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    supersonicfan01

    [21]Dec 10, 2005
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    *I actually got this from 'that '70s show' cause i can't come up with anything right now. Also, highlight to read hidden parts.*

    *Everyone is sitting on a couch and zuko walks down.*

    Zuko: Aang, i thought i told you to go pick up that new bender that is coming in, but what i MUST have said is, go sit on your ass.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Katara: No, i was there, you DEFINATELY told him to go get the new bender.

    *Laughter again*

    Aang: Look, sorry man, but something REALLY important came up............ jennie blinked and now doctor bellows thinks he's a chimp.

    *Laugher in the background*

    Sokka: No, no, doctor bellows IS a chimp who THINKS he's a doctor. THAT'S what makes it funny.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Zuko: Anyway, he's gonna be here for the weekend while his father makes a shipment. His name's charlie.

    Aang: HIM? Man i HATE that guy. Like, a few years ago, we were playing egg-toss, and he dropped our egg on PURPOSE just so these little sick kids could win it. They walked away with my goldfish in a bag. MY goldfish in a bag.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Zuko: Anyway, after you pick him up i want you and your friends to stay away from him, i don't want him being exposed to you deviants.

    Aang: Whoa, whoa Zuko, we are NOT deviants.

    Sokka: Jenie's bending over!

    That's it. I can't remember the rest and i got this all mixed up, trust me. I'll try to come up with some later.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [22]Dec 10, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *I actually got this from 'that '70s show' cause i can't come up with anything right now. Also, highlight to read hidden parts.*

    *Everyone is sitting on a couch and zuko walks down.*

    Zuko: Aang, i thought i told you to go pick up that new bender that is coming in, but what i MUST have said is, go sit on your ass.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Katara: No, i was there, you DEFINATELY told him to go get the new bender.

    *Laughter again*

    Aang: Look, sorry man, but something REALLY important came up............ jennie blinked and now doctor bellows thinks he's a chimp.

    *Laugher in the background*

    Sokka: No, no, doctor bellows IS a chimp who THINKS he's a doctor. THAT'S what makes it funny.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Zuko: Anyway, he's gonna be here for the weekend while his father makes a shipment. His name's charlie.

    Aang: HIM? Man i HATE that guy. Like, a few years ago, we were playing egg-toss, and he dropped our egg on PURPOSE just so these little sick kids could win it. They walked away with my goldfish in a bag. MY goldfish in a bag.

    *Laughter in the background*

    Zuko: Anyway, after you pick him up i want you and your friends to stay away from him, i don't want him being exposed to you deviants.

    Aang: Whoa, whoa Zuko, we are NOT deviants.

    Sokka: Jenie's bending over!

    That's it. I can't remember the rest and i got this all mixed up, trust me. I'll try to come up with some later.


    You like That 70's Show? Me too but not that much of a fan.

    Anyway, here are my own quotes. I plugged myself into this too.

    *Aang and Sokka arrive at my fantasy apartment*

    Aang: Hey, Eric (that's my real name). Have you seen Katara?

    Me: Yeah, she's in my bedroom. I had her sleep over last night. She's pretty much wiped out.

    Aang: What do you mean?

    Me: I got her drunk.

    Sokka: What? Katara's drunk?

    Me: Obviously.

    Sokka: How could you make her drunk? She's underage.

    Me: Well I forgot to lock my car so I got up and when I came back, well, she already had 6 drinks and I got to be honest with y'all. She was a delight.

    Katara: (from the other room-still drunk) Ohhh, Eric. (comes up to the front door towards me) Oooh, you invited my friends over. How sweet are you? (hugs me)

    Me: *gives a look*

    (Aang and Sokka look at each other like 'what the hell was he thinking')

    Me: Now if you excuse me...(closes the door)

    Aang: This is no good.

    Sorry if that's a little harsh but I was typing this while hurring up.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [23]Dec 10, 2005
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    sluggmunki_tx:
    *Aang and Sokka arrive at my fantasy apartment*

    Aang: Hey, Eric (that's my real name). Have you seen Katara?

    Me: Yeah, she's in my bedroom. I had her sleep over last night. She's pretty much wiped out.

    Aang: What do you mean?

    Me: I got her drunk.

    Sokka: What? Katara's drunk?

    Me: Obviously.

    Sokka: How could you make her drunk? She's underage.

    Me: Well I forgot to lock my car so I got up and when I came back, well, she already had 6 drinks and I got to be honest with y'all. She was a delight.

    Katara: (from the other room-still drunk) Ohhh, Eric. (comes up to the front door towards me) Oooh, you invited my friends over. How sweet are you? (hugs me)

    Me: *gives a look*

    (Aang and Sokka look at each other like 'what the hell was he thinking')

    Me: Now if you excuse me...(closes the door)

    Aang: This is no good.

    Sorry if that's a little harsh but I was typing this while hurring up.

    Yeah, all of thse are good. Eric, that seemed suspiciously detailed...
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    karatewolfpunk

    [24]Dec 10, 2005
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    I'm writing too much.

    Aang: Is there anything else I should know about people these days?
    Sokka: They don't wear pants that high.
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    supersonicfan01

    [25]Dec 10, 2005
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    I get the LAST one......

    Aang: Katara, why do your underwear have pipes coming out of them.

    Sokka: Those are actually going inside.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [26]Dec 10, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    I get the LAST one......

    Aang: Katara, why do your underwear have pipes coming out of them.

    Sokka: Those are actually going inside.


    Oh, I didn't get it at first. Now I do. Gross, but good.
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    supersonicfan01

    [27]Dec 10, 2005
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    ISpeakTheTruth

    [28]Dec 10, 2005
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    Here's mine.

    *Scene Aang and Ozai are fighting in the war room to decide fate of the world.

    *Aang and Ozai start fighting*

    *Random Guy*

    "Gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room."
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    supersonicfan01

    [29]Dec 10, 2005
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    I don't get it?
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    ISpeakTheTruth

    [30]Dec 10, 2005
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    I don't get it?


    It came from a funny movie called Dr. Strangelove.

    Here's a sound clip of the actual quote.

    http://supak.com/store/videos/sounds/kubrick/you-cant-fight-here.wav

    enjoy.
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    supersonicfan01

    [31]Dec 10, 2005
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    I still don't get it. What's the funny?
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    supersonicfan01

    [32]Dec 11, 2005
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    Bump
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    firesoldier1234

    [33]Dec 11, 2005
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    ALL MY BENDERS

    Zuko:Now avatar i will finally ki..*faints**gets sent to hospital aang and katara are there*

    Katara:my poor zuko.
    Aang:What do you mean YOUR poor zuko.
    Katara*crying*:now who will father our 6 sons?
    Aang:6 SONS!?
    Katara:Why Zuko AFTER 3 YEARS WHY!!
    Aang:Thats it a quit!
    Creators:WAIT COME BACK WE HAVE TO MAKE YOUR EARS BIGGER!*Iroh comes out of shadows*
    Katara:Iroh?!
    Iroh:Now my love let us be together forever
    Katara:Oh Iroh.*kissing*
    *zuko wakes up*
    Zuko:*screams like a little girl and faints again*
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    karatewolfpunk

    [34]Dec 11, 2005
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    Suki: (kisses sokka) I am a man
    Sokka: no wonder I was attracted to you.

    Great job everybody. IF you're a guy, mail me on how you behve.
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    PrincessZula

    [35]Dec 11, 2005
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    -=Zuko=-

    I am to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts~~
    I'm a "spirit" if you know what I mean and I'll shake my little tush at the admiral

    Oh I am to sexy for my mask to sexy for my mask....

    ( Idon't know the rest of the song someone finish it for me)
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    PrincessZula

    [36]Dec 11, 2005
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    I need something for Jet... what a stud !honestly!
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    firesoldier1234

    [37]Dec 11, 2005
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Suki: (kisses sokka) I am a man
    Sokka: no wonder I was attracted to you.

    Great job everybody. IF you're a guy, mail me on how you behve.


    LOL
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    AnimeNikkaJamal

    [38]Dec 11, 2005
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    How about continuing the Mayonaisse bender saga?

    Azuma *sneaks up on Zuko in the dark woods*: Haha! Die broth- what the HELL are you doing!
    Zuko: Uh... fighting Mayonaisse benders... in my pants... take that.
    Azuma: Uh, you know what? How about I just kill you later. I mean you can't firebend much now can you? And I'll be damned if you're touching me!
    -----------------------------------------------------

    Katara *appears unclothed from behind bushes* Are the Mayobenders dead yet?
    Aang: No! But I guarantee you they will be in - eh - five minutes.
    -----------------------------------------------------

    *Katara and Azuma both confused*
    Azuma: So THIS is supposed to help you track down the Mayonnaise benders?
    Sokka *sniffing undergarments*: Yep. You see, I got insticts like a dog. All I need is a scent.
    Katara: But how are you supposed to get their scent off our clothes?!?!?
    Sokka: Hey, hey, hey, now! Never question my insticts. Even I don't know all of their mysteries...
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    supersonicfan01

    [39]Dec 11, 2005
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    AnimeNikkaJamal wrote:
    How about continuing the Mayonaisse bender saga?

    Azuma *sneaks up on Zuko in the dark woods*: Haha! Die broth- what the HELL are you doing!
    Zuko: Uh... fighting Mayonaisse benders... in my pants... take that.
    Azuma: Uh, you know what? How about I just kill you later. I mean you can't firebend much now can you? And I'll be damned if you're touching me!
    -----------------------------------------------------

    Katara *appears unclothed from behind bushes* Are the Mayobenders dead yet?
    Aang: No! But I guarantee you they will be in - eh - five minutes.
    -----------------------------------------------------

    *Katara and Azuma both confused*
    Azuma: So THIS is supposed to help you track down the Mayonnaise benders?
    Sokka *sniffing undergarments*: Yep. You see, I got insticts like a dog. All I need is a scent.
    Katara: But how are you supposed to get their scent off our clothes?!?!?
    Sokka: Hey, hey, hey, now! Never question my insticts. Even I don't know all of their mysteries...



    That one was really good! I still haven't thought up of anything more to add, but you people seem to be doing fine with it.
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    firesoldier1234

    [40]Dec 11, 2005
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    About the mayonnaise

    Katara:*eating a sandwich*
    Aang:Is that mayonnaise on there?
    Katara:Yeah i found it by your stuff.
    Aang:Oh god.

    This is fun ^^
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