatar calm down!
Aang: You don't tell what to do.
*He starts to airbend/waterbend (By this time Aang has mastered waterbending) He hits Zuko with a force of icy wind. Zuko then slams into the wall and gets knocked out unconcious*
Katara and Sokka: Zuko!
*Katara stares at Sokka*
Katara: Sokka how could you?!
Sokka: Katara I can explain!
Katara: To bad, to late!!
*Katara waterbends and surrounds Sokka in like a cage of spikes*
Sokka: Aaaahhhhh!!!
*Aang was still in the Avatar spirit stage*
Katara: Aang calm down I can explain everything!
Aang: WHAT!! What do you mean explain, you have already explained yourself by attacking your own brother!
Katara: You're right I should've never done that.
*Suddenly there is a toilet flush*
Iroh: What's all that racket have Sokka and Zuko started without me.
*Katara has a look of disbelief on her face*
To be continued.......
Well there is chapter 2 sorry it took so long I was thinking about how to continue it. Okay all comments are accepted.

Wow, I guess they're having a three-some?

(Katara is outside Katrina's yacht and crying.)
Katrina: (Opens door) Sweetie *as in friend*, what's wrong?
Katara: Eric, Zuko, and I were supposed to have a three-some, but they started without me and wouldn't stop, nobody how much I yelled. I can't believe Eric's gay!
KAtrina: You didn't know? It was so obvious!
Katara: What?!
Katrina: Remember before you were married, you saw Zuko in Eric's bed?
KAtara: Yeah, but Zuko told me that he had a bad dream.
KAtrina: Them making out all over the place?
Katara: Zuko says he has a breathing problem.
Katrina: Showering together?
Katara: They can't reach certain places.
KAtrina: Touching each other's penuses?
Katara: What?!
Katrina: No wait - I paid them to do that! Eric and Zuko telling you they're gay?
Katara: Oh, I thought they meant they were happy, then I said that I was really gay too.
Meng: (Pushes Katrina aside) Oh really?

This one and the last one (the tricking, fighting one) I made up entirely - no help from tv!

OMG! just NOW i get that joke about the gay thing! I had forgotten that Gay can mean you like men, or that you're happy! OMG! I guess i didn't really get the joke back then.