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    karatewolfpunk

    [221]Jan 29, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Great, except a couple of things...ahem...You forgot to mention that I'm a Sein-fan who also watches Malcolm in the Middle and 24 and pretends I'm a radio DJ at an alternative rock or top 40 station and acts like Casey Kasem or Ryan Seacrest and do a freaking top 50 list of songs updated every Thursdays.


    Katrina: Katara!
    KAtara: Yeah?
    Katrina: Did you just hear Eric?
    KAtara: Yes, and he is so wierd that I'm going back to Momo.
    Eric: What?! Back to Zuko.
    Katrina: Nooo!
    Eric: (Pulls out picture of Iroh) AT LAST! DESTINY IS BRINGING US TOGETHER!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [222]Jan 29, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:

    (Katrina, Sokka, Eric, Aang, Zuko, and Katara are sitting on Katara's couch eating peanuts.)
    Katrina (examining a peanut): You know, it's kinda wierd about these things.
    Aang: Why?
    Katrina: Just take apart the syllables - pea, nuts. Replace the third letter with an e, and it becomes pee, nuts. Coincidence? I think not. (Everybody stops eating)
    Sokka: I think I lost my appetite.
    Katara: That's the first. Congratulations Katrina.
    Eric: Oh god, I wonder what I'm going to dream tonight!

    Continued...

    Zuko: What about dreaming?
    Katara: He dreams about food.
    Sokka: So do I.
    Katara: I bet this peanut dream is going to be worse than when I ate a hotdog in public. KATRINA?! YOU'RE STILL EATING THOSE?! (Everyone turns to Katrina)
    Katrina: Yeah.
    Sokka: Oh, I see. You're just trying to have them fore yourself!
    Katrina: I've never thought of that, BUT isn't peanuts a wierd name for these?
    Katara: WHY are you still eating them then?
    Katrina: I'm different.


    Continued...

    Sokka: Is that your excuse for everything?! Different?!
    (Flashbacks)
    *Katara: Why are you watching Naturally Sadie?
    Katrina: I'm different.
    *Zuko: Why are you shaving your face?
    Katrina: I'm different.
    *Eric: Why are you having sex with my female stripper?!
    Katrina: I'm different.

    I'm watching the new Unfabulous! I've never known that Addie sang the last part of her theme song.

    Edited on 01/29/2006 4:37pm
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [223]Jan 30, 2006
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    Katara and I are making out. Yes, that's right, again.

    Me: Hey, what time is it?
    Katara: 10:00
    Me: Ooh, TV time! Seinfeld's on! *gets up quickly and turns on the TV*

    Trust me. If I were to make out with any girl, I wouldn't do that.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [224]Jan 30, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Katara and I are making out. Yes, that's right, again.

    Me: Hey, what time is it?
    Katara: 10:00
    Me: Ooh, TV time! Seinfeld's on! *gets up quickly and turns on the TV*

    Trust me. If I were to make out with any girl, I wouldn't do that.


    Even if you were forced to make out with Flower?
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [225]Jan 30, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Katara and I are making out. Yes, that's right, again.

    Me: Hey, what time is it?
    Katara: 10:00
    Me: Ooh, TV time! Seinfeld's on! *gets up quickly and turns on the TV*

    Trust me. If I were to make out with any girl, I wouldn't do that.


    Even if you were forced to make out with Flower?


    Okay, not every girl. Ew! That's disgusting.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [226]Jan 31, 2006
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    KAtrina: (Walks into apartment) Hey! OH! (Iroh and Eric were just in the middle of making out.)
    Eric: Hey Katrina, don't tell Katara.
    Katrina: This is awkward.
    Iroh: (Takes out a big balloon-looking thing) I got one your size...
    Eric: Great. (They start heavily making out.)
    Katrina: I'm just gonna go.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [227]Jan 31, 2006
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    Eric: Okay, this is the first time we are about to do it.
    Katara: I'm ready. (Eric takes down his pants) Are you sure that will fit into my hole?
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [228]Jan 31, 2006
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    Okay, I'll just assume that you're just joking.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [229]Jan 31, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Okay, I'll just assume that you're just joking.


    Of course I am! I don't even know your's size!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [230]Jan 31, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Okay, I'll just assume that you're just joking.


    Of course I am! I don't even know your's size!


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    supersonicfan01

    [231]Feb 1, 2006
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    Wait... who's Eric? Is Eric sluggmunki_tx? I just kept assuming this Eric was from friends. Even thought i've never seen him there...
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    karatewolfpunk

    [232]Feb 1, 2006
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    Eric is from Friends. I'm kidding, he is sluggmunki_tx. I think there was an Eric in one of the eppies though.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [233]Feb 1, 2006
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    I'm Eric
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    air_gurl13

    [234]Feb 1, 2006
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    Hi Eric!!
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    supersonicfan01

    [235]Feb 1, 2006
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    Yes, hello Eric.

    Fez: Wel, well, well, looks like there is now another Eric, Eric.

    Eric from that '70s show: Oh yeah? Well can he fit into this tiny box?

    Fez: Yes! It's time for "get into that box!" I can't believe it was made into a real show! The next competidor: Monica. Oh, there is no WAY she can fit in a box. She's fat. (Turns and looks at slim monica) Holy mama she is hot!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [236]Feb 1, 2006
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    ...continued.

    *Eric (from That 70's Show) and Fez all push me into a tiny box**then we hear a voice*

    Jerry Seinfeld: *doing the voice like he did on the show* Hellllloooooooo!
    *Superman theme song is heard*
    Sluggmunki_tx: Hey, look, it's Jerry Seinfeld.
    Jerry: Release sluggmunki_tx for he is a part of the Sluggmunki_tx crew. I am his faithful companion--The Sein-man and the rest of our crew. Doug the Fat Guy from The King of Queens...
    Doug: Hey, I ain't that fat!
    Carrie (Doug's wife): Yes you are!
    Doug: Sorry.
    Jerry:...and Braniac Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle.
    Malcolm: I can bend your minds to a pretzel. Hey, I'm a bender. I should be the next Avatar.
    Sluggmunki_tx: Guys, help me!
    All three: Yes, old faithful one. *all three uses laser beams to release me**Fez and T70S Eric flee*
    Sluggmunki_tx: Thanks guys.
    All three: Hey, that's what friends are for.
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    supersonicfan01

    [237]Feb 1, 2006
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    (The dude in my avatar walks in)

    Me: Leo man! How you been?

    Leo: Oh, i'm fine. I've been making out with that chick over there. *Points to phoebe*

    Me: You've been making out with phoebe?

    Leo: Yeah man! Then we went to play some space invaders! Then we met god and he gave me a pretzel just like jesus. Then we met this dude with an arrow on his head and we started talking about this watertribe girl. We went to her sleepover. Girls only. Aang is close enough to one and they let me in cause i'm fuzzy!

    Me: Crazy as always leo!

    Leo: Yeah. That dude with the arrow on his head IS pretty crazy. *Laughs* I could have tatood him for FREE man! But he had to pay for his tatoo!

    Me: I can't tell if you have amnesia, or if you're perfectly fine! Say, how good is phoebe?

    Leo: Who's phoebe?

    Me: The girl you made out with.

    Leo: I made out with a girl?!

    Me: Yeah, she's over there. *Points and phoebe waves*

    Leo: Oh, she's hot man! You think she'd make out with me?

    Me: She did.

    Leo: Really? Awesome! *Five minutes later* So do i know you man?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [238]Feb 2, 2006
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    (Sokka and Aang are eating Cap'n Crunch.)
    Aang: Ya know what's wierd? His eyebrows are on his hat.
    Sokka: Or maybe that he's been a captain of a cereal for 50 years. (Aang licks his spoon and puts it back in drawer.)
    Sokka: WHAT WAS THAT?!
    Aang (confused): What was what?
    Sokka: You licked the spoon and put it back!
    Aang: So?
    Sokka: You know how gross that is?!
    Aang: You think that's gross when we share toothbrushes?
    Sokka: WHAT?!
    Aang: I use the red one because I used the blue one to unclog the toilet.
    Sokka: MINE IS THE BLUE ONE!
    Aang: Oh. (Pauses) Then why can we share soap?!
    Sokka: Because it's soap!
    Aang: (Starts walking away) Just think, what is the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash!
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    supersonicfan01

    [239]Feb 2, 2006
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    LOL! I almost fell out of my chair!!!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [240]Feb 2, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Sokka and Aang are eating Cap'n Crunch.)
    Aang: Ya know what's wierd? His eyebrows are on his hat.
    Sokka: Or maybe that he's been a captain of a cereal for 50 years. (Aang licks his spoon and puts it back in drawer.)
    Sokka: WHAT WAS THAT?!
    Aang (confused): What was what?
    Sokka: You licked the spoon and put it back!
    Aang: So?
    Sokka: You know how gross that is?!
    Aang: You think that's gross when we share toothbrushes?
    Sokka: WHAT?!
    Aang: I use the red one because I used the blue one to unclog the toilet.
    Sokka: MINE IS THE BLUE ONE!
    Aang: Oh. (Pauses) Then why can we share soap?!
    Sokka: Because it's soap!
    Aang: (Starts walking away) Just think, what is the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash!


    At least they didn't share deodarant.
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