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Aang: Why are we called 'benders'?

Some Black Guy: Why am I the darkest person here? O crap ghosts! (That's such a cliche joke)

*After Katara decides to go out with Zuko*
Aang: I find that you don't take me seriously Zuko. So I'll agree to trade you Appa for Katara.
Zuko: Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. (Got that from Firefly)

*After Zuko finds out Aang was "busy"* (Also gotten from That 70's Show)
Zuko: What are you, an animal!? If you can't find someone to do it for you, you go without. I went two and a half years on a boat without it.
Aang: But Zuko, you were on the boat for three years.
Zuko:... What are you an animal!?

Katara: Aang how do I look?
Aang: *looking at Sokka* Beautiful.

Aang: Sokka how old are you?
Sokka: 16
Aang: So you a like developed already.
Sokka: What?
Aang: Is this long enough? *Pulls down Pants*
Sokka: For Katara?
Aang: No, for you.
Sokka: heck yeah! *Pulls his pants down* How you like this long HOT dog.
Aang: Oh yeah.
*Sokka bends down to suck..you know what*
*Suddenly naked Zuko comes and puts his hot dog inside Sokka.*
*Then Iroh comes in and then puts his in Zuko*
*Momo gets right behind Appa's butt and shakes back and forth*
*Katara hears some moaning and groaning*
*She heads to where they are*
Katara: What are you guys doing!
Everyone: Playing a game.
Katara: Okay, then how did you guys find out about that "game"?
Everyone: Internet.

Iroh (as Obi-Wan): A Jedi's strength lies in his own... Are you even listening?
Aang (as Luke): Yes! You were saying... may the force be with me?
Iroh (as Obi-Wan): No, I was not. Jedi Knight? Ha! Jedi Dumbass!

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*To Aang*

Zuko: Are you on dope? Are you?
Katara: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Zuko: My foot kicking your ass.

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Iroh: You know, Sokka, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Aang: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero.

(Katara kisses Zuko)
Zuko: Ohh...*accidentally breathes fire on Katara and kills her*
Aang: *flips Katara over* Dude...if you didn't like her, I understand...

*Zuko catches Sokka trying to steal his... car*
Zuko: What the hell are you doing with my car Sokka?
Sokka: You car, my car, we all drive the same car... on a road called life.
Zuko: Well I'm gonna drive my foot up a thing called your ass.

*Aang making a lame excuse*
Aang: I guess I was...sleepwalking.
Zuko: And I'm just sleep-kicking my foot up your ass.

*Zuko seeing Aang with money*
Zuko: Since I paid for your allowance that money is actually mines.
Aang: It occurs to me that possesion is nine-tenths of the the law.
Zuko: Keep up the smartmouth and my foot will be nine-tenths the way up your ass.

Sokka: Look, the firelord loves his daughter, and she likes me. Therefore, the firelord HAS to like me. I mean, what father wouldn't like the guy who's nailing his daughter?

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*Zuko driving his uncle in one of those fire nation tanks*

Zuko: So uncle, what's in the bag?

Iroh: Let's see, how can i put this? Let's just say there are some illegal drugs in this bag.

Zuko: What?! Uncle, you know i'm on probation!

Iroh: Don't worry, all you gotta do is not get pulled over.

*Siren*

Iroh: What did i just tell you man?!

*Cop walks up*

Zuko: What seems to be the problem officer?

Cop: You got a faulty tail light, i'm gonna have to give you a warning. *Starts writing the warning.*

Iroh: That was close, i thought for sure he was gonna ask what's in the bag.

Cop: I'm still here.

Iroh: Aw man.

*The cop takes the bag and takes out a can.*

Cop: Dog food?

Zuko: We were framed! *Calms down* I mean........ of course it's dog food. What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs?

*The cop gives them the warning and walks away.*

Zuko: Dog food?

Iroh: Wait, if the dog food's in THIS bag.......... then that means.......... Oh! I gotta check on my dog man!

LOL! My turn!

*Avatar Heroes are flying*

Appa: Gyuuh!!!
Katara: What's wrong with Appa. He's been doing this all week! And where's Sokka?
Aang: Appa had to be fixed before it entered the Water Tribe because it kept mounting magic Water Buffalo. Sokka volunteered to cut his *bleep* off, and when he did, Appa crushed his head like a pecan in a nutcracker. There was blood and brains flying everywhere, like when a giant mallet hits a watermelon.

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Aang: Am I too needy? Tell me I need to know!

Zuko: I stole my father's boat
(Sees his Lord Ozai with his gaurds)
Zuko: ...from those thieves.

Sokka: Aang, The Omen's playing in the drive-in! You know what this means for us?... It's make-out city!
Aang: I really like you as a friend Sokka... but can I bring a girl?

aang:katar I love you(give to give a hug
katar slaps him in the face

ihor:hey zuko...pisssssss
zuko:what?
ihor:what to danceing at this hot night club?
zuko:will they be grils?!?!
ihor:more like stripers
zuko:I am so there

(From family guy)

*Aang is writing a letter*

Aang: Dear McGyver, enclosed in this envelope is a piece of string, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save Momo.

(McGyver is the star character of a show about this guy that could invent extremely sofisticated devices from common often household items)

*Shadow the hedgehog doing chaos blast*

Katara: His but is really cute when it's glowing red. It makes me wanna spank him.

Sokka: Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? ????????????????????????????????????????

Zuko: Hey katara, i found this thermus in your stuff. Looks like it's covered in clear gelatin.

Sokka: That's not a thermus.

Zuko: WHHHHHHHhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!