(KAtrina, Eric, Katara, and Aang are eating food.)
KAtara: Aang, you're eating your hotdog with lemonade?
Aang: You should try it.
Eric (looking at his hotdog *the food*): These hotdogs are small! They should make them at least two inches bigger!

I'm sorry that I haven't been on for long I was thinking of something.
I know that Chapter 3 brought much confusion to you guys. I hope Chapter 4 will clear things up such as why Zuko, Sokka, Iroh, and Eric where having a four-some. Also why Katrina called from the Playboy Magazine for an Awesome Four-some photoshoot. Ok here goes.
Chapter 4 -
We last left our characters with Iroh and Eric showing up from nowhere. Katara was furious and Aang's Avatar Spirit stopped and was knocked out. Katrina called from the Playboy Magazine stating that Zuko, Eric, Iroh, and Sokka were picked for the Awesome Four-some Photoshoot.
......................
Katara: *In a false sweet voice* Katrina this is a bad time could you call back later.
Katrina: Ok I'll call at 8. Bye.
Katara: Bye.
*Katara turns around*
Katara: Eric! Explain yourself!!
Eric: I didn't do it on purpose! I was just looking for some exciement.
Katara: EXCITEMENT!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXCITEMENT???!!!!! AM I NOT EXCITING ENOUGH FOR YOU!!! WHAT ABOUT THE THING WE DID YESTERDAY?! I WORKED ON THAT FOR DAYS!?
Eric: Really? It was kind of weak for me.
*Katara begins waterbending*
Eric: Oh s*** I should have known that marrying someone who plays with magic water was trouble.
Katara: IT'S CALLED WATERBENDING!! *does the water whip and knocks out Eric*
Iroh: Calm down Katara.
Zuko: Yes calm down Katara.
Katara: How dare you even talk to me? *knocks out Zuko*
Iroh: I guess I better go.
Katara: You don't move. You and Zuko!? Ewwww
Iroh: Well me and Zuko didn't do it. It was me with everyone else except him. What's the matter with me seeing my nephew naked I must know if he's maturing properly.
Katara: Whoa! Too much info!
Iroh: Anyway I'm going to go drink some tea. I'm exausted. *he exits the room*
*Aang wakes up*
Aang: What's going on? Katara what happened? *He looks around and sees water all over Zuko and Sokka*
Aang: Katara were you waterbending?
Katara: I can explain Aang. After you fainted I knocked out Eric, Zuko, and Sokka for having a foursome including Iroh he's having tea right now.
Aang: Whoa! They were having a foursome! *Walks over to the phone* Why is the last incoming call The Playboy Magazine? And why is it on speed dial?
Katara: Well The four got picked for the awesome foursome photoshoot.
Aang: Ewwwww
*The phone rings* *Everyone wakes up*
Zuko, Eric, and Sokka: Its the Playboy Magazine.
Eric: Hello is this Katrina?
Katrina: Yes I'm suggesting this is Eric?
Eric Why yes it is.
Katrina: Well before we accept you guys we need to know some things about you guys. Sokka: Where's Iroh?
Iroh: I'm right here *Looks at Zuko* you seem to be on the small side when I was your age mines was much bigger than that.
Zuko: Uncle. Please.
Iroh: Oh ok I understand.
Katrina: Hello can I hear your interests please?
Eric: Well I play the trombone.
Sokka: *cough* Sucks *cough*
Eric: I also like to pretend to be a DJ and watch TV.
Sokka: *cough* weirdo *cough*
Eric: *gives him a nasty look*
Zuko: My turn I'm a firebender, so I put a little blaze on the bed.
Sokka: *cough* yeah right *cough*
Zuko: I'm also the prince of the firenation.
Sokka and Eric: *cough* banished *cough*
Zuko: Shut up!!
Iroh: Zuko calm down I like playing py-shon and like Gein-sang tea. I'm a retired general and firebender.
Sokka: *cough* ummm *cough*
Iroh: Thank you young warrior. What are your interests.
Sokka: Well I don't mean to brag or anything but I was the best warrior in my tribe.
Katara: *cough* out of 5 year olds *cough*
Sokka: Also I have a daughter named Mindy.
Eric, Katara, Zuko, Aang, Katrina, and Iroh: What?!!?
To be continued....
Whoa that's a long one! Who would want to reproduce with Sokka. Wait! I know but you'll have to wait for that in chapter 5.
Mwahahahaha!!

I can't really tell you what it's about. I HATE IT when my dad trys to seem what I'm doing!!!!!!! Demi is a friend of mine (first on Nick.com then Neopets). SHe's a model (models for Limited Too).

He always seems to walk in on me (or try to see what I'm doing) when I'm on the computer, and that ironically has to be when I'm looking at or writing something inappropriate, or when I'm getting turned on.

This has no assosiation with my chapters.
Gyatso: Ok young monk, we must practice.
Aang: Really? This is what I'm supposed to learn? Then learning is cool!
*Gyatso and Aang are on the tree with a pile of mini cakes next to them waiting for the four grumpy monks to walk by*
(Outside)
Monk 1: I see Gyatso isn't "teaching" the Avatar.
Monk 2: We must investigate.
*they walk past the tree where Aang and Gyatso are*
Gyatso: *whispers* Now Aang.
*Aang creates a wind cylinder and drops the the cakes in and shoots them at the monks*
Monk 3: What is this?! Is it mayonaise?
Aang: You could say that.
Monk 4: Gyatso and Aang come down here now!
*they come down*
Monk 2: Is it neccesary to know how to shoot mayonaise cakes at us.
Gyatso: Mayonaise? If you say so.
Monk 1: No!
Gyatso and Aang: YES!

Man, this thread is kinda gross(not reffering to the post before mine) can't more people come up with some that aren't just rude? i like the captin' crunch one though

Hello there! I've decided to make little skits with Aang and Gyatso. Like the one I had before with the "mayonaise" cakes. Here goes:
Gyatso: Now young monk we must practice your aim once more.
Aang: Cool!
*they are on the tree again and the four monks are sitting down*
Gyatso: Do you have what I asked you?
Aang: Yep it's right here *pulls up a bucket of popcorn*
Gyatso: Excellent *does the Mr. Burns Finger thing*
Aang: What do we do?
Gyatso: Well we must work on more precise aiming. Aim for their faces they've got no looks to save.
Monk 1: Once again Gyatso is not training the Avatar.
Monk 2: Let us look for them.
Monk 3: Yes let's
*All four walk past the tree where Aang and Gyatso are*
Gyatso: *whispers* Now Aang.
Aang: Ok *makes the funnel thing again and gets the "popcorn"*
Monks: Ahhhhh!!! Not the face!! What is this popcorn?
Aang: Special popcorn.
Gyatso: Yes very special.
Monk 1: Well come down here this instant!
*Aang and Gyatso come down*
Monk 2: *Examines a piece of popcorn*Does it have extra butter.
Gyatso: Well it has something extra.
Monks: *eat some of the popcorn* This is good. *all eat more*
Aang: I call it essence of Aang.
*Gyatso and Aang start laughing*
Monks: NO!
Gyatso and Aang: YES!! *fall on the floor laughing*
*monks begin to throw up*
Thanks supersonicfan01 for the popcorn idea. I'm sure everyone knows what "The Essence of Aang" was.

[QUOTE="supersonicfan01"]*Zuko has ang tied upside down to a tree and he's about to kill him*

Zuko: Any last words avatar?

Aang: Yeah, your fly's open.

Zuko: Wha?!

Aang: Get him momo!

*Momo jumps inside Zuko's pants and starts biting everywhere*

Zuko: Hey that tickles! Hey, i only have two of those! Let go of it! It hasn't seen the world yet! Get out you fleabag! Don't go in there!

Aang: Oh please, like there's really anything in there for him to bite.

Katara: Oh, there's something in there all right. And it's BIG.

Zuko: Help me katara! I know there are things inside these pants that you express affection for!

(Ok, that was just dumb, and i don't know why Zuko would want to kill the avatar instead of capturing him. Hey, where's Zoka? Huh, what's this? *Picks up note*
Zoka: Let's see, what to say, what to say..... oh, i'm gonna go 'babysit' Zuko's sister, i'm gonna be gone for a little while. And if you go by her house, be VERY quiet, because she's gonna be VERY tired. Ok, tell Aang to save me some lunch!)

lol, lmao

Aang: I realize every Avatar comes with an expiration mark on the package, but I want mine to be a long time from now, like a Cheeto.

A Random Fire Nation Soldier (talking about Aang): Someone has to talk to his people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.

Katara: Zuko and I are getting married!
Aang: How? What? How?
Iroh: Three excellent questions.

Sokka (commenting about Iroh): (sarcasm) I'm sure you've lived a great life. Cup o tea, cup o tea, almost got shagged, cup o tea.

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... waiting... And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead " (Just a random quote I wanted to add)

That quote was awesome the one about passion. wow I'm speechless about it.

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