Join

We're moving Forums to the Community pages. Click here for more information and updates.

Avatar: The Last Airbender Forums

Nickelodeon (ended 2008)

Your own quotes

  • Avatar of mistresskatara

    mistresskatara

    [781]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 09/26/05
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 160
    Breakflame wrote:
    Katara: I think we're lost.
    Sokka: We are not lost. I just don't know where we are.
    Katara: Told you we were lost. Now how are we supposed to find Aang if we can't find ourselves.
    Aang: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
    Katara: AANG!!!
    Aang: KATARA, HELP ME!!!
    Sokka: Lets go.

    Katara: There he is.
    Sokka: He's sleeping?
    Aang: (Asleep) Katara, thanks for saving me. what you want to sleep with me? What's that? Ok, I'll give you a backrub first.
    Katara: (Blushing) Well, that would explain his...bulge...ya know...down there.
    Sokka: (Angrily) I'm gonna kill him.
    Aang: (still asleep) Well, Katara, Lets get(Sokka hits him with his Boomerang) AHHHH!!! What was that for?(looks down and then at Katara) Oh ****
    Sokka: Oh **** is right. Now come here so I can kill ya
    Aang: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!


    Ahhh... good times, good times.

    ```````````````````````````````````````````

    The trio is sitting around a fire. It's dark.
    Sokka: *poking the flames* I'm bored.
    Aang: Oooh! I know a song we could sing! *pulls out an acoustic guitar*
    Katara: Um... that's ok, Aang, we don't need to--
    Aang: *clears throat*
    *singing:*
    Lets gather around the campfire
    And sing our campfire song.
    Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song.
    And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
    But it'll help if you just sing along!
    Sokka: Where the hell did you get that guitar?!?
    Aang: *singing* Bum bum bum...
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
    Sokka: *knocks Aang unconscious with the handle of his machete*
    Katara: Thank you.

    (Crappy song stolen from Spongebob episode.)
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Iras91

    Iras91

    [782]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 08/25/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 701
    mistresskatara wrote:
    Breakflame wrote:
    Katara: I think we're lost.
    Sokka: We are not lost. I just don't know where we are.
    Katara: Told you we were lost. Now how are we supposed to find Aang if we can't find ourselves.
    Aang: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
    Katara: AANG!!!
    Aang: KATARA, HELP ME!!!
    Sokka: Lets go.

    Katara: There he is.
    Sokka: He's sleeping?
    Aang: (Asleep) Katara, thanks for saving me. what you want to sleep with me? What's that? Ok, I'll give you a backrub first.
    Katara: (Blushing) Well, that would explain his...bulge...ya know...down there.
    Sokka: (Angrily) I'm gonna kill him.
    Aang: (still asleep) Well, Katara, Lets get(Sokka hits him with his Boomerang) AHHHH!!! What was that for?(looks down and then at Katara) Oh ****
    Sokka: Oh **** is right. Now come here so I can kill ya
    Aang: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!


    Ahhh... good times, good times.

    ```````````````````````````````````````````

    The trio is sitting around a fire. It's dark.
    Sokka: *poking the flames* I'm bored.
    Aang: Oooh! I know a song we could sing! *pulls out an acoustic guitar*
    Katara: Um... that's ok, Aang, we don't need to--
    Aang: *clears throat*
    *singing:*
    Lets gather around the campfire
    And sing our campfire song.
    Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song.
    And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
    But it'll help if you just sing along!
    Sokka: Where the hell did you get that guitar?!?
    Aang: *singing* Bum bum bum...
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
    Sokka: *knocks Aang unconscious with the handle of his machete*
    Katara: Thank you.

    (Crappy song stolen from Spongebob episode.)


    lmao
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of supersonicfan01

    supersonicfan01

    [783]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    *Zuko, sokka and Iroh are playing a game. Aang comes in exited*
    Aang: Guess what guys? *Singsong voice*I'm going to do it!
    *Everybody laughs*
    Aang: No, no, i'm serious! Katara says she's got something special for me tonight. Now, i need a place that's roomy, and cheap. Just like Katara.
    Zuko: You could borrow my boat, man.
    Aang: Thanks, but i'm not shooting for a threesome.

    To be continued.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of karatewolfpunk

    karatewolfpunk

    [784]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/17/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    (Katrina, KAtara, and Suko in a restaurant.)
    Katara: Katrina, one time Suki and I made out.
    Katrina: AHA! You were g@y! Zuko owes me five bucks!
    Katara: No! We were really drunk in Hawaii wearing grass skirts and coconuts and we made out.
    Katrina: Whatever you say.
    KAtara: Suki, convince her that it's true!
    Suki: Sorry, but I don't remember that happening.
    KAtara: What?! (Pay bill, leave, calla taxi.) Okay Suki, you may not remember us making out drunk, but you will surely remember this one. (Kisses Suki)
    Suki: Oh Katara! I remembered, those sweet lips on me and our coconuts banging against each other, but I pretended to forget so you could show me that you love me! Now I know you do, that was the best kiss I've ever gotten!
    Katara: Sorry, but that was just so you could remember, I don't love you.
    Suki (blushing): Oh, I was just kidding. (Hops into taxi.)
    Katrina: Wow. (Grabs Katara and kisses her.)
    Katara: what was that for?
    Katrina: I was seeing what all the fuss was about. I can't see why anybody likes your kissing, even Eric's ex-tuba is better!

    *I'm not actually a real lesb* (as you've seen in lots of mine), I just do that to myself*
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of supersonicfan01

    supersonicfan01

    [785]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Katrina, KAtara, and Suko in a restaurant.)
    Katara: Katrina, one time Suki and I made out.
    Katrina: AHA! You were g@y! Zuko owes me five bucks!
    Katara: No! We were really drunk in Hawaii wearing grass skirts and coconuts and we made out.
    Katrina: Whatever you say.
    KAtara: Suki, convince her that it's true!
    Suki: Sorry, but I don't remember that happening.
    KAtara: What?! (Pay bill, leave, calla taxi.) Okay Suki, you may not remember us making out drunk, but you will surely remember this one. (Kisses Suki)
    Suki: Oh Katara! I remembered, those sweet lips on me and our coconuts banging against each other, but I pretended to forget so you could show me that you love me! Now I know you do, that was the best kiss I've ever gotten!
    Katara: Sorry, but that was just so you could remember, I don't love you.
    Suki (blushing): Oh, I was just kidding. (Hops into taxi.)
    Katrina: Wow. (Grabs Katara and kisses her.)
    Katara: what was that for?
    Katrina: I was seeing what all the fuss was about. I can't see why anybody likes your kissing, even Eric's ex-tuba is better!

    *I'm not actually a real lesb* (as you've seen in lots of mine), I just do that to myself*


    Well, glad to see your funny remains intact.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of sluggmunki_tx

    sluggmunki_tx

    [786]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
    • rank: Sleestack
    • posts: 7,857
    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Katrina, KAtara, and Suko in a restaurant.)
    Katara: Katrina, one time Suki and I made out.
    Katrina: AHA! You were g@y! Zuko owes me five bucks!
    Katara: No! We were really drunk in Hawaii wearing grass skirts and coconuts and we made out.
    Katrina: Whatever you say.
    KAtara: Suki, convince her that it's true!
    Suki: Sorry, but I don't remember that happening.
    KAtara: What?! (Pay bill, leave, calla taxi.) Okay Suki, you may not remember us making out drunk, but you will surely remember this one. (Kisses Suki)
    Suki: Oh Katara! I remembered, those sweet lips on me and our coconuts banging against each other, but I pretended to forget so you could show me that you love me! Now I know you do, that was the best kiss I've ever gotten!
    Katara: Sorry, but that was just so you could remember, I don't love you.
    Suki (blushing): Oh, I was just kidding. (Hops into taxi.)
    Katrina: Wow. (Grabs Katara and kisses her.)
    Katara: what was that for?
    Katrina: I was seeing what all the fuss was about. I can't see why anybody likes your kissing, even Eric's ex-tuba is better!

    *I'm not actually a real lesb* (as you've seen in lots of mine), I just do that to myself*


    Well, glad to see your funny remains intact.


    The same goes here.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Breakflame

    Breakflame

    [787]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 12/07/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 2,989
    Avatar: The Ocarina of Time.
    How the gang would handle one of the greatest games of all time. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Nobody continue this story for me. I want to do this one alone

    Aang: We're going in circles
    Katara: It sure seems that way. Maybe thats why they call this the lost woods
    Sokka: Maybe that kid can help. Hey, kid can you help us out of here
    Link:..........
    Sokka: Hello?
    Link:..........
    Sokka: Can't you talk?
    Navi: Hey, Listen
    Sokka: What?
    Navi: Hey, Listen
    Sokka: WHAT!?
    Navi: Hey, Listen, Hey, Listen, Hey, Listen
    Sokka: Kid, will you tell your fairy to shut up?
    Link:...........
    Navi: Hey, Listen
    Great Deku Tree: Navi, Please be quiet.
    Sokka: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
    Katara: I'd say its a big talking tree.
    Great Deku Tree: Young ones, May I ask ye to help break my curse?
    Aang: Sure
    GDT: Thank Ye(Opens Mouth) Now, hither, and tarry forth and destroy the curse inside me.
    Aang: You want us to go...in...your mouth?
    Sokka: I am NOT becoming a tree's dinner.
    Navi: Hey, Listen
    Sokka: Would you shut up?
    GDT: Please, I ask ye, destroy my curse, before I die.
    Katara: (hesitantly) Alright. Aang, You first.
    GDT: Link, join them on this quest.
    Link:.............
    Aang: (From inside the tree) Wow, you guys gotta see this.
    Katara: Alright. Come on Sokka.
    Sokka: Alright, fine. I'll go into the tree.
    Navi: Hey, Listen
    Sokka: AFTER I KILL THIS STUPID FAIRY!!!
    Link:..................

    To Be Continued
    Edited on 04/20/2006 8:34pm
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of supersonicfan01

    supersonicfan01

    [788]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    I'm bored again. quotes people!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of karatewolfpunk

    karatewolfpunk

    [789]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/17/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    Katara: Victor, Jake got me pregnant but ever since he got locked into that room with a pair of handcuffs and Angelina Jolie, he's not really helpful with money.
    Victor: Become a prostitute.
    Katara: WTF???
    Victor: You'll have fun, get money, and there's no risk of you getting pregnant. You know, I think I know who your first customer will be if you dye your hair red...
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of supersonicfan01

    supersonicfan01

    [790]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katara: Victor, Jake got me pregnant but ever since he got locked into that room with a pair of handcuffs and Angelina Jolie, he's not really helpful with money.
    Victor: Become a prostitute.
    Katara: WTF???
    Victor: You'll have fun, get money, and there's no risk of you getting pregnant. You know, I think I know who your first customer will be if you dye your hair red...


    ROFLMFAO!

    This is like, millions of years ahead of its time!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of sluggmunki_tx

    sluggmunki_tx

    [791]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
    • rank: Sleestack
    • posts: 7,857
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katara: Victor, Jake got me pregnant but ever since he got locked into that room with a pair of handcuffs and Angelina Jolie, he's not really helpful with money.
    Victor: Become a prostitute.
    Katara: WTF???
    Victor: You'll have fun, get money, and there's no risk of you getting pregnant. You know, I think I know who your first customer will be if you dye your hair red...


    OMG!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of karatewolfpunk

    karatewolfpunk

    [792]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/17/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    Sokka: What kind of girls is Jake interested in?
    Katara: His taste is kinda unique. Well, they have to have a decent face, nice b00bs, and a cute @$$.
    Sokka: Unique? what are you talking about?? That's what EVERY guy looks for!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of pooldude256

    pooldude256

    [793]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/19/05
    • level: 38
    • rank: Squarepants
    • posts: 4,886
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: What kind of girls is Jake interested in?
    Katara: His taste is kinda unique. Well, they have to have a decent face, nice b00bs, and a cute @$$.
    Sokka: Unique? what are you talking about?? That's what EVERY guy looks for!


    Aww man, you mean my taste in women is not unique then? D@$%!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of thumbsucker

    thumbsucker

    [794]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 03/30/06
    • level: 23
    • rank: Close Talker
    • posts: 680

    [QUOTE="pooldude256"]

    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: What kind of girls is Jake interested in? Katara: His taste is kinda unique. Well, they have to have a decent face, nice b00bs, and a cute @$$. Sokka: Unique? what are you talking about?? That's what EVERY guy looks for!
    Aww man, you mean my taste in women is not unique then? D@$%![/QUOTE]

    I'm wondering if a guy even cares about the face part?

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Breakflame

    Breakflame

    [795]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 12/07/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 2,989
    [QUOTE="thumbsucker"]

    pooldude256 wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: What kind of girls is Jake interested in? Katara: His taste is kinda unique. Well, they have to have a decent face, nice b00bs, and a cute @$$. Sokka: Unique? what are you talking about?? That's what EVERY guy looks for!
    Aww man, you mean my taste in women is not unique then? D@$%![/QUOTE]

    I'm wondering if a guy even cares about the face part?



    I do. Cause sometimes you can't stare at they're boobs or butt cause they get offended and you have to make eye contact and you want to look at something non-disgusting.

    What? Too discriptive?
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of sluggmunki_tx

    sluggmunki_tx

    [796]Apr 22, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
    • rank: Sleestack
    • posts: 7,857
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: What kind of girls is Jake interested in?
    Katara: His taste is kinda unique. Well, they have to have a decent face, nice b00bs, and a cute @$$.
    Sokka: Unique? what are you talking about?? That's what EVERY guy looks for!


    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Breakflame

    Breakflame

    [797]Apr 22, 2006
    • member since: 12/07/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 2,989
    Avatar: The Ocarina of Time Pt 2.
    If you haven't played the game, than a lot of jokes will go over your head. also, if you haven't played the game, than you are living a sad existence cause the game is da bomb.

    Aang: So this is what the inside of a talking tree looks like.
    Katara: So, what do we do?
    Sokka: What the hell is this spider web doing here?
    Aang: Hey, look. Theres something down there.
    Sokka: Where'd that kid go?
    Aang: Up there.
    Link: (jumping down)AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(crashes through spider web)
    Sokka: HOLY SH*T
    Aang: Dude, you okay?
    Link: ................
    Aang: Lets go down there.
    Katara: How?
    Aang: By using these conviently placed vines.
    (they go down)
    ???: Scritch scritch scritch
    Sokka: What was that?
    Navi: Hey, Listen.
    Sokka: What do you want
    Navi: That is a gold skultulla. Once you kill one, you can get a skultulla token to prove you killed it.
    Sokka: And why would I want that
    Plishsshsh dink
    Katara: Hey, that kid just killed it.
    Link: Trying to grab the token)ungh ungh UNGGHGHGHGH. (Pants)(sees sokka's bommerang)
    Sokka: What do you want?
    Link: (pointing at Sokka's Boomerang) Ungh Ungh.
    Sokka: Why can't you talk? Are you mime or something?
    Katara: SOKKA!!! your being rude
    Link: AHHHHHHHH(Kicks Sokka in the balls and takes his boomereang)
    Sokka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That hurt you little Mime.
    Link: (uses the bommerang to get the token and holds it up in the air)
    DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!
    Sokka: Can someone please tell me why we're helping this kid save a tree?
    Hippie: Hey, dude, the trees are the, like, savoirs of the planet, man. don't be, like, dissing the tree, man.
    Sokka: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!?
    Hippie: Mother Earth, man. Mother Earth
    Aang: What are we doing here?
    Katara: I don't know. but that kid's trying to burn that web covering that door. Let's help him.
    Aang: Sure. We got nothing better to do.
    Sokka: I HATE hippies.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Iras91

    Iras91

    [798]Apr 22, 2006
    • member since: 08/25/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 701
    Breakflame wrote:
    Avatar: The Ocarina of Time Pt 2.
    If you haven't played the game, than a lot of jokes will go over your head. also, if you haven't played the game, than you are living a sad existence cause the game is da bomb.

    Aang: So this is what the inside of a talking tree looks like.
    Katara: So, what do we do?
    Sokka: What the hell is this spider web doing here?
    Aang: Hey, look. Theres something down there.
    Sokka: Where'd that kid go?
    Aang: Up there.
    Link: (jumping down)AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(crashes through spider web)
    Sokka: HOLY SH*T
    Aang: Dude, you okay?
    Link: ................
    Aang: Lets go down there.
    Katara: How?
    Aang: By using these conviently placed vines.
    (they go down)
    ???: Scritch scritch scritch
    Sokka: What was that?
    Navi: Hey, Listen.
    Sokka: What do you want
    Navi: That is a gold skultulla. Once you kill one, you can get a skultulla token to prove you killed it.
    Sokka: And why would I want that
    Plishsshsh dink
    Katara: Hey, that kid just killed it.
    Link: Trying to grab the token)ungh ungh UNGGHGHGHGH. (Pants)(sees sokka's bommerang)
    Sokka: What do you want?
    Link: (pointing at Sokka's Boomerang) Ungh Ungh.
    Sokka: Why can't you talk? Are you mime or something?
    Katara: SOKKA!!! your being rude
    Link: AHHHHHHHH(Kicks Sokka in the balls and takes his boomereang)
    Sokka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That hurt you little Mime.
    Link: (uses the bommerang to get the token and holds it up in the air)
    DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!
    Sokka: Can someone please tell me why we're helping this kid save a tree?
    Hippie: Hey, dude, the trees are the, like, savoirs of the planet, man. don't be, like, dissing the tree, man.
    Sokka: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!?
    Hippie: Mother Earth, man. Mother Earth
    Aang: What are we doing here?
    Katara: I don't know. but that kid's trying to burn that web covering that door. Let's help him.
    Aang: Sure. We got nothing better to do.
    Sokka: I HATE hippies.


    LMAO! greatest game EVER! total classic
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Iras91

    Iras91

    [799]Apr 22, 2006
    • member since: 08/25/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 701
    Katara: Aang...about the avatar state thing...i think i can help...

    Aang: thats cool Katara, show me.

    Sokka: ummm....what's going on her-
    *Katara flashes Aang*
    ....
    *Aang starts glowing*
    Katara: score! it worked!

    Sokka: ....oh my god he's going to c-

    BOOOM!

    that was SO inappropriate i am ASHAMED at you
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of supersonicfan01

    supersonicfan01

    [800]Apr 22, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    Iras91 wrote:
    Katara: Aang...about the avatar state thing...i think i can help...

    Aang: thats cool Katara, show me.

    Sokka: ummm....what's going on her-
    *Katara flashes Aang*
    ....
    *Aang starts glowing*
    Katara: score! it worked!

    Sokka: ....oh my god he's going to c-

    BOOOM!

    that was SO inappropriate i am ASHAMED at you


    Whoooooooooooooooooo! Been a while since we saw something like this! I believe a mayonase bender reference is in order?
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
Shows | Movies | Web | People | News | Videos | Community
Listings | Photos | Forums | Closed Captioning | Rating Guidelines
CBS Entertainment About CBS Interactive | About TV.com | Contact Us | Jobs | Advertise
© 2016 CBS Interactive Inc. All Rights Reserved. TV Guide Digital Network | Privacy Policy | Ad Choice | Terms of Use